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Chapter 15 Pacifiers and Diapers

The assistant coach turned off the game video.

"So, what do you think?" Funkel seemed very democratic.

"Bayern is really strong. The team is full of stars. There are world-class stars on every line. The 60 million euros of Klose, Toni, Ribery and other strong players introduced are not just decorations. I think Hamburg can

It's incredible that Bayern tied. "As the captain, Almaditis was naturally the first to speak in this situation.

A black line appeared on Funkel's head.

"Yes, yes, the two forwards Toni and Klose are both high center forwards with comprehensive skills and sharp headers. Coupled with wing superstars like Ribery, this is really an unstoppable attack."

Core Inamoto Junichi then expressed his opinion.

A second black line appeared on Funkel's head.

"If we want to defeat Bayern, we must defend and counterattack. As long as Callejon is in good condition and we hold on to the backcourt, Callejon uses speed to counterattack. As long as we seize an opportunity, we have the possibility of winning." Center defender Russ

He is still very optimistic about his team's defense.

Countless black lines had appeared on Funkel's head. After Ruth finished speaking, he could no longer restrain his temper and threw the projector against the wall.

"You bunch of shits, do you have all the shit in your head? Our opponent in the next game is Hamburg, it's Hamburg, not damn Bayern. I'm asking you about Bayern. What are you thinking about every day?

, everything in your head except for women is shit, go to hell!"

Seeing that the head coach was angry, all the animals in Frankfurt ran away, and within 10 seconds they had completely disappeared without a trace, leaving only a broken plate spinning on the ground, leaving Funkel with no target to vent his anger on.

But the training on the second day completely changed. There was no need for any tactical drills or technical training. After running 3000, run 5000. After running 3000, run 5000. After running 5000, run 1. All the Frankfurt players became long-distance runners.

Well, it was. However, the players who managed to survive the first day of training thought they had finally gotten through it. Who knew that the training for the next week would be exactly like this? Did he want these players to outrun the Hamburg team?

The training finally ended the day before the game. The reason was simple. Funkel had calmed down, so the day was devoted to tactical drills and group confrontations. In this hellish physical training for more than a week, only one player was the happiest.

, he is Meyer's classmate. Because he was a father for the first time, he took two weeks' leave, that is, he would not report to the team until after the game between Frankfurt and Hamburg, so he escaped this disaster. This made the prince even more

The thought came to mind, "If I become a father, will I escape this training?" I really don't know what the meaning of the word father is in the prince's mind.

In the group competition, the unlucky guy Koehler replaced Meyer and appeared in the main first team. Since the rise of the prince, this absolute main player last season has completely lost his position and is basically a substitute.

Throughout the training match, the prince performed well. He sent out a total of 5 assists and scored two goals. One was a free kick from 30 yards away, and the other was a one-stop in the frontcourt, surpassing four substitutes in a row.

The defensive player finally passed the goalkeeper and hit an empty goal. With the prince's 23-point shooting accuracy, basically an empty goal can be scored. Other situations are another matter.

Seeing that the prince was in such excellent condition, Funkel didn't worry too much about tomorrow's game, so he disbanded the team early after the match.

On the day of the game, the prince made some preparations. He decided that he must score a goal as a gift to his godson. He could not waste a sure-fire goal. However, the prince was very open-minded. Compared to his godson,

A sure-fire goal is nothing at all. If the old doesn't go away, the new won't come back.

In the dressing room, everyone watched what the prince was doing. They were all like curious babies, but the prince would never spoil the story. Everyone who didn't satisfy their curiosity had no choice but to leave.

"Oh my God, Frankfurt scored first in less than a minute. The Spanish genius Callejon scored a Maradona-style goal. He passed three Hamburg defenders with speed and didn't even let go of the goalkeeper.

Yes, it’s too cruel.”

"Look, Callejon took out something red from his shorts. Quick, the camera follows."

"Oh mygod! This is a super large baby diaper, or an extremely abnormal bright red one. What does he want to do?"

"It's unbelievable. Callejon actually wore this diaper outside his jersey shorts. Is this a Superman costume?"

"Look, he took something out of his shorts again. Hey, I said this so evilly. Oh, it's a pacifier. Callejon put the pacifier in his mouth and made a sucking motion.

I haven’t heard that he is a father. According to external information, the Spaniard is not married yet, and he doesn’t even have a girlfriend. Could it be that he is so good at hiding that he has deceived everyone in the world?”

"Callejon took off his jersey again, revealing the shirt with writing inside, oh, let's see what this talented star wrote. Dedicated to my lovely godson-Rossi Maier, I wish you the best.

Grow up healthily and happily, your godfather, Callejon. Oh, it turns out it’s for his godson, that’s not surprising. I heard that Callejon’s good friend Meyer’s wife is giving birth, and today I’ll compete with Maier.

Meyer didn't play, and he didn't even make the squad. He must have become a father. As a good friend, it's normal for Callejon to be the godfather of Meyer's child, so the whole thing becomes clear."

