Soon, Chen Jinyuan came downstairs with his six darling wives. Everyone had already started the banquet, and it was inevitable that they would sit around the table and toast. Fortunately, Chen Jinyuan was very skilled, and he had never been embarrassed by anyone when it came to the sport of drinking.
Among the people present today, there are quite a few good drinkers. As long as they are ancient warriors and are not allergic to alcohol, most of them can drink. It is quite difficult to drink these guys one by one. Chen Jinyuan and several wives
After walking around from the third floor to the first floor, my stomach was already full of drinks, and I had to go to the toilet several times to drain the water.
"I wish Mr. Chen and his wife all seven happy lives!"
"I wish Mr. Chen and his wife all seven children to have a baby soon!"
"I wish Mr. Chen and his wife a happy marriage and a long life together!"
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A lot of congratulations filled Chen Jinyuan's ears. Despite his deep internal strength and strong physique, Chen Jinyuan also felt that some alcohol had gone to his head. Although he relied on his internal strength to force out the alcohol, he couldn't resist the speed of drinking.
He didn't know that he had already drank dozens of bottles of wine, but these guys still refused to let him go, pouring them one bowl after another. Liu Rong and the other girls felt distressed and couldn't stop him.
"Boss Chen, come here, let's drink with you!" When they reached the third floor, Chen Jinyuan felt that his steps were a little sloppy, and he was actually a little drunk. He shook his head, and in a daze, he saw Bamo Muxia leading a large group of friends.
He came over carrying a wine bowl and a wine flask.
"No, I'm going to faint if I drink so hard! You have to slow down first!" Chen Jinyuan cried in his heart. This marriage is really life-threatening. He hurriedly pushed Xu Meng and Ouyang Xue away, who were holding his hands, and stood there.
He stabilized his body, smiled at the oncoming group of hungry wolves and patted his round belly, "Brother Bamo, look at me, I'm almost overflowing. Wait until I go to the toilet, and then I'll drink with you all. Today
You won’t come home until you’re drunk!”
After saying that, he turned around and walked away, quickly hiding in the bathroom.
"Mom, wait until I force out the Jiu Jin, and drink them one by one under the table!" In the bathroom, Chen Jinyuan gritted his teeth, and his strong internal energy started to work, forcing the Jiu Jin that was scattered in his body and had no time to evaporate to his fingers.
Point it out, use your penis finger, and the wine immediately turns into wine vapor, pouring out through the skin through the force of the finger. It shoots into the toilet like a fountain.
"It feels so good!" Chen Jinyuan exclaimed, "It feels so good."
"Holy shit, Brother Chen, what you peed was cow urine. It lasted so long!" Just as Chen Jinyuan was feeling refreshed, Tang Bohu's voice came from the cubicle next to him. This kid was playing the tuba.
"It's not like you guys took turns pouring me wine and didn't even have time to take a break!" Chen Jinyuan gritted his teeth and resented. As the smell of alcohol was forced out, his mind gradually began to clear up.
"Tch, today is your big day. It's right to drink from you. You usually drink from us. Finally it's everyone's turn to mess with you. How could anyone let go of such a good opportunity! Besides, Brother Chen's
As soon as he got married, he got a lovely wife with six bedrooms, and the brothers were very jealous!" Tang Bohu said with a mean smile.
"Hey, don't you have a lovely wife with eight bedrooms?" Chen Jinyuan curled his lips, "By the way, how are you and Qiuxiang getting along!"
"How's it going? Just like that. You didn't even let me hold your little hand even once. You really hurt me this time!" As soon as Chen Jinyuan finished speaking, Tang Bohu's weak and very plaintive voice came from next to him.
, "It goes without saying that when I finish defecating and go out, I will definitely get you drunk."
"Tch. Just you? I'm afraid I'm a little off. I want to get you drunk, but I don't know if shopkeeper Tong has prepared enough wine." Chen Jinyuan chuckled. If Tang Bohu got drunk, then what would happen to him, a great expert like himself?
Where should I put my face?
"Lao Liu, are you okay? It took you so long to pee?" Chen Jinyuan wanted to take it easy for a while, but Wang Yu's shouts came from outside.
"Fuck!" Chen Jinyuan secretly spat, and used his Yang finger to push with all his strength, trying to force out all the remaining alcohol in his body as quickly as possible.
"Poof!"
There was an explosion of the toilet breaking, and the toilet suddenly fell into several pieces, and then a fountain mixed with some yellowish things spurted out high from the sewer pipe.
"Damn, why did the toilet explode?" Chen Jinyuan was startled, but his skills were unambiguous. He immediately broke through the wooden door and shot out the electricity. Only then did he avoid being splashed all over by the feces shot out of the sewer pipe.
"Holy shit, Chen Jinyuan, what kind of plane are you planning?" Tang Bohu's miserable howl came from the bathroom. The miserable and angry voice mixed with it made Chen Jinyuan who was standing outside the bathroom couldn't help but shrink his neck. It was enough.
You can imagine Tang Bohu's miserable state, he must be covered in feces and urine now.
"Accident, accident, just an accident!" Chen Jinyuan patted his chest and secretly thought that it was very dangerous. If he had run a step slower just now, he might have been as miserable as Tang Bohu.
The toilet is made of ceramics. Although it is strong, it can withstand the impact of Chen Jinyuan's yang finger. It was better at the beginning. Just now, after being urged by the security chief, Chen Jinyuan destroyed his yang finger to the extreme. The toilet must not explode.
It's haunted.
"Damn, what's going on?" Before the security guard took a few steps, he heard an explosion from the bathroom. He was startled and ran back to see Chen Jinyuan standing at the door. A stream of water was coming from the bathroom.
The water kept flowing out from the door, and Tang Bohu's pitiful wailing and angry yelling kept coming from the bathroom.
"The toilet exploded!" Chen Jinyuan squeezed out a few words in embarrassment.
"Did the toilet explode?" Wang Yu gave Chen Jinyuan a weird look, "Holy shit, you little brat, you're so awesome that you actually burst the toilet with your urine. You're going to be famous throughout the ages and become a good story. You're such a fierce brat, you
Those wives haven't been shot through by you yet."
"Get out!" Chen Jinyuan kicked Wang Yu, "Why are you still standing? Hurry up and ask shopkeeper Tong to ask someone to repair the water pipe and fish out the people inside!"
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The meal didn't end until after three o'clock in the afternoon. During this period, Chen Jinyuan went to the toilet several times, but he was much more cautious to avoid experiencing the accident again.
During the banquet, when everyone was congratulating Chen Jinyuan with joy, Tang Bohu looked at Chen Jinyuan with a fierce look on his face. He didn't know if Chen Jinyuan had deliberately teased him just now, causing him to have no appetite at all. When he saw the food on the table, he
It was like seeing poop and it made me sick to death.
Even though he had taken several showers, Tang Bohu still felt a trace of odor lingering on his body. The most annoying thing was that when he came out of the toilet just now and was surrounded by people, even Qiuxiang covered her nose and sat away from him, which made Tang Bohu want to
I cried without tears, and I scolded Chen Jinyuan like crazy.
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