Chen Jinyuan sorted out his somewhat confused thoughts, put on a bad smile on his face and started talking: [By the way, one day the teacher called Xiao Ming to the office and said to Xiao Ming: "Xiao Ming... do you have a younger brother?"
ah?"
Xiao Ming suddenly looked under his crotch...
Then he frowned and said pitifully to the teacher: "Teacher... I can't kiss you!"]
"Hahahahaha..."
There was a burst of laughter in the car, and everyone including the driver laughed. Because the car was relatively quiet, Chen Jinyuan made the sound a little loud so that the two girls in the back seat could hear clearly. Everyone in the car
Everyone heard it.
Chen Jinyuan also didn't expect that one of his jokes could cause such a big response. He turned around and saw Huang Xueyao and the other girls looking at him and the laughing people in the car with puzzled faces, as if they didn't know what everyone was laughing at.
Zhao Xiaoman's pretty face on the side twitched, and she held herself tight to prevent herself from laughing. Several junior sisters have been on the mountain all year round. They have simple minds and cannot understand what Chen Jinyuan is talking about, but Zhao Xiaoman often sneaks down the mountain.
Knowing more than a few sisters, she naturally knew the point of Chen Jinyuan's obscure joke, and almost couldn't help but laugh out loud. She bit her lower lip hard, secretly spat, and secretly scolded Chen Jinyuan for being a hooligan.
Tell some kind of joke to your innocent little sister.
Isn't it fierce enough and lacks strength?
Chen Jinyuan was a little confused.
"What? It's not funny at all! I don't know what you are laughing at. Let's start again!" Shu Xin patted Chen Jinyuan on the back and complained.
It seems that I have met a master! I didn’t expect that these girls are quite funny. It seems that they are going to be fierce.
So Chen Jinyuan started talking again after a lot of searching. There were a few dozing passengers in the carriage, but they were no longer sleepy at this time. They all pricked up their ears, waiting for Chen Jinyuan's more exciting jokes. The carriage suddenly became quiet again.
Come down.
[It is said that one day, eight-year-old Xiao Ming went to an adult product store to buy condoms. The salesperson was very surprised and brought him one. Xiao Ming said: "This is too small. Is there a bigger one?"
The salesperson was very surprised and asked: "Kid, what do you want to do?"
Xiao Ming said: "On Children's Day, every class in the school had to perform a show. Every student in our class had a role to play, but I didn't. Then I ran to the teacher and asked the teacher what should I play? The teacher said: 'You still have a role to play?
Act? You act like xx (readers can guess for themselves)!!!"]
After Chen Jinyuan finished telling the joke, the car suddenly trembled. It turned out that the driver almost lost his grip on the steering wheel after hearing Chen Jinyuan's joke, and the car almost hit the fence on the roadside. There was another burst of laughter in the car, and everyone fell forward and backward with laughter.
, belly cramps.
What a talent!
The passengers in the car laughed wildly and praised secretly in their hearts.
Zhao Xiaoman, who was sitting alone on one side, finally couldn't hold it in with a tight pretty face. He leaned on the back of the front seat and laughed wildly. Because he tried his best not to laugh, his shoulders kept shaking.
She was smiling so hard that the branches of her flowers were trembling and the pear blossoms were covered with rain. It seemed that Chen Jinyuan's little joke had a great impact on her.
Zhao Xiaoman was angry with Chen Jinyuan because of the embarrassment he had just encountered in the car, so he didn't like anything about Chen Jinyuan. When he saw Chen Jinyuan getting in the car just now, he didn't give him a good look. A group of sisters who saw him actually took the initiative to run to talk to Chen Jinyuan.
Isn't this a deliberate attempt to embarrass myself by striking up a conversation? So I hate Chen Jinyuan even more in my heart. But now that I heard Chen Jinyuan's joke, I didn't care whether I was disgusted or not, I couldn't help laughing.
This was the first time for Chen Jinyuan to tell such a joke to a group of young girls in an event with so many people. For some reason, he felt a sense of pleasure in his heart. Being able to make so many people laugh was enough to prove his talent for humor.
Just when Chen Jinyuan felt a little secretly pleased with himself, he realized that he had not heard the laughter of the three women. He turned around again and saw that the three women were still looking like they were just now, looking at him blankly, with faces on their faces.
There was no smile at all. He looked at the laughing people and then at Chen Jinyuan from time to time, but the doubts in his eyes were even greater.
Chen Jinyuan suddenly felt completely defeated. What he said was a top-notch joke that made his sister blush, purse her lips, and snicker. But looking at the situation now, the three girls didn't even say they were blushing. They didn't change their expressions. If they even did this
If you don't laugh, you really have nothing to do.
"Brother Jinyuan, what are they laughing at? They are laughing so happily, even the senior sister is laughing, why don't I find it funny? What is a condom?" Huang Xueyao asked doubtfully. After talking along the way, Chen Jinyuan
The relationship with the three girls became closer and closer, and the brother and sister started shouting.
"Yes! Yes! Brother Jin Yuan! What is a condom?" Bai Yu and Shu Xin also nodded in agreement.
