Chapter 22 Surprise change, the trap of Tumei sauce!
Burglary is a very common form of crime.
But it is still difficult to complete it seamlessly and without leaving a trace when there are people in the house.
If Feng Bujue handles this matter alone, the success rate should be very high. Even if Wang Tanzhi is included, it won't have much impact.
But the problem is...the real protagonists of this theft are not the two of them, but the "phantom thief bears_eye", that is, Xiong Ji...
Feng Bujue believes that the current main plot incident is a good opportunity. He hopes that with his assistance, Xiong Ji can complete a relatively difficult and technical criminal activity with his own efforts, and master the
Certain escape techniques. In this way, in the main plot after this, Xiong Ji's death rate will be greatly reduced, and the difficulty of the entire script will be reduced.
Therefore, no matter how difficult it is, Brother Jue is still willing to take the risk.
"Hmm...hmm..." After introducing the two of them into the house, Feng Bujue gestured and muttered twice.
This time Xiao Tan and Xiong Jike understood that Brother Jue wanted them to turn on the flashlight.
The next second, they both picked up the flashlight that Brother Jue had prepared in advance, held the switch with one hand, and covered the front of the flashlight with the other hand, turning it on.
The switches of these two flashlights are silent, the light beam emitted from the front end is very small, and the light is not too bright. Obviously, when Feng Bujue purchased it (in addition to the textbooks and stationery in the school bag, Neko Saburo had
There was also some pocket money. Since the system provided currency, Feng Bujue naturally made the most of it.) He had already taken into account various situations that needed to be paid attention to when using it.
"Hmm..." After the two men turned on the flashlight and stabilized the aperture, Feng Bujue winked and motioned for them to follow.
Unexpectedly, they had just walked less than two meters in the corridor when they heard...
squeak - squeak -
The floor under their feet made two sounds that were not too loud, but in this dark environment... they sounded particularly obvious.
At this moment, all three people's movements stopped.
Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji were frightened by the sound. They froze in place, not daring to move. Feng Bujue also broke out in a cold sweat, but... he didn't feel panic. In Brother Jue's opinion, this
This level of mistakes is completely acceptable... It doesn't matter even if it alerts Miaomei or her parents. As long as he is not caught on the spot, he can stop the action at any time.
"Hmm..." After listening attentively for nearly two minutes, Feng Bujue was basically certain that the person (cat) upstairs did not react to the sound just now.
So, he slowly turned his head, knelt on the ground, and winked at his two companions.
Xiao Tan quickly understood what Brother Jue meant. He put the flashlight in his mouth and lay on the ground. And Xiong Ji... Although he didn't understand the instructions, when he saw Xiao Tan lying down, he followed suit and bit him.
Turn off the flashlight and get down on all fours.
Then, they lined up in a row and climbed all the way to the second floor...
"Alas..." Feng Bujue, who was leading the way at the front, sighed silently in his heart, "Think on the bright side... at least I am a cat."
"To teach a bear to steal things..." Xiao Tan, who was crawling in the middle, thought to himself, "It's quite a struggle to get to this point..."
To be fair, it's really helpless that Brother Jue would "fight hard" like this...
The aged wooden floors of Miaomei's house are prone to creaking sounds once they are put under pressure. Previously, when Feng Bujue was moving alone, this problem was not obvious because his body was light and he was on all fours.
There are fleshy pads on the soles of the feet, and they move quickly...
But after Xiong Ji and Xiao Tan came in, the three of them walked upright for a few steps, and their voices were "suppressed".
Fortunately...this accident had no consequences.
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Five minutes later, the three of them finally made it to the second floor.
This was the first time that Wang Tanzhi felt that climbing stairs was so tiring.
Under the leadership of Brother Jue, every step the three of them climbed out had to be completed in a slow-motion pace, making sure not to make any noise.
This may be easier for cats, but it is not easy for falcons and bears.
"Hmm... um..." After arriving at the corridor on the second floor, Feng Bujue turned around and gestured to the two men, grunted twice, and asked them to rest where they were for a while.
When Xiao Tan and Xiong Ji saw this, they lay down on the ground.
Of course, they all understand...rest is rest, breathing heavily is not allowed; any behavior that makes obvious noises is not allowed, and you have to hold back any farts.
Just like that... after another three minutes of rest, Xiaotan and Xiong Ji finally recovered.
At this time, Feng Bujue raised his paw and gestured towards them, again beckoning them to follow.
Within a moment, the three of them arrived at the bathroom door.
Naturally, the bathroom would not be locked when no one was in it, so Feng Bujue stretched out his claws to open the door.
In the washroom outside the bathroom, there is a washing machine, and some washed and not large clothes are also hung in this room.
That's right...I'm talking about underwear.
After the door opened, three burglars filed in.
Because the bathroom floor was paved with tiles, as long as they didn't stamp their feet, they wouldn't be able to make much noise, so after the three of them entered, they stood up one after another.
