"The steamed buns are still delicious, did you make them? Oh, I bought them downstairs."
While eating, this girl Ma Yun also kept looking for trouble.
I didn't dare to reply.
Because I know that if I refute it, the consequences will be even more serious!
If nothing else, I'm sure he'll get a beating.
As the saying goes, silence is the most powerful counterattack!
That's right, I, Liang Xiaotian, am fiercely fighting back against this girl Ma Yun!
Seeing that I kept fighting back, Ma Yun seemed to be bored. She gave me a pair of nice eye rolls, and then just ate her meal.
At this moment, the pretty news girl on TV was reporting a piece of news in a very professional tone.
"Recently, a bus in our city accidentally had an accident on Section H. Because the brakes failed, the bus broke out of the guardrail and fell into the river. No one on the bus, including the driver, survived..."
"Tsk, tsk, it's too miserable."
Ma Yun curled her lips and said, "Liang Xiaotian, have you seen that today's society is really unsafe. You Liang Xiaotian is also a famous unlucky guy. I think you should go out less and stay at home."
Just wait and be patient."
This girl Ma Yun actually persuaded me with earnest words.
"I think this is fate."
I patted my chest and said, "I, Liang Xiaotian, am quite lucky. People who are unlucky will be hit by a chandelier falling from the ceiling, not to mention being hit by a car when they go out."
As soon as I finished speaking, the chandelier on the ceiling made a loud noise and fell down gorgeously, smashing to pieces on the floor.
My little cold sweat dripped down my back.
"I think... you Liang Xiaotian should just lie in the coffin and hibernate..."
Ma Yun swallowed her saliva, looked at the body with the chandelier on the ground, blinked and said.
"I'm not a vampire..."
"How about I find a rice dumpling and bite you into a zombie."
Ma Yun suddenly looked at me seriously, "In this way, Liang Xiaotian will definitely be able to live for a thousand years."
"The one who lives a thousand years is the bastard!"
I express my serious protest.
"What I said is true. I have a job of catching rice dumplings right now. Do you want to come with me?"
Ma Yun raised her lips, "Don't you want to live longer?"
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you... I have evening self-study in the evening and I'm going to school, won't you go?"
"I'm asking for leave. A good student like me won't be worried if I don't have evening self-study!"
"Fuck! I'm leaving!"
I jumped off the chair, picked up my backpack and walked outside.
If I stayed with Ma Yun for one more second, I felt like I might go crazy at any time.
"Damn, that brat runs so fast! Come back early and clean up the chandelier!"
Ma Yun watched me leave, and then added another sentence.
"It will be a benefit if you can go home at 10:30, and I can take a shower at that time."
My legs crooked and I almost fell down the stairs.