When Fitz was instructing Xiao Bai to poke happily (Xiao Bai: @#%￥%%^&!), suddenly there was a sound of falling into the water, and then a group of people danced their hands and feet desperately on the sea...
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Fitz: "Seeing the actions of these guys, I suddenly felt a sense of superiority in my heart..."
After everyone finally maintained their balance after choking for a few times, they all looked at Fitz, and there was a strange silence...
"Then... let's make a battle plan first, right?"
"Ahem...I agree!"[
"What do I think about making the ninja invisible?"
"No, no, sharks have a very good sense of smell, but this is unreliable!"
"Interference, can't we just let out some blood? Sharks are more sensitive to blood!"
"Agree!"
"Agree!"
"Upstairs!"
...
"Ahem, then, let's discuss whose blood should be drained..."
There was silence...
"Well... it seems that everyone's thoughts are... very harmonious and consistent. So what about this? Everyone puts down their blood. As for who will be honored to be favored by the shark, it all depends on God's will..."
Everyone looked at each other tragically and nodded. Everyone except the ninjas released blood, and suddenly the smell of blood came from the sea...
The ninjas nodded to each other, turned invisible, and then swam towards Fitz...
Fitz looked at the several human-shaped waves slowly approaching him on the sea with a black face, and couldn't help but roared: "Don't insult my IQ! You idiots! There is no use being invisible on the sea.
ah?"
Everyone: "..."
"That guy just spoke!"
"I heard it too..."
"Human?"
"Or... maybe, but this looks like... a hybrid between a human and a shark?"
"Isn't it possible? Humans are viviparous and sharks are oviparous. So is this guy viviparous or oviparous?"[
"Besides, how do humans stuff things in? Where? Where there is a hole, there is only one mouth..."
"You're stupid! People can swallow humans and fertilize them inside their bodies! Have you ever read a book?"
"I see..."
Fitz's face turned completely dark. You guys were having a great time discussing it. Haha, you seem to be very curious about knowledge...
Xiaobai grinned and narrowed his eyes to look at the people who were discussing...
Fitz slapped Xiaobai on the head and shouted: "You are so ridiculous! Why don't you fuck me!"
Xiaobai suddenly woke up. Yes, he was also one of the parties being discussed. He smiled to himself!
Fitz was completely angry. He was already very unhappy, but now he was even more unhappy! How could anyone point at others and discuss birth issues? Am I a hybrid? Can a hybrid produce someone as handsome as me?
Xiaobai rushed towards that side like a rocket, and everyone who was turning into a biologist was shocked. Is a shark so fast? Is there a propeller on your tail or an electric motor in your body?
"what to do?"
"Pretend to be dead, I heard you can avoid disaster by pretending to be dead..."
"I'm not a wolf... Well, no, even if I can succeed by pretending to be dead, I can't explain it to the boss."
"Look at its speed. It's not swimming at all. It's simply flying! Catch it? Even if someone takes you around the world, you won't be able to catch it!"
"Ahem, if you can't catch it, then... go back? We are here to fight. We can't play with sharks in the sea on the way."
"Agreed! Brothers, retreat! Business is important, the brothers on the front line are waiting for us!"
However, before everyone could swim a few meters, a sound like breaking waves came from behind. When they turned around, they were greeted by a giant mouth...
"Boss! Help! This is not a shark. This is simply a guide wearing shark skin!"
The boss looked at Xiaobai in surprise, what kind of shark is this? This speed is even faster than when he ejaculated prematurely... Oh no, this is the wrong description, I have to change it. This speed is actually faster than when he was caught in bed by his wife.
The speed of escaping is even faster! Well, this is a good description...
A younger brother next to the boss said with shame: "Boss, aren't you going to help?"
The boss looked at Xiaobai's speed like a guide, and twitched the corner of his mouth. Is it useful for me to go down? Just follow behind and eat dust? The boss coughed dryly and said: "Well... I have to study this point, after all.
This is a major matter related to life, and I cannot make a random decision. The research time is not too long, if it is fast, it will be one...an hour...well, a day! If it is slow, it will be a month!"
Brother: "..." Then don't think about it and prepare to collect the insurance money...
The boss seemed to have remembered something, and said to the younger brother: "I like quiet places when I study problems, which helps me concentrate. But this is too noisy. Look at who below is so ignorant of the atmosphere and making nonsense.
