After Feng Bujue heard these five words, he almost blurted out the answer: "I don't know...why don't I know?"
After he answered the question, the mouth on the right side of the braid said again: "It's Zhiye."
"Well..." Feng Bujue didn't understand why the other party was talking about the Analects of Confucius with him, but he still had to find a way to continue the conversation, "Brother... what are you?"
"I see that you look like someone who has been reading for several years..."
From this sentence on, the braided man stopped talking properly. Every word he said next was pronounced alternately with his left and right mouths.
In order to avoid the suspicion of aliasing, the use of commas like the above sentence will be omitted in the following text, please make up your own mind.
"...I have three questions I want to test you." Towering Braid continued in his unique way of speaking, "I wonder if you dare to answer them?"
"I dare you..." Feng Bujue raised his eyebrows, "But if you fail to pass me... so what?"
"You and your companions are going up, aren't you?" the NPC said, "If you can answer my question, I'll let you go up." Before Brother Jue could ask further, he added on his own, "If you can't answer
Come out...or don't answer, and you will become my hair."
As soon as these words came out, Brother Jue and Xiao Ling behind him both moved their gazes to the top of each other's heads, staring at the braid that reached the sky.
"Could it be that...this bundle of unique long black hair on your head..." Feng Bujue complained, "Every one of them was changed by humans?"
"Yes." The other party replied bluntly.
"Oh..." Feng Bujue continued, "Let me ask by the way...how did Miao Xuzi, Hongying and Lu Bubu pass through here not long ago?"
"Miao Xuzi has a sharp mind, good literary talent, and is proficient in Zen theory. It can be said that... he can answer questions fluently." Chongtian Braid replied.
"Tch... that guy can answer it?" Brother Jue said, "Then you ask." At this point, he seemed to have thought of something again, and added, "Oh. By the way, I haven't asked brother yet.
call?"
"My name is Congming'er." Congming'er replied. "Cong means clever Cong, Ming means clever Ming."
"Understood." Feng Bujue continued, "Then... son... if you don't understand anything, just ask."
"How do you talk?" Smarty interrupted slightly angrily, "Take advantage of me?"
"Okay~" Brother Jue pointed to the other person's mouth on the left side, "Can I call you Xiao Cong?"
At this time, the mouth on the right side of Smart Man said a separate sentence: "Are you going to name me Tofu in your next sentence?"
"Haha..." Feng Bujue said with a smile, "Brother Smart is indeed worthy of his name."
"Hmph..." Smarty sneered, "Do you think this is funny?"
"It's okay," Brother Jue said. "Anyway, I feel quite happy."
"But I don't sound very happy." Smarty said.
Feng Bujue smiled even more: "This is also one of the reasons why I am happy."
"You..." Zongli seemed to want to curse, but he still suppressed his words, and then smiled and said, "Haha... forget it, I won't argue with you."
Obviously, Brother Jue has seen through all the key lags in the conversation with this np. The first is that he has to answer the sentence "I don't know because I don't know", and the second is that I have to make it clear that I want to answer the question. As long as these two key points
If you click on it correctly, the opponent will not attack the player easily.
"Listen up, the first question..." After a few seconds, the smart boy started to read the question directly, "One yin and one yang, one short and one long. Day and night, combined into one pair. This is..."
"'Ming'." Feng Bujue reported the answer before the other party could fully ask the question.
"Well..." Clever's expression changed slightly (even though he has no eyebrows, but some changes can still be seen), "...there are indeed a few changes."
"Huh... isn't this nonsense?" Brother Jue looked noncommittal, "Let's talk about the second question."
"Okay, I'll give you a couplet, you should check it out..." Zhizong'er cleared his throat and read alternately with both mouths. "The mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful everywhere."
"Ha! Hahahahaha..." Feng Bujue laughed for a while but said nothing.
"Why are you laughing?" Smart asked. "Excuse me, are you using laughter to hide your guilt?"
