A bullet passed between the four hooves of the gazelle, frightening the half-sized gazelle. It suddenly jumped up to more than 1 meter high!
"Hahaha, Etu, your marksmanship is not good."
Brother Dun laughed loudly, "I will let you each fire three shots first! Otherwise, if I shoot the yellow sheep to death, and you say it's not fun, you might as well go back to the tent to drink and dance."
"boom--"
While the yellow sheep jumped into the air and could not change its body shape, another hunter raised his hand and shot!
"boom--"
This time, the yellow sheep didn't hit, but the bullet stuck along the wall, and hit the target less than 20 centimeters in front of him as he was about to sneak into the dormitory!
The bullet carried strong kinetic energy, and with a "pop" sound, the soil that hit the wall fell, and the gravel flew up.
It hurts when hit on the face!
"Ni Ma!"
Luo Xuan was startled and subconsciously yelled: "Fire Ni Ma's gun randomly! Are you blind? Didn't you see anyone here?"
But he could see a hint of unfriendliness in Luo Xuan's tone and demeanor.
Brother Dun was startled: People from the mainland, when someone asks their last name, shouldn't they say "free" and then reveal their last name?
Etu was stunned: "Oh, this guy has courage and some skills."
As he spoke, Buck jumped off the horse and slowly approached Luo Xuan with his towering body.
They would never bite it in one bite and give the mole a good time.
The riding whip in Brother Dun's hand rolled up the barrel of the gun from bottom to top, like a spiritual snake in action.
That's because they are saving face for Brother Dun, so that Brother Dun can have a chance to show off his superb marksmanship in public!
He raised his hand and raised his gun, firing randomly at Luo Xuan's left and right, back and forth!
Don’t say it yet!
Brother Zeng and Jian Teng were quite generous at the critical moment: they were seen nodding and bowing towards Buck, who fired the gun, to show their submission.
Brother Dun thought for a while: "How about you try wrestling?"
——What's the point of arguing with a dying person?
What's more, men on the grassland quarrel with smart monkeys from the mainland?
It is estimated that the total number of people living in the entire yurt is no match for this person.
How could I endure the other party's wanton teasing?!
Now!
Brother Dun was angry: You just let me set the rules.
In an instant, the gun in Buck's hand was swept into the air.
Since you can't fuck the other person with your tongue, let's use your teeth to do it!
In addition, I have practiced Taoist exercises for so many years, and my skills have long been different from what they used to be.
In the oval frame of the center of the line, Luo Xuan's chest slowly appeared.
"Well"
People are divided into groups and things are flocked together.
The groove in the sight is in line with the front sight.
Luo Xuan opened his mouth and said, "We mainlanders have a saying that guests should do as they please."
The wrestling competition that has been passed down for thousands of years has turned into a hug. I said!
"Oh, Buck, there is someone who uses the most sincere language and the most friendly attitude to send his cordial greetings to Eminem."
The flesh on Buck's face trembled, "No need, prepare a box of 'Loop Wine' for me. After I break this guy's neck, let's have a good drink tonight!"
"No matter life or death?"
This is more than 10 times more insulting than simply using national curses!
But he just wanted to go to the mining area and shoot the sheep in front of so many people?
This is enough to prove these guys: they don't actually want to kill the yellow sheep in two blows.
Now that he had finally come to such a bloody competition, how could he be willing to end it too quickly?
He is not a right and wrong person, but he is tainted with right and wrong: Luo Xuan is used as a tool for pleasure by that guy named Buck.
Now that the situation has evolved to this point, Luo Xuan is also helpless: numb!
How boring that would be.
Brother Dun may not understand Luo Xuan, so why do you call Brother Dun a rabbit?
"Have you laughed enough?"
Luo Xuan stared at the muzzle of the gun in his hand, and immediately mobilized his thoughts, ready to use his special powers to seize the gun regardless of the situation.
But Luo Xuan didn't hide, he just jumped on the spot and cursed: "I'm so fucked! You're just a cricket crawling in the cow dung on the grassland!"
Now that a thorn pops out, it’s just right!
Taking care of this thorn in public will be more exciting and intimidating than riding a big horse to hunt two yellow sheep.
The friends behind Brother Dun also laughed, and the horses on their backs trembled with laughter. [It’s not a typo, you can’t pronounce it with that “crotch”.]
Etu, who was holding two mounted rifles, also laughed and couldn't help but shed tears. "Buck, do you want me to give you a pot of kumiss so that you can drink it and get on your way happily?"
Raise your hand, raise your gun, aim
This time, Buck is coming for real.
The most disgusting thing is that Luo Xuan actually used the same proverb-like context used on the grassland to scold Buck.
