It was three quarters noon on Sloan Star time, and there were only fifteen minutes left before the deadline announced by General Quirk.
At this time, in the hangar of the Quaker Army's underground base, thousands of Quaker Army officers and soldiers wearing beige military uniforms were lined up in order and ready to set off.
However, before they set off, General Quick had to go on stage to give a speech in person to boost everyone's morale.
【Zhizhi——Dengdendenden——】
Before Quick appeared on the stage, rhythmic music was played on the huge screen on the side of the hangar.
Two seconds after the music started, Quick appeared on the screen wearing a military uniform and an ambiguous smile.
"Work hard, you'll be fine." He smiled at the camera and said.
[You also have to have hobbies.] The scene changed, and Quick tore a police officer in half with his bare hands, and blood spurted out.
[Having a happy family, no problems.] The scene turned to him sitting on the sofa with many beautiful women and cute children.
[Leave some space for yourself.] The screen flashed, and the only living person on the sofa was Quick, who was still laughing while sitting among a pile of bones of women and children.
【Join the Quaker Army, no problem.】
[There is also an annual salary and benefits.]
Here, many close-ups of the equipment, resources, sergeants of the Quaker army, and Quaker himself are cut.
[The strongest illegal armed force on Slo Star—Quick Army.]
Quick turned his face sideways, holding a military badge with his face on it, and said to the camera: [I am Quick, and this is my army.]
[If you want to know more, please log in to the following website.]
[You can also get Quaker commemorative badges~]
The above... is the recruitment promotional video of the Quaker Army. In this base, this video will be taken out and played whenever there is nothing wrong.
The moment the film ended, Quick himself walked quickly to the high platform of the hangar. The big screen just switched to real-time playback mode, and the camera was focused on the general's face.
"Uh-huh...soldiers." Quick cleared his throat and spoke straight to the point into the microphone in front of him, "The moment of decisive battle has arrived!"
"Yeah! Long live the general!"
"Long live Quirk!"
"Quick I love you!"
"Please try dating me!"
The sergeants below (all male without exception) were making a lot of noise and momentum. But for some reason, there were some strange shouts mixed in...
After a few seconds, Quick waved his hand, indicating to the people below that they could silence themselves.
After the audience returned to solemnity, Quirk continued: "This operation will be the beginning of our Quaker army's unification of the galaxy." He clenched a fist with one hand and said loudly, "First, we will dominate the Sloan planet. Then we will dominate the galaxy.
..." He hesitated, "It's... uh... the next planet."
Obviously, the general's strategy can only go so far. Before this goal is achieved, it will be difficult for him to plan the next one...
However, his subordinates did not care about this, and they still responded to the general's declaration very passionately.
At this moment, suddenly...
Boom - there was a loud noise.
In an instant, the earth shook and the mountains shook.
Almost everyone in the entire underground base staggered to the ground. Only Quick himself remained standing.
"What's going on!" Quik's reaction was quite extraordinary. After a moment of panic, he shouted sharply into the communicator he carried, "Command, please reply quickly! Report the current situation!"
After a moment of silence, accompanied by noisy interference, a response came from the communicator: "Report...report to the general, we were attacked by a missile just now!" The voice paused and then said, "The current camouflage part of the surface
It has been completely destroyed, and the power supply facilities have been semi-paralyzed. However, the emergency power supply should still be able to last for about a quarter of the universe."
"Asshole!" Quick cursed, "How did we get hit by a missile? Didn't the base's missile defense system activate?"
"General... our system seems... there seems to be something wrong..." the other party replied.
"What?" Quick asked, "At this time?" He paused for half a second, "Wait... does it mean that this system has always been malfunctioning?"
"No~No~" At this time, the interference in the communicator disappeared, and the speaker was replaced by another one. The person said in a lazy tone, "Your ground defense and
The camouflage system was still operating normally until the two universes ago, which is a pity..."
"Who are you?" Quick's expression changed, "Who is talking to me?"
"Haha..." The person on the other side of the communicator smiled evilly.
The next second, an Earthling's face appeared on the big screen behind Quick.
"Good afternoon, everyone." Feng Bujue said to everyone in the Quaker Army Base through the big screen and broadcast system, "I... am the city-level hero from the Universe Superheroes Alliance - Poker Man."
"You..." Quick turned around and looked at the screen and said, "How did you..."
"...How did you hack your system?" Feng Bujue asked, "Ha...it's much simpler than I thought." He smiled, "And all the computers that have anti-virus software turned on are still infected with viruses.
Same as users, your problem is not that your firewall is not advanced enough, but that you are too stupid."
When he said this, a photo of a seductive girl appeared on the big screen. She looked naked, but several key parts were mosaiced, and the bottom of the screen also displayed "Click here to view
Watch the uncorrected version for free."
