Chapter 90 Watching the Pig and Waiting for the Rabbit
Let Ling Dingyi be your younger brother?!
Li Yifeng almost bit his tongue. He was wondering whether Luo Ye knew Ling Dingyi's status. Seeing Ling Dingyi's strange expression, he hurriedly said: "Brother Dingyi, Brother Luo loves to joke.
Yes, you must not take it to heart."
Lin Wanyu also pinched the sweat on her palms and said, "Yes, yes, Mr. Ling, Luo Ye is always like this."
Ling Dingyi adjusted his glasses and asked worriedly: "Is that so? Brother Luo, are you just kidding?"
Luo Ye shook his finger carelessly, "I'm not kidding. My two younger brothers, Yellow Dog and Crab, are collecting protection fees in the lower district. With my current strength, I can only collect some money from small businessmen.
, if I have you, I can collect the corruption tax from those officials."
Ling Dingyi pursed his lips. As a government official, it was obviously inappropriate for him to "blackmail" officials, but if it was implemented by someone like Luo Ye, it would be a good idea, not to mention that when he was in the parking lot, he
He had already understood Luo Ye's methods. But getting involved with the underworld was not a good idea after all. He pondered for a moment and replied: "Brother Luo, why don't you become an official? I promise to arrange a position for you."
Pretty much like me—"
"Be a public servant of the people?" Luo Ye burst out laughing, "No, I want to be the people's parents, not a servant."
Ling Dingyi's face became a little ugly, "Brother Luo, is this a bit too much?"
"Not at all." Luo Ye said matter-of-factly: "Since ancient times, most of the servants have been villains who deceive their superiors and subordinates. They steal the master's money, land, and wife. They are respectful on the surface, but turn around and
If I spit in the master's food, I will act like a parent, because there is no parent in the world who doesn't love their children."
Ling Dingyi was stunned in place. After twenty-five years of contact with official power, this was the first time he heard such remarks. He thought he had matured, but at this moment he felt like he had a complete epiphany. "Brother Luo
, since you are not joking, then I must think about it seriously, and I will give you the answer after the hunting is over."
"Great." Luo Ye patted the snow on his body, "Xiao Feng, you've almost rested, let's move on."
Li Yifeng nodded blankly. I am afraid that only people like Luo Ye in the world dared to say "take him as my younger brother" to Ling Dingyi. What shocked him even more was that Ling Dingyi did not laugh it off, but said that he would
consider carefully.
Li Yifeng exhaled a breath of Yan Shuang and led the team further into the mountains and forests.
Wang Xinmai regained some strength, and all the weights on his body were hung on Cao Cheng's shoulders. He followed Luo Ye closely with a branch and crutch, "Brother Luo, do you still need a younger brother? You
Can you watch me? I like movies like Young and Dangerous the most——"
Luo Ye didn't even look at him and replied directly: "You are not qualified yet."
A look of anger and disappointment appeared on Wang Xinmai's face, "Does it have to be someone like Brother Dingyi?"
"That's not necessarily true," Luo Ye said, "Cao Cheng can do it."
Wang Xinmai rolled his eyes at Cao Cheng, who was smiling, "What about letting Cao Cheng join you and take me along with you?"
"I don't want you."
"Can't you just take me with you for a little while? I will take care of my own food and accommodation..."
"don't want."
Wang Xinmai sighed sadly and stopped talking.
After walking for another ten minutes, the forest gradually receded, and more hillsides and rocks gradually appeared. Fortunately, the snow had eased, and the snowflakes had changed to what they were at the beginning of this morning.
Li Yifeng stopped, inserted the positioning pin in his hand into the crevice of the rock, and then took out the crossbow arrow from his back.
"Is there prey here?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously. She only saw a black hole and couldn't see anything...
"Put this on and watch." Li Yifeng took out several pairs of night vision glasses from his backpack and gave each person one pair.
Lin Wanyu put on her glasses, and a green outline appeared in the dark front.
Luo Ye didn't wear them. The contact lenses in his eyes had already turned on the night vision mode. His eyes were as clear as daytime. Wearing night vision glasses was a burden.
