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Chapter 1072 Give help, fee help, peeps

In terms of dynamic vision and reaction speed, Feng Bujue is definitely the fastest among these five heroes.

He was the first person to capture the black shadow, but... he didn't move.

There are two reasons why he didn't move: First, the sequelae of [Demon Arrival] have just been eliminated, and he hasn't had time to drink a sip of survival supplement. If he acts randomly when his physical energy is only 5%, he might

He was killed inexplicably; secondly... Brother Jue believed that the speed of the black shadow was not enough to pose any threat to Flea Man.

Sure enough, half a second later, Flea Man raised his arm without changing his expression, turned around and blocked... and accurately stopped the black shadow's attack.

In the midst of the electric light and flint, Feng Bujue noticed... At the moment of blocking, another blue carapace appeared on the forearm of Flea Man's arm; it seems that the secretion and condensation speed of this subcutaneous secretion are very fast.

It's controllable, and it can be very fast...

"Look... what I'm talking about." Flea Man maintained his blocking posture and said calmly to his teammates, "That's what these guys are like... they do whatever they say."

After the black shadow's attack failed, it seemed that he realized that Flea Man was stronger than himself, so he turned back and stood a few meters away.

At this time, his appearance was revealed to everyone. He was a humanoid creature wrapped in black rags (at least it looked like cloth). Only two hands and a pair of eyes were exposed. His figure

He is tall and burly, with extraordinary power, but his whole body emits waves of dirty odor that cannot be concealed, which makes people look at him with suspicion.

"Who is here? Dare you intrude on my 'Give Gang' territory?" Two seconds later, the man in black robe shouted loudly, speaking in an authentic Jianghu accent.

"What kind of help do you mean?" Feng Bujue couldn't hold it back and interrupted to ask.

"Help!" the other party repeated loudly, and immediately stretched out a long leg from under the black robe.

Immediately afterwards, he reached out and pushed aside his thick, dark, knotted and bifurcated leg hair, revealing a tattoo on his thigh.

The tattoo consists of three English letters (the Beggar Star uses standard English) forming g.a.y.

"Great! Absolute! Yooooo..." After showing off his tattoo, the guy shouted their gang's slogan loudly.

Feng Bujue stared at him with wide eyes for two seconds, and then...he quickly took a sip of supplements to calm down the shock.

"Huh! You know you're scared, right?" The big black man said proudly after seeing Brother Jue's expression. "If you know it, get out of here and don't come close to our territory!"

At this request, Flea Man snorted disdainfully.

Before he could speak, Green Meteor stepped forward. He pointed at the man who was "helping" and said: "Stop talking nonsense! Yu Chaolian is doing things, and you should stay out of the way."

"Huh?" Upon hearing the words Yu Chaolian, the big man in black robes was instantly startled and took three steps back, "Yu...Universe Superheroes Alliance?"

"Haha..." The banana addict took a few steps forward and said with a smile, "Exactly."

"Tch..." the black-robed man continued, "You say so? Do you have any evidence to prove that you are the hero of the Yuchao League?"

"Hmph...of course there is evidence..." Sierra snorted coldly when she heard this, and replied aggressively, "But is it necessary to show it to a trash fish like you?"

"Forget it, it doesn't hurt to show it to him." Flea Man was relatively calm. After thinking about it, he walked to the front again, took out his [Hero ID Card] and waved it reluctantly at the big man in black robe. "What if?

If you know the goods, go and say hello to the big guys in your gang, we are just passing by to take advantage of it... As long as you don't stop us, everyone will be fine."

There are steel seals on the hero ID cards, and the black-robed man's eyesight is obviously very good, so he saw the words "planet level" at a glance (by the way, although Feng Bujue's authority is already at the galaxy level)

, but his card has not been changed yet, and the stamp on the card is still "city level").

"Hmm..." The big man in black robe pondered for a moment and responded. "Okay... I'll report it right away." He paused, "We don't want to offend a 'planetary hero'."

After saying that, he suddenly ran away just like when he came. He flashed back to the forest in the highland... and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Have you scared a planet-level hero away..." Feng Bujue thought after seeing this, "Enemies in a C-level crisis are not good after all... But... the name 'gay gang' is really amazing...

