Brother Zha was surprised to see Ouyang Minmin's face as calm as water, as if what happened before had not happened. At the same time, he was a little relieved. At that time, he was so lustful that he kissed her desperately. If Ouyang Minmin was blushing at this time, Brother Zha really doesn’t know how to face it.
I put away the pots and pans and went into the kitchen to wash them. While I was washing them, I felt funny. I saw her eyes widening when she was kissed, as if she had seen a ghost.
"Long Xiaozha, there will be a power outage in the community tomorrow. Go buy some candles," Ouyang Minmin said as she walked into the kitchen while chewing an apple.
Brother Zha groaned softly and couldn't help but stare at Ouyang Minmin's lips. Now it seems that he still wants to kiss her. Oh, my God, I am a pure person. I can't think like this. Brother Zha quickly lowered his head. He was washing the dishes, but after a few seconds he stared at Ouyang Minmin's lips again. All kinds of charming pictures appeared in his mind, and Brother Zha couldn't help laughing.
"What are you thinking about? You must have no good intentions, you are smiling so obscenely," Ouyang Minmin rolled her eyes at Brother Zha and said, "Did you hear that? I'll buy some tomorrow and hold him back."
Brother Zha asked: "Do you want to play the game of pouring candles upside down?"
Ouyang Minmin didn't know that Brother Zha was talking about disgusting things, so she wondered: "What are you pouring candles upside down?"
Brother Zha chuckled and said, "Children don't understand, don't ask."
Ouyang Minmin immediately understood that Brother Zha was speaking obscene language, and threw the apple core at Brother Zha with a snort.
Brother Zha cleaned the kitchen, then walked into the living room and sat down next to Ouyang Minmin, "What kind of TV are you watching? I'll go, "Black Life and Death", you can also watch such a stupid TV series, be careful that you become more mentally retarded, "
"Go to hell, I didn't let you watch, go back to the house and surf the Internet," Ouyang Minmin said while holding snacks in her hands.
Brother Zha snatched Ouyang Minmin's snacks and said: "Good things should be shared together. Haha, this actor is really funny. He is a complete fool. This screenwriter is also an idiot. How can there be such a thing? Don't look at it. In the end, instead of finding a big bed and sleeping in circles, they might break up again in the future. If I were to be the director, I could make a movie with more than 3,000 episodes."
Ouyang Minmin kicked Brother Zha: "Just stay here, you are very annoying,"
Brother Zha threw the snacks to Ouyang Minmin and said: "I will return such high-calorie and carcinogenic junk food to you. I hope you will join the army of death as soon as possible."
"You..." Ouyang Minmin clenched her fist tightly, preparing to give Brother Zha a hard blow.
Brother Zha thought that he was going to participate in the game, so he said to Ouyang Minmin: "Minmin, I am going to participate in the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Singles Cup basketball game. Go and cheer for me."
"You're still playing basketball with such a small body, so be careful if someone knocks you into a vegetative state. No one will care about you then," Ouyang Minmin immediately attacked Brother Zha.
Brother Zha's smile did not change and he said: "That's not necessarily true. It's very possible that our class's basketball team will be number one in Jiangsu and Zhejiang from now on."
"This is number one," Ouyang Minmin said, holding out her little finger.
Brother Zha was despised by her and felt unhappy: "Don't look down on people like this, okay?"
"Besides, I'm not going to cheer for you. I want to cheer for Big Bear of the Dream Team. Look, this is a picture of Big Bear. This is a pure man. Look at you again. You look like a transvestite when you put on a top." Ouyang Minmin took out a photo, which was of a tall and rough boy that Brother Zha met that day.
Brother Zha pointed at the photo and said: "You worship this bear, but it's like a stick. You have serious problems with your aesthetics. I strongly recommend that you go to a mental hospital for isolation treatment."
"Go to hell, sooner or later your mouth will cause trouble." Ouyang Minmin was so angry that she wanted to throw all the snacks on Brother Zha's head.
Brother Zha lay on the sofa and said: "Oh... I am born to deserve a beating. I have been begging for abuse, but I have no opponent. Hey, are you going to cheer me on? I sincerely invite you."
"You have so many girlfriends, why don't you just let them go? Why are you looking for me?" Ouyang Minmin's voice gradually became quieter.
"Jealous," Brother Zha suddenly sat up and took Ouyang Minmin's hand and asked.
Ouyang Minmin shook it off: "It's a joke, who are you? I'm jealous of you, so don't be narcissistic, okay?"
Brother Zha shook his head and lay down again: "I met Wang Yu today. He vowed to chase you desperately. I really don't know what he likes about you. You have such a bad temper and you are not good-looking."
"Go to hell," Ouyang Minmin finally couldn't help it anymore, picked up the pillow and hit Brother Zha hard, and hit him a few times. Ouyang Minmin asked: "Why did you and Wang Yu's father sit together at the banquet that day and talk and laugh happily? Ah, it’s unbelievable that his father, who is one of the leading figures in Jiangzhou, is actually chatting with a little gangster like you,”
"Because I exude the aura of king and domineering, Wang Batian is convinced by my aura and is willing to be my little brother's little brother's little brother's helper," Brother Zha's bragging is still annoying.
"Oops, you must be the one shyly leaning in there, but you play the piano so well, I didn't realize you were pretty good at it." Ouyang Minmin thought to herself that you could help me raise a few dollars at once. I'm sure you are no small matter.
