"Boss, it's posted crookedly! Move it to the left!"
"Is it okay?"
"Click right, click right again!"
"Are you looking for a fight? Should you go left or right?"
Chen Jinyuan stood on a stool and posted Spring Festival couplets, while Huang Mao stood beside him, mixing the paste and acting as the commander.
Maybe he shouldn't be called Huang Mao now. In order to please Chen's father, Huang Mao reluctantly dyed the yellow hair on his head black and took off his earrings. It seemed that he was determined to be a good young man.
Chen Jinyuan was pulled out of bed by his mother early in the morning, and he put up Spring Festival couplets, New Year pictures, and window grilles. Last night, he and Wang Jiao talked on the phone until twelve o'clock in the night. If Chen Jinyuan hadn't been very powerful, he wouldn't have been able to get up.
"Okay, that's it. If it's crooked, it's crooked. If you let me dictate it blindly, I'm afraid it will have to wait until next year!"
Chen Jinyuan clapped his hands, jumped off the stool, and looked up at the results of his busy morning.
"The beautiful sun and the wind make the mountains and rivers look like brocade; the harvest year brings spring to the earth." "The orioles, swallows, swallows, emeralds and reds are in perfect harmony everywhere; the rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, moon, moon, twilight and morning come and go every year!" Chen Jinyuan pinched
He lifted his chin, shaking his head and reciting word by word, with a smile on his lips.
"Boss is so talented!" Huang Mao flattered him.
"Go" kicked Huang Mao.
"Not to mention, Tang Bohu's writing is really impatient. There is a sense of free and uninhibited, unrestrained and unrestrained in the lines. I'm afraid these two words would have to sell for a lot of money now, right?" With such a great talent as Tang Bohu,
By my side, Chen Jinyuan even saved money on buying Spring Festival couplets and New Year paintings.
My mother was sweeping the floor in the yard, and when she saw the two of them, she couldn't help but smile, "You two pack your things and go play cards with them!"
"Okay!" The two agreed readily, having been waiting for this sentence for a long time.
It can be said that the Chen family is more lively than ever this year. When I opened the door of the main room, a wave of heat mixed with the smell of tobacco rushed over.
The house is burning homemade charcoal. This method of making charcoal is very simple. In the village, firewood is usually burned. After cooking, put the unburned firewood in the stove into a small, airtight jar and let it dry out.
The oxygen is extinguished, and when it is poured out, it becomes charcoal. This charcoal burns without smoke, does not have the strange smell of coal, and does not have the risk of carbon poisoning. Therefore, people in the mountains usually prepare a few large bags to keep warm during the winter.
The house was very popular, and there were many gamblers at the two tables.
Cousin, cousin and Xu Min are playing Landlords. Dad, second uncle, second aunt, and Tang Bohu are playing mahjong. Grandma is adding charcoal to the stove, Qingfeng and Wu Xiuwen are watching TV in the living room, and they are playing mahjong.
I am very curious about things. When I first saw something with pictures and sounds, I was simply amazed by it. I studied it carefully for a long time.
In the past, Chen Jinyuan was relatively introverted and rarely brought friends back. For these three so-called Chen Jinyuan friends who suddenly appeared, although they stayed at their own home to celebrate the New Year, the Chen family still welcomed them, but they only needed a few more pairs of bowls and chopsticks.
thing.
But a problem soon arose. The problem was Tang Bohu. On the night when he came back, his second uncle suggested playing mahjong. Tang Bohu pretended to be reluctant and didn’t know how to play. The second uncle said, it doesn’t matter if he can’t play.
, let’s play smaller, one dollar, and you’ll be fine after just a few games.
But once he started playing, the second uncle realized what kind of mistake he had made. The second uncle and the second aunt had dominated the gambling scene in Chenshan Village for many years, and their card skills could be said to be superb. They once boasted that their understanding of card playing could be compiled into a book "Introduction to Gambling"
"Guide", I have always been very confident in my poker skills. I dare not say that I have never lost, but I still win nine out of ten times.
But that night, it was almost all Tang Bohu who was playing cards. This guy pretended to be a pig and ate the tiger. All night long, several people were stunned. They lost nearly 5,000 yuan in a one-dollar mahjong game. Fortunately, Chen Jinyuan paid the bill, otherwise
Second uncle is really going to hit the wall.
The second uncle and second aunt felt that their dignity had been challenged. They had been pestering Tang Bohu to play cards almost every day these days. They could not even calculate how much money they had lost. If Chen Jinyuan hadn't been there, they would have been clean.
The second aunt was sweating coldly on her forehead, holding a trembling Zhang Er tube in her hand, wondering whether she should take it out.
"Second Aunt, you have to fight. The way you play, I'm afraid I won't be able to finish the game until tonight!" Tang Bohu held a yellow jujube tree in his mouth, leaning on the armchair, looking very coquettish.
There are three Anyu on the table in front of him, and there is only one card left in his hand.
Shuzhong Mahjong is different from mahjong in other places. There are no white and flower tiles in the southeast, northwest, and northwest. There are only three tiles in total, Wanzi, Tongzi, and Tiaozi. The four-person game is called a bloody battle to the end, and the rain is the Kong tile.
It is divided into clear rain and dark rain. If you have four identical cards in your hand, you can take them out to rain. Such a kong card can collect the chips of three companies. Mingyu is a kong card played by others. This kind of kong card can only be used by others.
Get one side's chips.
And now there are three dark rains in front of Tang Bohu, which means that it is at least three times, plus seven pairs, it is five times. Today Tang Bohu proposed a five-dollar deal, and the second uncle was eager for revenge and agreed without even thinking about it.
If Tang Bohu touches it himself, then each person will get at least 320 yuan.
Losing money is a trivial matter, but the key thing to lose is dignity.
The second aunt wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, looked up at the second uncle and Chen's father, and saw that the other party was also sweating profusely and looked like he was facing a formidable enemy.
"Two barrels!" The second aunt slowly played the cards in her hand.
"Hey, I'm sorry. Second aunt, it's all the same, three bars, seven pairs of dragons, eight times, take the money, take the money." Tang Bohu chuckled and spread out the card in his hand, and it turned out to be a two-cylinder card.
He stood up and extended his hands to the three of them.
The second aunt almost shrank under the table. Father Chen and the second uncle were better off. They only paid three yuan, which was 40 yuan, but the gun that the second aunt ordered was eight times 2560 yuan.
"Hey, you bitch, why are you always firing up guns? Do you know how to play cards?" The second uncle was a little angry.
"Why don't I know how to play cards? I have a lot of money in my hand. Why don't you ask me to keep a card to look good?" The second aunt lost the money, and she was even more angry.
"Oh, why don't you keep it? It's better than firing a gun!" Dad also complained with a look on his face.
At this time, the second uncle saw Chen Jinyuan coming in, and said with a sad face: "I say, Jin Yuan, where did you find this kid from? He is simply a monster! He doesn't know how to respect his elders at all, and he has been playing cards all morning
, I just messed up, and I’m still a jerk!”
My father and my second aunt couldn't help but nod, feeling quite the same.
Chen Jinyuan glared at Tang Bohu, who was so proud of himself. This boy was truly worthy of being a talented and talented man. He was good at eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling!