..." Thinking of this, he suddenly realized, "Speaking of it, in this universe, there are really endless kinds of weird characters and names...Basically, every five characters you meet, there is bound to be one that is full of flaws.

Guys are mixed in..."

To be honest... If you think about it carefully, when Brother Jue was on the Shrugged and Zhazhazhazha planets, he met almost all such characters... The one-fifth probability might be even lower.

"Don't trust him too much. The begging star has no credibility at all." Ten seconds after the big man in black robe left, Flea Man spoke again and reminded him.

"Don't worry, I know them very well." Sierra continued, "Before joining the Yuchao League, I went to the training camp of the urban management stars for a while. At that time, I often had conflicts with the begging stars.

.”

"Hey..." Green Meteor continued, "Are you sure that can be called a 'conflict'?"

"Ha... that's right." Sera said awkwardly, "In front of a fighting race like the urban management star, the beggar star usually only gets beaten."

The few of them were just chatting while following Flea Man into the "Shaly Grove Heights".

This is a blue land, as blue as blueberries...

The main component of this color is plants.

Because the atmospheric environment, subordinate stars, and soil conditions of the park star are quite different from those of the earth, the natural landscape here is also very different from that of the earth.

There are orange sunshine, yellow clouds, blue plants and red water...

Of course, the above-mentioned colors are not absolute, but generally speaking... just like the plants on the earth are not all green.

"Well...even though he said to 'slow down', he was still walking a bit fast..." Feng Bujue had physical problems shortly after entering the highland area, and he thought in his mind, "

There is no need to worry about the survival value for the time being, but physical fitness cannot be restored with supplements... If he follows up at his pace, I will have to lie down again after running for another minute."

At this point, it was impossible for Feng Bujue to propose such a suggestion as "Let's rest where we are for a while." He could only think of other ways.

However... there is not much else to do.

"Do you want me to shave my head here?" Brother Jue thought again, "No...it would be more reliable to find a reason to leave the team temporarily."

Just when he was about to resort to the ultimate method of "Shit Escape", he didn't expect...something happened ahead.

"Ah" a scream came from dozens of meters in front of everyone.

When Flea Man heard the sound, he paused for a moment. Then he turned around and glanced around his teammates. After making eye contact with other heroes (mainly because he looked at others, others could not see any expression on his face), Flea Man nodded.

, rushed over first.

Green Meteor, Banana Addict, and Sera Jon followed closely behind. Only Feng Bujue... fell at the back of the team, staggering and panting as he chased after them.

The other heroes were simply concentrating on the situation in front of them, and did not notice that Brother Jue in the rear showed obvious fatigue.

A few seconds later, Flea Man had arrived at the place where the cry came from, and saw a begging starman who was lying on the ground groaning.

"You... who are you?" When the beggar star saw Flea Man, he was filled with surprise and suspicion, but he couldn't run away because his waist was restrained by a ring-shaped light energy trap. Not only could he not move, but it was also leaking out.

Blood……

While he was asking questions in panic, four other people also arrived one after another and saw this scene.

It wasn't until this moment that Feng Bujue could truly see the appearance of the "Begging Star People" race (the soldier who had given the gang before was wrapped too tightly) with a chestnut-shaped head and a skinny V-shaped torso, with three

Long, narrow arms with joints, and a pair of long, rugged legs.

Compared to the guy just now whose leg hair was so thick that it made you want to burn it, the beggar star caught in the trap in front of you was smooth and smooth; he was only wearing a short jacket and a pair of pants, which were exposed.

The other parts are all bare, not even a hair can be seen.

It is worth mentioning that...this man actually has a tattoo on his leg, and the word on the tattoo is f.a.g.

"Don't be nervous, we are the heroes of the Yuchao Alliance." When Flea Man said this, he had already helped the opponent destroy the "Photon Hunting Trap" with his bare hands. "You are from the 'Fei Gang', right?" He looked at

After looking at the other person’s tattoo, he asked.

"Yu Chaolian?" The beggar star did not respond to Flea Man's question. Instead, he whispered these three words again and murmured to himself, "What is Yu Chaolian doing here..."

