【A nuclear war will destroy the civilization on this planet.＋◆】
After completing the loading process, what follows naturally is the script introduction.
However...the first two sentences of this introduction are full of all kinds of déjà vu and flaws.
[98% of the global population died in this war, and the remaining 2% of survivors struggled to survive in ruins and deserts filled with radiation pollution. 】
[Food, fresh water, and a safe place to sleep...these things that were originally taken for granted have become luxuries and become objects that people compete for every day.]
When the narration said this, the picture in front of the players was still dark, with only white subtitles rising slowly.
[In the end... this world abandoned by technology surrendered to violence. 】
As soon as he finished speaking, suddenly, the BGM started ringing.
Deng wait for Deng~Deng wait for Deng Deng wait for Deng~Deng - Deng wait for Deng~Deng wait for Deng~Deng wait for Deng Deng wait for Deng~Deng...
【tempt_are_shock!】
"What the hell?" Feng Bujue was shocked when the first line of the lyrics came out, "Fist of the North Star?" But he immediately denied this inference, "That's wrong... the story of Fist of the North Star is not set at the end of the twentieth century.
What? But this is 299x..."
Soon, accompanied by intense background music, the narration continued the introduction and answered Brother Jue's doubts...
[In this post-apocalyptic land, countless men with astonishing martial arts skills appear one after another.]
[In order to compete for the position of overlord in the end of the world, they composed epic scenes of fierce battles on the Rabbit Planet. 】
"Huh?" Feng Bujue was stunned at that time, "Tutu Planet?" After being stunned for two seconds, he thought to himself, "What he's talking about is not the Earth at all! Then why are you talking about the Western Yuan and not the Western Yuan?"
When he complained loudly in his heart, the bgm stopped abruptly. The next second, Brother Jue felt his eyes light up and gained control of his body.
[The main mission has been triggered]
[Kill four members of the "Corpse Knife Division 2". 】
Just when Feng Bujue wanted to confirm the situation around him, the system prompt sounded.
But fortunately... based on the actual situation around him, he had nothing to confirm.
Above his head was the scorching sun; no matter which direction he looked, he saw rolling white sand dunes with no visible edges. And his three teammates were not far from him. The four of them were separated in all directions.
, the distance between them is about three meters.
"Brother Jue...is this some kind of fantasy-seeking version of Fist of the North Star world?" Two seconds later, Xiao Tan turned around and asked in a dumbfounded tone.
"No..." Feng Bujue replied thoughtfully, "After two and a quarter seconds of thinking, I realized one thing..."
"Oh?" Xiao Ling interjected with interest, "What is it?"
"This is the main universe." Feng Bujue's answer and train of thought were really out of the ordinary.
As soon as he said this, his three teammates all showed some doubts.
Not only them, but all the viewers watching the game on the live broadcast channel were also confused.
"This..." After a moment, Ruoyu took two steps towards Brother Jue and asked in a deep voice, "...how can you see it?"
"The name of this rematch is an obvious reminder..." Feng Bujue replied, "The so-called 'Fighting the Four Realms' is a hint... that all the scripts of the rematch take place in the main universe."
"Ah?" Xiaotan's eyes widened. He still looked confused, "The four realms...the main universe...are not the same word, right?"
"The main universe of Horror Paradise is roughly divided into four realms..." Feng Bujue immediately explained in a very calm tone, "each is governed by the four pillar gods..."
"Wait a minute." At this time, Xiao Ling suddenly interrupted Brother Jue. "Captain... we are broadcasting live now, and countless viewers are listening to you."
Her prompts ended at the point, and she did not elaborate further, but the subtext was already obvious - "Is it really okay for you to casually disclose this kind of valuable information?"
"Actually, it doesn't matter..." Feng Bujue shrugged and replied. "But... you are right." He smiled, "Anyway... you just need to believe me. This must be the main universe. The specific settings
I'll tell you in detail about the decision after this fight is over."
"Well... it's really not convenient to say it now." At this time, Xiao Tan raised his eyes and looked over Brother Jue's shoulder, "It seems that a group of uninvited guests are coming towards us... They don't seem to be slowing down.
