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Chapter 363 Toy War (16)

"Uh...Professor x?" Feng Bujue asked.

"Yes." Professor X replied in his infectious and friendly tone, "Hello."

"Wait a minute..." Xiao Tan reacted very quickly. He leaned into Brother Jue's ear and whispered, "No, this guy can read other people's thoughts... Then if he reads the prophet's..."

"Professor, I want to ask, what is your super power?" Feng Bujue ignored Xiao Tan and asked the professor knowingly.

Unexpectedly, the Lego Professor X replied: "I have no superpowers."

"Ah?" Xiaotan was stunned, "No way?"

"This is an obvious thing." Feng Bujue turned his head and whispered to his teammates: "Toys cannot have mental abilities such as 'memory reading' or 'thought control'." He shrugged, "If they really do...

…Then it’s meaningless that you lowered your voice just now, because he already knew your words before you said them.”

"Oh..." Xiao Tan nodded, then moved to the next position after a few seconds, "Eh? Then Professor, don't you have any fighting ability?"

"Haha...knowledge is power. Even without superpowers, I can still do a lot of things." Professor

"No, no, no, I didn't mean that." The kind-hearted Xiao Tan quickly waved his hands to deny.

"Well, very good." Professor

Crush your skull."

"Hey... this is completely dark... he obviously cares a lot about his lack of superpowers... and he has already said those two words twice." Xiao Tan muttered in a low voice.

.

Feng Bujue took a step forward and changed the topic: "Well... Professor, since you can't use telepathy, how do you know that 'they are already here'?"

"I was just running an errand for the prophet and came here to deliver a message." Professor

He took out a pistol. "Suffer death, you two impolite brats!"

After saying that, he jumped out of the wheelchair and started shooting randomly.

Brother Jue and Xiao Tan were frightened at that time, rolling out on both sides and scurrying away with their heads in their hands.

Fortunately, "Professor

At this time, there was only a whooshing sound, and a red shadow came in an instant. He snatched the gun from "Professor

Thor, Superman’s old enemy and one of the classic villains, it’s time to take medicine!”

While speaking, Lego Flash pushed Luther back into the wheelchair and pressed a button on the back of the wheelchair. However, several building blocks popped out from both sides of the wheelchair, tying up the crazy bald man and making him

He couldn't move.

"Ah - let me go! I am Professor

"Sorry." Another blue figure instantly appeared beside Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi at a speed not inferior to that of lightning. He is Lego Quicksilver (quick private lver, son of Magneto. Basically Marvel's Lightning).

Xia), "He will have some mental symptoms as soon as the medicine stops. Last week, he was shirtless and put some paint on his body, trying to impersonate Kratos. Later, he was filmed by the Hulk."

"What kind of trouble is it to find such a person to report the news..." Xiao Tan replied.

"In short...according to the prophet's information, two members of Novel ignored the security patrol and were approaching the Lego House. They will arrive soon." Kuaiyin continued, "The prophet means that you are invited to come.

Deal with them outside."

"Oh? You brought it to your door yourself." Feng Bujue sneered, "Huh... you are quite brave, guys from the Survey Corps..."

"How many times are you going to use this kind of costume joke..." Xiao Tan said weakly. Obviously, in the two weeks between the end of "Cang Ling Sword" and "I am a writer", Feng Bu

I often make fun of Xiyu's clothes.

"Okay, let's leave now." Feng Bujue said, then jumped onto the "Lego Pufferfish Gladiator" and opened the hatch of the cockpit.

The shape of this mecha is like a long-legged puffer fish. The whole machine has two parts, one is the body (a fish doesn’t have a trunk and a head anyway), and the other is the two legs (tapered legs,

Unable to straighten, and the bones are abnormal).

Moreover, this LEGO Blowfish Gladiator (hereinafter referred to as the Blowfish Gladiator) only has legs and no hands. It can be seen from Musashi Koganei's words "It's done" that he didn't build the hands because he didn't have enough time, but just to make the mecha look weird.