"Pfft..." Chen Jinyuan, who was about to take a drink of water to moisten his throat, couldn't help but spit it out. Suddenly he felt the urge to vomit blood. Only now did he come back to his senses. Damn it, I thought I had met a master. I have to worry about my feelings here.
I talked hard for a long time, but I was playing the piano to a cow! I was dizzy! These girls jumped out from the cracks in the rocks, and they were so innocent. I couldn't help but feel a little ashamed, because I was committing a crime just now!
Everyone in the car listened to the three women's questions and laughed even more. They were all waiting to hear how Chen Jinyuan would answer. Zhao Xiaoman on the side also did not expect that his little sisters would ask such a question.
Her pretty face immediately turned red to the roots of her ears. Fortunately, she buried her head under her arms so that no one could see her, otherwise Chen Jinyuan would have been able to enjoy the spectacular sight of his sister's blushing face.
Chen Jinyuan was also extremely embarrassed at this time. He did not expect that the three women would pose such a problem to him in front of so many people. He secretly regretted that he should not have told them such a joke, and now he was trapped in a cocoon. Looking at the three women
With an innocent expression on his face, Chen Jinyuan was speechless, thinking quickly about how to answer.
"Well... this... condom... is... something that male compatriots use... to protect their brothers... to keep him... from causing trouble for themselves...
." Chen Jinyuan hesitated and finally came up with an answer that he thought was reasonable.
"Ha ha ha ha...."
Another burst of laughter.
"What! What's so funny about this!" the three women said in unison.
Chen Jinyuan wiped his sweat secretly, and warned himself never to tell jokes to his little sister in the future. The words on the Internet, "As soon as the joke comes out, the pretty sister will automatically get drunk!" are all lies to children.
After a long time, the car finally slowly returned to calm. Looking at the people in the car, some were rubbing their belly that hurt from laughing, some were rubbing their faces that were stiff from laughing, and some were taking out tissues to wipe the corners of their eyes.
Tears of laughter. From time to time, I would look back at Chen Jinyuan and others sitting at the back of the car. Then I seemed to remember something, so I quickly turned my head and couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Zhao Xiaoman also suppressed his smile and slowly raised his head. There was still a trace of blush on his face and tears in his eyes. He rubbed his stomach that was aching from laughing with his little hands and turned to Chen Jinyuan with some resentment.
Take a look.
This scene happened to be seen by Chen Jinyuan.
Damn! Is this teasing me? Why is it like this? Chen Jinyuan thought a little evilly.
This girl is really interesting. Just now it seemed like he owed her 2,500,000 to 80,000 yuan, and now she looks at him with such affectionate eyes (Chen Jinyuan's own understanding). Don't guess what the girl is really thinking!
"Brother Jinyuan! Let me tell you one more thing. What you just said is not funny at all!" Huang Xueyao said sweetly, shaking Chen Jinyuan's arm again.
"That's right! Brother Jin Yuan, you said you wanted to make us laugh."
"Ah! Are you still telling me?" When Chen Jinyuan heard that the three women wanted to tell jokes by themselves, he suddenly felt like crying without tears. If he could make a choice, he would rather tell a joke to the cow, so that he might be able to win the cow.
Made me laugh.
The two little jokes he just made made the driver almost hit the railing on the roadside. If he said it again, Chen Jinyuan was really afraid of causing a car accident, and talking to Niu Qin was not interesting. So in terms of life safety
Faced with the demand for beautiful women, Chen Jinyuan wisely chose the former.
"Uh... good sister! Please spare me! I really have nothing left!" Chen Jinyuan said with a bitter look on his face.
"No! You can't break your promise!" All the girls said in unison.
Oh my God! How could I have gotten into such a problem? Chen Jinyuan suddenly felt miserable, and his face turned into an embarrassing expression.
"Passenger friends, Cidu County Passenger Terminal is about to arrive. Passengers getting off the bus, please get ready!" The steward's voice rang at this critical moment. At this moment, Chen Jinyuan actually felt that the voice of the steward's aunt was like the sound of nature. It came just in time.
Ah! The frown suddenly relaxed.
It’s here so quickly! It’s really hard to feel the passage of time when accompanied by beautiful women, which once again proves the correctness of Einstein’s theory of relativity.
The car slowly drove into Cidu Station. The car would stop briefly at the station and drive to Emei twenty minutes later. Chen Jinyuan got off the bus right here, and then transferred to the county bus to the countryside. When he got to the countryside, he still had to
It takes more than half an hour to walk on a mountain road to get home.
Chen Jinyuan tidied up his clothes and got out of the car under the reluctant eyes of the girls and everyone in the car. Why were everyone in the car reluctant to leave? Because the jokes told by Chen Jinyuan brought a lot of laughter to everyone. They all felt that this
He is an interesting young man.
Remembering that he had finally mustered up the courage to ask the three girls for their phone numbers when he got off the bus just now, and the three girls actually asked him what a mobile phone was, Chen Jinyuan was immediately confused. If it weren't for the fact that these girls were so cute and well-dressed,
Fashionable, I really want to think that the three women are the primitive natives of that mountain.