.”
While he was speaking, Brother Jue, Ruo Yu and Xiao Ling all turned their heads and looked in that direction. Although the three people's eyesight limits were slightly different, they could all clearly see the approaching approach from a distance within three seconds.
What is.
"Oh~ the number of people...oh no...the number of rabbits is quite a lot." Feng Bujue immediately muttered with a smile.
"The rabbit-shaped human setting is fine...but this mohawk hairstyle is a bit too..." Xiao Ling also muttered beside him.
"Well... not only the hairstyle, but also the clothing is very Fist of the North Star soldier style..." Xiaotan continued, "All kinds of huge, spiky metal accessories; extra-large shoulder pads
, hand guards, knee pads; meaningless straps and belts; inexplicable underwear worn outside, navel exposed..."
While the group of rabbits were driving all kinds of strange motorcycles, Brother Jue and the other three were all complaining about the appearance of the NPC. Only Ruoyu didn't say a word, she just silently put her hand on the
On the sword on the side of the waist.
"E-ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Lulu, lulu..."
After a while, the group of rabbits finally came close. They made strange noises and surrounded the four people on the front line of hell.
"Well...this kind of fixed-scale development..." Feng Bujue said with a pained face, "It seems a little shameful now..."
Xiao Ling, who was a few meters away, pulled the corner of Xiao Tan's clothes and asked softly: "Hey, I don't know much about "Fist of the North Star". What will happen next?"
Xiao Tan turned around and replied: "Uh... they will probably drive their motorcycles, circling around us and raising dust. At the same time, they will keep yelling and screaming, and they will make all kinds of perverted expressions that they think are scary.
.”
"Huh?" Xiao Ling's mouth twitched, "What's the point?"
"Well..." Xiaotan said again. "The first is to heighten the atmosphere, and the second is to delay time..." He paused for half a second, and then added, "This fixed routine of the appearance of miscellaneous soldiers is just like the protagonist.
Clothes, beautiful girl transformation, and mecha fusion...long-form animation must rely on these to make a detour."
While they were whispering, the surrounding rabbits gradually slowed down the car and stopped one after another.
When the dust cleared a little, a rabbit man who was more than two meters tall (not counting ears and head hair) and with an unusually tall body stepped out of a three-wheeled motorcycle, commonly known as "Bian San" or "Bianzi".
) climbed out from the side.
With a sinister smile on his face, he took a few steps forward with heavy steps. As he walked, he muttered to himself: "Hey... I'm really lucky today. Four people from Earth... can be in the market."
Sell it for a good price.”
"This Brother Rabbit..." A second later, Feng Bujue consciously assumed the role of negotiator, took two steps towards the tall and strong rabbit man, raised his head and said, "I heard what you said,
You seem to be planning to arrest a few of us and sell them as commodities?"
"Huh?" The rabbit man looked at Brother Jue with a condescending and contemptuous look, and then sneered. "Humph...since you have seen it all, why don't you just surrender and capture me?"
"Haha..." Feng Bujue showed a smile as warm as the spring breeze, "I see..." He licked his lips, "By the way. I wonder what your surname is, how do you call it?"
"Hmph..." the rabbit man replied, "What? You are standing on my territory, but you have never even heard of my name, King Kakalu?"
The moment he said his cute name, Xiao Ling almost laughed out loud, and Xiao Tan was so suppressed that his face turned red. And the audience who were watching the game (here refers to fixing the perspective on the front line of hell)
The audience on the other side basically burst into laughter on the spot.
"Kakalu King, right?" Feng Bujue replied with a smile without changing his expression. "Before you catch me and sell me, I have something to report to you."
"Oh? What's the matter?" A trace of curiosity flashed in Kakalu's rabbit eyes.
Feng Bujue's expression changed and he replied seriously: "I am not an ordinary earthling..." As he said that, he moved his hand to his waist, "I am a cook..."
"Huh?" Kakalu was stunned for a moment, and then looked back at his companions.
At this time, a tall, thin rabbit man from the group of rabbits at the back who looked very smart reminded him: "Your Majesty! He said he was a cook!"