I didn't make it...

The cockpit of this thing is similar to that of a biplane, one in front of the other, and it can accommodate a total of two people. What is more puzzling is, how does this thing fight? And... a robot that doesn't even have hands requires two pilots

What do the members do? Do each of them control one leg?

"Oh, this control is quite simple and clear." After Feng Bujue jumped into the main cockpit ahead, he found that there were only two joysticks and a knob-type switch in front of him. The left side of the knob said "off" and the right side said "on."

", and the two operating levers, you don't need to think about it, control the swing of the left and right legs. There are six superfluous words written directly in front of the operating table - mobile control system.

Xiao Tan also jumped onto the mecha and entered the co-cockpit at the rear. Unexpectedly, he was shocked as soon as he sat in: "Hey! Why are there so many buttons!"

"Huh?" Feng Bujue found it unbelievable when he heard this. In the main cockpit in front of him, there are only three controllable parts in total, and it seems that there is really no need for the fourth thing. There are still some in the back.

What?

"Let me take a look." Feng Bujue climbed out of his cockpit, took two steps on the top of the mecha, came to the back position above the "fish tail" and looked into the co-cockpit.

I don't know if I look at it. I feel like I'm wet... In the cockpit where Xiaotan is looking, there are hundreds of buttons in front of and on both sides, as well as push rods, knobs, tact switches, various instruments, and indicator lights.

Wait. The most outrageous thing is... In a very conspicuous position, there is a button covered by a small glass cover. There is also a yellow and black nuclear weapons warning sign painted next to it...

Finally, four words were written above the console in front of the co-cockpit - Weapon System.

"This fucking meow is really perverted!" Lian Feng Bujue couldn't help shouting loudly, "The mobility system is simpler than a bumper car, but the weapon system is made like a universal continuously enhanced mobile arsenal (general_unilateral_neuro)

-link_disperprivateve_autonofanc_maneuver) is the same!"

"I don't know why...I always feel like I can destroy the world just by sitting here and rolling my face on the keyboard..." Xiao Tanxu continued with eyes.

"Hmm... no, calm down and think about it... a weapon made with only twenty minutes and less than a box of Lego bricks cannot be so powerful as to be exaggerated." Feng Bujue pondered: "Maybe...

...It seems like there are a lot of buttons, but in fact most of them are useless and useless devices. For example...a bunch of buttons are all used to adjust the humidity and temperature in the cockpit, and only one or two are real weapons."

"Haha... you have tried it slowly..." Xiaotan said, pushing open the hatch of the co-pilot and standing up. With a push of his arms, he reached the main cockpit in front, "I'll take control.

move."

Feng Bujue didn't care. He jumped down from the "fish tail" and entered the co-cockpit full of adjustable parts. "Whatever... let's go."

When Xiao Tan heard this, he turned the knob in front of him to the on side, then pulled the operating lever to control the puffer fish fighter to move forward.

"Hey... push and pull only take one step at a time..." Xiaotan realized this serious problem after less than ten steps of controlling the robot. "And the speed and frequency of the legs are exactly the same as my hand speed of pulling the joystick."

It’s consistent.”

"So what?" Feng Bujue asked.

"Using this driving method of repeatedly pushing and pulling the joystick consumes almost as much physical energy as walking upside down with both hands..." Xiao Tan replied.

"Hmph..." Feng Bujue snorted disdainfully and raised his right hand. "That's just because you are not strong enough. If it were me, I could do it with one hand..."

"Hey!" Xiao Tan shouted and interrupted, "What's there to show off with this wretched self-confidence!"

…………

At the same time, outside the Lego house, on top of a shelf.

In the shadows, a sharp gaze was pointed through the scope of a sniper rifle at the only exit of the Lego House.

This is a perfect sniper spot. It is high up, with no wind on all sides, and a moderate distance. However, there is not even a bunker at the exit of the Lego House, and it is completely open.

With the help of night vision goggles, Sadling can clearly observe the situation there, and even a fly (of course, a fly may be about the same size as a mouse to them now) can't even think of flying over.