"We used this kind of advertising pop-up window to successfully bypass your firewall." A few seconds later, the screen cut back to a close-up of Feng Bujue's face, "By the way... at two quarters noon, you
There are at least forty devices of various models in the base connected to the external network, doing some entertainment and recreation. Among them, more than half of the people clicked on this picture after seeing it. It only took us five
A pop-up window with a virus was created in just minutes.”
"Damn it..." Green veins popped out on Quirk's head, and he gritted his teeth, "To think he used such a despicable method..."
"Is this a problem with the game? I can only blame you for being too naive, right?" Feng Bujue said, "On Earth, even elementary school students would not click on such a pop-up window."
"No matter who you are, if you think you can defeat me with just a few missiles, you are totally wrong!" Quirk did not continue to discuss this topic with Feng Bujue, but instead said. "Like this
Destroying one or two bases is nothing, I still have fourteen similar ones..."
"Okay, okay, okay..." Feng Bujue interrupted the other party's self-exposure with a very fast and pitiful tone, "Please don't take the initiative to reveal information to me again..." With such a clumsy emotional intelligence, the foreigner
The Stars were engaged in a strategic contest, and Brother Jue couldn't help but feel a sense of guilt, "Even the specific figures were reported... See what this means... Every country in the Slo Star Federation has built one.
Bar……"
"Wha...what..." Quik was shocked and took half a step back, "Who are you...have you even reasoned out such a thing..."
Feng Bujue slapped himself in the face: "It's not very capable to deduce such a thing... Besides, I was just guessing, but your reaction directly confirmed my guess."
"Ah!" Quick suddenly realized, and then he was shocked and angry. "How dare you deceive me!"
"I deceived you? Did I come to deceive you? I..." Feng Bujue seemed to want to respond with something else, but the feeling of cracking (I think this word can describe the degree of pain in the balls very well) was
Let him stop this impulse, "Okay, okay... I was wrong." He got back to the point, "Anyway... I still have something more important to tell you, and that is..."
Brother Jue raised his hand and pointed upward with his finger: "The impact you felt just now was just a positioning test. The real blow will be..." He turned his head and looked outside the camera, "Uh.
...coming in three seconds."
"Ah——" Quick exclaimed immediately.
And those Quaker soldiers who heard the broadcast or looked at the screen with him also screamed in unison.
But by now, it was too late for them to do anything.
While the shouts of this group of people continued, the second round... also the official round of missile bombing had arrived.
The underground base of the Quaker Army was bombarded into ruins from the inside out within a minute. The fuel, mechas, weapons and ammunition stored in the base all became amplifying materials for the explosion.
…………
"It's like snatching a lollipop from a child's hand." After the attack, Feng Bujue stood up from the console of the Slo Alliance command center and muttered this sentence.
At this moment, behind Brother Jue were six heroes with complicated expressions.
They all looked at the poker man with a strange look, and they all had the same question in their minds - Is this guy really a hero? Are you sure it's not a super criminal who has infiltrated our undercover?
"What's wrong?" Brother Jue looked at them and asked.
"Uh..." Dr. Biubiu replied, "I really didn't expect...that General Quaker, who has been fighting against us for many years, could...so easily..."
"Yes, if you look back at many things after you have done them... you will find that they are not very difficult." Feng Bujue continued.
In fact, Brother Jue's strategy is indeed not complicated. He just contacted the government of Silou Lei and informed them of the coordinates, time and method of the missile strike. Then he asked Dr. Biubiu to write a program that can shut down the opponent's defense system.
The implantation procedure (for the doctor, this is a piece of cake and can be done in a few minutes). Then, he asked the seductive girl for a photo and asked the doctor to use the photo to create an advertising pop-up virus.
program.
The problem is... even the Sloans can't come up with a plan of this level. Because their general logic is like this... Although we know where the Quaker Army's base is, they have a missile defense system.
So there is no need to think about missile attacks; although we can write programs to shut down the opponent's defense system, they have firewalls, so there is no need to think about cracking intrusions. And so on...
As for advertising pop-ups, phishing software, bundled programs, etc., even though they are technically easy to implement, they just can't come up with such ideas.
As a well-informed Earthling (objectively speaking, Earthlings have indeed seen a lot of bad things that people on other planets can't even imagine), Feng Bujue had already read some information about the Sloans on the spaceship;
After coming to the Sloan Alliance, he listened to General Quik's story, and through communication with the heroes, he roughly grasped the character and behavior patterns of the Sloan people. Therefore, he planned such a battle.
"Oh, right." At this time, Feng Bujue remembered something again and continued. "Are there any other super criminals on your planet who are difficult to deal with? I'm here anyway, so I might as well take care of them all.
.”
His tone and demeanor when he said this were very similar to the kind of relatives we met when we were young: "A few years older than me, someone we don't interact with very much, and don't even know his full name, but he is very good at playing games."