Brother Zha rested his head on Ouyang Minmin's thigh. Ouyang Minmin pushed hard a few times without pushing away, so she tolerated his rudeness. Brother Zha said: "I know a lot, I have worked in many professions. Repairing water pipes, opening sewers, moving bricks, building roads, repairing motorcycles, bartenders..."
"Really or not, how come you have so many careers?" Ouyang Minmin asked in surprise: "How old are you and when did you start working?"
Brother Zha said: "If I don't tell you, our relationship is not that serious,"
Ouyang Minmin pushed Brother Zha away and said, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
"Hey, don't leave, Wang Yu will pursue you tomorrow, what will you do," Brother Zha shouted.
Ouyang Minmin rolled her eyes and said: "Why do you care so much? I suddenly feel that Wang Yu is quite good. He must have good character, good family background, full of talents, and handsome appearance. He is a hundred times better than you."
Brother Zha stood up and his tone became cold: "Then why did you disagree with the marriage arranged by your family in the first place? Why did you ask me for help?"
Ouyang Minmin was silent for a few seconds and said: "This... this... I didn't understand it at the time, I..."
Brother Zha looked at Ouyang Minmin for a few seconds and suddenly laughed: "It's none of my business." After saying that, he went back to the sofa to get some snacks and started eating. Ouyang Minmin bit his lips and returned to the room.
After a while, Ouyang Minmin came out with a bath towel: "Long Xiaozha, I'm taking a shower, no peeking."
When Brother Zha heard this, he immediately felt a burning sensation in his lower abdomen. I liked taking a shower, "Who cares to look at you? You want breasts but not breasts, and you want butt but not butt."
"You...if you dare to look at me, I will dig out your eyes," Ouyang Minmin stretched out two fingers and made signs before entering the toilet.
Brother Zha suddenly turned around and stared in the direction of the toilet. Do you want to see through it? No, I want to be honest. But as the saying goes, men are not gangsters. They have some health conditions. She doesn't know it after looking at her. She feels itchy in her heart. A bug got in, and he was scratching his head and turning around. Suddenly he heard a sentence on the TV: "You are shameless." As if he was talking about it, Brother Zha hurriedly sat down and watched the TV seriously.
Ouyang Minmin secretly opened the toilet door and saw Brother Zha sitting quietly watching TV. She pouted: "Why is this guy so quiet? Am I really not good-looking?" He shook his head, closed the door, and looked down. My own breasts, I thought of the Baili Youyou I saw that day, and hummed: "They are not smaller than your girlfriend's, either."
At this time, Brother Zha received a call from Chen Xiaobai. As soon as the call was connected, Chen Xiaobai's cry came out. Brother Zha hurriedly asked: "Xiaobai, was he abandoned by a girl again or was he caught by the teacher while peeking into the women's toilet?" "
Chen Xiaobai shouted: "Brother, please come and save us. Feng Tiantian, Lu Ziwei and I were caught by the snake stick man. Wuwu...wu..." It seemed that someone had covered his mouth. Chen Xiaobai All that was left was the whine.
"Brother Zha, are you? I have your little brothers in my hands and I want to talk to you," a man said with a sinister smile.
Brother Zha asked directly: "What are you going to do with them?"
"I want three of your fingers, one finger for one of their lives," the man's fierce words made Brother Zha frown.
Brother Zha said: "Don't you know it's illegal for you to kidnap them? I advise you to release them quickly and go to the police station to surrender and strive for leniency."
The man laughed and said: "Brother Zha, why don't you be stupid? Don't tell him. Nonsense, put your fingers in the trash can at the door of Jiangsu and Zhejiang at one o'clock this afternoon. If I can't see your fingers for more than one second, they will be slaughtered by me." "
"Are you from the Snake Gang?" Brother Zha asked, his tone still lazy.
"That's right, you damn thing are always against our Snake Gang. Don't think that just because you are from the Niu Gang, you can be arrogant. Let me tell you, the boss of the Niu Gang has been beaten into a vegetative state by me and is now lying in the hospital. I'm not afraid of your revenge, I'm just a rattlesnake, and I'll be wise enough to obey my instructions." The man's roar made Brother Zha's ears itch.
Brother Zha said: "Those three boys usually don't know how to make progress. They fight all day long and are ignorant. They are also lazy and lustful. When they grow up, they are also excrement-making machines. If you want to kill them, just kill them. I will do it for you." Earth thanks you,"
The Rattlesnake had a moment: "...I'm so stupid,"
"Brother Zha, don't think I'm kidding you," Rattlesnake finally had some composure. He released his hand covering Chen Xiaobai and shouted, "Boy, tell your brother whether you want to die or live. "
"Brother, don't listen to him. If I die, I will die. Eighteen years later I will be a good man again. Take your stinky hands away, be careful I will kill you," Chen Xiaobai shouted loudly, cursing the rattlesnake: "Fuck you uncle, kill me now if you can,"
Feng Tiantian and Lu Ziwei also shouted together: "When we die, our parents will ask you to tell them that we will work hard in the next life, be a good person, and don't forget to avenge us. Cut this villain into pieces with a thousand swords and kill him." Throw the meat into the latrine to feed the maggots,"
Then there were countless slaps, and Rattlesnake cursed: "Damn it, you brat is so arrogant, grandpa will let you taste the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty first." After that, he said to the phone: "Brother Zha, I won't follow
You're talking nonsense, don't do what I say, just wait for them to deal with it, don't think about calling the police, you won't find my hiding place," After saying that, I wanted to hang up but I found that Brother Zha had already hung up.