Three hundred and seventieth eight chapters nitpicking
"Master Chen, the food is here!" Xina walked into Chen Fan's room carrying the food.
Chen Fan said unhappily: "Did I let you in? Wouldn't you knock on the door? Do you know how to be polite? Go out and start over!"
Xina: "..."
"Master Chen, the food has been delivered! Can I come in?!!"
"Knocking on the door so hard? Are you going to scare me to death? Do it again!"[
"..."
After going too far several times, Xina finally broke down and successfully completed Chen Fan's request. She walked into the room with a dark face, put the food on the table and prepared to leave.
"Hey? Where are you going?"
Xina was stunned for a moment, then turned around and said, "What else does Master Chen want me to do?"
Chen Fan: "My shoulders are sore, rub them for me!"
Xina: "..."
Chen Fan took a bite of the food while enjoying Xina's half-baked shoulder rubbing skills.
"Wow, it tastes so delicious? This guy is pretty awesome. As a master, he still has time to learn cooking skills?"
but...
"Ahem! What kind of dish is this? So spicy! What? Spicy tofu? You can't make stir-fried tofu? And this one, so red, it's disgusting to look at! Braised crucian carp? I'll go ahead and you can't make it.
One soaked in salt water? The most important thing is this
!There’s no taste at all! Did you add seasoning? What? This is white rice? What’s wrong with white rice? White rice can’t be seasoned? Who stipulates that white rice must be light? I just like to eat white rice.
Do you have any opinions about the seasoning?"
The corner of Xina's mouth twitched, and she wanted to throw the food on Chen Fan's head, but she still endured it and said: "Then I will make another one!"
"Do it again now? I'm waiting for you to do it on an empty stomach? Then I would have starved to death! Forget it, it's not bad to eat white rice without seasoning once in a while... Well, there is no need to "knead" my shoulders.
The more you "knead" me, the more sore I become, please give me a squeeze on my legs!"
Xina knelt down and squeezed Chen Fan's legs angrily. She almost exploded with anger. I've seen people choose, but I've never seen you choose like this! Is your white rice with seasonings? I think you eat it every day.
There is no seasoning! Also, can tofu be stir-fried? Soak crucian carp in salt water? Are you from Earth?
Chen Fan ate very happily, but his expression was full of bitterness. After eating, he said to Takis: "Isn't this food to your liking? It's also my first time here, forget it... What should I do in the afternoon?
What? Let me think about it, oh by the way, Xina, it’s a rare trip to the sea, let’s go fishing with this young master!”
Xina: "..."
Brother, this is a sailing ship, and this is the sea. What can you catch with a broken fishing rod?
Chen Fan: "There are fishing rods on the boat. Hang rice on the bait later. Xina, remember to catch a shark for me! We will eat shark meat tonight! If you can't catch it, you won't have dinner tonight!"
Xina: "..." Forget it, I won't eat it. I've never seen anyone using rice to get sharks to take the bait... And I've never seen anyone catch a shark...
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"Xina, I'm thirsty!"
"Xina, it's a bit hot today, please fan me!"
"Xina, I'm hungry. Wash those fruits for me, peel them and bring them over!"
"Xina..."
...
The whole afternoon, Xina was busy being bossed around by Chen Fan. She would come to Xina if anything happened, and she would also come to her for trivial matters. This is called tossing...
"Chen Fan, you bastard! Bastard! Bastard! I swear I will definitely cut you into pieces!!" Xina put the peeled grapes into Chen Fan's mouth and cursed in her heart.
"Master Chen, what do you want to eat for dinner? Rice with seasoning?"
Holy shit, can that be eaten? Sister, please don’t hurt me...
Chen Fan coughed dryly and said: "Of course...of course you have to add seasonings, go and make me some egg fried rice..."
"Do you want to add tofu to the egg fried rice? And make some crucian carp soaked in salt water by the way?"
"I'm tired of eating fried tofu! I don't want to eat that crucian carp either! Just fried rice with eggs is enough..."
Xina Yu left, leaving Chen Fan with a scared look on his face. He almost had to go for gastric lavage... Well, think about it again, we can't let this guy have some free time after dinner, we have to find something for her to do...
.Tsk tsk, what should I do? Hey, it’s a pity that
There's really nothing to do on the boat. Why don't we let her run around the boat a few times? No, no, no, it doesn't seem to be of any use. She has very good physical strength... Then let her jump off the boat and follow the boat? Uh.
, then I guess they will kill me directly...
Forget it, let’s continue in the order of lunch... But damn, I’m in pain too, and my stomach is bursting...