"Oh~" Kakalu nodded when he heard the words, and then cast a disdainful look at Brother Jue, "What did I think you were going to say..." He snorted coldly, "Huh... you think you have a skill?
Can we be treated differently? Ha! I'm so sorry... We Tutu people only eat carrots, and we like to eat raw ones. The value of a chef here is no different from that of an ordinary coolie, or even worse..."
"That's not what I meant." Feng Bujue shook his head and continued.
"Then what do you want to say?" Kakalu was a little impatient. His speaking speed increased and his voice rose a bit.
"I just want you to know..." Feng Bujue said, taking out [Bell's daily pocket knife] from its sheath, "I am a man who can make rabbit meat taste like chicken."
For the next five seconds, no one spoke except for the sound of wind and sand...
This should be the silence that comes after a cold joke...
Regardless of whether the rabbits around them understood it or not, the three on the Hell Front all understood it, but they didn't laugh either.
"Hmm...I understand..." Five seconds later, Kakalu's face darkened and he grinned, "How dare you kid to trick me!"
It’s too late to say it, but it will be soon!
As Kakalu shouted out the second half of his sentence, his fists also rose.
The casserole-sized fist struck Feng Bujue's head from top to bottom... The punch was powerful and heavy, and the wind from the fist made a whistling sound wherever it passed.
Bang!
A second passed and the yellow sand exploded.
Although this punch did not hit Brother Jue, after it hit the sand, it created a semicircular sand pit with a depth of one meter.
"What? You dodged it?" Kakaru was shocked when he retracted his fist.
"It's quite powerful." Before the flying sand dispersed, Feng Bujue's voice sounded again, "Brother Ka, it seems that you are still a boxing master?"
"Hmph! Stupid earthlings!" Before Kakaru could reply, a rabbit from the group of rabbits already shouted, "Our King Kakaru is the descendant of the 'Short-haired Divine Fist'! He doesn't care about the masters who are defeated by him.
Countless!"
When they heard the words "Short-haired Divine Fist", Xiao Tan and Xiao Ling finally couldn't help it. They laughed so much that their waists were bent. If it weren't for the attack that might come at any time, they would really want to
Lie down and laugh for a while.
"Huh..." Feng Bujue took a deep breath and turned to his teammates, "Okay, okay, stop laughing. I'll count to three and fire [Lan Kou-Zhou Duan]. You guys stay away."
"clear."
"receive."
"oh."
Xiaoling, Xiaotan and Ruoyu each responded.
Then, Brother Jue started counting: "One...two..."
At this moment, the rabbits around them basically didn't understand what this group of people were going to do, and they didn't understand what Brother Jue meant by "Lan Jiao-Zhou Duan", so they didn't make any reaction.
But...Kakalu seemed to have noticed something.
"Three!" After Feng Bujue counted the last sound, he put one hand on the ground, stood upside down, spread his feet horizontally, and used his waist strength to rotate his feet like a helicopter propeller.
While he was preparing his moves, his three teammates were already jumping up and down, and they all left the level level with Brother Jue's legs.
Therefore, when the ring-shaped slash spread out, no one on the front line of hell was affected.
But... the rabbits are in dire straits.
After this wave of attacks, the bunny soldiers surrounding the players were almost completely wiped out. They were either cut off from the chest or beheaded... There were only a few who were particularly short, or who happened to be half-crouching to show off.
The guy is still alive...
Among all the Rabbits around, only one managed to dodge the blow based on his own reaction... That person (Rabbit) was King Kakalu.
"Tch..." Two seconds later, when Kakalu got up from the ground, his face was already pale and blue, "It turns out you are also a boxing expert... Damn it!"
"I don't want to be a boxing expert." Feng Bujue stood up straight again, dusted off the dust on his sleeves and said, "What are the six movements like, Evil King's Flame Killing Fist, South Fighting Saint Fist Crane Senryu, etc...
...I have only learned a little bit, how dare I compare with you, the successor of the short-haired magic boxing?"
"Stop pretending!" No matter how stupid Kakalu is, he can still hear that the other party is mocking him, so... he immediately roared and used his killing move, "Suffer death! Short-haired Hundred-Split Fist!" (
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