Big Brother".
During the holidays, this kind of person will appear in your home, with either domineering, disdainful, or narcissistic eyes, and in the name of playing games with you, he can easily clear various action games that you can't get through.
And point out various errors and shortcomings when you play. Then check the progress of all RPG games you have played, and comment on your team. Provide spoilers for the plot and ending of the game, as well as hidden props and gameplay.
Or explain the bug.
In those innocent, happy years called childhood before the Internet was popularized... we were taken off our knees by this kind of people time and time again.
Even today, in this era where you can see the complete game guide by opening a web page and typing on the keyboard, the tall image of these guys has not changed at all, because after reading the guide, I feel even more... that I could explore or explore on my own back then.
The person who wrote down this information is really amazing.
"Well... yes, there is." Dr. Biu Biu continued hesitantly, "But are you sure you want to..."
"Let me see their information first." Feng Bujue interrupted, but his tone was still quite polite.
When the heroes of the Silo Alliance heard this, they were all at a loss. After a few seconds, they all turned to look at the tough guy on the side... This planet-level hero had been left aside for a long time. He was supposed to be
Unexpectedly, the real protagonist of this operation was Jue Ge, who was strategizing and nipping a C-level crisis in the cradle, which caused the tough guy to lose the opportunity to perform.
"Well... since Poker Man said so..." Tough Man Man knew that the five people looked over to wait for his decision. After all, he is the highest-level hero here, "I don't think there is anything wrong with it." He
After a pause, he said, "In this cosmic year, I have not booked any other tasks. I will just stay here and take charge. If there is any emergency, it can be dealt with in time."
With the words "Tough Guy", the five members of the Slow Alliance have nothing to worry about.
Dr. Biu Biu immediately said: "Okay, Poker Man, wait a moment, I will transfer the data to you."
"Thank you." Feng Bujue responded, then turned to Tough Guy Xia, "Senior Tough Guy Xia, could you please go back to the spaceship and report the mission results to the alliance? If we report directly, it will be better than feeding the information back here.
Make it convenient."
"Uh... ok." Tough Guy hesitated for half a second and then added, "Speaking of which... maybe we can break the record of C-level crisis handling time this time..." As he said this, he turned around and left.
go out.
"Wait a minute." At this time, the policeman stepped forward and said to the tough guy, "I think... it's better to be cautious."
"What do you mean..." Tough Guy continued in a deep voice.
"It's better to go to the scene to check first and see the specific situation with your own eyes. It's not too late to report back." The policeman said.
"That's right." Backflip Man also followed, "I'll go with you."
"I'll come too." The disfigured man's hoarse voice followed.
So, they boarded the spaceship with the Tough Guy Hero and went to confirm the results on site. Feng Bujue stayed at the command center of the Slo Alliance to check the information transferred by Dr. Biu Biu. The Tempting Girl went to take charge of communicating with the Federation.
Governments of various countries conducted communications and negotiations to stabilize the global situation after the incident.
It seems that everything is going on in an orderly manner, but...
…………
At the same time, East 20th District.
On the scorched earth, a big hand burst out of the ground, followed by arms, shoulders, heads, and torsos...
Thirty seconds later, General Quick crawled out of the soil, covered in bruises and a state of embarrassment.
As mentioned earlier, Quick has a strong body that is different from ordinary people (Sloans), and he also has super powers. Therefore, even if he was buried alive in the ruins of the underground base, he still did not die.
With amazing strength and will to survive, and protected by his superpowers, Quick drilled all the way up and finally returned to the ground a few minutes later.
"Haah... haah... bastard..." The first two things that Quick did when he saw the light of day again were to gasp and curse, "One day... I will make you pay the price."
"Ah... the cry of a defeated dog." Suddenly, a voice came from behind Quick.
Quick was shocked when he heard the sound, because part of his superpower is perception. If someone comes within a ten-meter radius of him, he will definitely be able to feel it.
"Who?" Quick endured the pain in his body, stood up hastily, and turned back suddenly.
But he saw a humanoid creature with a golden-red glow all over his body and a body that looked like a mummy standing in front of him.
"You worked so hard to dig me out of the ground, but you don't know who I am?" the creature asked.
"You...you are..." Quick realized something, and then he trembled unconsciously.
"That's right." The creature took over his words, "It's me." He paused, "Although I have been imprisoned in 'that', I know everything about what is happening outside." He said
Shaking his head, "I have to say, you are very stupid..."
After hearing this, a flash of anger flashed in Quick's eyes, but he did not interrupt because an indescribable sense of fear prevented him from opening his mouth.
"I'm not an animal frozen in ice. The equipment you prepared and the so-called 'wake-up procedure' are purely unnecessary." The creature opened its arms, "As you can see, you only need to use weapons to forcibly destroy that
', Just let me come out. Anyway... I am immortal..." (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!