This guy didn't allow both sides to use sticks, knives and guns. His move was definitely not out of good intentions.
The class of these people who can hang out with the coal boss Dun Ge and still call him brother-in-law is definitely no lower than Brother Dun!
Brother Dun looked at Luo Xuan coldly and said nothing.
At the same time, it can also satisfy their sense of superiority.
Now that Brother Dun has spoken, Buck naturally has no objection and starts a fist fight with Luo Xuan.
We can't be cowards! Go and fight for the glory that should be yours!"
Then Buck lowered his eyes, and a look of fierceness flashed through the tiny slits in his eyes.
Every time Buck took a step, a small cloud of dust would rise from the soot and loess beneath his feet.
Presumably, Luo Xuan was definitely not wishing him good fortune, good health and a long life.
It's like Butcher Wang looking at the fat pigs in the pigsty. Is it one fat pig or ten pigs? What's the essential difference?
Even the lice on the body were not willing to be pulled out, and they exploded with a "pop" sound.
Rather, they wanted to use this game to show off their power to the coal mine managers, including all the miners.
This time,
Not to mention that my aunt can't bear it anymore, even my uncle who always calls himself a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" can't stand it anymore!
Brother Dun, who really couldn't understand, shook his head hard.
In doing so, they were actually taking a huge risk: Who knew whether that crazy Buck would give them a bullet on a whim?!
Brother Dun split his thick lips and smiled.
"Except that you are not allowed to use sticks, guns, guns, stones or bricks, you are free to do whatever you want! If you are crippled, you deserve it, just don't kill the other party."
Buck fired a continuous shot.
When Buck sat on the horse, everyone only felt that this guy was not short.
Who the hell would care about hiding their strength when they are unable to face a critical moment of their own and their life hangs on the line for a moment?
No matter what, you have to save your own life first!
As for after this crisis is over, will he abscond from the country? Or will he physically eliminate all the witnesses in the coal mine?
Buck cheered: "Boy, come here! I'll wait until I twist off your limbs and pull out all your hair. I'll have to rush back to drink and eat meat!"
What's more, this group of civet cats came here today with the intention of establishing their power and intimidating everyone in the Doujiapan Coal Mine.
I heard Luo Xuan ask this.
Luo Xuan snorted: "Your whole family is a rabbit!"
For a moment, dirt flew across the walls of the coal mine canteen, and sand and gravel splashed!
The scene got out of control for a while.
Brother Dun proudly sat astride the horse and said coldly to his companion, "Now, since the other party has made it clear that he wants to challenge you.
Luo Xuan chuckled: "I'm afraid you were fine when you came, but you won't be able to go back."
"Snapped--"
Without rules, snakes and scorpions can crawl all over the grassland. Let’s talk about the rules of the competition first, so that your friends will not die in confusion.”
I saw him sitting on the horse, slowly looking up at the sky, and taking a deep breath.
Etu stretched out his huge palm, which was as thick as a tree stump, and accurately caught the rifle flying towards him.
"Etu, respecting your opponent means respecting yourself."
Buck's index finger was slightly bent and he started to put it on the trigger.
"Snapped--"
Just listen to the few words that come out of the slit, "Boy, do you want your neck to be broken, or do you want me to throw you to death?"
However, the miners who were running around in the open area of Tuweizi, unable to escape, even forgot to escape at this time.
Buck was silent, his face as big as a dark brown basketball, as gloomy as the sky with billowing dark clouds.
As a result, the water in his head was not shaken out, but the fat on his face was shaken and rippling.
"Luoluo, what are you doing? Then what do you think we should do to compete?"
Is it a popular saying nowadays?
Brother Dun thought to himself: It seems that staying in this wasteland for a long time will indeed make people fall further and further behind, making them less and less able to keep up with the situation!
When he approached the steps of the cafeteria,
Every time this guy takes a step forward, it seems like the ground beneath his feet is trembling slightly!
Buck stopped, and a thick slit opened on his plump fleshy face.
Half lying on the ground, he approached Luo Xuan, trying to pull Luo Xuan away.
Luo Xuan replied: "My surname is Luo. I am the Luo of the Five Hundred Arhats who know how to wrath the Vajra and subjugate demons. My name is Luo Da Bang!"
The not-so-heavy mounted rifle curled up in the air and stumbled towards the back of Brother Dun's horse.
Things will come to a close in the end.
Brother Dun waved his horse whip: "The winner will be rewarded with 2,000 yuan! One fat sheep and 10 boxes of fine wine!"
Moreover,
There are only two yellow sheep in total. If they knock them to the ground one after another, wouldn't there be nothing to play with?
