Everyone in the courtroom followed the sound and turned their heads to look at the figure at the door.≧,
It was a thin man wearing a long purple suit with an evil smile on his face.
"Feng Bujue?" When Gui Xiao saw Brother Jue, he almost blurted out his name.
It doesn't matter if you don't say this. Once you say it... the court will explode.
"What? Is he just crazy?"
"That legendary crazy guy?"
"It's strange... I heard that he has four heads and his eyes can shoot out death rays."
"Nonsense! I heard people say that Kuangbujue is the sworn brother who is the leader of all demons. He can change in seventy-two ways, and has a rough face and a thunderous mouth..."
"Don't talk nonsense. Kuangbujue is obviously a fair-faced boy. He is extremely handsome and looks like a half-orc from the head down..."
Obviously, Brother Jue's reputation in the script world has reached the point where everyone knows it. The NPCs from various planets in the main universe in the hearing room have all heard of his name. However...the channels through which they obtain information seem to be a little bit...
Question, what they got was basically the content that was passed down again and again and again and again... so much so that they had all kinds of weird misunderstandings about Brother Jue.
However, there is still some core content in the information about Brother Jue... that has not been distorted in people's praise.
Therefore, all the NPCs present have a basic consensus, that is, Crazy Bujue is a despicable, insidious, and extremely difficult guy who has created countless legends.
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"Quiet!" After a few seconds, the clerk banged his gavel and shouted to silence the noisy crowd.
Soon, the court became quiet again.
The black-robed judge also spoke at this time: "How crazy are you, how dare you break in during the court session? Do you know what should be done if you despise the Court of Truth..."
"I was just a little anxious when I entered the door and accidentally broke the door." Brother Jue interrupted the other party as he walked forward. "At most, it is vandalism of public property. Does it have anything to do with contempt of court?
"As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows, tilted his mouth, pointed at the destroyed door behind him and said, "What's more... this broken door was originally in disrepair and was in disrepair; it's not so much that I destroyed it.
Public property, rather, the service life of this door happened to be exhausted during my normal use."
"Unbridled!" Faced with this naked sophistry, the clerk suddenly became angry. He seemed to be possessed by the county magistrate, and yelled two words that were almost impossible to appear in the "court", but were used frequently in the "court".
Very high words, and raised the gavel again and struck hard.
Bangka...
Unexpectedly, due to the excessive force, the gavel broke after the blow.
"Look, there are tatters everywhere. The hardware facilities of your court are lacking in maintenance...can you blame me?" Feng Bujue made more sense now, "Then the clerk knocked the gavel.
Are you in contempt of court?"
"You..." The secretary's anger rose again, but he had nothing to knock on. He just hit the table with his fist and was afraid of destroying the lecture chair in front of him, so he could only stare at Brother Jue.
"Okay~ okay~" Two seconds later, the black-robed judge lowered his head and said to the clerk, "Pork, calm down and pay attention to the impact."
His indifferent words actually made the clerk, whose voice was like thunder and powerful, tremble in fright.
"Yes... I'm sorry... Your Honor." The clerk, known as Pork, turned around respectfully, "I lost my temper..."
"Forget it." The judge waved his hand, which was hidden under the black robe, and picked up the gavel in front of him (there was another gavel on the bench, so this one was naturally for the judge to use). "Anyway...
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As he spoke, the judge raised his gavel lightly and struck it on the wooden gavel pad on the table.
Suddenly, an invisible energy burst out, shocking everyone in the court.
"So that's it...the judge uses spiritual abilities..." In less than half a second, Gui Xiao analyzed the judge's main ability system from this gavel.
The judge was completely unaware of this. He just looked at Brother Jue and continued: "Crazy, I won't pursue the matter of breaking the door... But you suddenly broke into this court and interrupted the trial, what else did you say?
'Objection'...what does it mean?"
"Isn't it obvious what I mean?" When Brother Jue said this, he had already walked to the side of the defendant's dock, raised his arm, pointed at Gui Xiao and said, "I am preventing my client from pleading guilty."
"Huh?" After hearing this, the judge hesitated for a moment and asked, "Are you Tuntian Guixiao's defense lawyer?"
"Yes." Feng Bujue gave an affirmative answer without changing his expression.
"Hey..." Gui Xiao looked at Brother Jue with empty eyes and said, "Who wants you to defend me?"
Feng Bujue completely ignored Gui Xiao's question, faced the judge, and continued: "Your Honor, the Court of Truth allows defendants to entrust their own lawyers to defend themselves, right?"
"That's right." The judge replied in a deep voice, "But... the lawyer entrusted by the defendant must have the qualifications to practice law." He paused, "Crazy, let me declare in advance, you can't even think of using yourself as a lawyer.
The identity of a traveler from another world was obscured..." He tapped his finger on the table and continued, "The lawyer qualifications I am talking about must be relevant certificates issued by the legal government of a legal territory in the main universe."
"Hmph..." At this time, the brown-skinned prosecutor stood up and said to Brother Jue with a sneer, "Crazy, if you can't prove your qualifications as a lawyer, then you are still in contempt of court!"
"Oh?" Upon hearing this, Brother Jue turned around and looked at the prosecutor, "You shit-faced birdie, who are you?"
"Shit face... birdman?" The prosecutor had never heard such words in his life. "Asshole! I am the famous and prestigious... Biff Murray, known as the 'Invincible Prosecutor'! How dare you call that?