, So, let’s sail! Let’s go to a quiet place! Well, sh is good over there. I heard it’s been quite quiet recently..."[
Brother: "..."
The boss waited for a long time and didn't receive the order. He felt a little anxious. Let's start the boat quickly! We can't afford to offend this shark. We can sink our boat with just that speed!
Brother: "Boss...the pirate ship in front is blocking the road..."
Boss: "Idiot! You can't mess with this shark... Well, no, I have a benevolent attitude and don't plan to attack this shark, but are you afraid of the pirate in front of me? Pirates are bad people, do you understand? Yes.
I never show mercy to bad people!"
Brother: "..." Boss, when did you talk about it?
Boss: "Why are you just standing there? Why don't you give the order quickly?"
The corner of the younger brother's mouth twitched and he shouted loudly: "Set the ship! The boss said, don't be afraid of the pirates in front, destroy them!"
The younger brothers were stunned, what about the guys below?
The boss looked at the strange looks from everyone, coughed dryly, and said: "Oh, you mean them? It doesn't matter. Their job of catching sharks is a long-term job and cannot be completed so quickly. But we can't keep waiting.
Let's catch them, right? The people from the front line have already arrived, and we have to hurry up. Let's set sail, those people will swim over, it doesn't matter..."
Everyone: "..." Are you going to swim and watch? Or are you dragging a shark swimming? Do you think they are all supermen?
However, although everyone felt a little ashamed, but the boss said this, it was hard for them to complain. As for complaining, just say it secretly in your heart. If you say it, you might have to accompany the brothers below...
"sail!"
"Destroy the pirates ahead!"
"Bang!"
Just as everyone was getting ready, the hull of the boat suddenly shook again, startling the boss. Isn't that the shark is coming? Hey, you guys, why didn't you withstand it? It's too weak, isn't it? (..
.How about you try Dingding?)
However, the hull only shook for a moment, and then stabilized again, which made the boss relieved. I guess it just accidentally brushed against the side? It's okay, don't be afraid, just stay calm...
The boss looked at the ships behind him and asked doubtfully to the younger brother next to him: "Have you noticed that the images of those ships have suddenly become taller?"
The younger brother was silent for a moment and said with tears in his eyes: "Boss, our boat is leaking!"
Boss: “!!!!”
At this time, several alliance ships behind him suddenly swayed, and then the boss noticed that the majestic image of those ships suddenly shrank...
"Isn't this stabbing too harsh? All of them have been stabbed... and several of them have been broken at once. Are you... not tired? Doesn't it hurt?" the boss murmured in his heart.
The boys looked at the boats they were riding on with sad faces. These boats were all newly built for this battle. They were all useless! But they were damaged halfway! Pay them back!
Broken~
"Boss... jump off the ship?"
The boss looked at the shark swimming beside his boat and twitched the corner of his mouth. Where to jump? Jump into someone's mouth?
The boss swallowed his saliva and said to the younger brother: "Why are you jumping? Since there is a leak, then plug it. If you plug the hole, won't it be done?"
The boy said sadly and angrily: "But that guy made the hole too big, and now it can't be closed!"
Boss: "Oh my god, I stabbed it all over and it looked like a piece of grass? Can this still be used?"
The younger brother said depressedly: "That's why I asked you to dance..."
The boss looked down again, and then he felt cold all over, and said with a serious face: "Even if it has been broken, I still want it! I don't dislike it! What about you?"
The younger brothers: "We don't want broken ones..."
Boss: "Oh my god, who will drive?"
The boy next to him said with shame: "Boss, it's already broken like that. Are you still going to use it? Throw it away. Wouldn't it be better to get a new one?"
You should find me a new one!
The boss sighed: "There is a saying in country Z: Husband and wife are like birds in the same forest. When disaster strikes, they fly apart. Do you know what this means? Don't understand? Actually, I don't understand either. I thought it was quite profound, so I wrote it down.
. But there is another saying, a friend in need is a friend indeed! It is immoral to abandon it when it is broken. After all, people did not break it voluntarily, so they were not "forced"?
You don’t need to say any more, I won’t leave it!”
The younger brothers: "Boss is mighty! Then boss, please stay alone, we will dodge, bye!"
Boss: "Feed you..." Forget it, everyone in the world is drunk and I am alone... you are a bunch of fools! There are sharks in the sea, why do you still jump in? You think they are not fat enough, and I am going to give them a few more heads.
People? Look at people now, there is no 1v5 here, this 1v50 is perfect...