Chapter 6 Going to school is more important than cultivating immortals
Chapter 6 Going to school is more important than cultivating immortality
He didn't come home all night. If it was normal, my mother wouldn't beat him to death!
But fortunately, my mother worked night shift last night and my father was on a business trip.
Liu Yi's mother is the head nurse of a large hospital. Although it sounds good, she is very busy.
Night shifts and the like are commonplace.
Last night was almost the same as usual. My mother must have left dinner in the kitchen at home for Liu Yi to go home and heat it up.
But Liu Yi's mother certainly didn't expect that her always well-behaved son would not come home at night!
If only Liu Yi had known this, he would have been beaten and not run away.
Liu Yi's father is a buyer, and he also travels here and there. There are only a few days when he can come home every month.
An ordinary small family, nothing unusual.
Liu Yi is also an ordinary high school student from an ordinary family. He has been ignored since he was a child. He is not handsome, his family has little money, little power, and his brain is not very good. In addition, he is an idiot in sports. He is simply a classmate.
Among the three no-ones.
Liu Yi like this, except for two or three good friends, is almost invisible in the class.
But Liu Yi was also like this, and he unexpectedly met such a little fox fairy!
Moreover, he turned his right hand into a "spring heart-pumping hand", a nasty little fox fairy!
Damn it!
Do you want this?
Laozhi’s right hand is of great use!
Just throw away the old paper!
Liu Yi looked at his right hand and felt like crying.
What should he do with his life in the future?
Isn’t it all a mess?
"How many people begged me to learn this erotic hand, but I didn't even teach it. Why do you still dislike such a magical tool for picking up girls?"
Lin Tong, a little fox, floated in front of Liu Yi, holding a pair of front paws and asked in confusion.
"You know the magic horse! My right hand is very useful!"
Liu Yi cried sadly, "Can you cancel it? I don't want it!"
"Of course..."
Lin Tong was about to speak when suddenly his cute little eyes rolled and he said.
"Of course it won't work. You have to practice on your own to unlock this Spring Heart Swinging Hand. Otherwise, you can only carry it with you for the rest of your life!"
Lin Tong's words were undoubtedly a bolt from the blue for Liu Yi.
Liu Yi was completely stunned.
Do you really want to become an immortal?
But this Lin Tong doesn’t look very reliable!
"Be good, as long as you follow this young lady and learn, this cultivation of immortality is really not difficult at all!"
Lin Tong continued to seduce Liu Yi, "As long as you follow me, you will have all the hot and spicy food from now on. You don't have to worry about picking up girls, and you don't have to worry about picking up girls..."
Why does it sound like you are following the underworld?
Liu Yi was in a state of confusion.
And just when he was hesitating, his cell phone suddenly rang.
The sudden ringtone of his mobile phone startled Liu Yi, which also aroused Lin Tong's ridicule.
"Hey, coward, even the ringtone on your cell phone can scare you like this! What else can you do! It seems that I have a lot to teach you..."
Lin Tong murmured in his heart that if he accepted a coward and a big fool, he would have a hard time in the future.
But in order to free myself from my true form, I can only teach this idiot!
Fortunately, I am in his body and can continue to help him practice. Otherwise, it would be great if this mortal idiot could successfully open the first Star Swirl within a year and enter the lower realm of the human level!
Alas, I am really unlucky!
The first time I went down the mountain to absorb essence, I met a fairy from the fairy world, and then sealed myself in this mortal's right hand!
Damn it! Damn it!
Who knew that this annoying mortal always uses his right hand to make magic horses?
It’s so annoying!
Hurry up and let this person enter the middle stage of martial arts, and you will be able to successfully escape his seal!
"What are you talking about! Maybe my old classmate will check for morning self-study? When you see him, just tell the class teacher that I went to the toilet, I will go back, I will go back right now!"
Liu Yi was so frightened that his legs trembled.
Their class teacher is famous for being strict, which is well-known in the school!
Liu Yi didn't want to be corporally punished by his class teacher!
Then, if you punish yourself severely in front of the whole class, you will be humiliated.
It's okay to be embarrassed in front of other people.
But if he was embarrassed in front of Ma Yixuan, then Liu Yike would really not be able to hold his head up.
Even if your anus is blown by someone next door, you can't be slapped in the mouth in front of the goddess.
This is a wise saying about hanging silk.
"Come on, Saonian, let me guide you into the magical world of immortality!"
Lin Tong was full of confidence but full of hesitation, and when he was ready to fight, Liu Yi shouted.
"It's going to be over, it's going to be over! I have to go back to school. Let's talk about cultivating immortality later!"
After saying that, Liu Yi ran out of the park.
He had to rush to catch the bus. If he didn't go back to school quickly, he would really die!
I was punished by the class teacher, then I was embarrassed in front of Ma Yixuan, and finally I had to find my parents!
Cry! That would be really tragic!
Liu Yi ran wildly and ran to the bus stop, waiting for a bus to go to school.
"Hey, hey, you guy, how can you interrupt this young lady! Let me tell you, this young lady will be your master from now on, so you must respect your master! Also, what can be better than letting this lady go... can be compared
Cultivation is still important!"
"Going to school, going to school is more important than cultivating immortality!"
Liu Yi stood on the bus stop and said solemnly.
"If you don't go to school, you don't have a degree! If you don't have an education, you can't find a job! If you don't have a job, you can't get a wife! If you can't get a wife, you can't have a baby! If you can't have a baby, you can't send the baby to school..."
"Mortal, your life is just a cup!"
Lin Tong couldn't help but scold, "Thank you for meeting me. I am the guiding light of your life and your lucky star in the future..."
"Damn it, it's over! I didn't go home and I don't have any money for the ride! Oh my God, Sister Fox Fairy, meeting you will make my life a tragedy!"
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