In the script world, Feng Bujue undoubtedly does not need to go to the toilet.
The system will not create corresponding physiological cravings for him, let alone allow him to take off his pants.
However, the people in the foundation don't know this...
In their opinion, Brother Jue's request was quite reasonable.
First, he stayed in the parallel universe mirror generator for four or five hours (actually, he spent more than half of the time writing novels). Then, he came to this space, stayed for dozens of minutes more, and drank a cup of coffee.
Under these conditions, it seems there is nothing doubtful that he proposed to relieve himself.
"Alas..." Dr. Cox sighed, showing a helpless expression, "Okay... follow me."
She had to wait for Feng Bujue to go on the road anyway, so she simply took Brother Jue to the toilet.
After arriving at the door of the men's restroom, the doctor motioned to the guards to follow Brother Jue in.
Regarding this... Feng Bujue didn't say anything. This development was obviously within his expectation.
After entering the men's room, Brother Jue scanned the environment first, and then he ran towards a cubicle.
"What are you doing?" Feng Bujue saw the three guards following him closely, "Do you want to come in and wipe my butt?"
Hearing this, the three guards looked at each other and hesitated for a moment; finally, they stopped at the door of the compartment...
There is nothing we can do about it. The space in that cubicle is limited. Once an adult sits on the toilet, it takes up % of the space. If there are other people standing around him, there will definitely be physical contact with each other... and
It's a very close physical contact.
"Wait a minute..." Two seconds later, just as Brother Jue entered the cubicle and was about to close the door, a guard suddenly said, "Please keep the door of the cubicle open."
"What are you doing with it open?" Feng Bujue asked, "How about I throw shit at you? If you don't mind it being smelly, I'm going to find it dirty."
The guard ignored his trash talk and replied coldly: "We can't let you out of sight."
"Hey~ you pervert." Feng Bujue squinted at him, "What do you want to see?" His accent now had a Northeastern flavor for no reason. "Believe it or not, man, I'll scare you as soon as I take off my pants.
Cabinet?"
Faced with such shameless people and vulgar words, the three guards rolled their eyes and were speechless.
"This cubicle is so big, how can I get into the toilet and escape?" Feng Bujue said. Taking advantage of the guards' distraction, he shut the door of the cubicle with a flick of his hand, "You are so worried.
, just lie down on the ground and stare at my feet."
Now that the matter is over, the guards can't say anything more...
Of course. They don't have to "lay down" to see Brother Jue's feet. They can see them as long as they squat down...
The lower end of the door panel of this compartment is about twelve centimeters from the ground. As long as people outside squat down, they can not only see Feng Bujue's shoes, but also his ankles, so the guards don't have to worry about the other party using "take off shoes"
What kind of abnormal behavior can be caused by blindfolding?
In the next few minutes, the atmosphere in the toilet became very strange...
Three men squatted outside a cubicle, monitoring another man's excretion process with suspicion... This was indeed weird enough.
Judging from the situation under the partition, Feng Bujue should have been sitting on the toilet. But... the guards did not smell the smell for a long time, nor did they hear the sound of anything falling into the water.
It wasn't until three minutes later that a "plop" sound suddenly came from the cubicle. The next second, there was the sound of the toilet flushing and the sound of Brother Jue quickly pressing the air freshener nozzle.
Logically speaking, his series of actions are indeed reasonable...
Many people will have similar experiences. For example... when you relieve yourself in a public toilet, you hear or know that there are people waiting outside the cubicle. At this time, if there is a foul smell wafting out... it will be somewhat disturbing.
Awkward.
But...the above is the logic of normal people in the real world.
Feng Bujue is not a normal person, and his actions cannot be to cover up the smell.
Brother Jue's behavior... was obviously trying to create the illusion that he "really came to the toilet to relieve himself and did so". Only in this way can he conceal what he really did in the cubicle.
"Huh..." After making that series of movements, Feng Bujue immediately let out a long breath and continued, "Don't be anxious, everyone." He raised his voice very high and said to the guards outside the partition.