Yes, this is the celebration that the prince has been thinking about before, wearing diapers and sucking a pacifier. Such a creative way is not something that any otaku can think of. Generally, an otaku will always fantasize about something to show off, and the prince is no exception.

"Although I don't want to interrupt your celebration, because of your behavior of taking off your clothes, I have to show you a yellow card as a warning." The referee of this game, Greif, came to the prince and showed him a yellow card.

.

The rules of the Bundesliga are that if you accumulate 5 yellow cards in the league, you will be automatically suspended for one game. In addition to the yellow card you got for provoking Werder Bremen fans last time, this is the second one. It is already long before the suspension. The prince did not think about which round of the game this is.

ah.

The next game got on track. Frankfurt firmly controlled the rhythm of the game. Prince, who had already scored a goal, did not have a very strong desire to score. This is definitely good news for the team's forward Alma Ditis.

, in this case, he will usually be fed well by the prince.

In the 12th minute, Inamoto made a long pass from midfield. Prince knocked the ball back from the right side of the penalty area. Almadetis followed up with a low shot with his right foot. The ball went into the lower left corner, 2-0.

In the 36th minute, Madavecchia took a free kick in the frontcourt. The ball was pushed into the penalty area by Atuba. The prince did not wait for the ball to land and turned around to pass the ball with his right foot. Almadetis pushed the ball into the lower right corner of the goal. 3

Than 0.

Before the first half was over, Frankfurt was already leading by three goals. This made coach Funkel, who was still worried, completely relieved. He stood on the sidelines and scolded Fang Qiu, showing his true qualities as a famous coach. Unfortunately, he couldn't see it no matter how he looked.

It's like he has something in his stomach.

During the halftime break, Funkel highly praised the team's performance, especially Prince's two passes and one shot. Out of consideration for protecting the players, he decided to replace Prince in the second half to prevent the Hamburg players from getting angry and deliberately causing mischief.

If the prince is injured, his team will be knocked back to its original shape.

The prince didn't care whether he played in the second half or not. The team had already determined the victory anyway, and he wouldn't be overturned if he didn't play, so he might as well rest more. So the prince didn't refute Funkel and played honestly in the second half.

Watching the game from the bench, it’s not disruptive at all.

The second half of the game was extremely dull. Frankfurt did not attack and Hamburg did not attack. The players on both sides seemed to be competing to see who had the higher ball possession rate in the backcourt. The final score was the same as the first half, 3:0. Frankfurt won again.

A victory.

In other games of this round, after being held to a 1:1 draw by Hamburg in the last round away game, the leader Bayern Munich once again lost points. They were held to a 1:1 draw by Schalke 04 at home on Saturday afternoon. Now

There is a 4-point gap from the leader Frankfurt. Dortmund defeated Werder Bremen, who had just been defeated by Frankfurt, 3:0 at home; the defending champion Stuttgart finally stopped the previous decline and defeated Cottbus 3-0 at home.

The three forwards Cacao, Everton and Gomez each scored a goal.

After Bielefeld was reversed by Eintracht Frankfurt in the second round, they realized their humiliation and then bravely won several games. They defeated Rostock at home in this round and now rank third in the standings after Frankfurt and Bayern;

Leverkusen defeated Bochum 2:0 at home, Nuremberg drew 2:2 with Hannover 96, and Wolfsburg's home game against Karlsruhe and Hertha Berlin's away game against Duisburg will be on week.

They will be played on 24 days, but these two games will basically not affect the top positions in the standings.

Eintracht Frankfurt, which has won five consecutive games at the beginning, will catch up with the previous best start in the Bundesliga as long as they win the next two league games. Looking at the 50-year history of the Bundesliga, only three teams have previously set a record of 7 starts.

The consecutive winning records include Bayern Munich in the 1995-96 season, Kaiserslautern in the 2001-02 season and Mainz in the 2010-11 season. In the 8th round of the Bundesliga in the 1995-96 season, Bayern Munich 1-1

3 losses to Dortmund ended the winning streak. In the 8th round of the 2001-02 season, Kaiserslautern lost 0-2 at the feet of Wolfsburg. In the 8th round of the 2010-11 season, Mainz lost 0-0 at home.

1 lost to Hamburg.

Judging from Frankfurt's current state, it is difficult for Bochum and Karlsruhe to organize their progress. As for whether Frankfurt can make history and become the only team in the history of the Bundesliga to start with 8 consecutive victories, it is

In the eighth round, can Frankfurt defeat Cottbus in an away game? According to the current mainstream view of the media, the probability of Frankfurt defeating Cottbus and creating history is too high, unless Callejon cannot

But is this obviously unrealistic? Do we really want to put a black foot on the playing field and get him off directly? No one would do such a thing. For Bochum and Karlsruhe,

Whether Frankfurt can break the record really doesn't have much to do with them. It's just a game. If you win, you win, if you lose, you lose. They really don't care much about anything else.


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