Riding a broken bike to the downstairs of Building 3 of the Teachers' Residential Community, he just took out a big lock to lock the rear wheel. Ouyang Minmin came over with a textbook and saw Brother Zha using a brand new lock to lock a car that was about to be scrapped. Ouyang Minmin was once again shocked by Brother Zha's incredible behavior.
"Long Xiaozha, where did you pick up this broken car? Did you use such a new lock? No one will steal it if you leave it here," Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but smile.
Brother Zha put the keys in his pocket and said, "That's not necessarily true. My car was assembled by the President of the United States himself, and it's priceless."
"Bah, just brag," Ouyang Minmin expressed disdain.
"I'm not coming back to stay tonight. Let's cook and eat by ourselves," Brother Zha told Ouyang Minmin. After all, they lived together.
Ouyang Minmin was stunned for a moment and asked hurriedly: "Why don't you come back? Then I have to eat in the canteen again. Why don't you cook for me first?"
Brother Zha said with a cold face: "No time,"
"You...I noticed that you are busy all day long. What are you busy with?" Ouyang Minmin is now very curious about Brother Zha's life.
Brother Zha chuckled and said: "Privacy, no comment. Oh, it's not good to be curious about me. You will like me. I am very handsome and handsome. People who like me can line up from here to the school gate." , you probably have no hope,”
"Humph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you," Ouyang Minmin turned around and walked away. After taking a few steps, she turned back and said, "I don't like anyone but you."
Who cares that you fall in love with me? It’s strange that someone would fall in love with you with your temper. Brother Zha went home, put the medicinal materials into the casserole he just bought in proportion, poured in purified water, put three red dates, and turned on the gas. Turn on the stove, turn to a simmer, close the lid and call Baili Youyou.
"Yuyou, where are you?"
"I'm watching a TV series in the dormitory. It's rubbish TV. I'm so brainless," Baili Youyou's dissatisfied voice came from the phone.
Brother Zha laughed and asked: "Then if you still watch, you are also mentally retarded,"
"Humph, you dare to tell me, why do you want to see me now," Baili Youyou asked.
Brother Zha said: "Do you know the teachers' dormitory building? It's a community in the north of Jiangsu and Zhejiang. You can get to the gate in five minutes. When you get there, call me." It takes ten minutes to boil the decoction, and you have to hurry up after letting it dry for a while. Drink it, then the medicine will be most effective.
"Oh, I see. Aren't you waiting for me at the school gate? You also said you would go... get a room tonight," Baili Youyou's face turned red with embarrassment and her voice became much softer.
Brother Zha laughed: "No, I forgot that I rented a house at that time. Come on, I'll make you some medicine again,"
Ouyang Minmin heard Brother Zha making a phone call in the kitchen, and thought that at last this guy had a conscience and knew how to cook for me. She walked to the kitchen to see what delicious food Brother Zha had made, but the whole house smelled bitter.
"What are you doing," Ouyang Minmin asked, looking at the casserole on the stove.
"I'm making Tathagata Buddha sticks," Brother Zha looked at the time without looking up.
Ouyang Minmin asked: "What is the Tathagata Buddha Stick?"
Brother Zha waved his hand and said, "Children don't understand, so don't ask so many questions."
The time for decoction had come, Brother Zha hurriedly turned off the fire and poured the medicine into the cup. At this time, Baili Youyou called and she had already arrived at the gate of the community.
Brother Zha hurriedly went out, took Baili Youyou and ran away. When he got home, Brother Zha gave Baili Youyou the medicine: "Baby, it's not bitter at all. Drink it quickly, and your hair will grow after drinking it."
"Is it true?" Baili Youyou was very moved, and then took a bite: "It's so bitter."
Brother Zha hurriedly coaxed: "Baby, the good medicine is bitter and good for the disease. Drink it quickly. I have overcome countless difficulties to find the medicinal materials. Drinking it now is the best."
"Yeah," Baili Youyou nodded, wrinkled his nose and drank the medicine in one gulp.
Brother Zha had already peeled an apple, cut off a piece and put it into Baili Youyou's mouth: "Hurry up and take a bite. It won't be bitter after you take one bite."
"You're so kind," Baili Youyou's eyes were filled with tears.
"Fool, you are my baby. If I don't treat you well, who will I care for?" Brother Zha touched Baili Youyou's little face and said softly.
Ouyang Minmin was nearby and couldn't help but said: "Hey, what does the rule say? You are not allowed to bring strangers of the opposite sex home."
Brother Zha said with a dark face: "You are the stranger, not me. She is my treasure."
"Anyway, I don't allow her to be here," Ouyang Minmin said, pinching her waist.
When Baili Youyou saw Ouyang Minmin, she was surprised and asked, "Long Xiaozha, who is she?"
"Oh, there's a tigress, let's ignore her and go to my room. The treatment is still half-way," Brother Zha took Baili Youyou's hand and walked towards his room.
Ouyang Minmin was furious: "Long Xiaozha, I order you to let her leave, otherwise you will stop living here."
"If you can't live here, then we won't live here, but we're not going anywhere tonight and we'll move out tomorrow, okay?" Brother Zha slammed the door and ignored Ouyang Minmin's shouting outside.
"She seems to be angry. Why do you live with her? What's your relationship?" Baili Youyou asked all her questions.
