"Ah? Now?" A flash of panic flashed in Ma Peter's blue eyes. He is a strong-willed man, although he is eager to pick up girls, but when it comes to going into battle in person, he is worried to death.
Luo Ye saw the cowardice in his heart, "Yes, that's right now."
"But I still have a lot of work to do," Peter Ma licked his lips uneasily, "otherwise tomorrow -"
"Do you want to work or do you want to work?" Luo Ye found a seat and sat down.
"Fuck, fuck..." This word was so vulgar that even Ma Peter, a developed foreigner, was a little embarrassed to open his mouth. He stared at the powder in front of him in order to hide the blush on his face.
"That's right." Luo Ye obviously understood, "Go find me some clothes, and I'll take you to pick up girls."
"But..." Ma Peter made another excuse, "Victoria asked me to watch you and not allow us to step out of here."
Victoria——Luo Ye almost forgot. "Where is she?"
"Went to the embassy." Ma Peter said hurriedly: "She first stayed by your bedside for a long time, holding your hand and crying uncontrollably——"
"Who? Victoria?" Luo Ye asked in shock.
"Yes." Ma Peter replied: "Who else could it be?"
Luo Ye smiled and sighed, "I would rather believe that tigers and bears shed tears than Victoria would cry to me." Victoria is a strong woman, and tears are not her specialty.
Ma Peter said: "I have a video - oh," he stared at the powder in front of him. He sighed in annoyance, "You shot him and shot him to pieces."
Luo Ye didn't care about this. He asked Ma Peter, "Go on, what happened to her later?"
"Later she answered a call from the CIA. Then she hurried away with Hu Xiong." Ma Peter said.
"Do you know why she went to the embassy?" Luo Ye asked.
"The CIA asked her to explain why helicopters were used in extreme weather," Mapeter said.
Luo Ye frowned, "She is the person in charge of the Asia-Pacific region. Doesn't she even have the right to mobilize helicopters?"
Ma Peter sighed slightly, "There are many factions within the CIA now. If someone says yes, there will be some who are opposed to it. Although the matter of mobilizing helicopters is a small matter, the opposition will not let go of this opportunity to embarrass her. I guess the dominatrix is also
Let’s go through the motions and quarrel, but in the end no one can do anything to anyone.”
"It seems that Victoria is really gone," Luo Ye said with a smile: "Otherwise, how dare you call her a dominatrix? In my opinion, you are a coward. You only dare to shout when picking up girls, but you don't even dare to say nicknames behind your back.
Call."
Ma Peter's face turned red, "I dare to call her a dominatrix in front of her -"
Luo Ye's smile suddenly froze on his face, and he looked at the door, "Xiao, Xiaowei. You are back -"
Ma Peter was so frightened that he lay on the ground, "Sister Wei, have mercy on me!"
Luo Ye burst out laughing, "Get up, I'm teasing you."
Ma Peter turned his head tremblingly. Seeing that the door was empty, he held back his racing heart. He breathed a long sigh of relief, "I almost peed in fear. Ouch, ouch. I can't do it anymore, Brother Luo, I'm afraid I can't follow you today."
You learn how to pick up girls, I have a heart attack."
Luo Ye rolled his eyes at him, "You are really a typical person with a thief's heart but no courage. Let me ask you, what else has that thing between your legs done besides peeing?"
"I..." Ma Peter lowered his head.
"You can't just leave a man's thing unused, otherwise it will shrink smaller and smaller, until one day you want to pee and can't find it - just like your confidence." Luo Ye stood.
He stood up and walked towards his room, "If you want to learn how to pick up girls, just find me some clean clothes."
As expected by Luo Ye, he walked into the room with his front foot, and Ma Peter followed behind him.
"Brother Luo," Ma Peter smiled and handed the clothes to Luo Ye, "Tell me, where should we go for a swim?"
"It's right here." Luo Ye took the clothes and put them on randomly.
"This?" Ma Peter asked in astonishment: "I understood it correctly? Women's Club?"
"Yeah." Luo Ye said with a relaxed look, "There's nothing wrong with picking up girls here."
"But if mother...Victoria finds out, we will be dead!" Peter Ma's long face drooped in frustration.
"No," Luo Ye smiled, "To be precise, you are dead. As long as I pretend to be sick, Xiaowei will not be cruel to me. I guess she will still
I feel very guilty for my behavior of torturing me."
"Brother Luo, you are so shameless!" Ma Peter shouted.
Luo Ye laughed and raised his eyebrows at Peter Ma who was gritting his teeth, "Do you want to learn?"
"...think." Ma Peter swallowed.
"Then just listen to me, I will teach you the most basic methods of picking up girls," Luo Ye said.
"Brother Luo, are you going to trick me on purpose?" Ma Peter asked worriedly.
"Is Brother Luo the kind of person who always takes revenge?" Luo Ye asked with a serious face.
Ma Peter thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll take the plunge."
Luo Ye smiled with satisfaction, "That's good. When it comes to picking up girls, you just have to be generous."
