Lan Yuxin and Xiao Ling'er returned to the dormitory. Lan Yuxin kicked the door open and shouted: "Sister Feifei, get up and eat." No one answered. All she heard was a man's scream, and all she saw was the rolling of the quilt.
"Long Chenfei, is it you?" Lan Yuxin was so frightened that she hurriedly put down her meal, touched the mop and walked to Wang Yafei's bedside and asked again: "Long Chenfei, is it you?"
Brother Zha watched his leg hair being pulled out one by one by Wang Yafei, and shouted: "Yu Xin, come and save me,"
Wang Yafei pulled out another one and laughed loudly: "Long Chenfei, it's so interesting."
"Wang Yafei, this is unbearable, I want to pull it out," Brother Zha said, hating why women don't have leg hair.
"Come on, haha, hehe," Wang Yafei continued to torture Brother Zha and asked, "Do you still want to hold me?"
"Of course I have," Brother Zha endured the pain and grabbed Wang Yafei's chest: "You can try pulling out another one."
Wang Yafei pinched Brother Zha's thigh: "Let go,"
"Okay, I was wrong. Just let me out. I'll be miserable when the administrator comes here later," Brother Zha apologized hastily, regretting that he got into Wang Yafei's bed ten minutes ago.
Lan Yuxin was sure that the man under the bed was Long Chenfei. She breathed a sigh of relief and put the mop aside. She blushed at the same time. These two people were not shy in broad daylight. They went back and quickly locked the door. After a while, if the aunt downstairs Come up, it will be miserable if you find out.
Xiao Ling'er stood beside the bed and asked: "Husband, are you in there?"
Brother Zha showed his head and said: "Little Ling'er, if I can look at you again, I will die with no regrets. Ah, don't pull it out, I beg you."
"What are you doing?" Xiao Ling'er opened a corner of the quilt and found darkness inside.
Wang Yafei showed her head and said: "Little Ling'er, come on, come on, I'll teach you a fun game."
Brother Zha suddenly lost his mind and jumped up. Wang Yafei immediately pushed him. Xiao Ling'er immediately got on the bed and held down Brother Zha with Wang Yafei. Wang Yafei waved to Lan Yuxin. Lan Yuxin refused at first, but Wang Yafei Despite repeated invitations, I couldn't help but jump on the bed.
"Feifei, Yu Xin, Xiao Ling'er, do we want to play foursome?" Brother Zha gave a silvery smile.
Wang Yafei said: "I said start, let's pluck his leg hair together,"
Brother Zha's face instantly turned pale, and then he looked at the three women in horror. A few seconds later, Brother Zha's screams echoed through the entire goddess dormitory in Building 9: "Help,"
When I came out of Building 9, I saw the aunt who was the administrator downstairs. She saw Brother Zha’s clothes were torn and messy, his hair was as messy as a dog’s nest, his eyes were rolled, drool was hanging from the corner of his mouth, and his rolled up trouser legs exposed his red calves. , and the expression on Brother Zha's face like that of an insulted girl made the administrator's aunt startled. This guy took so long to come down, and he screamed so loud just now, could it be...
Brother Zha held on to the door frame and walked hard, his body shaking constantly, and two tears finally fell out.
"Ah, squad leader, what are you doing?" Jing Jing came out of the girls' dormitory opposite and looked at Brother Zha and asked in surprise.
Brother Zha walked forward slowly, clenching his fists. After taking a few steps, he turned back and smiled bitterly. He then looked up at the sky. The setting sun cast a long shadow on him, making him feel so lonely.
Asking what love is in the world, he just wanted to pluck all the hair off his legs. Brother Zha wiped his eyes and opened the door. Shapi came over and wagged his tail. Brother Zha smiled and sat on the sofa.
Brother Zha's expression suddenly changed, and he grabbed his calf: "Oh, let me rub it, it hurts me to death,"
The sound of the door opening reached his ears, and Brother Zha quickly raised his head. Ouyang Minmin was standing in front of him in pajamas, "Minmin, when did you come back?" Suddenly she thought that the note must have been seen by her, and she felt a little embarrassed. She forgot what to say next. How to export.
Ouyang Minmin picked up Shapi and turned back to the room without talking to Brother Zha. Brother Zha sighed, lay on the sofa in a daze for a while, and then walked into the kitchen.
"Minmin, we went out to eat. I made your favorite stir-fried pork with shredded potatoes," Brother Zha knocked on Ouyang Minmin's door and shouted.
Ouyang Minmin came out, sat down directly, and took care of herself. She served her meal, ate, drank water when she was full, and then went back to the room. She didn't say a word to Brother Zha from the beginning to the end.
Shaking his head, he went back to his room and put away his clothes and bedding. Before entering the house, he saw a rental advertisement downstairs. It was only 500 yuan a month, which was 100 yuan cheaper than here.
Ouyang Minmin leaned against the door, her eyes filled with tears, her body slowly slid to the ground, hugged her knees, and cried silently.
Brother Zha called the number on the rental advertisement and was quickly connected. A sweet voice sounded: "Hello, hello, I'm Zhao Qingyi,"
Brother Zha almost crushed the phone in an instant: "What, you are Zhao Qingyi," Brother Zha's hand holding the phone was obviously shaking.
"Are you okay? Who are you?" Zhao Qingyi asked.
