"Speaking of this, there is a reckless man in this dynasty. His surname is Miao, his name is Dai, and he is known as David Muers..." Feng Bujue's first sentence came out...it didn't sound like human words.
"What the hell..." Atobe muttered, "A foreigner... The last name should be Muirs and David. What do you mean by Muir and Dai? Are you just talking nonsense just to make things easier for you?"
Brother Jue's narration continues: "...he is a young police detective with a good wife named Tracy. Since his transfer, Muels has made a new partner named William Summer.
Seth. This man is nearly sixty years old, and his face is as black as coal. He was originally an African American..."
"Isn't this nonsense... Of course black people's faces are as black as coal..." Atobe thought.
"... Samoset was a man of great talent and wisdom. However, he was about to retire from the police force within seven days. On a rainy day, Muirs met him at the scene of a crime, only to find that he was in a shabby room.
In the middle, a fat corpse sat dead in front of the table, with his face buried in the sauce. On the wall behind the refrigerator, there was a message written - Taotie."
"Hey! What is this? The plot seems familiar!" Although there is an "uncle" in the name of the good-for-nothing uncle, he is actually in his early thirties. Strictly speaking, he is still an otaku. As a man with a lot of time,
He has watched a lot of old movies, so when Feng Bujue talked about this section, the good-for-nothing uncle quickly picked up on the clues...
"On the second day, a gold-medal litigator was found dead in the office, blood spattered five steps, and the word 'greed' was written on the floor..." Brother Jue continued.
After saying this, Honghu couldn't help it anymore and complained: "Are you going to retell the movie "Seven Deadly Sins" from beginning to end in eight screens..."
"The audience over there, don't interrupt." Feng Bujue stopped and said to Honghu in an impatient tone.
"That's right! Don't be nagging! If you don't want to hear it, just stay away." Lysende, who was sitting on his knees, also turned around and glared at Honghu, expressing his approval.
"Haha...hehe..." Honghu twitched the corners of his mouth and laughed dryly, "Okay, since you are Zhou Yu's Huang Gai..."
…………
In the next half hour, Feng Bujue added fuel to the fire, opened up his imagination, and vividly created the "Eight Screen Version of the Seven Deadly Sins".
After he finished speaking, the system prompt also rang [Side mission completed], and the prompt in the task bar also changed to [Describing seven crimes to satisfy the "hungry" Lysander, current progress is 7/7]
and was ticked off.
At this time, Tianma Xingkong and Lisende were sitting in exactly the same posture (that is, the state in which primary school students sit on the playground during a sports meeting), looking at Brother Jue with interest. As the story came to an abrupt end, they also posed
With an unfinished expression...
At this moment, Honghu was leaning against a big tree nearby, saying in a slightly surprised tone: "I actually finished listening..." In fact, he originally wanted to conduct reconnaissance nearby, but he was unknowingly stopped.
Brother Jue's voice attracted him, and he heard it till the end.
"Fu—although it's not a current story, it's really worthy of admiration for being able to tell it to this extent." Uncle Good-for-nothing commented while puffing out smoke.
Atobe continued: "Anyway, there is no need for us to contribute, and we are not judged for playing passive games. We can just watch Duan Bai's show..."
"Ah... I haven't tasted the taste of crime for a long time. I almost forgot... the fresh taste." After a while, Lissend stood up and took a long breath and said, "This should be enough for me.
It has lasted for 180 years."
"I can see... your life is quite lacking." Feng Bujue said with empty eyes.
"That's right..." Lissende continued, "What other entertainment can prisoners have in prison?"
Feng Bujue keenly caught something from the other party's words, and he continued: "Oh... are you also a prisoner?" He paused, "Then let me ask you if you know someone named 'Samodil'
guy?"
"I have no obligation to answer you, human being." Lissende looked at Brother Jue and said, "Everything on Jue Mo Island is a transaction." He stood up, and his voice became very cold, "I will abide by the rules in advance.
