Fortunately, there are not many pedestrians on campus at this time. Otherwise, Brother Zha will be on the headlines of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Forum again tomorrow. With coke flowing slowly from his face, Brother Zha yelled: "Ouyang Minmin, stop here." ,"
This voice attracted the attention of passers-by, and also attracted the attention of the embarrassed Brother Zha. Ouyang Minmin stopped and turned around to look at Brother Zha, who was about to transform into a Super Saiyan, and squinted at forty-five degrees. As if you can do anything to me.
Brother Zha suddenly smiled and said, "Ouyang Minmin, can you give me a tissue?"
Ouyang Minmin was stunned for a moment. Brother Zha's action was beyond her expectation. She smiled, took out a tissue and returned to Brother Zha. She handed one to Brother Zha, and at the same time she also took a tissue and wiped Brother Zha's face.
"Why don't you get angry at me? I thought you would hit me," Ouyang Minmin looked at Brother Zha with a smile: "You know what will happen if you make me anxious, right?"
Brother Zha made a face and said, "What will you do if I get angry with you?"
"Just throw all your stuff out of the house," Ouyang Minmin said with a smile.
Brother Zha extended his thumb and praised him: "She is indeed a shrew."
"I'm warning you to be more respectful to me in the future, or else the next time I splash sulfuric acid on your face instead of coke," Ouyang Minmin said, balling up the tissue into a small ball and throwing it on Brother Zha's face.
How could Brother Zha spare her for such humiliation? He suddenly pointed behind Ouyang Minmin and shouted, "Minmin, your mother is here." The moment Ouyang Minmin turned around, Brother Zha grabbed her hard on the buttocks. Then he ran away desperately, laughing arrogantly like classmate Zhou Xingxing: "If you have the ability, come after me, hahahaha, hahahaha,"
"Long Xiaozha, you big bastard, just wait for me," Ouyang Minmin picked up a brick and chased Brother Zha.
The days of "living together" continued. In addition to cooking for Ouyang Minmin every day, Brother Zha spent more time busy with each other doing their own things. But every night after dinner, the two of them would sit on the sofa and chat. It seemed that We just chatted for the sake of chatting, sometimes about boring programs, sometimes about things happening at school, but every time Ouyang Minmin asked whether Brother Zha should go there, Brother Zha would avoid talking about it.
The time for the Singles Day basketball game is getting closer and closer. Brother Zha has to go to Huazhai Village Primary School to supervise every day after practicing. After half a month, Brother Zha has recovered to Level 4, and Li Jun and the others are able to compete with the Black Gold Men's Basketball Team. .
Another afternoon, Brother Zha stood on the basketball court of Huazhai Village Primary School, pointed at the big hippopotamus and yelled: "Big hippopotamus, you uncle, do you want Li Jun to cut off his descendants? You are not allowed to touch the vaginal leg with this move again." use,"
Li Jun covered his crotch with both hands and twitched on the ground, looking at Brother Zha gratefully.
The big hippo was sweating coldly and said hurriedly: "Brother Zha, I don't dare anymore,"
But Brother Zha ignored him and cursed Sun Gangbeng: "Fuck, Sun Gangbeng, if you dare to touch Jiang Xiaobei's butt again, be careful I will castrate you. You pervert, do you want to be a woman?"
Sun Gangbeng quickly took back his hand and said, "Brother Zha, I think it's better to be a man."
Brother Zha was still cursing: "Xie Ming, are you afraid of being hit to death? Every time Zhang Dazhu runs in front of you with the ball, you're fucking squatting on the ground. I'm going to tie you to a telegraph pole." Hitting you with a truck trains your guts,"
Xie Ming was shocked and shouted: "Squad leader, I have actually become brave. If you don't believe you let Zhang Dazhu hit me, I will definitely not squat down again,"
Brother Zha winked at Zhang Dazhu, and Zhang Dazhu immediately shouted and rushed towards Xie Ming. Xie Ming clenched his fists tightly and was extremely nervous: "Zhang Dazhu, come on, I'm not afraid of you,"
"Bang" Zhang Dazhu collided with Xie Ming. For the first time, Xie Ming knew what it felt like to fly. He also knew why many people in car accidents did not scream when they were hit, because the strong impact made him almost shut down. Get angry.
Xie Ming was lying on the ground, his eyes full of stars. Li Jun was still covering his crotch, watching Xie Ming express his sympathy with his eyes. At the same time, someone fell down on the court. Why should the pain be so similar?
Chen Dongdong broke through with the ball and hit Mule's abdomen with his elbow. Unfortunately, Mule, as a member of the underground basketball team, is an expert in using small moves. He immediately saw through it and hit Chen Dongdong at a faster speed. Chen Dongdong felt Like a sledgehammer, it flew out and landed on Xie Ming. Poor Xie Ming just took a breath, and then his eyes were full of stars. He couldn't help but wailed: "I'm so stupid,"
"Big Hippo, Sun Gangbeng, Mule, Zhang Dazhu, Li Grasshopper, why don't you attack him so harshly, restrain yourself, Li Jun, Jiang Xiaobei, Xie Ming, Chen Dongdong, don't be afraid, you will kill them, they are strong. If you are fearless, you will regard them as your father's murderers, or assume that they have snatched your wives,"
The big hippo's face is stretched longer and its mouth is wider. Damn it, isn't it making us commit suicide?
Just as he was about to speak, Brother Zha's cold eyes had already drifted over: "Big Hippo, do you think it's fair?"