Ma Peter nodded solemnly. "Brother Luo, I've figured it out and I'm willing to go ahead."
"Not only must you be generous, but you must also dare to be your truest self and express your truest thoughts," Luo Ye taught.
Peter Ma replied seriously: "Don't worry, Brother Luo, I will be my truest self."
"Very good, then tell me," Luo Ye asked, "What is the meaning of picking up girls?"
This question frightened Ma Peter. "What is the meaning of picking up girls?" He suspected that Luo Ye was just joking with him.
"Yes, why do you want to pick up girls?" Luo Ye crossed his arms and asked seriously.
"I think -" Peter Ma twisted his fingers together uneasily, "I think picking up girls is cool and cool."
Luo Ye nodded, but his expression was still dissatisfied. "You are right, but it is only superficial. Picking up girls in order to gain other people's approval and appreciation is actually a stupid behavior. It is absolutely impossible to reach the highest level of picking up girls.
of."
Ma Peter hesitated for a moment and said tentatively: "Is it to free his hands?" Luo Ye asked him just now whether he wanted to work or to fuck someone else. He had no reason not to choose to fuck someone else - of course, not to fuck himself.
Luo Ye chuckled. "Do you usually use two hands?"
Ma Peter's face turned red and he hurriedly explained: "No, no, I hold the phone in one hand and the other..."
"Okay," Luo Ye waved his hand, "I'm not interested in hearing your story with Wuzhishan. Although you have said it very truthfully, it is not the true meaning of picking up girls."
Ma Peter thought for a long time, but still had no idea. "Brother Luo, isn't picking up girls just the same as picking up girls? Showing off oneself in front of girls, and then each getting what they need, there is no real meaning."
Luo Ye smiled and said, "Do you know how many women there are in the world?"
"I have actually researched this." Peter Ma said proudly: "There are about 7 billion people in the world, and at least 3 billion are women."
"Do you know how many of these 3 billion are suitable for dating?" Luo Ye then asked another question.
Ma Peter thought about it for a while, "Remove the elderly, remove the children, remove the married. And remove some unpopular ones, and there will be about... 500 million? I haven't made specific statistics, but if my mobile phone is not called by you,
If it turns into powder, I will calculate a more accurate data..."
"Very good." Luo Ye continued to ask: "Do you know how many bitches there are among these 500 million women?"
Ma Peter opened his mouth in surprise. "Bitch?"
"Yeah. Don't you naively think that all women are good people?" Luo Ye said: "Your data can tell you how many women there are in the world, but it can never tell you how many bitches there are. These bitches often
Pretending to be a good girl, mingling like a fish among 500 million women, deceiving the love of good boys, taking away the happiness of good girls, and waiting for them to get tired of it, they will look for other opportunities. This is a bitch.
"
"But what does this have to do with picking up girls?" Ma Peter asked in confusion.
"It's very simple." Luo Ye explained: "Picking up girls is actually about picking out the rough and picking the best. You have to understand that there are many good women in this world, but there is only one person who is really suitable for you - uh, maybe two, maybe
Three, in short, is a very small number, and you will encounter more bitches who are pretending to be suitable. You have to distinguish who is the good girl who is worth all your efforts, and who is the bitch who hurts you."
"Then what kind of woman is a bitch?" Ma Peter asked: "She wears scantily clad clothes? Does she smoke, drink, or utter dirty words?"
"If there are such girls, you must introduce them to me -" Luo Ye laughed, "No, these girls you mentioned are just girls who are not suitable for you. Girls who are not suitable for you are not bitches. Moreover, bitches are not just girls.
This kind of behavior is a kind of mentality. There is no love in the hearts of bitches, only vanity. They only want to give a little, but want to take everything. They think it is natural for men to treat her well, but when they betray men, they keep claiming that they do not feel the same.
Got to love.
They hide among good girls, taking away the sweet treatment that should belong to innocent girls, and defrauding infatuated boys from their true love. If you want to avoid being hurt by bitches, you must first hide your feelings and keep your eyes open, and this process
, is to pick up girls. The meaning of picking up girls is not to show off oneself or drive away loneliness, but to find true love, to find the girl who truly belongs to you among thousands of bitches. She will give her all for you and will never change her heart."
Peter Ma nodded, "I always thought that picking up girls was a very evil thing. It turns out that it is a required course for every man to mature - but what if I find a sincere and good girl as soon as I get started? I still need to learn how to pick up girls.
?"
"Picking up girls is about looking for true love. If you have already found it and continue to pick up girls, then you are a bastard." Luo Ye said with a smile: "While smart men avoid bitches, smart women also avoid bastards."
.”
Ma Peter took courage and said, "Brother Luo, are you a bastard?"
Luo Ye glared at him, "Want to die?"
Ma Peter quickly took two steps back, "No, no, Brother Luo, I just want to be like you -"
"Stop dreaming, you will never be me." Luo Ye turned around, "Let's go to the third floor and start picking up girls."...)