"Hmm..." Immediately afterwards, Feng Bujue turned back to look at Xiong Ji, muttered twice, and pointed upward.
In fact, without his pointing, Xiong Ji's attention had already been attracted. He shined a flashlight on the small clothes and pants on the hanger above, and showed a lewd smile.
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Steal clothes, go out, retreat...
Their departure process was slower than when they infiltrated, because Feng Bujue understood that the concentration of most perpetrators of property embezzlement cases would decrease after completing the crime... During the process of evacuating the crime scene,
Their attention has often turned elsewhere.
For example, "How to distribute the spoils?", "Will my companions be cheated?", "How can I cheat my companions?", "Where should I go after taking the money?" or "Whoops?"
Thoughts such as "Huhuhuhu~" may appear in their minds.
Therefore, Brother Jue deliberately slowed down his evacuation and was more cautious when he settled down than when he came in.
Exactly ten minutes later, they returned to the front door...
As long as you open and step out of the door in front of you, the theft will basically be considered a success.
Under Feng Bujue's guidance, Xiong Ji was not caught and no evidence was left behind, which provided good conditions for his exoneration after the incident. Next... What Brother Jue has to do is follow Xiong Ji back.
family, brainwashing him overnight... He already had several plans in his mind to correct Xiong Ji's "self-exposure" behavior. As long as tonight passes, all the main events behind the script will be out of the question...
However, just when they were only one step away from success, an incredible accident happened...
squeak--
The front door opened and three figures walked out quickly.
unexpectedly!
哐——哐——哐——
There were three sounds of heavy machinery turning on, bringing out three beams of light with a radius of more than one meter.
The dark night was torn apart by this sound and light.
"Ah...what?" Xiao Tan was blinded by the sudden bright light and instinctively said, "Searchlight?"
After his eyes adapted to the light a little, he looked forward and saw... In addition to the huge searchlights, there were also red, blue, and white lights flashing on the street. From a visual inspection... there should be a few.
Ten police cars were parked there.
[Please note that when Xiong Ji is arrested as the thief bears_eye, the main plot will directly fail. 】
The moment the police appeared, this system prompt also rang in the ears of the two players.
"Is he [beep——] kidding me..." Feng Bujue looked at the situation in front of him, "Can't we talk about this kind of thing before we take action?"
"It's not good...Brother Jue..." Xiao Tan glanced around, "We seem to be trapped..."
Before he could finish his words, Officer Innosuke's voice came through the loudspeaker: "Kaitan thief bears_eye, we are the police! You and your accomplices have been surrounded by us! Give up unnecessary resistance and raise your hands.
, come out!”
"Go back to the house." As soon as the other party finished speaking, Feng Bujue said these two words.
His tone sounded more like an order than a suggestion, but Xiaotan and Xiong Ji didn't mind the context of this sentence. They only knew... At this moment, it's better to do what Brother Jue said.
.
Bang--
Two seconds later, the three of them retreated into the house quickly and closed the door.
"It's over, it's over..." Xiong Ji held his head in his hands, sweating profusely, and ran back and forth anxiously, "It's going to be a big deal this time... I wonder if I will be sent to a circus or something like that."
"It's good to go." Feng Bujue seemed very leisurely, "With your look, you can start performing directly. They don't even need to prepare clothes for you."
"Teacher Cat Saburo!" Xiong Ji grabbed Brother Jue's shoulders excitedly, "Now that things have happened...how can you still joke with me so calmly!" He said, letting go of Brother Jue and taking two steps back.
"I can't be arrested!" He picked up the white hat on his head and exposed the underwear stuffed inside. "I finally got these precious treasures. If I lose them again, I will definitely suffer the consequences."
He died without a mental blow!"
"Just die..." Feng Bujue ignored Xiong Ji's perverted remarks. He still went his own way and said in a calm tone, "I can turn your death into a legend... Well... That's it...
...Underwear, panties, socks, the thief Bears_Eye, who possesses everything that the world of perverted gentlemen dreams of, made countless perverts flock to Hiyori City with his words before his death." While he was talking, he had already crouched down,
After putting on his shoes again (he had tied the laces of the two shoes together and hung them around his neck), "'My treasure? If you want it, just go and get it... I put everything in
What do you think of these last words?"
"This trick of yours..." Before Xiong Ji could answer, Xiao Tan complained first, "It reminds me of "The Legend of Basho"..."
"Teacher! You can't do this!" On the other side, Xiong Ji replied in panic, "Think of a solution quickly?"
"I'm just thinking about it." As Feng Bujue spoke, he walked to the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife from the knife holder next to the chopping board.
"Uh...Brother Jue." Xiao Tan didn't care to change his name to Feng Bujue in front of Xiong Ji. He said directly, "Are you going to go out and fight with them with a kitchen knife?"
"The police have guns! Teacher!" Xiong Ji did not react at all to the name "Brother Jue". He just remained panicked and reminded him.
