It was indeed a little awkward for these four people to walk in the amusement park.
Ye Junxuan and Su Han, Han Jie and Jenny, none of them are completely lovers. But their temperaments just look like two couples.
What's even more ridiculous is that the two women are best friends and the two men are best friends.
Life is full of shit.
"My dad actually introduced me to such a worthless person like you!" Jenny couldn't stand it anymore.
Han Jie was crowded in the queue and had to turn around to deal with this unruly woman: "Hey, Miss Jian, what do you want to say?"
"You actually asked me to ride a roller coaster? I'm sorry, I have a heart disease and can't accompany you."
Jenny was so angry. Taking girls to play should obviously take a ride on the Ferris wheel or the merry-go-round. This Han Jie, does he know how to write the word "manga"?
"Miss Jian, does coming to an amusement park count as fun without riding the roller coaster? If you are timid and don't dare to ride, you can just watch from below. I'm not forcing you. Is it necessary to look like a resentful woman? Do you have any better suggestions?
You can tell me, how would I know if you don't tell me. Look at you, you always get out of touch with the young lady. Oh, I understand, no wonder you came on a blind date, you are so unruly... Haha!"
Jenny glared at him fiercely: "Han, who do you think you are? There are so many men chasing this girl, you are not even a scrap. Haha, don't be happy...I came to the appointment purely for the sake of giving
Uncle Han’s face, you don’t have to feel too frustrated or anything like that, there is always something suitable for you~”
"..." Ye Junxuan and Su Han, caught in the middle, had black lines on their faces.
Han Jie was so angry that he was speechless and his eyes almost popped out of his head. He turned around and asked, "Xuan, am I wrong in what I said?"
Ye Junxuan quickly pushed his hands: "Don't, I don't want to get involved in the matter between you two."
Han Jie turned his head to the other side sadly and angrily: "Hanhan, is that best friend of yours from Mars?"
Su Han cleared her throat and deliberately pronounced all the words in the first tone: "We are actually all Martians."
"..." Han Jie's outlook collapsed.
Is there no normal person here?
…
In the end, things developed into Ye Junxuan and Han Jie going to ride a roller coaster, while Su Hanjianni watched from the outside.
The two girls were sitting on the bench, munching snacks and commenting comfortably on the man who challenged the roller coaster.
"I think Han Jie is a pretty good guy, he just likes to joke a little bit." Su Han and Jenny analyzed, "You will know after we have been together for a long time, he also has many advantages."
By the way, Jenny also has very high standards. She dated two boyfriends during college, but in the end it was all because she felt that this man was too good to be dumped. As for Han Jie, the two of them are indeed a good match, but Jenny's weird personality is generally not good enough.
Men absolutely cannot hold it.
Su Han was really worried about Han Jie.
"According to my observation, although Han Jie likes to tease you, he is actually very responsible and loyal. He will definitely be very dedicated to his wife in the future. Besides, it's good to have someone to make you happy..." Su Han began
Let’s count Han Jie’s advantages in detail.
Jenny turned around and smiled coldly: "Haha... My Hanhan, you were bribed by Han Jie? Why did you start speaking for him?"
Su Han is Jenny's best friend, so he should be facing her. Why are his elbows turned outward?
No, it's exposed! Su Han quickly took his finger back: "No, no, I really think he is a good person, and I don't want you to miss this good opportunity."
Jenny took a bite of the chocolate angrily and crumpled the wrapping paper in her hands: "Just him? Forget it~ This girl is not bad enough to stoop down and marry him."
"Hey, when did I tell you to marry him?" Su Han smiled strangely and pushed Jenny: "You said this yourself, don't deny it."
"I, that..." Jenny's face turned red.
"In my opinion, you still followed Han Jie."
"..."
This side of the roller coaster.
"Jie, do you feel anything weird?" Ye Junxuan just sat in his seat and asked Han Jie next to him strangely while buckling his seat belt.
Han Jie had nowhere to vent his resentment: "Nonsense! We were originally here to pick up girls, but now we are being picked up by girls - two big men coming to ride a roller coaster?!"
"You are here to pick up girls, not me." Ye Junxuan pulled up his seat belt with a smile on his face.
Han Jie gave Ye Junxuan a hard push: "Don't pick yourself off so cleanly. I don't know you yet. Why did you bring Su Han here if you're not here to pick up girls?"
"Does she still need to be pampered? She is already my brother's wife."
"..." Han Jie's perspective collapsed again.
…
The roller coaster starts.
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-!!!!!!"
Except for the screams one after another, the two girls could not hear any other sounds.
"This is why I don't ride the roller coaster." Jenny pointed to the people with their heads down on the roller coaster and said to Su Han seriously, "I don't want to be a member of the 'Ah Legion', which will affect my image.
This girl is a lady."
Su Han burst out laughing and poked Jenny with his elbow: "Okay, I know you want to maintain a good image in front of Han Jie, so you don't need to explain it so clearly."
"..." Jenny was accidentally teased by her best friend again, and nervously stroked her bangs: "I can only maintain my image in front of him when I'm full!"
Su Han remained silent, smiling and eating while admiring the exciting scenery ahead.
The roller coaster went in a circle.
"Ah-ah-ah-ah-!!!!!!"
Jenny was so tired of waiting that she turned her head mechanically and asked, "How long will they continue to 'ah'?"
Su Han shrugged: "I don't know."
By the way, this roller coaster ride is really long. It seems to have been five minutes. It’s not over yet?
The two girls continued to eat the snacks in their hands and watched the roller coaster go round and round. The men were happy that this ride was so long.
After a while, the roller coaster finally stopped.
Ye Junxuan helped the stumbling Han Jie down.
"Oh shit, this roller coaster is out of order! What the hell did it spin! Mom! More! Less! Circles!" Han Jie covered his dizzy head, not forgetting to curse a few times.
Ye Junxuan smiled sarcastically: "Don't use bad language. Keep your appearance. Your woman is still waiting over there."
"Who, who is my woman??" Han Jie turned around and glared at Ye Junxuan: "Jenny? Don't be ridiculous, I didn't fall in love with that girl."
"It's almost time." Ye Junxuan tilted his head in the direction of Su Han and Jenny, showing a very strange smile: "I just asked Su Han to say something good about you to Jenny and promote your majestic image."
"What?!" Han Jie's eyes almost popped out.
Ye Junxuan flicked his chest with his finger: "Little girl, who doesn't like a handsome, rich and handsome man? Now that you have the appearance, you just need to make up for the inner meaning. Don't worry, I'll leave the beautification matter to my wife.
"
In fact, Ye Junxuan and Su Han are not a shady couple, really.
"..." Han Jie could no longer complain.
At this time, a temporary announcement sounded around the roller coaster:
"Everyone who rides the crazy roller coaster, please note that everyone who rides the crazy roller coaster, please note that due to a program failure, the travel time of the last round of the roller coaster has been extended three times. The roller coaster program has now undergone system repairs and will temporarily close half of the roller coaster.
Sorry for the inconvenience caused to you..."
Ye Junxuan and Han Jie looked at each other for a moment.
"Three times longer! Damn it, I just said there was a malfunction—"