Hearing the sound, everyone looked over and found that Brother Jue was squatting on the other side of the altar. They didn't know what he saw.
"Without further ado, come all over." Feng Bujue said loudly again.
Uncle Good-for-nothing and the others didn't find any valuable clues in these five minutes. When Brother Hearing said this, they gathered over without hesitation.
Not long after, four people stood behind him.
"I found two obvious clues..." Feng Bujue pointed to a protruding stone slab in front of him and said, "Look carefully, there are two patterns here,"
As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand and placed his palm on the stone slab and stroked it gently.
At this moment, the originally dark stones glowed a little, causing some orange light patterns to emerge, forming two miniature murals.
"The pattern on the left is quite obvious." Feng Bujue explained while pointing to the light pattern, "Look, it shows a group of people peeing on the altar and giving the middle finger."
"It's true..." Atobe broke into a cold sweat, "What kind of trouble is this..."
"This probably means asking us to desecrate the altar." Feng Bujue replied, "The specific form should not be limited to the content on the picture. Anyway, it just needs to use some worse means to anger the god and make him show up.
"
"It sounds like this is your specialty..." Honghu thought.
"Yes, I am very good at this... But don't make a decision in a hurry, because there is a second option." Feng Bujue said, and moved his hand to the pattern on the right, "This painting
It's a bit abstract, and it took me some time to understand..." He explained, "Look...this one sitting on the altar looks like an anemone at first glance, but it actually refers to a woman, to be precise - a girl.
.”
"Then...are you asking us to find a young girl to offer as a sacrifice?" Tianma Xingkong continued.
"Correct answer." Feng Bujue nodded. At the same time, he took back his hand and stood up.
"It's so dirty! Let me crush this obscene god with my iron fist of justice!" Tianma Xingkong said with absolute assurance.
"It is necessary to kill him. After all, the mission requires us to do so, but..." Feng Bujue paused and glanced at everyone with a meaningful look, "How to summon him is optional..."
"The method of summoning may affect the difficulty of the boss battle..." Honghu speculated.
"I think so too," said the good-for-nothing uncle, "But... there are no female players in our team, so I'm afraid we can only choose the first option..."
His words stopped here, because at this moment, he felt a burning gaze.
"Crazy brother...what do you want to do..." Uncle useless uncle became inexplicably nervous.
Brother Jue stared at Uncle Chai closely, his eyes looked like a pervert, and his tone was the same: "Brother Chai, you still remember... the magic sigil that Lessend gave you, right?"
After he reminded everyone, everyone remembered it.
"Yes, there is also this trick!" Honghu continued.
Atobu thought: "Is it a disguise ability..."
Tianma Xingkong didn't express any opinions, he just looked at Uncle Good-for-nothing with a smile on his face.
"It's enough for you to stop..." Uncle Good-for-nothing replied expressionlessly.
"You also said that you 'can only' choose the first method of summoning when you have no other choice." Feng Bujue put on a serious look again, "This shows that using the method of desecrating the altar to summon Bo
ss, it’s really a bad idea..." He paused and then said, "But right now...we are not helpless, are we?"
"I would rather make the boss battle more difficult..." Uncle Good-for-nothing replied, "I will be responsible for any losses."
"As a professional player... you have to put your team first..." Feng Bujue stepped forward and patted the good-for-nothing uncle on the shoulder, saying with sincerity.
"Your dirty, expectant eyes have betrayed you once again..." Uncle Good-for-nothing pushed Brother Jue's hand away.
"Okay..." Feng Bujue shrugged, "Since you have such a repulsive attitude towards exciting things like pretending to be a girl..." As he spoke, he took a step forward and stepped onto the altar.
"We have no choice but to use the first method."
"What are you doing...are you going to do a striptease?" Atobe said with vacant eyes, "If so, please be sure to say hello so that I can dig out my eyes in advance."
"Oh... forget it, girls will be girls." Uncle Good-for-nothing sighed and walked up to the altar, "Go down..." He gave Brother Jue a push, and the latter jumped back to the ground with the help of his strength.
"Oh! Is this the girly version of Uncle Good-for-nothing... I'm suddenly looking forward to it." Atobe immediately became energetic and said with his eyes widened.