He said, "I still have to clean up."
At this moment, the guards outside were too embarrassed to exchange glances. Because the atmosphere was so embarrassing... Brother Jue's words made it sound like the three of them were having a shit outside.
Just like that...more than a minute later, the door of the compartment opened.
Feng Bujue walked out quickly, turned the corner and went straight to the sink.
At that second, the three guards subconsciously glanced into the compartment, but within two seconds, their eyes followed Brother Jue's figure and moved away.
They didn't notice anything unusual in the compartment, and they didn't take a second look... after all, the space was so narrow that they could see everything at a glance.
"Okay." After more than ten seconds, Feng Bujue quickly washed his hands and walked out of the toilet, "Let's get on the road, don't keep the lady waiting."
Before he finished saying this, he had already walked out of the bathroom, and the three guards followed closely.
At this point, Jue Ge's drama of "going to the toilet" is over. At least in the eyes of the guards, there is nothing unusual about it.
However, just ten seconds after the four of them left the bathroom...
The door of the compartment that Feng Bujue used just now... moved without anyone touching it.
Then, a thin, stooped figure flashed out from the corner behind the door panel.
"Hiss, it's successful..." After Musashi Koganei stood still, he lowered his voice and let out his signature weird laugh.
The place where he appeared was the blind spot between the door panel and the wall. Looking from top to bottom, it was a triangular area. Its area was very small, and it was impossible for an adult to squeeze into this space.
But...Musashi Koganei, yes.
In terms of setting, he is a boy in the third grade of elementary school, and his body shape is slender. However... based on these two points alone, he still cannot hide in that corner. Because the place is really too narrow, otherwise it would not be possible.
Will be completely ignored by the guards.
The key point why Musashi Koganei can hide in that corner is that he is a character derived from nonsensical comedy animation. Moreover, one of his abilities in the animation is to twist his body and turn himself into noodles or even pieces of paper.
In the same state, it then rotates at high speed, creating multiple afterimages of the face (although just hearing the description may make people misunderstand that this is some kind of combat ability, it is not)...
"Well... we don't have much time..." Musashi Koganei walked out of the cubicle with two Mark II grenades in his hands and muttered something. "I have to hurry up..."
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On the other hand, Feng Bujue, who had "finished relieving his hands", took another elevator ride under the leadership of Dr. Cox.
This time, their destination was the underground level of the "left half" of the base.
"I hope that returning underground will not remind you of the terrible experience not long ago." When the elevator started, Dr. Cox muttered this without looking back.
"What? The decoration on the underground floor of your base...is it the same as the simulated underground laboratory of the former Soviet Union?" Feng Bujue continued.
Before Dr. Cox could reply, the elevator had already reached that floor.
buzz buzz
With the sound of the elevator door opening, a silver, bright corridor appeared in front of everyone.
All four sides of this corridor are cast from a metal that Feng Bujue cannot identify. It looks a bit like silver or stainless steel at first glance, but it reveals a sense of heaviness that is incomparable to the two.
The lighting equipment in the corridor is a light strip embedded in the wall and ceiling. This is consistent with the equipment Feng Bujue saw in Containment Room No. 15.
"Although there are big differences in appearance, details, and technological content,..." Cox thought as he walked out of the elevator, "the basic structure of our floor is indeed very similar to that of the underground laboratory. They are both made of
It is composed of many criss-crossing corridors.”
As she spoke, she walked forward.
Feng Bujue, surrounded by three guards, followed the doctor's footsteps.
After getting out of the elevator, after a distance of seven or eight meters, everyone came to the first intersection.
At this time, Cox suddenly stopped. He turned around and faced the wall of the corridor, stretched out his hand and touched it lightly.
Didi
One second later, two short chirps sounded immediately.
Immediately afterwards, the area on the wall that the doctor touched...the area about 40 centimeters square lit up like a monitor.
