Chapter 5 The true meaning of the letter, the corrective analysis of the famous detective!
"What...what's wrong..." Wang Tanzhixu raised his eyes, squinting at Brother Jue and asked.
"Okay..." Brother Jue said, "We haven't seen each other for a few days. Have you, a birdman like you, learned to reason?"
"What are you talking about~" Xiao Tan replied loudly, but the next second, his voice lowered again, "Well... although you call me Birdman now, I really can't refute..."
"Haha..." Feng Bujue shrugged and smiled, "Actually, I want to say... Xiao Ling seems to have taught you a lot..."
"Hehe... are you okay..." Xiao Tan turned his head, showed a pretty smile, and scratched his face with his wings.
Feng Bujue looked at Xiaotan with dead fish eyes and continued: "The sour smell of love exuding from your body has aroused the true energy in my body. I suggest you adjust your expression, otherwise I will
I’m using Miao Pai Qigong.”
"Meow--"
Just as they were talking, another scream suddenly came from the other end of the classroom.
"Tch...are you here again?" Feng Bujue called out.
But I saw Miaomei running toward the back row while crying, with a letter in her hand.
"Usagi-chan!" Nyaomi ran to Usagi's table and said, "A bad stalker wrote me a letter!"
"What did you say?" Tu Mei looked at the other party with bright eyes and continued in a concerned tone.
"Ah!" Xiong Ji, who was sitting next to him, also came over and answered with the same concerned expression, "You actually do such a thing to my favorite Nyaomi-chan! It's unforgivable!"
"Well... every time, when this guy says something like this with righteous indignation... I always have the illusion, 'Did he really not do it this time?'..." Feng Bujue looked at Xiong Ji and complained in a low voice.
He said, "But... the ruthless reality has struck hard at my [beep--] again and again, causing me [beep--] to be extremely painful."
"After all, this is the world of funny comics..." Xiaotan also lowered his voice and continued, "Xiong Ji's behavior pattern itself is the biggest flaw..."
Before the two of them finished speaking, Usagi had already taken the letter from Miaomei's hand, unfolded it in front of her eyes and read: "Here it is, Miaomei... I'm going to sneak into your room tonight~ Hufufuhuhuhu
Huhuhu~Xiong Ji.”
After reading the letter, Tu Mei silently put down the letter and took out her mobile phone...
"Wait a minute!" Feng Bujue shouted loudly when he saw this, and stepped forward to stop Tu Mei from further action.
"What's wrong? Neko Saburo?" Usagi asked.
"I want to confirm..." Brother Jue said, "Tumi-chan... do you want to call the police?"
"Yes." Tomei replied, "Of course I want to call the police."
"Calling the police so rashly before the matter is clear..." Feng Bujue looked into Tumei's eyes with a serious look on his face, and asked with great force, "...is that really okay?"
"Oh?" Tu Mei said with a suspicious look on her face, "Isn't the truth of this case not obvious enough?"
"Huh huh huh..." This was what Feng Bujue was waiting for. He squeezed out a deep sneer from between his teeth and said, "It seems...'Detective Rabbit Beauty' is nothing more than that."
ah……"
The next second, before Tu Mei could speak, Xiong Ji used his usual comic narration tone and exclaimed: "What... what! He actually said such provocative words to Tu Mei Jiang... What on earth is this man...
yes……"
"He's just a voyeur and a violent man." Tumei's tone was as calm as ever, "His attitude is quite arrogant."
"Uh..." Feng Bujue couldn't refute this title. After all, he confessed to himself "yesterday".
Fortunately, Tu Mei did not continue to attack people (cats) endlessly. She then said: "Then you can tell me, what are the other problems with this case?"
"Hmph..." Feng Bujue sneered and raised a cat finger, "The first doubtful point... is the signature of this letter."
"What's wrong with the signature? Isn't it Xiong Ji?" Tu Mei said nonchalantly without even looking at Xiong Ji, "Isn't it normal for him to do such perverted behavior?"
"Eh?" Xiong Ji showed an aggrieved expression and continued, "No...I'm not a pervert...Although I occasionally find myself inexplicably excited when exposing my lower body in public, I'm not a pervert. Even if I'm really a pervert...
.He is also a gentleman with the reputation of being a pervert..."
"Hey... the case here hasn't been settled yet, so don't take the initiative to expose the charges of public nudity..." Even Xiaotan couldn't bear it anymore, "We are doing our best to help you exonerate
Woolen cloth……"
"Okay, don't bring up topics that have nothing to do with this case." Feng Bujue interrupted them tactfully, and said to Xiao Tan, "Falcon Taro, if Xiong Ji talks nonsense again, you will make him look bad."
"Yes." Wang Tanzhi responded solemnly, and immediately cast a sharp look at Xiong Ji.
Under this "Falcon Gaze", Xiong Ji involuntarily took half a step back and became silent for the time being.