"Can I forgive you? Ha!" Feng Bujue started pacing around the other party. "I am a great writer, how can I handle this kind of couplet?" He snorted coldly, "I just think your couplet is ridiculously simple.
That’s all.”
"Then you are right!" Smarty shouted.
"Yes, that's right. At this level, I can do it with my mouth~" Feng Bujue really did it with his mouth. As soon as he turned around, he muttered, "Poop, urine, and urine are always smelly and sticky."
At this moment...the whole world was shocked.
As an NPC, Smart Man was shocked, as a teammate Gu Xiaoling was shocked, as a spectator and editor of Brother Jue, Miss An was shocked, and all the viewers who were watching the game were also shocked...
"This..." Zongli was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say.
"How's it going? This couplet is so neatly contrasted and has such a long artistic conception. It must be the only one you've ever seen in your life, right?" Feng Bujue added proudly when he saw this.
"Well... this battle... is really neat..." Zongzhi murmured, "It's not bad that I have only seen it in my life..." When he said this, his tone began to reveal a feeling of pain, "As for
That artistic conception..."
"I can't even appreciate you enough." Feng Bujue didn't let the other party finish his words, and said, "Your cultural accomplishment and taste are too different from mine. You'd better study for a few more years before discussing your artistic conception with me.
." After he said this shamelessly, he immediately changed the subject, "Now... let's talk about the third question."
"Okay..." Smart Man didn't want to talk about that couplet anymore. Anyway, as long as he got the second question right, he would pass. So, he adjusted the expression on his face and then asked, "Listen up,
Please answer me... What is hell? What is heaven?"
This third question is obviously a Zen question.
Just now, Smart Man described Miao Xuzi as "agile in thinking, good in writing, and proficient in Zen theory." In fact, he was hinting that the next three questions for the player are riddles, couplets, and Zen theory.
Naturally, Feng Bujue had already seen through such an obvious hint...
Half a second later, before Zhongzhi'er finished speaking, Brother Jue slapped him viciously.
This sudden move stunned Congming'er. But after a short period of shock, he became furious... In an instant, a real anger burst out of Congming'er's body,
He was about to take action as soon as he saw it.
However, the next second, Feng Bujue said in a very calm tone: "This...is hell."
As soon as he said these words, Smart Man was stunned.
Immediately afterwards, Brother Jue took a step forward, pulled out [Bell's daily pocket knife] from his waist, grabbed the braid on top of Smarty's head with one hand, and cut it with the knife with the other hand, easily removing the bunch of hair.
Cut it off.
Somehow, Congming'er didn't resist Feng Bujue's action at all. He just stood there and watched as Feng Bujue cut off his hair and threw it away.
I saw those black, straight hair dissipated in the air on their own after leaving Brother Jue's palm, turning into wisps of black smoke. When the smoke drifted away, there seemed to be a faint trace between the layers of the fourth layer.
A loud cry echoed.
At the same time, the hostility on Smart Man disappeared along with the black smoke, and his appearance quickly returned to that of an ordinary human being. In addition to the number and position of his facial features returning to normal, the top of his head
...The place that was originally covered by the roots of the braid still revealed six scars of incense sticks.
"Amitabha..." Clever Man clasped his hands together, chanted the Buddha's name, and bowed deeply to Feng Bujue.
But Brother Jue still looked lazy and casual, and replied: "This...is heaven."
The wise man nodded and continued: "The donor has great wisdom and a realm beyond the ordinary world. The young monk fell to the ground..." When he said this, his figure had become blurry. "Thank you very much, the donor..."
"Easy to say~" Feng Bujue cupped his fists and said, "We'll see you later."
After saying this, he turned back and winked at Xiao Ling, gesturing for the latter to follow.
When the two stepped onto the steps leading to the fifth floor, Xiao Ling couldn't help but look back, only to find that there was no one behind him... (To be continued)
