Liu Yi said sternly, "QQ and WeChat are symbols of the times! In today's era, who still uses flying swords to send letters, or teleportation from thousands of miles away, which is so weak! Look, it's just such a gadget!"
As he spoke, he reached out and took out his mobile phone and showed it to several Taoist priests. "Did you see it? It's just such a little thing, my magic weapon, and this software. After you install it, just click on it."
Shake... Look, look, here comes a beautiful woman, right? Several Taoist friends have been practicing for so long, and they are still single, right? I can't return the Feng Shui plate. I installed WeChat and shook it a few times.
I got a beautiful girl! But occasionally I get a guy, so just ignore that one!"
"nice……"
Several Taoist priests couldn't help but get excited, and their eyes fell on Liu Yi's mobile phone.
"Right? You can give it a try! Come on, fellow Taoist, I think you have a very good face and you should be lucky. Why don't you take it and try it to see if you can get a sexy and voluptuous beauty!"
"Ah, is it me? Is it really me?"
When the young Taoist priest heard that Liu Yi had chosen him to test this baby, he immediately became excited. He carefully took the phone with trembling hands, as carefully as if he were holding an egg, and shook it gently in his hand.
The phone made a rustling sound, Liu Yi picked it up and took a look.
"Oh, that's good, she's a sexy girl!"
A girl with big boobs appeared directly on the phone screen, and several Taoist priests laughed obscenely around her.
"Come on, let's chat with her, maybe we can gain something else!"
"Can, can I chat with others?"
"Yes, look, I'll demonstrate it to you!"
Liu Yi immediately pressed the voice button and said loudly, "I am a rich man, can I go out and have sex?"
“What does hooking up mean?”
"Just come out and practice together to improve the cultivation of both parties."
"God, this, is this possible?"
"Don't worry, just listen."
Soon, the other party replied, his voice was delicate and a little shy.
"Oh... don't be so direct... I'm not that casual... at least have a meal and watch a movie first..."
All the Taoist priests were stunned, and none of them could believe their ears.
It's so easy... to make an appointment... to have a double cultivation?
This...this baby is so amazing!
"Everyone, look, this baby is amazing. With this, why worry about not having a sister in dual cultivation!"
Liu Yixin said that she only had a mobile phone anyway, so she could just buy another one when she went back.
"Okay, okay...this baby is so good..."
The Taoist priests were all happy and were about to leave with their mobile phones. A Taoist priest beside him, whose face turned red from suppressing his emotions, suddenly couldn't help but yelled.
"You guys, please just calm down!"
The Taoist priest roared, startling the others.
"Tang Xin, what's wrong with you?"
"Yes, Sixth Senior Brother, what's wrong with you, are you so excited?"
"Are you all fooled by him?"
The Taoist priest named Tang Xin blushed and yelled, "What kind of magic weapon is this? It's clearly his cell phone! This guy is using WeChat to hook up! Do you think it's so easy to date? I've been dating him for two years."
Did it fail!"
Liu Yi immediately covered his forehead. He didn't expect Fuxi Palace to have such fashionable...uh...diaos...
It’s really hard to calculate, but it’s hard to calculate in people’s hearts...
No matter how you calculate it, you can't even count it in the cabinet sect like Fuxi Palace... There are also such masturbation diaos...
"Don't fool us with something worth hundreds of yuan! Do you think we in Fuxi Palace are all fools?"
"No, no, Master Dao is experienced in hooking up and is powerful and domineering!"
Liu Yi cupped his hands towards the Taoist priest and said.
"Of course……"
The Taoist priest suddenly felt that these words were getting more unpleasant the more he heard them. His face suddenly sank and he shouted angrily.
"Damn it, what nonsense are you talking to this guy about? Brothers and sisters of Fuxi Palace, please don't let this kid run away today! If you let him run away, we won't be able to get our Feng Shui plate back!"
"Yes! Catch him!"
A group of people from Fuxi Palace immediately became fierce and vicious again, and the happy scene before was gone.
Liu Yi shook his head slightly, what a group of guys who turned their backs on each other and refused to recognize anyone else!
"I told you, it's useless even if you look for me. The Feng Shui plate is not on my body, so what's the point of arresting me?"
Liu Yi opened his mouth and said.
"Huh, you and that witch are in the same group. It's useless to say anything now!"
"Yes, I will arrest you and torture you severely. If you don't believe me, you won't confess!"
A group of people from Fuxi Palace shouted.
What's the difference between these guys and robbers!
"In this case, do you insist on taking action?"
Liu Yi sighed, then raised his head and looked at the Taoist priests of Fuxi Palace.
"Humph, if you don't tell the truth today, you will die!"
"That's right, let you see the power of our Fuxi Palace!"
As the people in Fuxi Palace spoke, they all stretched out their hands, preparing to activate the spell to deal with Liu Yi.
"Your outer cabinet disciple's name is Liu Yi, right?"