"Hmph...a bunch of wretched guys..." Honghu adjusted his glasses and snorted coldly.
"Yulong, your hands that are trembling with excitement have betrayed you." Tianma Xingkong stood behind Honghu and said coldly.
"Xingya, your eyes that are as wide as copper bells have given you away..." Feng Bujue turned around and complained about Brother Ma.
"Actually, he is usually in this state..." Atobe gestured with his hands on his face, "He has always had such thick eyebrows and big eyes..."
Buzz——
While these guys were talking nonsense, Uncle Good-for-nothing put his hand on his shoulder and activated the talisman.
Suddenly, a white light appeared, and what appeared in front of the players was...
(After careful consideration, I decided to omit this description)
"Uh-huh..." The four players turned around suddenly at almost the same second and vomited on the ground behind them.
"Is this really a lie..." Uncle Good-for-nothing's voice didn't change at all when he said this, "Fortunately, I don't have a mirror. I don't want to end up like you."
"Surprisingly... such a thing happened..." Feng Bujue showed an unprecedented serious expression, "This appearance that breaks through the sky... no, breaks through dimensions... is really... um..."
Tianma Xingkong gasped in panic: "Damn it... As a hero, it's wrong to judge people by their appearance, but uh..."
"It's just because you wretched guys have raised the expectations that I...ah..." Honghu's vomit almost spurted straight from his esophagus to the ground.
"This has nothing to do with expectations!" Atobe shouted while taking advantage of the vomiting break, "I vomited without realizing it!"
"Hey! What are you talking about..." Feng Bujue replied, "Do I represent the lower limit of human beings?"
"Ha...you'll have to do it yourself." Uncle Good-for-nothing laughed and said, "Okay, the mission time is limited, stop making trouble and prepare to fight the boss." He said, slowly sat down, and then lay down on the altar, "
Next, I just need to lie flat, right?"
"Uh uh..." When the four of them heard the word "lie", some images flashed through their minds. Although they didn't look at Uncle Good-for-nothing, they couldn't help but vomited all over the floor again.
"Oh hahahaha..." Suddenly, a burst of hearty laughter came.
That voice is magnetic, rich and distant.
Along with the laughter, all the light stones in the entire hall burst into bright light. The light stung the players so hard that they could not open their eyes. Only the good-for-nothing uncle wearing sunglasses could see clearly the appearance of Walker... only one person could be seen.
A rift in time and space suddenly opened above the altar, and a figure slowly descended from it.
Wokol is an elf man with pointed ears. He wears a light green robe, fast boots, a hood over his shoulders, and a banjo on his back. He looks like a troubadour.
His appearance can be described as "beautiful". His eyebrows are like a painting, and his appearance is as majestic as a mountain. His movements and gestures have the softness and elegance of a woman, but also the strength and coldness of a man.
It has to be said that the contrast between him and the good-for-nothing uncle lying on the altar at the moment can be called "extreme"...
After a few seconds, the surrounding light dimmed, and the other four players also opened their eyes and looked back. By this time, the space-time rift had disappeared, leaving only Walker's figure hanging in the air.
The first line after this boss appears is like this...
"Haha... Believers, very good, you have sent me another lovely girl, I can't wait to play a song for her~ Haha... Come, let me see your face, my dear
Less... ah!!!"
That magnetic, deep, and distant voice shouted out a scream that can only be heard when killing a chicken.
"Ah - ah!" Walker really couldn't believe his eyes. When his eyes instinctively moved away, he couldn't help but take another look, so he screamed twice in succession.
"What kind of reaction is this..." Atobe looked at Boss with sympathetic eyes and muttered.
Feng Bujue continued: "This is...every time I look at it, it feels like my own balls have been kicked..."
"You, you, you..." Walker didn't know what to say. Before he could successfully organize a whole sentence, he couldn't help it...
The next second, Walker dropped from the air, ran to the corner, held the wall and started vomiting...
"Now!" Feng Bujue took out a kitchen knife and ordered.
"Oh!" Atobu, Honghu and Tianma Xingkong shouted in unison and rushed forward.
These four people took advantage of the deity's physical and mental state to be in a semi-collapsed state... and killed the boss with one fierce attack.