The big hippopotamus immediately burst out laughing: "Of course it's fair. There's nothing fairer than this. Brother Zha, I deeply admire you. In fact, our skin is itchy and we're just thinking about being rubbed."
Brother Zha chuckled, stretched out his fist and punched the air: "Do you want me to scratch it for you?"
The big hippopotamus quickly said: "I won't bother Brother Zha anymore, I think we'd better let them do it,"
A new round of the game started. With Brother Zha’s words just now, coupled with the anger of being humiliated by the Black and Gold Men’s Basketball Team for many days, Li Jun and the others ran around like crazy with red eyes, even lightly touching their vaginas and legs. He used all the spicy tricks such as grabbing the breast with the dragon's claws, digging out the bird's nest with the tiger's claws, poking the eyeballs and so on.
With Brother Zha on the court, the members of the Black and Gold Men's Basketball Team did not dare to resist. In less than ten minutes, a group of giants from the Black and Gold Men's Basketball Team squatted on the ground and screamed in pain.
Li Jun laughed loudly, and the depression of many days was swept away. Jiang Xiaobei pinched Li Grasshopper's butt and smiled. Xie Ming jumped up and hit Zhang Dazhu. An excitement of conquest filled his heart. Chen Dongdong patted him gently. Holding the big hippo's back, I thought I would use less force to dig out the bird's nest next time.
"Okay, that's it for today's training. Thank you for your hard work. I'll treat you all to...sliced noodles tonight," Brother Zha said with a wicked smile.
The Black Gold men's basketball team members declined Brother Zha's kindness, and Li Jun and the others hurriedly fled on the pretext of having something to do. Brother Zha returned to school alone, and when passing by the playground, he saw Wang Yu playing ball.
Wang Yu also saw Brother Zha, patted the ball and shouted: "Dragon Zha, are you walking with your head down to see if there are cigarette butts to pick up?"
Brother Zha blew out the smoke and said with a smile: "Wang Xiaobailian, I'm looking to see if you have been stepped on again. Today I met a person who told me that he had bad luck today. It was probably because he stepped on dog shit. "
Wang Yu gritted his teeth with hatred and said: "The basketball game is about to start, you dragon scumbag, you majoring in finance are a country of girls, I'm afraid you don't even have a man,"
Brother Zha flicked the cigarette butt away, and the cigarette butt made an arc and fell into Wang Yu's neck. Wang Yu immediately went to take it out, scratching his ears and cheeks and jumping up and down.
Brother Zha laughed loudly: "Don't you have people in the business administration? How can you let monkeys play ball?"
Wang Yu cursed: "Get out of here, I'll see you on the court if you can, let me show you how powerful your Grandpa Wang is,"
Brother Zha shook his head and said, "It's really unfilial. You have forgotten how I made you bigger by pooping and peeing." He said the syllables of "pooping and peeing" in a heavy syllable on purpose, and the whole stadium burst into laughter.
Wang Yu threw the ball over hard, and Brother Zha kicked the ball away. People on the court heard an explosion. They looked at the basketball again, lying quietly not far away, with just one more hole.
Brother Zha scratched the back of his head and said, "I'm so sorry. I have one dollar here. Wang Xiaobailian, go buy a table tennis racket and play with it. I remembered that your Aunt Minmin is waiting for me to come home for dinner."
When I got home, I didn't see Ouyang Minmin in the living room. At this usual time, Ouyang Minmin was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
Brother Zha knocked on Ouyang Minmin's door, but there was no sound inside. Could it be that he was not at home? Brother Zha directly used fluoroscopy and found that Ouyang Minmin was lying on the bed.
After slamming the door a few times, Ouyang Minmin's weak voice came from inside: "Long Xiaozha, are you back?"
"Why did you go to bed so early today?" Brother Zha asked through the door.
"I'm not feeling well. I seem to have a fever. Can you help me buy some medicine?" Ouyang Minmin shouted weakly.
Brother Zha pushed the door open, but it didn't close from the inside. He pushed the door in and walked to the bedside. He reached out and touched Ouyang Minmin's forehead, "My God, it's so hot. Sister, you've been cooked."
"Long Xiaozha, who asked you to come in? Get out," Ouyang Minmin said immediately when she saw Brother Zha standing next to her.
Brother Zha scolded: "You are so sick that you don't go to the doctor. I have been suffering from the flu recently. I'm afraid you have been infected. Get up and I will take you to the school hospital."
"I won't go. If I go, I will have to get an injection. It will be very painful." Ouyang Minmin pulled the quilt over her head.
Brother Zha opened it up, regardless of the fact that she was only wearing underwear, found her clothes and put them on for her regardless of her struggle, and then he hugged her and left with the consequences of being caught with a face full of flowers.
"Put me down, you hate me," Ouyang Minmin kicked a few times, panting, feeling seriously ill and weak, and had no strength.
"Be honest, if you move again I will touch your breasts. Do you think I don't dare? If you move again, I will really touch you." Brother Zha began to threaten Ouyang Minmin, and it really hurt after being kicked a few times by her. .
Ouyang Minmin was hugged by Brother Zha and pressed against Brother Zha tightly. She didn't know whether it was because of her fever or shyness, but her face was as red as a tomato. After being quiet for a while, she suddenly heard someone saying: "Look, isn't that Minmin?" , why am I being held by a boy? Wow, it’s so sweet.”
Ouyang Minmin immediately began to struggle: "Long Xiaozha, let me down and I will go by myself."
Brother Zha spanked her butt: "Do you have the strength to walk? Be honest. You'll be there in a minute."
"Put me down," Ouyang Minmin lowered her head and bit Brother Zha's wrist fiercely.