Li Yifeng pointed to a cave in front and said: "That's the rabbit hole there. We have to find several other exits, guard it, wake up the rabbits, and then -" He raised the heavy crossbow in his hand.
"Cao Cheng, go." Wang Xinmai sat down against a stone.
Cao Cheng nodded, grabbed the recurve bow and quiver and rushed into the wind and snow. Ling Dingyi and Li Yifeng also took action. Li Yifeng was experienced and Ling Dingyi was familiar with the mountainous area. The two worked together and soon
Soon we found another cave.
Lin Wanyu also wanted to go to the rabbit hole. As soon as she took a few steps forward, Luo Ye reached out and stopped her.
"Where do you want to go?" Luo Ye asked lazily.
"Let's go find the rabbit hole." Lin Wanyu said matter-of-factly: "Everyone else is looking for it, so I can't be idle. I still want to catch the prey with my own strength."
"Catch a rabbit with bare hands?" Luo Ye's mouth was filled with a sarcastic smile, "What happens after you catch it? How do you plan to eat it? Roast it alive? Or smash it to death first and then roast it?"
Lin Wanyu bit her lip, "I will let it go."
"Then why did you catch it?"
"I just want to prove that I can still catch prey without you."
Luo Ye burst out laughing. "You are so stupid."
"Hmph," Lin Wanyu said angrily as she walked away, "I will prove it to you."
Luo Ye stood still, pointing to the hole that Li Yifeng first discovered and said: "You are not happy that you are stupid. Isn't there a rabbit hole right in front of you?"
Lin Wanyu stopped, and after a few seconds, she came back angrily. "Why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"Do you admit that you are stupid?"
"I will definitely catch the prey and show it to you!"
"I can't wait to be surprised."
A response came from Cao Cheng's direction, and he found the third cave entrance.
Li Yifeng dug some holes into the hole, then found a smoke bomb from his backpack, pulled off the safety catch, and threw it in along the hole.
The smoke bomb makes a dull chirping sound and releases thick smoke.
Before the smoke could disperse from other cave entrances, there was a sound of frantic running in the cave.
"I heard there are several of them!" Li Yifeng prepared his crossbow, "They are heading towards you, Cousin Wan Yu, don't let them escape!"
Lin Wanyu lowered her center of gravity and opened her hands forward.
Luo Ye couldn't help but laugh, took out a stack of tissues and put it in her hand.
"What do you want to do?" Lin Wanyu asked doubtfully.
"What do you want to do?" Luo Ye asked.
Lin Wanyu replied angrily: "Isn't it obvious? I'm catching rabbits -"
"Oh," Luo Ye said with a look of realization, "I thought you were going to poop."
"You're the one who wants - ah!" As soon as Lin Wanyu finished speaking, several running rabbits rushed out of the cave, frightening Lin Wanyu. She squeezed her arms tightly in front of her chest and completely forgot about it.
Catching rabbits.
The first few rabbits escaped from Lin Wanyu's feet smoothly, but a little rabbit following behind apparently inhaled too much smoke and couldn't tell the direction, so it bumped into Lin Wanyu's ankle.
Lin Wanyu sat down on the snow in shock, her ankles hurting and swollen, and the little rabbit was dizzy and fainted before jumping two steps.
"Is this okay?" Luo Ye was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.
Lin Wanyu grabbed the rabbit's ears and said, "Hahaha, I caught it, I caught it! How about, I said I can catch the prey without you!"….
Luo Ye nodded sincerely. "The ancients said that you should wait for a pig and wait for a rabbit, and it is indeed true."
"I'm not a tree."
"Well, it's a pig."
On the other side, Li Yifeng and others raised their weapons after seeing the rabbits escaping.
Cao Cheng was the first to shoot the titanium arrow. The sharp arrow tore through the wind and snow, but was dodged by the cunning rabbits. He quickly adjusted the error and prepared to shoot the second arrow.
Ling Dingyi pulled the trigger in his hand and fired the one-handed crossbow continuously, but it failed to hurt the rabbit.
