"Why are big breasts not suitable for spiritual practice? Who made the rule?"
Zhang Meixin asked aggressively.
This is the first time I heard someone say that his breasts are not good. It’s so unreasonable. There must be something wrong with this man’s psychology!
"It's normal, think about it."
Liu Yi stretched out his hand, assumed a fighting posture, and then said, "You see, those who practice martial arts require body balance. They cannot overeat, just to maintain their body shape. You see, if a woman's breasts are too big,
When you play many moves, you will naturally be affected. Girl, it’s not that I don’t want to teach you, it’s just that your center of gravity is unstable!”
"Fuck you sister, you are so unstable!"
Zhang Meixin directly spread her legs and spread her thighs in a straight line on both sides of the carpet, sitting on the ground.
"Mom, I have been practicing yoga for several years. My body is very flexible, okay? I can also achieve balance and other things easily, okay?"
"Huh? Girl, you're pretty good at cheating!"
Liu Yi pretended to look at her in surprise and said.
"You're the one cheating, and your whole family is cheating!"
Zhang Meixin gritted her teeth angrily, why is this guy so annoying! But he is so powerful!
"What I'm concerned about now is not the issue of cheating, but the issue of big breasts... No, it's the issue of cultivating immortals, okay?"
"Actually, it's not that I don't teach you to cultivate immortality. It's just that you are too old, girl."
"What did you say!"
Zhang Meixin was furious when she heard this. She jumped directly on Liu Yi, then pressed him on the sofa and pinched his neck with her hands.
Regarding the sensitive issue of her riding on Liu Yi's waist, Zhang Meixin simply forgot about it in her rage.
While feeling the softness and strength of Zhang Meixin's thighs, Liu Yi pretended to be scared and cooperated with Zhang Meixin to satisfy Zhang Meixin's inner "abuse" pleasure.
"If you have the guts, try saying it again!"
The most sensitive topic in Zhang Meixin's life is age!
She is indeed not young anymore. At the age of twenty-seven or eight, logically speaking, a beauty like her should have fallen in love or even gotten married long ago.
It's a pity that because of Zhang Meixin's character, she has never been able to find a boyfriend.
It should be said that no man has ever been able to stand her terrifying character!
So when Liu Yi mentioned this matter, it undoubtedly hit her sensitive area and made Zhang Meixin furious.
"Well...I'm not saying that you are an older female bachelor..."
"Liu Yi, I will fight with you!"
Zhang Meixin immediately ran away and bit Liu Yi directly on the neck.
"Holy shit, you're a vampire!"
Although being bitten by a beautiful woman is a very happy thing, if you are too excited about being bitten... you might do something animalistic.
So Liu Yi stretched out his hand and quickly pushed Zhang Meixin away.
"Hmph, I won't give up until I bite you to death today!"
Zhang Meixin said, opened her mouth again, and bit Liu Yi's hand.
"Fuck!"
Fortunately, it was not a human body. Although the bite was a little painful, it was still within Liu Yi's tolerance. At least, there was no bleeding.
"Damn it, why is your skin so thick!"
She couldn't take a bite and it bled, so Zhang Meixin was obviously a little unhappy.
"You think you are a dog, but you still see blood!"
Liu Yi couldn't laugh or cry.
"Humph, who told you to mess with me!"
Zhang Meixin didn't care at all that she was almost pressed against Liu Yi's body. She rode Liu Yi while continuing to vent her dissatisfaction.
"You should have a deep understanding of your mistakes! Do you know that it is wrong to talk about a girl?"
Zhang Meixin said angrily, "Especially when it is this girl's pain at this age!"
"Is it?"
Liu Yi blinked and asked, "Teacher Zhang will be twenty years old this year. Is it so scary?"
"Early twenties?"
Zhang Meixin's eyes seemed to be filled with joy, "Do I look like I'm in my early twenties?"
"Ah? Isn't it?"
Liu Yi was even more surprised, "I've always been curious. Teacher Zhang is so young and has never graduated from college... Why do you think you have a great mind and have completed your Ph.D. at such a young age when you have already become a teacher?"
Something like that!”
"Well...my mind is indeed very useful."
Zhang Meixin coughed a few times, and then said, "But that's not the point! The point is...The point is that I'm no longer in my early twenties...I'm almost in my third year, do you understand?"
"Ah...I can't tell at all!"
Liu Yi said he didn't believe Zhang Meixin's words, "Teacher Zhang, how could you be so deceptive!"
"I'm not lying to you... I'm already twenty-seven... Can you understand the mental state of a woman who is running for three years? When I think that I will no longer be a twenty-year-old girl... I feel...
I’m so unhappy! Ahhhh!”
"So Teacher Zhang wants to cultivate himself and learn the art of immortality?"
"Of course, what woman doesn't want to stay young forever?"
Zhang Meixin said, "All women are like this. When they know that they will grow old when they are young, they will be afraid of it. You men will not understand. Men become more popular as they get older. And women,
The older you get, the less flavorful you become..."
"Actually, it's not that I don't want to teach Teacher Zhang."
