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Chapter 327 South Park (1)

[Crazy but not aware, level 29]

【Please select the game mode you want to join.】

[You have chosen the single-player survival mode (nightmare), please confirm.]

[Confirmed, the script is being generated...]

[Loading starts, please wait.]

"Welcome to the horror paradise." The voice that read the lines this time sounded very familiar, just like the deep male voice that often appears in the trailers of European and American blockbusters.

[Loading completed, you are currently in single-player survival mode (nightmare). 】

[This mode provides an introduction to the script, and there is a chance that side lines/hidden tasks and special world views will appear.]

[Scenario clearance reward: When settling the reward, you can get 80% of the basic experience bonus for clearance.]

[The script introduction will be played soon, and the game will start immediately after the playback is completed. 】

"Oh, this reward is really high." Feng Bujue read the prompt and said: "Even though the time required for a single person to survive will be relatively short, this is a nightmare difficulty, and the reward at the end of the settlement is definitely not bad, 80%

The experience for clearing the level is doubled."

In fact, there is nothing to be excited about. For those RMB players who use double experience cards, every game will receive a 100% base experience bonus...

At this time, the title CG starts to play.

The picture that appeared in front of Feng Bujue actually felt like a paper-cut animation. It looked very childish and "cartoon" style.

But when Feng Bujue saw the first scene, his expression changed drastically, and he said in shock: "No way..."

In the picture, there is a scene of blue sky, white clouds and bright sunshine.

There are dark green mountains in the distance. There is white snow on the top of the mountains.

The camera moved down, and many square-shaped houses of different colors appeared. A smooth gray road ran in front of those houses.

【This is a small town located in Colorado, USA.】

"No, no, no, no..." Feng Bujue repeated as if he was hypnotizing himself, "It's impossible... This is impossible!"

[This is a quiet, small, useless, rural, remote, nameless, childish, simple, peasant-conscious, country bumpkin, right-wing, flat-headed nail, truck driving, outdated

, rustic, inbred, messy, expired, remote, poor, fortressed... small mountain village.]

【here it is……】

The system voice said here. In the close view of cg, a wooden sign appeared on a piece of snow with the word "southpark" written on it.

【South Park.】

"Ah——!!!!!!" Feng Bujue screamed.

A second later, he shouted again: "Ah——!!!"

He didn't know why he was doing this...

[According to accurate data from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the world is experiencing a severe economic recession and ecological crisis like a plague. The reason is... the Peruvian panpipe band.]

[They are spread all over the world, playing Peruvian music in places where tourists and shoppers are concentrated. In some areas, there are an average of 65 Peruvian panpipe bands per square kilometer.]

【And all this will be suspended this morning...】

At this point, the script officially begins.

At this moment, Feng Bujue's painting style has become the same as that of this script. It has become a flat paper-cut style.

He stood on a snowy mountain near South Park. There was thick snow under his feet. There were a few sparse fir forests around him. There was plenty of sunshine above his head, and the field of vision was wide. From here, he could see the small town at the foot of the mountain.

The town doesn’t look like anything special…

The strange thing is that in this place surrounded by snow, he doesn't feel cold. Physically, the surrounding temperature is about 20 degrees, and the humidity is just right, making him feel very comfortable.

"This is going to kill me..." Feng Bujue broke into a cold sweat. He had never seen him show such a level of tension in any script: "Pan flute band... Pan flute band..." He quickly

Searching for memories about the animation "South Park" in his brain, "There it is! Episodes ten to eleven of the twelfth season ic."

Feng Bujue had already remembered the general plot, and almost at the moment he remembered it, the system prompt came:

[The main mission has been triggered]

【Survived attacks by jimbo and ned.】

"Jimbo and Ned..." Feng Bujue's face twitched, and he immediately began to look around with vigilance: "Are these two guys hunting..."

Just as he said this to himself, he heard a shout from the distance: "It's rushing towards us~"

As soon as the roar started, the sound of submachine gun fire followed closely.

Feng Bujue knew without even thinking that the bullet was aimed at him. He put his head in his hands and dodged in the opposite direction of the sound.

In fact, his reaction was already slow. If he ran after hearing the gunshot, he would definitely not be able to outrun the bullet.

Fortunately, Feng Bujue had two layers of protection: [Artemis' Embrace] and [Echo Armor]. Therefore, although he was hit by more than ten bullets in two seconds, he still lost no survival points.

It took Feng Bujue five seconds to hide behind a big rock, temporarily entering the opponent's shooting blind spot. But just as he took a breath, he heard Jimbo shouting to Ned in the distance: "Ned!

It's hiding behind the rocks, let's drop the bomb!" D's voice sounded like a robot (Ned suffered from throat cancer due to excessive smoking and lost his right arm due to the war, so he needed to use a voice generator against his throat to speak),

He replied with his magnetic electronic voice and his always straight tone: "Understood——"

Feng Bujue could only leave his position again, and ran while shouting: "I am a human! Human!"

But his words were obscured by the sound of machine gunfire and the ensuing explosions.

"There is no way to continue like this." Feng Bujue quickly realized that the situation was serious. His survival value was only 90% (because he was equipped with the [Colonial Alchemy Amplification Device]). Even with the protection of powerful equipment, he was still

The automatic rifle fired repeatedly, and it was impossible to remain unscathed. Besides, the firepower of Jimbo and Ned was at the level of arms dealers. God knows what they would come up with in a while.

Feng Bujue didn't want to tangle with them anymore. Instead of trying to rush in front of these two people to prove that he was a human being, he might as well run away and run into the town. These two "hunting" lunatics would stop messing around...

…should.

Thinking of this, the Spiritual Consciousness Gathering Technique suddenly activated, and he turned into a swift shadow, avoiding the opponent's firepower, and ran towards the foot of the mountain.

At the beginning of this script, Feng Bujue had no chance to experiment with the summoning skill, so he was beaten and fled in panic.

He also knew very well that in the world of South Park, no place or character was safe, and no one's IQ, logic, and outlook could be trusted...

This place seems harmonious, but for an outsider like him, it is more dangerous than hell... (To be continued)

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