Brother Zha said: "Ignore her. She has recently gone through menopause. We live together, so it doesn't matter." After Brother Zha said that, he opened the door and said to Ouyang Minmin: "Why are you making such a noise? Everyone is resting upstairs and downstairs. You are so late at night."
Be quiet," he said and closed the door again.
Baili Youyou looked at Brother Zha's room, then looked around, nodded and said, "You're not bad, you don't collect disgusting things."
"What disgusting thing," Brother Zha asked.
"Women's underwear, unhealthy books," Baili's long-awaited reply made Brother Zha sweat. What the hell am I doing collecting those things?
"Okay, Yoyo, go to bed quickly," Brother Zha walked to the bed and said.
Baili Youyou's face was filled with clouds, and she twisted the corner of her clothes vigorously and said, "Long Xiaozha, are we going too fast? I haven't fallen in love yet,"
Brother Zha pursed his lips, blaming me for not making it clear. He hurriedly came over and took Baili Youyou's little hand and said, "Yuyou, you misunderstood. I meant you lie down and I will treat you."
"Treat me, how do you treat me? I thought... oh... it's annoying," Baili Youyou punched Brother Zha, but it was like scratching an itch.
"Be obedient and be good," Brother Zha said, "my bed is very comfortable."
"Oh," Baili Youyou obediently lay down on Brother Zha's bed. For a moment, Brother Zha almost couldn't help but pounce on Baili Youyou when he saw her ups and downs.
"Long Xiaozha, why are you so nice to me?" Baili Youyou's tears flowed down.
Brother Zha said: "Because you are so pitiful. How can such a beautiful girl not have long hair?"
"Is it just because I'm pitiful?" Baili Youyou shed more tears.
Brother Zha chuckled and held Baili Youyou's left hand with his right hand: "Of course not,"
Baili Youyou asked: "Why is that?"
Brother Zha knew what answer she wanted. He smiled and said, "Yuyou, because I like you. I don't know why I like you, but I just like you. Do you think it's weird or not?"
"Long Xiaozha, Brother Wen said you already have a girlfriend," Baili Youyou turned away, not wanting Brother Zha to see her tears: "Thank you, Long Xiaozha, we will be good friends in the future, okay?"
Brother Zha sighed and said: "Yuyou, let me ask you, how do you feel about me?"
Baili Youyou choked and said: "Long Xiaozha, I was kissed by you the first time I met you. I have been thinking about you since that day. Later, as time went by and I met you several times, I felt that you It's funny, but you are very serious about what you do, and you are also very proud. I can't help but always want to get close to you. I know that I like you, but I dare not say it, for fear that if I say it, we won't even be friends.
In fact, I never thought you could help me grow long hair. Although you said you could help me at that time, it gave me a little confidence. Even if your medicine didn't work for me, I was very touched that you kept your promise. ,No one can treat me better than you,"
"Yuyou, you are a beautiful girl. I can't bear to see you like this. I just pity you at first, but then I fell in love with you. Alas, being passionate is also a sin," Brother Zha's anger continued to spread. It was transported into Baili Youyou's body, and now she was going to cut the marrow from Baili Youyou's bones.
"My personality used to be very boyish. Because I was laughed at since I was a child, I learned to curse, fight, and drink and smoke like a little girl. But after meeting me, I always wanted to become a good girl," Baili Youyou felt that her body He had a fever and a little pain, so he asked: "Long Xiaozha, my body is hot, what's wrong?"
Brother Zha said: "It's okay, the medicine has taken effect," I said, one-third of my true energy has been given to you, and it really doesn't feel good.
"Oh, Long Xiaozha, tell me your story," Baili Youyou turned back to look at Brother Zha and said.
Brother Zha blinked his eyes and said: "My stories, I have too many stories, I can't finish them in three days and three nights. I will tell you slowly in the future."
Baili Youyou's eyes turned red again and she said, "But there will be no such opportunity in the future."
Brother Zha asked again: "Yuyou, what do you think of me?"
Baili Youyou's tears began to fall heavily: "Long Xiaozha, I like you, I like you very much, but you have a girlfriend, why didn't we get to know each other earlier?"
"Maybe you really should listen to my story," Brother Zha rolled his eyes and said, "Maybe you won't like me after listening to it,"
"What do you mean?" Baili Youyou felt strange, and her body was getting hotter and hotter: "Long Xiaozha, I'm so hot, I want to take off my coat,"
Brother Zha helped her take off her coat, leaving only a layer of warmth. Brother Zha suddenly raised the flagpole and secretly said a sin. He suppressed his anger and had no concentration at all. How could he do big things in the future? Brother Zha mentally reprimanded Brother Zha.
"Yuyou, actually I have more than one girlfriend, I have several girlfriends," half of the zhenqi has been transferred to Baili Youyou. Brother Zha can use the fluoroscopic analysis function to know the changes in Baili Youyou's body.
"What, are you kidding?" Baili Youyou stopped crying in surprise.
Brother Zha pursed his lips and said, "I'm not kidding, it's true. We have many stories between us, so now you know how carefree I am, right?"
"Long Xiaozha, let me be your girlfriend too," Baili Youyou finally said what she was thinking, and then stared at Brother Zha, waiting for Brother Zha's answer.