Seeing that the rabbits were about to escape into the forest through the wilderness, Cao Cheng's second arrow was shot in time, grazing the hind leg of the last rabbit, and shot directly into the rock where Wang Xinmai was sheltering from the wind.
"Cao Cheng!" Wang Xinmai shouted dissatisfied.
"Sorry, Xinmai." Cao Cheng had actually already set the third arrow, but after hearing Wang Xinmai's complaint, he stopped drawing his bow.
Li Yifeng seized the opportunity, and the laser sight of the heavy crossbow pointed accurately in front of the injured rabbit's escape. He quickly pulled the trigger, and the titanium arrow came out of the string, instantly passing through the rabbit's skull.
The hare didn't even have time to struggle. It just used the inertia of the titanium arrow to rush forward for a short distance, and finally fell completely in the snow.
"Haha!" Li Yifeng and Ling Dingyi high-fived each other. "We have meat to eat."
Ling Dingyi did not forget that this rabbit was hit by Cao Cheng first, and waved to Cao Cheng, "There is a piece of your meat on the rabbit's leg."
Wang Xinmai regretted a little. If he hadn't yelled, Cao Cheng's third arrow would have definitely hit the hare, and Li Yifeng and Ling Dingyi wouldn't have had their turn. He said extremely apologetically: "I'm sorry, Cheng."
Cao Cheng smiled easily, "It doesn't matter, it's just a rabbit. We'll catch better ones later."
Li Yifeng and Ling Dingyi walked towards Luo Ye and the others carrying rabbit ears, their faces filled with the joy of the victors. Before they could get closer, they loudly asked Luo Ye: "Brother Luo, you use a knife to catch them."
Got the rabbit yet?”
Luo Ye shrugged, "Do you need a knife to catch a rabbit? I caught it with a pig."
Lin Wanyu was still sitting in the snow. When she heard Luo Ye's words, she realized that she had been teased by him again. He deliberately replaced the word "strain" waiting for a rabbit with "pig".
She was about to refute Luo Ye, but in the blink of an eye she saw Li Yifeng holding a dangling hare corpse in his hand. The hare's head was bloody and horrible. She immediately subconsciously protected the little rabbit on her chest.
Li Yifeng also saw Lin Wanyu's little rabbit. He blinked in surprise, "You also caught one? It's amazing. How did you catch it?"
"The story has many twists and turns, but it can be summed up in one sentence," Luo Ye said conclusively: "A stupid man meets a stupid rabbit."
Ling Dingyi looked over and asked, "Is it dead?"
"No." Lin Wanyu hugged the rabbit carefully, "It probably just knocked her unconscious."
"I must have a concussion," Luo Ye rubbed his hands, "I have never eaten a rabbit or fish bowl with a concussion. Let's make a fire on the spot!"
"Go away!" Lin Wanyu shouted: "No one is allowed to touch my little rabbit. I will let it go when it wakes up."
The little rabbit woke up from Lin Wanyu's roar and bit hard on Lin Wanyu's clothes near her chest. Lin Wanyu screamed and hurriedly let go. The little rabbit flicked its tail like a sports car and rushed directly into the forest.
Li Yifeng and others watched the stupid rabbit slip away with great regret, then packed up their things and prepared to continue walking into the forest.
"Did you bite your chest?" Luo Ye raised his eyebrows mischievously and asked Lin Wanyu, who was still sitting on the ground.
"No!" Lin Wanyu blushed. She just bit her clothes, but Lin Wanyu knew that the more she explained to Luo Ye, the harder it would be to explain.
Luo Ye smiled softly and stretched out his hand. "Get up."
"I don't need your help." Lin Wanyu stood up holding on to the snow, and followed Li Yifeng and the others through the snow.
Her ankle hurt a lot - but she resisted and didn't let Luo Ye notice.
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Currently, I am still being ravaged by relatives in my hometown. I have to wait until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month before I can return in peace. Double updates will not be resumed until the sixteenth day of the first lunar month at the latest. Sorry for keeping you waiting for so long. Also, thank you ㄗhenhen ooo, I am Li Yifeng
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