"Even if they don't have guns, it's impossible for me to go out and have a direct armed conflict with them." Feng Bujue responded expressionlessly, and walked back from the kitchen, "Anyway... Cat Saburo (Here he used
Calling myself in the third person (meaning 'the role I play') is just a primary school student. Even though I hold a knife, I have far more ruthlessness and fighting experience than anyone of this age..."
"Combat experience aside, your ruthlessness is definitely beyond all age groups and races..." Xiao Tan also interjected at the right time.
"Ah, yes." Feng Bujue admitted calmly, and continued what he just said, "But... it is obviously very difficult for me to deal with adults and trained police officers. Even one-on-one
In a hand-to-hand fight, I am not sure of victory."
"Then you want to take the knife..." Xiao Tan was startled for a moment, and his expression suddenly changed, "Hey... you don't want to..." He quickly glanced at Xiong Ji.
"What are you thinking about..." Feng Bujue shrugged, "Although that is indeed a plan, it is not yet to the point where he must be killed."
"Huh?" Xiong Ji didn't understand these two sentences at all, so he asked doubtfully, "What? Who are you going to kill?"
"Nothing." Feng Bujue quickly changed the topic to prevent the other party from coming back to his thoughts, "Actually... my intention of taking the kitchen knife is very obvious..." He raised the knife and pointed at the stairs, "There are three hostages on the second floor.
...Oh no...cat hostage." He smiled, "They and this house are our bargaining chips in dealing with the police."
From the time they closed the door to the time they finished speaking, it only took less than two minutes in total (NPCs in the world of Hiwa generally speak very fast, and Brother Jue's narration and Xiaotan's complaints are also quite fast).
Just before Feng Bujue's word "chip" lingered, another voice came from outside the house...
"Kaitan thief bears_eye, Neko Saburo, and Hayabusa... give up resistance!" This voice is also familiar to the three thieves in the house... Usagi's voice.
"Yes...it's Usagi-chan!" Xiongji's eyes widened and he said in panic, "She...she is actually outside, and...she has already recognized the teacher and Hayabusa-senpai!"
"Expected." Feng Bujue's tone showed that he had indeed expected this situation. "The moment the searchlight came on, I knew...we were being plotted by Tu Mei." As he said this, he did not hesitate.
He walked slowly to the second floor.
"I know, you are probably thinking... you can confront us by taking the cat hostage." At this time, Tumei said again, "Stop dreaming! Meowmei and her family have left that house long ago!"
As soon as he said this, Feng Bujue's steps suddenly froze: "What?"
The next second, he rushed out and went straight to Miaomei's room on the second floor. He didn't rush to kick the door (because he was not sure enough to kick it open), but tried to turn the door handle first, and the result...
…The door is unlocked.
Feng Bujue pushed the door open and saw...an empty bed.
"Tch...have you been plotted..." He spat out unhappily.
Outside the house, Tomei was still saying through the loudspeaker: "Cat Saburo, your every move has been under our surveillance for a long time." She paused and said in a rather proud tone, "You pretend to be lost.
Class notes, after using an excuse to investigate the terrain of Miaomei’s house, the police sent people in and quietly moved their family.”
"Hey, Brother Jue...you..." Xiao Tan quickly caught up with Brother Jue and appeared at the door of the room.
"Ah, I heard it all." Feng Bujue let out a long breath, and then showed a smile, "Ha... interesting."
Seeing Feng Bujue's reaction, Wang Tanzhi suddenly had an ominous premonition...
He is very familiar with Brother Jue, so he knows that when Feng Bujue shows such an expression and comments that someone or something is "interesting", it is often when he is forced into a desperate situation...
If he was simply suppressed by force, Brother Jue wouldn't care very much. But... being plotted by others on the level of intelligence is absolutely unacceptable to him.
At a moment like this, most people would have collapsed...
The operation has reached the final step, and the dawn of victory is right in front of us, but it is reversed in an instant and forced to a desperate situation... The frustration, fear and shakenness this situation brings to people are indescribable.
If it had been anyone else, even if they hadn't collapsed, they would have fallen into a panic situation where they didn't know what to do, and it would be difficult to reverse the situation.
But Feng Bujue... was different. The more he encountered this irreversible situation, the faster his thinking started to work... It was like there was an area in his brain that was not used normally, but
At certain moments... it will be activated, allowing him to enter a special state of mind.
If I had to name it... the "crazy" state would be more appropriate.
"Come out and surrender! Neko Saburo, Hayabusa, and the Kaito thief bears_eye!" Tomei was still exerting pressure from outside, "You have no hostages, and this house has been surrounded. Confrontation and escape are impossible.
"..." She paused for two seconds, "As for resisting with force... I advise you to think carefully before making any decision." She said in a sharp tone, "Compared to 'death'... it would be better to be sent to the health center.
All right?"
Banglanglang——
The next second, the glass window on the second floor was smashed open.
