"Suicide?" As soon as he finished speaking, everyone was shocked. They all looked at Chen Jinyuan as if they had seen an alien. This guy was really good at making mistakes.
Yu Shanrou was even more unbelievable. She looked at Chen Jinyuan with both eyes. She didn't know if she was looking at an idiot or a lunatic. How could the rabbit commit suicide? Even if he wanted to quibble, he had to find a reasonable excuse.
"Yes, Xiaoguai really committed suicide because he couldn't bear the loneliness and emptiness, so he chose to commit suicide. He hit the tree with a bang, his head blossomed, and he died!" Chen Jinyuan explained with a calm expression.
road.
"You, you liar, how can Xiaoguai be lonely when I'm with you? It's obvious that you killed Xiaoguai, but you still make excuses in every possible way. It's really bad. I, I'm going to tell Senior Sister!" Yu Shanrou is not an idiot.
, who was willing to believe Chen Jinyuan's nonsense, he immediately wanted to rush out of the door and find Tang Yuexin to reason and file a complaint.
Chen Jinyuan dared to let her go, so he stopped her with a quick step and said hurriedly, "Sister Shanrou, don't be impatient, just listen to what I have to say first!"
Yu Shanrou glared at Chen Jinyuan fiercely, "What else is there to say, you liars, cruel liars!"
Chen Jinyuan laughed dryly and said, "Sister Shanrou, please don't be angry. Think about it for yourself. The little boy is already an adult rabbit. Although you are with him, you are a person after all, not his kind. He has arrived.
As you age, you naturally have to start looking for a mate, but if you put it in this bamboo forest, where can it find a girlfriend? How is this different from being a monk or a eunuch, so it couldn't stand it anymore and finally chose to commit suicide!
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"You..." Yu Shanrou was speechless for a long time by Chen Jinyuan, "You are not a rabbit. How can you possibly know what it thinks?"
Chen Jinyuan laughed and pulled Man Ling'er in front of him. He said, "Ling'er is a barbarian woman. She has been dealing with animals since she was a child. She can clearly understand what those animals are thinking."
Man Ling'er knew what was going on and knew that he couldn't stumble Chen Jinyuan at this time. He nodded hurriedly and said, "Miss Yu, the rabbit cannot be resurrected after death, so you'd better save your condolences!"
Yu Shanrou's face was gloomy and uncertain. She looked at Chen Jinyuan and then at Man Ling'er. She didn't know what kind of mentality she had in her heart. Her mind was completely confused. Are they working together to deceive her?
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"Even if the little boy committed suicide, why do you still eat his meat?" Yushan Judo said.
Chen Jinyuan thought for a while and said, "Sister Shanrou, do you have the heart to let my little boy die in the wilderness and become a meal for the wild beasts in the forest?"
"Yes, yes? It is a meritorious deed that the little boy got into our bellies and fed us!" the big black monster interjected.
Yu Shanrou's face twitched violently. What kind of people are these? Do you really think you are an idiot?
Chen Jinyuan hurriedly said, "Sister Shanrou, Xiaoguai is dead. I deeply regret and sympathize with you. You asked us to return Xiaoguai to you. This is no longer realistic. If you are willing, I can return you a bunch of white stuff."
Rabbits, and I guarantee that there will be both male and female rabbits, so they won’t think of committing suicide again!”
Yu Shanrou stopped talking, just kept crying, and suddenly sat on the ground, hugging her knees and not knowing what she was thinking.
"Oh, little girl, it's just a rabbit. If it dies, it dies. Don't cry! There are many treasures in Uncle Xiong's house. Haven't you been thinking about that 'Lianyunpa' for a long time? Uncle Xiong will soon
I’ll give it to you!” The big black monster stepped forward and patted Yu Shanrou’s shoulder to express his comfort.
Yu Shanrou raised her teary eyes and gave the big black monster a pitiful look, and immediately buried her head between her legs.
The big black monster glanced at Chen Jinyuan with a wry smile. Chen Jinyuan laughed dryly and said to Yushan Judao, "Sister Shanrou, let's get over what happened today. Brother Chen promises you three conditions. No matter what you want, as long as it doesn't violate morality.
, Brother Chen will go up to the mountain of swords and go down to the sea of fire to get it for you!"
Yu Shanrou raised her head, "These are all your words. You must bury Xiaoguai's bones properly!"
It’s just a rabbit that died. There was Uncle Xiong among the rabbit eaters. Uncle Xiong had a special status in Luojia Mountain. Even if he complained to the headmaster, he would probably get scolded by the headmaster. Yu Shanrou
Calm down and know clearly in your heart that the rabbit is dead and irreparable.
"Uh..." Everyone was stunned when they heard this, but Chen Jinyuan's heart dropped. He patted his chest and said with a smile, "No problem, as long as you don't get angry anymore, everything will be easy to handle!"
Yu Shanrou stood up from the ground, wiped the tears on her face, looked at the dining table, turned around and walked out.
"Sister Shanrou!"
"Don't worry, I won't tell senior sister!" Yu Shanrou said a word and left without looking back.
Yu Shanrou left, and everyone let out a long sigh of relief as if the disaster was over. You look at me, I look at you, they are all scoundrels and speechless.
"Oh, I've suffered a lot from you today. I'm afraid this girl will have to ignore me for a long time!" The big black monster beat his chest and stamped his feet.
"Well, you black monster, you had such a good time eating just now, but now you are complaining again. Master Gou, do I have to give you some color today?" Laifu had been suppressing it just now. Now that the crisis has passed, the big black monster is still there.
How could he bear these cold words? He immediately walked towards the big black monster, ready to deal with this unloyal guy.
"Laifu stop!" Chen Jinyuan shouted coldly and scolded, "What happened today is all because of you. You still have the nerve to blame others and bury Xiaoguai? I'll leave it to you!"
"Ah?" Laifu's long face immediately stepped down, looking reluctant.
Chen Jinyuan immediately cursed, "Ah what? You did it, of course you have to finish it, collect the bones on the table, go out and dig a hole to bury them, and then erect a monument!"
"This?" Laifu was still unwilling. After all, if he was asked to be a great demon in the late stage of the monster realm to bury a little rabbit, would he still have the nerve to survive if the news spread?
"What the heck, I didn't ask you to wear sackcloth, wear mourning, and kowtow in mourning, but you were secretly having fun, why don't you go quickly!" Chen Jinyuan reprimanded angrily. He beat someone's rabbit and ate it, and was caught on the spot.
What he did today was really embarrassing. Chen Jinyuan felt blushing and wanted to kick Laifu.
Seeing Chen Jinyuan getting angry, Laifu quickly responded obediently even though he was reluctant in every possible way, walked to the table, pulled the bones on the table a few times, turned around and ran out in a hurry.
"It's my fault too. I forgot to lock the door when I came out, so I let that girl use the Xuanguang Mirror!" Laifu left, and the big black monster scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed.
"Uncle Xiong, there's no need to say anything. This matter has nothing to do with you!" Chen Jinyuan waved his hand, "I don't know where I can buy rabbits. I have to buy some for Shanrou so that she doesn't hate me!" (To be completed!)
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