"Listen up, Tu Meijiang." As Feng Bujue spoke, he took the letter from Tu Mei's hand with a very natural movement, "As a detective, when handling an incident, you must consider all the details.
Yes... you can't be blinded by superficial phenomena." He raised the letter and said with a smile, "I would like to ask... are there any stalkers in this world who are stupid enough to write their real names on harassing letters?"
"Well..." Tomei thought thoughtfully, "If there is one...it would be Xiongji."
"Tsk tsk tsk -" Feng Bujue waggled his fingers and made a mean tsk-tsk sound in his mouth, "Tumei-chan, don't prioritize individual cases... At this moment, we should at least think about it... those probabilities are more
High assumptions.”
Puff——
As he said that, Brother Jue slammed the letter on the table, but because there were fleshy pads on the cat's paws, there was no movement when he slapped the table: "Take the peeping case I committed yesterday as an example. Since I can
If you imitate the barking of a dog to disrupt the search, then why can’t the criminal this time... add Xiong Ji’s name to the letter... and frame him as a frame-up?"
"So it was you who did it?" After hearing Brother Jue's words, Tu Mei responded expressionlessly, and picked up the phone again, preparing to call the police.
"Hey - I'm just using myself as an example to analyze the problem for you! How did you come to this conclusion?" Feng Bujue quickly stopped him, "Also... you are too skilled in one-handed dialing, right?
?Do you like calling the police that much?"
"Yes." Tu Mei admitted without hesitation, "One of the reasons why I became a detective is because I like to report crimes."
"It's better to figure out the incident first before calling the police!" Feng Bujue shouted.
"Okay." Tu Mei closed the phone again, "Go on."
"Suspicious point two..." Feng Bujue looked at the letter again, "Speaking of which... is this letter really sent by a stalker?" He poked the letter paper a few times with his cat's paw, "Like
Content like "I'm going to sneak into your room tonight" might have been written by a thief, right?"
"Huh?" Hearing this, even Xiao Tan was stunned.
"This kind of thing is very common, right?" Feng Bujue spread his claws and said, "Like the Phantom Thief Ji De, the three sisters of Mao Yan, etc... don't everyone like to send notices before taking action?"
"Which dimension of monster thieves are those two groups of people you mentioned..." The spirit of complaining flowing in Xiao Tan's blood is obviously ready to move again.
On the other hand, Tumi seems to have accepted this setting: "It seems to make sense...but what about the cunning smile that says 'huhuhu' in the trailer?"
"You must be determined to win." Feng Bujue replied without thinking.
"That's it." Tu Mei nodded and said.
"I actually believe it!" At this moment, Wang Tanzhi in Wang Tanzhi's heart fell to the ground.
"Humph... right?" Feng Bujue said with a smile, "Compared to...'a sexual harassment letter written by Xiong Ji', 'a theft notice disguised as a sexual harassment letter written by a phantom thief pretending to be Xiong Ji' is obviously more suitable.
Logic isn’t mine?”
"Is this the logic of being fed to a dog and then being pulled out by a dog and eaten twice?" Xiao Tan complained violently mentally, "Let's just call it 'Two Dogs and One Luo'!"
"I understand..." Tu Mei looked at Brother Jue and said, "It seems that you are not just a simple voyeur and a violent man. The famous detective Neko Saburo of Qinju Elementary School is indeed well-deserved."
"Haha...thank you." Feng Bujue smiled slightly and rubbed the hair on his head.
"Then, let's treat it as a theft case." Usagi turned to look at Miaomei, "Miaomi-chan, you have to cooperate with the police tonight to catch the Phantom Thief." As she said that, she once again
Picked up the phone and started calling the police.
"Huh?" Miaomei was already stunned by them, "Even if you say so...there's nothing in my room that the Phantom Thieves will keep an eye on, right?"
"Miaomei-chan." Feng Bujue's face was grim, and he quickly flashed in front of Miaomei, "In order to maintain the fairness of the law and punish those despicable thieves... don't care about those details."
"Ah... uh... okay." Miaomei responded in a daze.
[Successfully disrupted the investigation of the "stalker letter" incident]
[Extra skill value reward of 200 for special scripts]
[Xiong Ji’s hatred towards you +2%]
At this moment, three consecutive system voices came into the ears of the two players. However, what they heard was somewhat different. Xiao Tan’s skill value reward was 50 points, while Xiong Ji’s hatred towards him only increased.
1%……
While Feng Bujue was still thinking about the setting of "Xiong Ji's hatred level" in his mind, the scene in front of him was already changing.
【Three days later, in the afternoon.】
There was another sudden transition, and Brother Jue and Xiao Tan appeared side by side on the school playground.
"It's so damn tiring..." Feng Bujue took a breath immediately, "It's several times more tiring than serious reasoning, isn't it..."
"Why do I think this is just random nonsense..." Xiao Tan continued.
"Oh?" Feng Bujue squinted over and smiled evilly, "Okay... I won't say anything about the next incident, and you will do the talking." (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster. !