If you have the guts, throw away your fire stick!
I'll beat you until your mother doesn't recognize you! I'll beat you until you're as ugly as a hyena, and your three fathers won't even dare to recognize you as their own!"
A vulture that only eats the leftovers of a lion! A wild dog that wanders outside the tent, wagging its tail and begging for mercy.
Each one of them stayed there in a daze, trembling and looking at the terrifying scene in front of them.
Brother Dun asked, "Now you are considered a guest. According to the rules on our grassland, the guests will tell you the rules of the competition."
This is Luo Xuan’s judgment on his situation just now:
In fact, Luo Xuan had already seen it: among the six guys on the horse, none of them had bad marksmanship!
When Luo Xuan saw these extremely violent guys coming in, he was already prepared to sneak into the dormitory to avoid causing trouble.
But it didn't happen.
Brother Dun's tone began to become serious, "Brother, may I ask your surname?"
——Hunters who have firmly gained the upper hand and mastered absolute strength. When facing weak prey, how could they kill the prey without hesitation?
All of this was actually within Luo Xuan's expectations, but he just didn't dare to be 100% sure.
Seeing that Brother Dun did not let Buck shoot him at the critical moment.
Luo Xuan shook his head: "Two grown men were hugging each other, and they were trying to unbuckle someone's belt. And they were jumping around with their buttocks stuck out. How is that appropriate?"
Buck was used to being domineering. How had he ever suffered such humiliation?
They were so frightened that even the managers of the coal mine, who were behind the railings on the second floor and hiding behind the windows to secretly watch the excitement, were all frightened.
I asked you to wrestle, but you said you were two old men cuddling together?!
Moreover.
If you don’t pull the opponent’s belt or stick out your butt when wrestling, can it still be called wrestling?
Just listen to him asking coldly: "Boy, how do you choose to die?"
"Rabbit? You are the rabbit!"
I sat there with my companions to enjoy the sun, without disturbing anyone or disturbing anyone.
Not to mention just one Buck, even if there are 10 more Bucks, it is not that difficult to kill the opponent.
These people did not beat the yellow sheep to death on the wilderness, nor did they run back to the fence of their yurts to play the game of "sheep grabbing".
The Buck in front of him relied on his huge body and heavy chassis like a T54 tank. Buck didn't even pay attention to the 1.8 meter Luo Xuan.
Etu quietly reminded Brother Dun, "They can stand there talking for three days and three nights without repeating themselves. Why bother with these guys?"
Luo Xuan asked, but his eyes were looking at Brother Dun who was riding on horseback: "What if I make a mistake and send your friend to see Changshengtian? How will I settle the debt?"
Etu laughed loudly: "Someone wants to be your father!"
The crisis was resolved, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Physical strength is not a loss.
But this Brother Dun, he hopes to prolong the competition process as much as possible. He doesn't want Luo Xuan to become disabled too quickly!
Anyway, there aren't many recreational activities at the mine.
"Bang bang bang——"
It's nothing more than killing 10 fat pigs and wasting some time.
Buck didn't take him seriously, so how could Luo Xuan take a mere 200 kilograms of fat pig to his heart?
But just now these guys shot from the left and right, but they always failed to hit the jumping yellow sheep.
Luo Xuan stared at Brother Dun, "Without scandal, there can be no jokes, without soil, there is no house.
It's like a group of civet cats surrounding a little mole with no way to escape.
Unexpectedly, after this guy jumped off the horse, everyone couldn't help but feel a little surprised: This mountain is so fucking towering!
He is 2.1 meters tall and weighs at least 220 kilograms.
The Han people are cunning, and their curses are extremely complex and full of tricks. Moreover, the routines of curses vary greatly from place to place, and the words used to curse people are different from place to place.
"Buck, we men on the grassland should be like the eagles in the sky, tearing apart antelopes with our own ability.
We should not be like a pack of wild dogs, relying on the strength of numbers to bully a weak rabbit."
He smiled so brilliantly that the fat all over his body trembled, "Hahaha, you monkeys from the mainland! Each of you is better at talking than the other."
Then we can only get through this moment, and then talk about it!!
How could a kind-hearted person like me get such a disaster from heaven?
previously,
Why does this guy in front of me really say "expensive" and not add the word "free"?
"Brother Dun, don't talk nonsense with monkeys."
He got a large amount of jade in Miaowadi, and now Luo Xuan's mind power has reached 1,000 kilograms.
"Oh! 10 cases of good wine?"
Brother Dun looked up at the sky, "Don't be nagging! Get ready. Start!"
Buck quickly rushed towards Luo Xuan, and "whoosh!" brought up a small whirlwind and headed straight for Luo Xuan!