Hu Derong seemed to have already inquired about Liu Yi's affairs, "Although you have been very famous recently, you have also made a splash in the outer cabinet's world Taoist meeting. However, that is the outer cabinet, and it cannot be compared with our cabinet! It has been more than a thousand years.
Not long ago, when my disciples in the cabinet were vigorously preparing to overcome the tribulation, the disciples in the outer cabinet had just entered the world of cultivating immortals! So, you think you are very powerful in the world of cultivating immortals in the outer cabinet, but in the cabinet, you are nothing!"
"That's right, our spell can easily kill you!"
"If you are sensible, please surrender as soon as possible, or I will kill you if I disturb you!"
"Uncle, you talk a lot of nonsense."
Liu Yi stretched, and then said, "I didn't want to start a war, but you are so aggressive. What else are you talking about? Want to fight? Then come here!"
"This guy is quite crazy!"
"Teach him a lesson and let him know what a cabinet is!"
The Taoist priests from Fuxi Palace took action one after another. Liu Yi put on his imperial armor and saw all their gestures in his hands!
All of a sudden, all kinds of spells burst out, with various attributes and abilities, blasting on Liu Yi's body!
"Bang bang bang!"
Liu Yi's body was quickly overwhelmed by those spells and disappeared in a pile of flames, thunder and lightning.
"Hahaha! This is the result of offending our Fuxi Palace!"
"Are we going too hard... What will happen to the Feng Shui plate if he dies?"
"Oh! I was so happy for a while that I forgot about such important matters!"
The Taoist priests woke up one after another and quickly prepared to check if Liu Yi was still alive.
But at this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew up. Liu Yi, who should have been blasted to pieces by everyone's various spells, happened to be standing there, wearing a black armor and holding a black spear in his hand.
I played a trick and then waved my hands to disperse the smoke.
"What?"
"This...this is impossible!"
The eyes of those in Fuxi Palace were all wide-eyed. They were all great masters of the earth level, and they were all strong men of about fifteen or sixteen stars!
This time...he couldn't even deal with a disciple from the outer pavilion!
From the look of him, he seemed uninjured!
This is so unscientific!
"Your attacks... are really a bit weak. Is this the strength of the cabinet?"
Liu Yi patted the smoke and dust on his body, then smiled and said, "If you only have this little strength, then don't blame me for being rude."
"Stop being so arrogant! Look at my devilish skills!"
A Taoist priest roared, stretched out his hand, and unscrewed one of his bottles!
Suddenly, a black smoke flew out of the bottle. In the blink of an eye, the black smoke turned into a huge giant with a height of 100 meters. His yellow eyes fell on Liu Yi, and two red flames spurted out from his nose.
"Let the poor devil accept you!"
The Taoist priest's Heavenly Ghost was very powerful. A pair of giant palms were like two hills, pressing down on both sides of Liu Yi. It seemed that he wanted to slap Liu Yi into a pulp like a mosquito!
"Optimus Prime."
Liu Yi did not dodge. He stood in the air, released the scorpion tail gun, and then pushed it out to both sides with both hands.
Two huge golden palms flew out and directly blocked the palms of the huge ghost!
"boom!"
The two forces collided together, forming strong air waves in the air!
"Oh my God... unexpectedly... even the power of the Heavenly Ghost was blocked!"
The Taoist priest was so shocked that he screamed repeatedly.
"Leave the yelling behind."
Liu Yi said, shaking his hands, and then pressing them down.
"Bah!"
That day ghost's huge arms were directly pulled down by Liu Yi's hands!
Suddenly, billowing black smoke came out from Tian Gui's shoulder, causing him to wail repeatedly in pain!
Liu Yi casually threw the two arms down, then flew up and kicked the scorpion tail gun floating next to him.
"Whoosh!"
The scorpion tail gun flew out immediately and directly pierced that ghost's head!
The crimson flame instantly ignited Tian Gui's body! The power of the Red Blood Code was beyond what Tian Gui could contend with, and it was instantly burned to ashes!
"You poor devil..."
The old Taoist priest burst into tears instantly, feeling more sad than the death of his son!
This ghost was the result of five hundred years of hard work and hard work, but he was killed in an instant!
"Okay, who's next?"
Liu Yi lazily retracted the scorpion tail gun, put it on his shoulder, looked at the stupid Fuxi Temple Taoist priests in front of him, and asked.
"You...who are you..."
The ghost was very powerful that day, but Liu Yi got rid of him with a wave of his hand... What was this man's background?
"Me? I'm just a soy sauce person in the world of cultivating immortals."
Liu Yi shrugged his shoulders, "Also, let me tell you the truth, don't say I don't know where that woman is. Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you. Because she is my woman! Who wants to touch her?
, just ask about the scorpion tail gun in my hands first!"
As he spoke, his body suddenly flashed and appeared in front of Hu Derong. The tip of the gun in his hand was pressed against Hu Derong's squirming Adam's apple.
"Next time I see you pestering me...this spear will come out from the back of your head!"