Brother Zha said hurriedly: "I saw your rental advertisement downstairs. Are you willing to work with someone like me who is handsome, clean and tidy, funny, knowledgeable, talented, good at washing, cooking and tidying up the house? Can we rent a house with people who speak eight foreign languages, are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, are gentle and considerate, respect the old and love the young (omit a few hundred words)?"
Zhao Qingyi laughed and said: "You are quite interesting. One deposit and three deposits on the rent. Come and take a look."
Brother Zha was overjoyed. I want to pick up girls and God is helping me. Is it a good thing that I angered Ouyang Minmin? Haha, God, you are so good to me. Brother Zha hung up the phone and laughed. , quickly packed up the things, piled them together randomly, then wrapped them in sheets and carried them on their shoulders.
Suddenly, he remembered that he had not asked which floor and number Zhao Qingyi lived on, so he hurriedly called and asked: "Classmate Zhao Qingyi, may I ask which floor and number you live on?"
"302, third floor,"
Brother Zha's heart skipped a beat, and he looked up at the sky outside. Oh my god, you are playing tricks on me. I live across the street.
He took back the steps he took. Brother Zha hesitated for a moment, but in his heart he really liked Ouyang Minmin. It wouldn't matter if he moved away. If he lived across the street and shared the apartment with Zhao Qingyi, he might never be able to restore Ouyang Minmin's love. He still wants to lose his heart to Wang Yu, and then run around the campus naked for ten times. Although he will regret it later and he can't do anything, but now he and Ouyang Minmin have become completely strangers. When Brother Zha thinks about the future, the two of them will be the same. Mo Lu felt very unhappy.
And the one who lives across the street is the most beautiful woman in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. If word spreads about sharing a room with her, it will be very honorable. And as the saying goes, love grows over time, maybe it will happen anytime...
But... Brother Zha looked at himself in the mirror and seemed to see the girl who was quarreling with him again.
"Long Xiaozha, I have a stomachache, can you help me buy a pack of sanitary napkins?"
"Long Xiaozha, help me make a bowl of ginger syrup,"
"Long Xiaozha, this is the preserved egg and lean meat porridge I cooked for you,"
"Long Xiaozha, bite him,"
"Long Xiaozha, I don't want to share a room with you anymore,"
Scenes flashed through his mind, Brother Zha sighed, and then realized that it had become a habit, and Ouyang Minmin's shadow had already been engraved in his heart. He turned around, put down the things, and put them back in their original positions.
Will I move if you ask me to leave? Who am I, this young master? He is the most shameless person in the world. He won't leave even if you beat me to death. Let's see what you can do to me.
Brother Zha pursed his lips and opened the door, then looked at Ouyang Minmin standing at the door in surprise and said, "Minmin, when did you stand here?"
"Long Xiaozha, you move out now," Ouyang Minmin's eyes were red, obviously she had just cried.
Brother Zha took Ouyang Minmin's hand and said, "Please stop making trouble. Did you see the message I sent you?"
"I didn't see it. Where is the message?" Ouyang Minmin looked at Brother Zha blankly and asked.
Brother Zha immediately looked at Shapi fiercely. This smelly dog must have run into the room and eaten him. "Minmin, if you drive me away, I will have no place to go. Just let me stay and cook for you." OK,"
Ouyang Minmin said: "No, the food you cooked is very unpalatable. I feel like vomiting when I see it."
Brother Zha was stunned and said, "No, I've cooked for you so many times and you actually say that now,"
"So I asked you to move out,"
It hurts my self-esteem so much. Just leave. I have never begged anyone in my life. Do I have to beg you in such a humble way? He turned around and put the things on the sheets and put a roll on his shoulder: "Just leave, you Just go with your Sharpei. Either I have never slept on the street, or I will freeze to death and I won’t beg you. It’s too hurtful.”
But there were too many things packed, and the baggage got stuck in the door frame. Even if I pulled hard, I couldn't get it out: "Young man, you can't get out yet,"
Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but smile and grabbed the baggage in Brother Zha's hand. Brother Zha felt a chill in his heart, wasn't it? You were so anxious to let me go and you had to help get the luggage out.
Ouyang Minmin said: "Seeing that you are so sincere, I won't let you go. What are you looking at? I am just kind-hearted. I can't bear you sleeping on the street. Please put your things back quickly."
Brother Zha exclaimed, turned around and walked into the house, putting things back to their original places one by one. In fact, there were not many things, so he quickly finished packing.
"I didn't expect you to be quite good at folding quilts," Ouyang Minmin said, leaning on the door frame and looking at Brother Zha.
"What are you looking at? Have you paid your tuition?" Brother Zha said with a fierce look.
"I just slapped you on the nose and slapped you in the face as soon as I tried to calm you down. Let me tell you, be more honest and be careful if I let Long Xiaozha bite you," Ouyang Minmin threatened Brother Zha.
Brother Zha walked up to Ouyang Minmin and looked into Ouyang Minmin's eyes until Ouyang Minmin started to blush. Brother Zha said: "Ouyang Minmin, you are so beautiful. Can I give you a hug?"
Ouyang Minmin couldn't help but nodded and closed her eyes. Brother Zha squatted down and picked up Shapi: "Ouyang Minmin, let's go, I'll take you to eat bones,"
Ouyang Minmin opened her eyes and immediately became angry: "Long Xiaozha, I want to crush you,"