Liu Yi said seriously, "It really can't be done. Didn't I say that Teacher Zhang's age is not suitable? It's not about your Bensan. Things like cultivating immortals must be started from childhood.
Build the foundation and cultivate the physique for cultivating immortality. This is just like practicing martial arts, it must start from a young age. Once you are over ten years old, it will be difficult to practice again, unless there are some magical opportunities."
"Then how old were you when you started practicing?"
Zhang Meixin couldn't help but ask.
"Hmm... I'm sixteen or seventeen years old."
Liu Yi remembered that it was probably his sophomore year in high school when he started cultivating immortality.
"Damn, didn't you say you were less than ten years old? Look, you were already sixteen or seventeen when you were practicing!"
Zhang Meixin immediately pointed out the flaw in Liu Yi's words.
"Hey, Teacher Zhang, didn't I just say that if you want to start cultivating immortality after the age of ten, you have to have a chance encounter. I just encountered a chance encounter, so I have cultivated to the level I am today."
"Then what do you think I should do? I don't want to grow old!"
"Birth, old age, illness and death are things that cannot be helped."
Liu Yi tried to enlighten Zhang Meixin, "Look, except for immortal cultivators, don't normal people have to go through life, old age, illness and death? Besides, Teacher Zhang, you have the genes of divine beasts injected into your body. I dare not say anything else. You will definitely not survive the bastard, but the two
Three hundred years old is definitely no problem. You can still maintain this youth for many, many more years!"
"Damn, you are the bastard!"
Zhang Meixin gritted her teeth with hatred, "I don't care, you are being ridden by me, you must be responsible!"
Zhang Meixin became arrogant, "If you don't teach me how to become an immortal, you will never let me get up from your body!"
"Let me go, you are a female gangster!"
Liu Yi and his friends were shocked. If they were ridden by Zhang Meixin for a while...his friend might really get aroused!
Yazhidie... doesn't play like this.
Liu Yi didn't know whether he should struggle or resist.
"Teach quickly! Teach quickly!"
Zhang Meixin really looked like a western cowgirl, riding on Liu Yi's body, shaking in various ways.
"Damn it, I really can't teach you to cultivate immortality! But, isn't it ok that I can refine a beauty elixir to help you stay young forever?"
"Well...that's okay."
Zhang Meixin nodded, "If you have such a good thing, why don't you hand it over to me quickly!"
"Damn it, you think these are jelly beans, I can take them out if you want them! I also need to find someone to help me refine them, okay? I will give them to you as soon as possible."
Liu Yixin said you think of me as the Supreme Laojun?
"Hmph, you'd better hurry up, I tell you, I don't have much patience!"
Zhang Meixin looks like a queen and is extremely arrogant.
Liu Yi had no choice but to agree first by delaying the attack.
However, this beauty-preserving pill is not impossible. Huang Jie from Yaowang Valley had already discussed this matter with Liu Yi. In addition to Liu Yi's health supplements, they also wanted to create a beauty-preserving pill.
Elixir is used to expand the market.
A beauty pill is enough to ensure that a woman will never age!
But if it is diluted, it can be made into tens of thousands of cosmetics. Although a woman who has used it cannot stay young forever, there is no problem in maintaining her youth for a month after using it once.
If you want to keep it up, you must insist on using this cosmetic.
This idea is very good, Liu Yi and Huang Jie have also reached an agreement, and both think it is feasible.
It doesn't matter if I take one out to make Zhang Meixin happy.
"A beauty-preserving pill will guarantee you eternal youth, so don't worry."
Liu Yi comforted Zhang Meixin.
"Humph, as long as you are not lying to me! My mother said that the ghosts of hell and the mouths of men are things that cannot be trusted in this world!"
"That's not right! Who said you can't trust a man's words?"
Liu Yi looked at Zhang Meixin and said, "Teacher Zhang, you are not ugly at all. Do you think what I say is credible?"
"This...this..."
Zhang Meixin coughed twice and didn't know how to answer Liu Yi.
It seems that no matter how you answer, this is a language trap!
If Liu Yi is right, then what he said before is wrong.
But if what Liu Yi said is wrong... then it means that he is ugly...
Damn...this is such a tangled question!
"Teacher Zhang, answer me?"
The smile on Liu Yi's face made Zhang Meixin have the urge to bite him to death.
It's a pity that this guy is thick-skinned and thick-skinned... It would be too difficult to bite him to death!
"In short, if you dare to lie to me about Zhuyan Dan, you will be dead!"
Zhang Meixin warned Liu Yi before getting up from Liu Yi.
But it seemed that because she had been riding on Liu Yi for too long, Zhang Meixin's legs suddenly felt sore. Instead of standing up, she exclaimed and then lay directly on Liu Yi's body.
Now the two of them are almost touching each other, even their mouths are touching.
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Reader Ah Niu is back and sent tickets to Lao Yang. In order to welcome her return and support today's Aries League, I will add one more update~ I originally wanted to add two more updates, but the saved articles are really not enough. I have been running around for loans recently.
Buying a house is really a lot of hard work, I hope you guys will understand...