My shit-faced birdman?”
"Shit-faced birdman, shit-faced birdman! Shit-faced birdman." After listening to the other party's self-introduction, Feng Bujue repeated the title three times in front of the other party, and his tone was gradually rising.
Biff was trembling with anger, but he couldn't argue with the scoundrel-like man in front of him. He could only complain to the judge like a bullied child: "Your Honor! I protest! He insulted me!"
"The protest is valid." The judge responded, looked at Brother Jue and said, "Crazy Bujue. Please pay attention to your wording."
"Okay." Feng Bujue nodded to the judge, then turned around and walked to Biff, "I'm sorry, Prosecutor Biff, I shouldn't have called you a shit-faced birdman. Although this word is a more appropriate description.
It has affected the overall image of your appearance in the eyes of us earthlings, but calling you this... still seems offensive. I will never call you a shit-faced birdman again, at least in court.
You're a birdman, as for whether I call you a shit-faced birdman in private, or accidentally mention a shit-faced birdman to others without you being present..."
"Just stop it, you bastard!"
When Biff heard the three words "I'm sorry", the thought "This crazy person seems to be quite polite" briefly flashed in his mind; but then, the other party used the word "I'm sorry" in the entire sentence.
He was scolded five times without stopping, which made Biff furious.
"Crazy, if you mention that word again, I will accuse you of contempt of court." The judge gave the final warning.
"Ok~ok~" Feng Bujue shrugged and walked towards the trial seat.
"What are you going to do?" Pork immediately stood up alertly.
"Relax, Mr. Secretary." Feng Bujue took out something from his bag leisurely, "I just want to show you something." As he said that, he had already handed a paper document to Po Ke.
, "Please show it to the judge for review."
After handing over the documents, Brother Jue paced back and looked at Shit-face with provocative eyes... Oh no... he looked at Biff and said, "My... is the Lawyer of the Book World personally issued by Zhuan Jie Zun."
Qualification certificate'. Brother Zun's reasoning club is undoubtedly the 'legal territory' in the main universe; and he himself... is the 'legitimate government' there." At this point, he licked his lips and said to Biff
He made a face. "What some people have questioned...my lawyer qualifications should not be a problem now, right?"
"Well... there is no problem with the certification documents." The judge quickly read the documents, "Crazy..." He thought for a moment and changed his words, "Defense lawyer, this court recognizes that you are qualified to defend Tuntian Guixiao.
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"I said..." Gui Xiao now rested his elbows on the table in the dock, holding his cheeks and showing an impatient expression, "Is anyone listening to me?"
I said I wanted to plead guilty...and I didn’t want that guy to defend me..."
"Defense lawyer, you heard that your client refused you to defend him." The judge looked at Jue Ge and said.
"I object." Feng Bujue replied.
"Hey... can you object to this?" Gui Xiao was shocked when he heard this.
"Yeah...Defense lawyer, what are you objecting to?" The judge also felt very pained.
"The defendant is a minor. Matters related to defense should be decided by his legal representative. He has no right to refuse my defense." Feng Bujue replied.
"Well..." the judge thought for a moment, "I see..." He paused for half a second, "So, who is the defendant's legal representative?"
"That's me." Feng Bujue acknowledged it without even thinking about it, patting his chest.
"What is your relationship with the defendant?" the judge asked again.
"I'm his godfather." Feng Bujue gave another very bad reply without thinking.
"You fart!" Gui Xiao turned around and scolded.
After hearing this, Brother Jue continued to ignore Gui Xiao, looked at the judge and said, "Your Honor, I farted."
"Uh..." the judge said, "so what..."
"It's nothing. Since my client mentioned it, I will share it with everyone." Feng Bujue replied.
"Oh..." After the judge responded, he was silent for three seconds, "Defense lawyer... please don't mention this kind of thing that has nothing to do with this case again."
"Okay." Brother Jue nodded and replied.
Within three sentences, Feng Bujue used the pun meaning of the word "fart" and the translation problem of the game to expose this matter...
"So..." the judge continued, "Defense lawyer and legal representative...are you going to plead not guilty to the defendant now?"
"Yes." Feng Bujue replied, "And..." He turned to the jury, "I hope the jury can ignore all the defendant's testimony."
"Well, this court allows your request." The judge immediately responded.
"Hey! This is okay!" Gui Xiao obviously didn't understand the law very well, let alone the laws in the Court of Truth. His surprise was understandable.
"Okay..." At this time, Feng Bujue finally came to the defendant's table and lowered his voice and whispered to Gui Xiaoyan, "If you want to get away, just stand there and watch my performance."
"Tch..." Gui Xiao didn't appreciate it very much, and he lowered his voice and replied, "Not to mention that we are in a competition now, it should be a life-and-death situation; even if I am willing to cooperate with you to deal with these npcs, don't you
Don’t you think…it would be more efficient for us to use force directly?”
"If you and I join forces, we can indeed wash this place with blood." Feng Bujue replied, "But that is meaningless..." He controlled his voice to be softer, "The Tribunal of Truth is a rather special 'four-pillar god'.
'It' does not have an independent embodied entity like other pillar gods; the Court of Truth is a concept, a will... it is not something that can be destroyed by force."
"Oh?" Gui Xiao continued, "Then what are you going to do? Talk 'it' to death?"
"Humph..." Brother Jue smiled but said nothing. (To be continued...)