The promise..." He said, then reached out and handed his ax to Atobe, "You'd better not cross the line..." A sharp light flashed in his eyes, "Lest I change my mind."
"Well... that's all we have to say..." Feng Bujue thought in his heart. The next second, he turned his head and glanced at Honghu.
Honghu also quickly winked at Brother Jue. At this moment, both of them knew very well that the accompanying reward of "Faith in Wisden" was their last chance to obtain information from Lysander. This NPC had already
No other useful information will be given.
"Damn...it turns out that this ax can't bring out the script." Atobe had already held the one-meter-long ax in his hand and read the description of the item.
[Name: The trash-talking dryad must die]
[Type: Weapon]
[Quality: Excellent]
[Attack power:???]
[Attribute: None]
[Special effect: Causes fixed damage to the "Tree of Taunt", and can only cause the basic damage of an ordinary ax to any other target]
[Equipment conditions: Select Idient as your faith, it cannot be traded after picking it up]
[Can the script be brought out: No]
[Remarks: This ax is the work of the legendary dwarf craftsman "Al. Quandei". Once, he passed through a forest and encountered several "trees of ridicule", although these prank-loving tree spirits had no practical meaning.
Although they are extremely venomous and extremely hard, even if they are magical weapons, they can only cause slight damage to them. That day, Mr. Quande died after being humiliated and became angry. So he spent two days
Over time, he rushed to create this weapon that was specially designed to restrain the Tree of Mockery. Later... he also used the wood from the Tree of Mockery to create the infamous artifact - the "Mean Armor". Of course, that is a story for another day.]
"Okay, what about our reward?" Feng Bujue then asked Lesander.
"Here, this is yours." Lissende said, stretched out his thumb and pressed lightly on Brother Jue's shoulder.
In the blink of an eye, a strange spell mark appeared on the latter's shoulder.
"And you." Lysende turned around, walked towards Uncle Good-for-Nothing, and pressed another spell mark on his shoulder.
"When you need to use it, you can just put your hands on your shoulders." Liesend added.
"Uh...why don't you explain the principle and effect of this thing?" Feng Bujue asked.
"You will naturally know when the time comes," Lysander replied.
"I said it, but I didn't say it..." Feng Bujue muttered as he walked towards Atobu, "Hey, Atobu, let me take a look at the equipment description (after the version update, the function of checking the equipment information for teammates has been added)
, as long as the two people stand close to each other, the operation can be completed without handing the object to the other party).”
"So... I can ask you a question now, right?" Honghu walked towards Lysende and said seriously.
"Yes, just as I promised." Lysander replied, "Wisden believer, I will tell you a piece of 'information you need to know'." He paused for two seconds, "You are the God of Wisdom.
Believers should know what they should ask, right?"
"Hmm..." Honghu hesitated for a moment, then turned to look at his teammates.
The good-for-nothing uncle remained silent. Only God knew what his expression was under his sunglasses. Tianma Xingkong's thick eyebrows and big eyes always had a look on his face, and Honghu didn't expect him to come up with any good suggestions. Feng Bujue was looking at the traces intently.
It seems that he didn't intend to make any suggestions on this matter; while Atobe just shrugged and looked back at Honghu, as if to say: "I don't care..."
"Then..." Honghu saw that his teammates had no intention of interfering with him, so he took advantage of the situation and spoke according to his own opinion, "Please tell me... the fastest way to reach the Temple of Faith within our capabilities."
"Hmph... he is indeed a wise general..." Feng Bujue heard this and immediately thought in his mind, "I didn't ask for the coordinates, but asked for 'the fastest way to get there', and also added 'within the scope of ability'
The premise is amazing... even without the assistance of [Vajra Bell], I still made a very smart choice."
If it were Brother Jue who asked this question, he would definitely ask the same question. Although he also thought about... taking this opportunity to directly ask the question "What is the way to leave Jumo Island?", but considering
Considering the current actual situation (mainly due to time constraints), it is obviously more important to get through the difficulties of the main mission first. (To be continued.)