"All we have to do now is wait..." Xiyu squatted next to Bei Ling with a night vision binoculars. The two of them, as a combination of snipers and observers, have a very tacit understanding of each other, and they are out of Bei Ling's sight.

Shi Yu will be responsible for any changes, and there will be no mistakes.

"Actually, they may have left the Lego House and returned to the occupied area of ​​Clas Private Company." Sadling still maintained his aiming posture and did not move at all as he spoke.

Xiyu continued, "We received the report from the Guards at 1:53, and the time Wujue and Xiaotan entered the Lego House was about 1:40. If they went in to complete a task or lead

Logically speaking, the plot won’t come out soon.”

"What if they, like us, ignore the night guard and still dare to be outside after 1:55?" said Bei Ling, "Then they will have about ten minutes to escape before we arrive.

"

"Well... there are two premises for this hypothesis... First, they completed what they had to do in the Lego house at an extremely fast speed; second, they don't want to fight us yet." Xiyu said thoughtfully.

: "In an unconscious style..."

"For side lines or hidden missions, the team leader is likely to temporarily avoid us." Bei Ling said, "And this kind of avoidance will not be counted as a 'negative game' by the system, it can only be regarded as a strategic detour."

"If they have really returned to Clas Private's territory, our situation here will be very dangerous." Siyu said.

Sad Spirit took a long breath: "I have already thought about it. The security inspection ends at 2:15 in the morning. From then on, we will wait for another 15 minutes. If no one is there by 2:30, or

It was during this period that we were discovered by those toys that were hostile to us, so we retreated first. Then we used the military power to make a deal."

At this moment, while the two men from the girls' group were analyzing and discussing various reasonable strategies, the two gentlemen from the boys' group who were driving perverted mechas were approaching the exit of the Lego House.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta... The puffer fish fighter ran forward with long strides.

Xiao Tan, who was sitting in the main cockpit, was as tired as a grandson... Brother Jue, on the other hand, was bored, holding his cheek with one hand and yawning in the passenger cockpit.

"Speaking of which, we should let Musashi and Koganei just make a flying vehicle, right? Approaching the enemy from the air is the fastest and safest way." Xiaotan complained while panting heavily.

"If you want to say so...then wouldn't it be more convenient for us to approach the enemy's position directly from the top of the shelf, or for me to take you to a higher place to get closer to the target using moon steps?" Feng Bujue said.

"Eh? That's right!" Xiaotan continued.

"Yes, of course I have thought of all these plans." Feng Bujue added, "But in that case, wouldn't I be the one who sticks out my tongue from exhaustion?"

"Huh?" Xiao Tan said angrily, "You are just cheating your teammates!"

"That's not true." Feng Bujue rested his head on his hands and leaned back on the chair, "Don't forget... you climbed into the main cockpit by yourself..."

A second later, there was a "pop" sound from the front, which must have been Xiao Tan's slap in the face.

"Something... came out..." Sad Spirit suddenly said.

When Siyu saw that she didn't fire, she knew something was wrong. She then pointed the telescope at the area in front of the Lego house. When she saw the object in her sight, she put down the telescope... and rubbed her eyes.

, and then lift it up.

"I bet fifty cents that I didn't realize I was inside." Xiyu said in a cold and straightforward tone.

"These Lego monsters were built by those two idiots themselves, right..." Sadling responded with a sad tone that said, "These two idiots are hopeless."

"If this is a toy that originally existed in the script..." Siyu continued, "then it will definitely never be sold."

"Besides, it's impossible for toys to run around during security inspections." Sadling said while filling a special bullet into the sniper rifle, "This would be interesting... if the vehicle you are riding suddenly

The explosion, can they survive..." A dark smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and the muzzle of the gun in her hand was already aimed at the puffer fish fighter's torso.

boom--

The moment Sadling pulled the trigger, a thunderous sound pierced the sky, and a bullet shining with green light shot straight out. (To be continued...)


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