Chen Fan and Xue'er were sitting on the sofa in the villa, waiting for Xiao Ruoyu to come back from get off work. Chen Fan was not in a good mood ever since he knew that the seals of the four deceptive artifacts were to be solved in this way. If you can't solve it, I will be the enemy. Okay, who can I beat after untying it?
Xue'er looked at Chen Fan with a strange look on her face and asked, "Captain? What's wrong? Aren't the things settled?"
Chen Fan sighed dejectedly and said, "It's nothing, it's just that I was tricked again..."
Xueer: "That should be no problem, since the captain has been tricked not once or twice."
Chen Fan: "..."[
Xueer smiled softly, and then asked slowly: "By the way, captain, is that Xiao Ruoyu... the captain's real wife?"
Chen Fan said with shame: "What kind of wife is not a wife? There is only one wife in total. How many more do you want me to marry?"
Xue'er said a little unnaturally: "Is the captain going to marry one?"
Chen Fan couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Xue'er, according to common sense, you are going to marry one. What do you mean you are planning to marry one?"
Xueer was silent for a moment and said: "Then...how should you deal with the women around you?"
Chen Fan wondered: "How do I know? Let them do whatever they want. Maybe it will be fine after a long time."
Xueer: "Captain, aren't you afraid of being chased by people from the Crystal Palace and the Dark Palace?"
Chen Fan: "..." What about it? It's not like I can't get married, so why are you here to hunt me down? Besides, what if you come to hunt me down? You just give me experience as a reward, well, just defeat me...
At this time, there was a knock on the door, which made Chen Fan feel moved, and he quickly stood up and ran to open the door.
Sure enough, it was Xiao Ruoyu who came back, but there were a lot of big and small bags at her feet. While struggling to pick them up, she said without raising her head: "Ali, help me get some. I bought too many things."
Too much."
Chen Fan strangely picked up a few bags and said, "Why are you buying so many things? Ruoyu, are you going to stay at home for the rest of your life? Then you forgot to buy the most important thing, instant noodles!"
Xiao Ruoyu was stunned for a moment, then looked up at Chen Fan and said in surprise: "Chen Fan, are you back?"
Chen Fan touched his head in confusion and said, "You know I'm not dead? I thought you had already set up a memorial tablet for me..."
Xiao Ruoyu looked at Chen Fan excitedly and said, "The League of Legends told me that you were not dead and that you would be resurrected..."
Chen Fan: "..." Why are you talking about everything to the outside world? Graves, you are a rip-off! Are you talking about such a fantasy?
Chen Fan coughed dryly and changed the subject: "By the way, why did you buy so many things? I don't think you look like a homebody, do you?"
Xiao Ruoyu said in confusion: "Don't you know? Isn't it almost the Chinese New Year? So I bought some things and came back. The stores outside will be closed for several days during the Chinese New Year. How can I spend my time without buying some things?"
Chen Fan was stunned and asked stupidly: "It's the New Year? When?"
Xiao Ruoyu said: "It's only a week away, why have you forgotten this?" [
Chen Fanqian smiled and said: "Ah ha, I have been busy recently, I really forgot about it. By the way, Ruoyu, what are your plans for the New Year? Should you go on a trip or stay at home?"
Xiao Ruoyu said with a smile: "I'm fine, but you don't have that chance. A few days ago, Ximen Mo told me that he would lend it to you during the New Year. Li Xin also came to see me and said he would take you to the Crystal Palace.
Headquarters to meet her mother. Even Zhou Qian and others came over, asking you to spare some time..."
Chen Fan: "..." What are you doing? Can you give me a break during the Chinese New Year? Are you all planning to let me celebrate the Chinese New Year with peace of mind?
Chen Fan shook his head in silence, then thought of Xue'er again, turned to Xue'er and asked: "By the way, Xue'er, are you planning to return to Country M during the Chinese New Year? Although your father is a bit of a jerk, he is a relative after all. What's the matter?
Just talk about it, your father is also thinking about the family, and people in big families are like this now, they all have such second-rate ideas..."
Xue'er shook her head and said softly: "I won't go back. So many things have happened, and it's all because of me. It's hard for me to go back now..."
Chen Fan said disdainfully: "What are you afraid of? Who dares to say nonsense? Just tell me, I will ask the heroes to blow his anus! Xueer, if you are going back, I will ask twenty heroes to be your bodyguards! Sweep across the capital of M country
No problem!”
Xiao Ruoyu spoke to Chen Fan rather coquettishly, and then smiled and said to Xue'er: "You are Xue'er, right? If you want to stay, just stay. It's not bad to celebrate the Chinese New Year abroad every now and then. Chen Fan
Do you think so?"
Chen Fan glanced at Xiao Ruoyu in confusion, then nodded and said: "Ah... yes, yes, our country Z is very lively during the Chinese New Year. The crackling sound is going on all night long, and I can't even sleep, and it will last for several days.
Oh my god. In a few days, everyone will go out with panda eyes, that’s a bright spot!”
Xiao Ruoyu glared at Chen Fan, "Who would dare to stay after you say this?"
Xueer asked curiously: "What does country Z do during the Chinese New Year?"
Chen Fan thought for a while and said: "There's nothing to do. Just like what I did last year, I just bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home and happily stayed at home for a few days. For travel, I took a one-day trip to the city.
, the tour guide is myself..."
Xueer: "..."
Xiao Ruoyu rolled her eyes at him and said, "Are you planning to live like this this year? I see that you are very busy this year. I guess there is no hope for you."
Chen Fan said with a playful smile: "Of course this year is different, who still eats instant noodles? With Ruoyu cooking for me, even the instant noodles that are known as a must-have for otakus in the world have to be put aside. Xue'er also tried it, but she has never eaten it.
National dish, right?”
Xueer: "Captain... I am from a big family after all. What's so difficult about eating country Z food? I can eat it every day if I want. My father also specially invited several top chefs from country Z...
.”
Chen Fan: "..." This is the difference between Diaosi and Bai Fumei. I used to have to plan carefully for a long time to eat a Western meal, and then choose the cheapest steak. When I paid, it was still very meaty.
pain...
Chen Fan said awkwardly: "Well, indeed, I almost forgot that Xue'er is Bai Fumei... Well... Since the Chinese New Year is coming, let's prepare some gifts. The six major families will give one to the Crystal Palace.
He and Andian will also send one, um... they will also send one to Tianlang and the others, and Excellence Group will also send one. Leave this to Ruoyu. Think about it for me again,
Is there anything else you forgot?"
Xiao Ruoyu rolled her eyes and said, "Give a copy to your subordinates. They are working hard for you, and you should show your appreciation."
Chen Fan was dumbfounded. This is not easy to give. How do you want me to give it? Give Graves a gun? Give Katarina a new dagger? Give Blitzcrank a barrel of engine oil? Give Fizz a head.
Shark? Give Gangplank a pirate ship? The most embarrassing thing is, what should I give Yorick? Give him a few graves to dig?
Chen Fan was a little puzzled and asked Annie, who was sitting next to him and simply watching TV: "Little Annie, what gift do you want?"
Annie turned around and said happily: "I want my little bear!"
Chen Fan: "As if I didn't ask..." [
Xiao Ruoyu smiled and said: "Have you thought about what to give? If you don't prepare, the store will close."
How do I know what those big families want? Give money? It’s too vulgar, and people don’t care about it. Give food? Will people look up to it? I’ll go there, a group of rich and handsome people, let me have this hanging silk
How do you want me to send something to them?
Chen Fan waved his hands dejectedly and said, "Go buy six boxes of instant noodles tomorrow and give one box to each of the six major families!"