"Ah! Oh no!" Suddenly, his expression changed. Before he could finish his words, he turned around and ran away.

The begging stars seemed to have good skills. This man was obviously still injured, but he still jumped and jumped with very flexible and fast movements... and rushed into the nearby trees.

Immediately afterwards, another messy sound of stepping on the grass sounded from that direction, accompanied by shouts from several different voices.

"There! They're from the Fei Gang!"

"Asshole! He must be here to steal change again!"

"Hurry up and chase him! He's injured and can't run far!"

"Catch him! Hit the soles of his feet!"

This line that makes people feel sick just listening to it is getting lighter and lighter, indicating that the person who said these words is also drifting away...

Feng Bujue stared with dead eyes. The corners of his mouth twitched and he said: "I really regret not reading the relevant information settings of this mission before coming back..."

…………

At the same time, in a control room at the Yuchaolian headquarters.

buzz buzz

The sound of the "light curtain door" unfolding announced that someone had entered the house.

"A universe week ago, I changed the code for the door of this room." Sitting in front of the console, Toad Man said without looking back. It was obvious that he knew who was coming without even looking.

"Haha..." Tinfoil Man smiled and walked towards Toad Man, "If you don't want me to come in, then you should change a lock that I can't break."

"For example?" Toad Man asked.

"On Earth, there is something called a door latch." Tinfoil Man smiled, "Have you heard of it?"

"Are you referring to the original design that can only lock the door from one side?" Toad Man asked.

"Sometimes the most original design is the most effective." Tinfoil Man spread his hands and said easily, "No matter how advanced technology and knowledge we have mastered, there is always something worth learning from the wisdom of our ancestors. …Wise men of every era start to think by standing on the shoulders of their predecessors, so humility should be a basic etiquette.”

"Hmm... that makes sense." Toad Man stared at the screen in front of him and continued coldly, "Your words reminded me, and I suddenly thought that I could use a more primitive method to keep you out. "

"Oh? What is that?" Tinfoil Man asked curiously.

Toad Man turned around, looked at his friend expressionlessly, and said word by word: "Get! out!"

It seems that... the "original method" that Toad Man mentioned is to simply open your mouth and drive people away.

"Hahahaha..." Tinfoil Man couldn't help laughing, "Enway, your sense of humor always surprises me." When he said this, his eyes just moved to Toad Man. On a screen, "Hey... wait, what is this screen? A standard room in the hero dormitory?"

The next second, Tinfoil Man suddenly showed a "every man knows" expression (let's face it, this expression is objectively a lewd smile), and punched Toad Man on the shoulder: "Hey ! Enwei, I really didn’t see it! You are actually this kind of person!” Although what he said was very serious, his tone when he said it didn’t mean that at all, “Tell me! Which heroine’s room is this? Toad Woman? Sexy Mayfly? Wait... Is it a male hero's room? You..."

"To be precise..." Toad Man ignored Tinfoil Man's words and actions and calmly continued what he just said, "This is Room Z250."

"I remember the z250 is..." Tinfoil Man's brain power is amazing. The amount of information he can remember and recall is beyond the reach of the human brain. "Poker Man's room?"

"Yes." Toad Man replied, "However, my focus is not on his room now, because you can also see...he is not in the room now, but on the park star."

"I was just about to ask." Tinfoil Man immediately regained his serious expression and continued, "Where did that picture next to it come from?"

"I hacked off the banana-eater's armor. As long as he still wears that helmet, I can see what he sees." Toad Man replied nonchalantly.

"You are getting more and more excessive..." Tinfoil Man squinted at the other party and said, "You just want to spy on Poker Man, and you also want to include other people..."

"Quack~" Toad Man interrupted without letting the other person finish his sentence (please note that Toad Man's "quack" here is not meant to be cute; on his planet, this is the same as saying "boo" to us humans)

(one meaning) said, "Do you want to watch it with me...or do you want to talk to me next to me?"

Hearing this, the Tinfoil Man curled his lips and simply dragged a chair over: "Let me make it clear first that if something goes wrong, I won't take the blame." (~^~)


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