"Stop, don't move!" Hai Dafu shouted hurriedly, and suddenly rushed in front of Chen Jinyuan, quickly snatched the bottle from Chen Jinyuan's hand, cherished it, and carefully put it back in its place, as if he was really a
Just like a baby.
As Hai Dafu said, an eunuch is an incomplete person, and his body is not considered a complete body after death. In ancient times, it was very important to leave a complete body after death, so eunuchs usually left their bodies after purification.
, he would keep his "treasure" well, and on the day of retirement, he would take it with him back to his hometown, and they would be buried together after death. Otherwise, the body would not be reborn without a complete body. So the eunuch cut himself off.
Your baby is more important than your own life.
"Well, I just wanted to take a look. I haven't seen it before." Chen Jinyuan smiled dryly.
Hai Dafu's little eyes widened, "Are you looking at this thing? You're such a rough guy, what if it breaks into pieces? If you want to look at it, just stand here and look at it. If it doesn't matter, what do you do with it?"
"
Hai Dafu's sissy behavior made Chen Jinyuan feel as if he had fleas all over his body. Looking at the angry Hai Dafu, Chen Jinyuan smiled sarcastically and asked knowingly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, but the bottle contains
What are they?"
"Whip!" Speaking of these bottles, Hai Dafu was a little angry just now, but he became active all of a sudden. He pointed at the bottles and introduced to Chen Jinyuan: "These are my collections for many years. This bottle is the Red Eyed Tiger of the Flame Mountain."
The king's whip, this bottle is the whip of the Maha Wolf King of the Tianhe Valley, this bottle is the powerful bull king whip of the Inner Mongolia grassland
..These are all obtained by me after a lot of hard work. This bottle is the Elephant King Whip from Tianzhu as a tribute to the emperor. This bottle is the Xiaoyue Dog King Whip as a tribute from Japan. This is...each bottle is
First-class quality.”
Hai Dafu kept talking, and Chen Jinyuan was really amazed. He waved his hand to interrupt Hai Dafu's words, "Father, I would like to ask, why do you collect so many aphrodisiac wines? You..." As he said,
Chen Jinyuan focused on Hai Dafu's crotch.
Hai Dafu curled his lips, "I got a folk remedy a few years ago. As long as I collect the whips of thirty-six kinds of animals and brew them into medicinal wine, and then drink it, life will reappear, and the cut off treasures will grow back again."
"
"Pfft!" Chen Jinyuan couldn't help laughing, "You believe this. That thing can grow back even if it falls off. You really surprised me."
"Are you laughing at me?" The excitement on Hai Dafu's face immediately froze, and he looked at Chen Jinyuan coldly with his small eyes.
"Uh, no!" Chen Jinyuan hurriedly suppressed his smile and said to Hai Dafu: "I'm just curious! Father, you can't trust all these folk remedies! Most of them are deceptive, and this stuff is an aphrodisiac.
Things, you have no yang to strengthen. Drinking too much will not do you any good. The fire energy all over the body has accumulated in the body and cannot be released. Sooner or later, it will be suppressed and cause internal injuries. I saw that you were coughing just now. It is probably caused by drinking too much of this aphrodisiac wine.
of."
"Fart!" Hai Dafu blushed and swore, "This is a hidden wound left by my fights with others in the early years." He coughed hard again, looking like a consumption ghost.
, Chen Jinyuan couldn't help but take two steps away.
Although Hai Dafu is very stubborn, he still has some doubts in his heart. He is a master of the sixth level of the day after tomorrow. Logically speaking, although this internal injury is severe, but after so many years, according to his own realm, he should have recovered a long time ago.
, but now instead of getting better, it is getting worse. Could it be that I drank too much aphrodisiac wine?
"My father-in-law has been drinking aphrodisiac wine for so long, is this folk remedy effective?" After Hai Dafu's coughing subsided for a while, Chen Jinyuan came over curiously and asked.
When Hai Dafu heard this, his tense face became a little embarrassed, and he glared at Chen Jinyuan: "It's none of your business!"
Chen Jinyuan chuckled and knew from Hai Dafu's tone that this remedy was ineffective. He looked at the bottle that Hai Dafu had snatched just now and asked teasingly: "What kind of whip is this?"
"Human whip!" Hai Dafu wiped the saliva from his mouth.
"Human whip?"
"My whip!" Hai Dafu's tone became more serious, seeming quite impatient.
"Oh!~" Chen Jinyuan let out a long oh, as if he just knew it, pretending to be extremely surprised: "My father-in-law's whip is really exquisite, so small and exquisite, it is very attractive!"
Hai Dafu stared at Chen Jinyuan speechlessly, "You kid, you are deliberately looking for a beating, right? I just told you that I have been in the palace as a eunuch since I was a child. How big can this thing be?" A pair of eyes
He looked at Chen Jinyuan as if he was about to breathe fire, as if he wanted to flatten him.
"Why is this old eunuch so angry? Don't experts say that castrated animals have docile tempers?" Chen Jinyuan cursed in his heart and hurriedly said to the furious Hai Dafu: "Haha, father-in-law, don't be angry, calm down, you
It's very unscientific to look for folk remedies like this. Fortunately, these are tonics. If they were poisons, you would be dead. If you want that thing to grow, I have a way!" After that, Chen Jinyuan said
He stared at Hai Dafu and said nothing, waiting for Hai Dafu's reaction.
"Really?" Hai Dafu's little eyes lit up immediately, but he was still a little skeptical. He had tried so many folk remedies to no avail. He didn't think Chen Jinyuan would be able to make his thing work.
grow out.
"Why are you lying to me?" Chen Jinyuan chuckled, "It's useless to mess around with science in everything. With the medical methods of our time, although I can't guarantee that you will become a complete
A man, but it is still possible to install a fake one through surgery!" Chen Jinyuan is not sure whether current medicine can install a real thing for Hai Dafu, but there are so many transgender people now, so give him
It shouldn't be a problem to install a fake one.
"Really? You didn't lie to me?" Hai Dafu let out a sharp cry and grabbed Chen Jinyuan with a pair of sharp claws.
"It's up to you whether you believe it or not!" Chen Jinyuan vigorously pushed away Hai Dafu's sharp claws. The old eunuch went to the point of madness in order to grow a lifeline. "You don't need to put on a fake beard. Go to the hospital and get an injection."
Male hormones are guaranteed to make your chest hair grow."
"Then you take me out now. I'm going to have an operation, I'm going to get some exercise..." Hai Dafu was so excited that he couldn't wait to let Chen Jinyuan take him out.
"Why are you panicking?" Chen Jinyuan frowned and looked at the excited Hai Dafu, "Let's get down to business first and then talk about it. The palm you just held was a bone-transforming cotton palm, wasn't it?..."