…………
five minutes later……
"Ah...it seems to have changed back." Uncle Good-for-nothing said.
The four people with their backs to him heard this and turned their heads one after another.
"God..." Atobe wiped his sweat, "Fortunately, this 'disguise' doesn't last long."
At this time, they have naturally completed the previous main mission [Within fifteen minutes, use the altar in the sacrificial hall to summon and defeat the wandering god Volkol]. The system prompt has already sounded, but the next mission has not yet been spawned.
.
"Huh..." Feng Bujue also let out a long breath, "This [beep——] is really the easiest boss I have ever killed..."
"Speaking of which...you were a little too harsh just now..." Tianma Xingkong glanced at the broken corpses in the corner and said, "Are you going to chop people into pieces? If it weren't for system protection, even a few of us would have been chopped down by you.
hurt."
"You're right... I really just chopped him up like stuffing." Feng Bujue's answer was always so unexpected, "Now... the rations are considered to be in place."
"You don't feel comfortable eating human flesh, Sky..." Atobe continued.
"Ah?" Feng Bujue turned his head with a ruthless expression, raised an arm and pointed at Walker's body and said, "Is this a human being? This is obviously a god, right? To say the least, this is also
An elf."
"It feels weird to eat elves..." Atobe replied.
"Tch... eating pigs and chickens, doesn't it feel strange to you?" Feng Bujue said, "When you see a humanoid creature, you feel compassion? Are you worthy of being turned into shit by you all those years ago?
A living creature? If you can, you can eat mushrooms for the rest of your life."
"Why mushrooms... Even if you want to be vegetarian, there are many choices..." Atobe thought.
"Yes, if you add cucumbers, eggplants, carrots, etc., it will be even more perfect." Feng Bujue added with a raised eyebrow.
"Don't go too far..." Atobe seemed to have heard the metaphor of this sentence, and continued with a look of displeasure, "Your obscene words and deeds with double traps are completely worthy of being reported!
"
"Anyway, I have to eat this time. You would rather starve. It's your freedom." Feng Bujue didn't bother to discuss it with them anymore. He turned around and walked towards Walker's body, "Next
The mission may be coming soon, I have to hurry up and bake some cooked meat so that I can eat some of it and save some of it."
"What a crazy person..." Looking at Brother Jue's back, Uncle Good-for-nothing muttered.
"A beast with a human face and a heart..." Tianma Xingkong continued.
"It's extremely vicious..." Hong Hu also said.
The three of them were talking as they followed Feng Bujue...
"Hey! Did you still follow me after all?" Atobe was scorned by this group of people, but after he finished complaining, he quickly showed a hesitant look.
Finally... prompted by his increasingly obvious hunger, he also joined...
…………
After a while, the fragrant aroma filled the hall.
The overflowing meat juices dripped from the pieces of meat and poured on the fire, making a sizzling sound.
"Well...the branches of these Trees of Mockery are indeed resistant to burning. Just two or three branches overlapped together can maintain such a fire for a long time." Feng Bujue chatted with his teammates without saying a word.
At this time, Brother Jue was holding his kitchen knife horizontally, using the blade as an iron plate to grill a piece of meat cut from the ribs.
"I know you want to lighten the atmosphere, but I think... it's better for everyone to remain silent at this moment..." Honghu continued, and he also used an arrow at this moment (Honghu has several physical arrows in his bag, which is
A consumable item similar to special bullets) wearing a quick neck meat while roasting.
"Haha...Are you still struggling with the matter now?" Feng Bujue's tone sounded like an old bustard, "From the moment you sit around here picking meat, you should have realized it..." He shrugged
He shrugged, "Ah...but I can understand you...everything is like this. It's easy to go from one to two, but it's as difficult as climbing to the sky from zero to one."
"Your drug lord-like tone, coupled with the eyes that force girls into prostitution... are really helpful." Honghu said another irony to ridicule Brother Jue.
In fact, his mentality is quite good...
Uncle good-for-nothing, Tianma Xingkong and Jibu really don’t want to say a word.
Just as the atmosphere of incomparable curiosity intensified, the system prompt came [The main mission has been updated]
[Within one hour, pass through the corridor behind the altar and arrive at the Crystal Maze.] (To be continued.)