This kind of device is not a rare thing in this world. In this corridor, every other section, there will be a small "screen area" on the wall that can display images; as long as it is inside the foundation
If a person touches the screen area with his finger, a complete electronic map will be displayed. The map will also indicate the current coordinates of the person who touches the screen.
"The technology tree here is obviously not crooked. There are a lot of very convenient gadgets." Feng Bujue looked at the doctor's actions and immediately understood the principle of the equipment on the wall.
"What about your side?" Cox finished reading the map and continued walking, answering as he walked, "All technological power is used in 'interdimensional travel', 'life cycle' and various 'war weapons'
Yet?"
Her words are undoubtedly a test. Based on her observations of all SCP-32-1 (players) that have appeared so far, it is not surprising to draw such a conclusion.
"Haha... you will know in a moment." Feng Bujue smiled secretly and replied in a deep voice.
His response was a double entendre; on the surface, it sounded like he was saying, "You'll know when I explain the principles of SCP-32 to you later." But in fact, what Brother Jue meant was, "Wait a little longer,
When Musashi-Koganei causes a commotion, you can see with your own eyes that I will show you various super-dimensional powers."
However, just when Feng Bujue thought that his plan was 70% to 80% complete, a shocking incident... happened.
[The main mission has been changed]
"Huh?" At that moment, the system voice suddenly sounded in Brother Jue's ears, making him immediately startled, "What? Main line change?"
Indeed, this is very unreasonable.
The goal of the system is already very clear, which is to prevent Feng Bujue from further investigating the "Thriller Paradise". Under this premise, how can the main mission be changed?
"Something's wrong..." Brother Jue quickly opened the game menu and looked at the changed mission content [Your plan has been exposed].
"What?" Feng Bujue couldn't believe his eyes. He repeated twice in his mind in different tones, "What!"
At this moment, the content that appeared in Brother Jue's taskbar could no longer be said to be a task. It was more like... the system was talking to him through the taskbar.
[Fifteen seconds ago, Musashi Koganei was captured by the Foundation]
Before Feng Bujue came to his senses, another system prompt came to his ears. This time, the system even skipped the taskbar steps and directly transmitted the information by voice.
"How is this possible?" Under this extremely abnormal turn of events, Brother Jue still maintained a high degree of vigilance and quick thinking. "Could it be that... the foundation has interfered with the system in some way? Or... the sound at the moment is not at all
It comes from the system, but is disguised by the foundation in some way?"
His hypothesis was considered reliable, but it was quickly overturned by him. It was possible that the "voice" was disguised, but the information displayed in the player's game menu... it was impossible for the Foundation to intervene.
[There are nanobots in the coffee you drink]
The next reminder was like an enlightenment, making Brother Jue's mind buzz.
[At this moment, the visual signals received by your pupils and the auditory signals received by the eardrums have been synchronized]
"This ******..." Feng Bujue had already begun to curse in his heart.
Hearing this, he instantly understood that his summoning Musashi Koganei in the toilet, using the endless grenade magazine, and secretly assigning tasks to Musashi Koganei... had all been exposed.
However, this is not the reason why he cursed.
Feng Bujue's anger at this moment came from a sense of frustration, a feeling that he had almost never experienced... the feeling of missing a move.
Of course, this does not mean that he is inferior to his opponents in terms of intelligence or acting skills.
The "one trick" that Brother Jue missed had nothing to do with "people"; he did not lose in the game between people, but lost in the technology and knowledge of this plane that was hundreds of years ahead of his dimension.
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He is like a counselor who has traveled from ancient times to the modern battlefield. Even though this counselor is countless times more strategically and tactically superior to contemporary counselors, he can still be easily defeated by a bug...
[The game menu and system voice are perceived by brain waves and cannot be detected. Next, please do as I say]
While Feng Bujue was still trying to figure out the situation in front of him, the system of Horror Paradise...actually identified itself as "I" and began to issue direct instructions to him...(To be continued.)