Putting aside the future butter player for the time being, the key point is to look at Chelsea's celebrations.
Facing the boos from the audience, Joe Cole waved his fingers like a band conductor. Then all the Chelsea players came to line up in front of the home team's bench. Joe Cole made another gesture.
, the players turned back on the spot, with their backs to Hammers coach Corbishley.
Chelsea coach Grant looked at the players standing in front of the opponent's coach and wondered what on earth these monkey kids were going to do. He hoped they could stay sensible and not do anything too shocking, otherwise they would have to
After trying so hard to wipe their butts, Grant feels that he has been aging faster since he took the coaching job at Chelsea.
Corbishley was filled with hatred when facing the Chelsea players. If the law had not been ignored, he would have shot them all with a machine gun. No, the machine gun was not enough, but the missiles were real. Once they were fired, the whole world
Everything is quiet.
Joe Cole looked at the livid Hammers coach provocatively, raised his right hand high and snapped his fingers. Although in the stadium with loud boos, this sound could not make a splash, but his
The purpose is not to make any noise.
At this time, the Chelsea players standing in a row received Joe Cole's signal and counted silently one, two, three, and then a scene that shocked the world occurred.
Starting with John Terry, the Chelsea players pulled up their shorts in order, and then bent over at 90 degrees, forming a row of big butts facing the opponent's coach.
Corbishley was going crazy. It was nothing to be targeted by ten butts. The key was that their underwear still had their own funny pictures printed on them. As their buttocks twisted regularly, this ironic picture came to life.
, as if he was laughing at him.
However, what made him even more humiliated and angry was still behind. Joe Cole came behind Terry at the front of the row, looked back and pointed at the Hammers coach, and then slapped Terry on the butt, no, on the underwear.
A slap came to Corbishley's portrait, but in Corbishley's opinion, the slap was the same as a slap on his own face.
Joe Cole came behind the second deputy Lampard again and made the same move as before, pointing, slapping, pointing, slapping. All Chelsea players were spanked mercilessly by him.
At this time, Corbishli felt that his face had been slapped countless times by countless people.
Why is the sky a little cloudy? This was Corbishley's last thought before he fainted.
The Chelsea players, led by Joe Cole, were also a little surprised after the opponent's head coach fainted. Why did the old man have such poor quality? This was the first celebration. There were several others waiting to perform after him. Why did it happen so quickly?
It doesn’t work anymore!
It's not that they are vicious. For such people who have no shame or morals, pity is meaningless. Anyway, it doesn't seem to be a big deal. What's more, they just fainted due to high blood pressure.
However, they got into trouble. The referee originally wanted to watch the show while they were performing. He planned to issue a yellow card to show his presence after the performance was over, so he did not stop it in time, but
When he saw the Hammers coach fainting, he secretly cried out. If the Football Association went deeper, he would not be able to escape the punishment for dereliction of duty. He was so angry that he didn't care about Corbishley's life or death. He faced the smug
Joe Cole received a red card and sent him off the field directly. Then he showed yellow cards to ten accomplices who he considered to be shameless before he even thought of calling an ambulance.
Well! Except for Joe Cole, who was sent off directly, the remaining ten unlucky players on the Chelsea field each received a yellow card.
Grant, who was very involved in watching the show just now, quits. How can you play like this? Each person gets a yellow card. What a joke. How can we play in this game?
Fortunately, the assistant coach on the side noticed something strange about Grant, and hugged him tightly regardless of his image, so that Grant did not rush into the field to find trouble with the referee. This can be regarded as a great contribution to Chelsea. Otherwise, if Grant was
His temper must be directly responsible for his fate in the stands.
The players on the Chelsea field were also frightened by the referee, and they were playing cards like this. This was not playing poker!
However, the game had to go on. Under the constraints of the captain and deputy, the Chelsea players finally managed to cheer up and restart the game, but they could not change the situation with one person missing on the field.
The coach was so angry that he passed out. If the Hammers players didn't show anything, they would really be girls without balls. The angry players were like aliens who had just flown from Mars and invaded the earth. They didn't care whether they lived or died.
For a moment, everyone on the court was on their backs. As long as they were standing creatures, the Hammers would knock them down. The Chelsea team was already exhausted because of one less player. Now facing the wolf-like Hammers, it was like howling.
The sheep waiting to be slaughtered are surprisingly docile.
However, although the situation was at a disadvantage, Chelsea's players were of a different level than the Hammers. Although West Ham United, which had one more player, was attacking fiercely, it was still unable to break the situation. Therefore, until the end of the first half, the score between the two teams was still the same.
0:1, West Ham United, playing at home, is one goal behind.
"Look at how you are all bear-like and eggless guys, and let a bad team like West Ham United beat you. If I were you, I would have jumped into the river a long time ago, and I still have the nerve to sit here. Joe Cole was punished
After he goes down, you just watch him being bullied. Does he still look like a man? What if there is one less person? Let me tell you, if you can play, then give me a good kick. If you can't, then get out of here." As soon as he entered the locker room, he said
He was yelling curses, but the Chelsea players were like little chickens and did not dare to say a word when being scolded.
"We don't want to defend in the second half, attack them desperately, suppress them, and see who scores more goals. Michael, you rest in the second half. Little Wright, you go up and play Joe Cole's position. You two full-backs need to step up your offense. Don't
I'm cowering in the back like a bitch and telling you, if you can't win the game, give me extra training when you get back." Seeing everyone's obedient behavior, Grant finally calmed down a bit and arranged the tactics for the second half.
But poor Joe Cole was squatting alone in the corner of the locker room. He was still the worst. He originally wanted to humiliate the hateful old man, but he didn't expect that this guy's mental quality was so poor. He still didn't feel better.
So he knelt down and even got sent off. Isn't it unlucky?
"Captain, why am I so miserable? I finally got a chance to be slapped in the face, and I was kicked off the field. The celebration hasn't happened yet. What do you think I should do?" Qiao Cole pulled me back pitifully and was about to get ready.
Terry walking out of the locker room.
"Also, if you didn't have to make such a big noise, we would have received a yellow card each. Damn it, I will be suspended again in the next game. After the game is over, we will deal with you like this." Terry felt that he
It was quite unlucky. He had already accumulated 4 yellow cards. In addition to the unnecessary gain just now, he was automatically suspended for the next game. He had no place to vent his grievances and of course he was not happy with Joe Cole.
"Don't, it's okay if I'm wrong. I'll treat you when you get back. Whether it's a meal or a casual party, you decide. I'll bleed a lot and I'll make sure you're both physically and mentally satisfied." This kid is really good at bribing people.
"Even if we don't cause trouble for you, you won't get better. Do you think Mr. Grant can let you go? If you win the game, it's okay. If you lose or draw, you can hang yourself." Terry heard Diversion 2
As he spoke, his eyes flashed, and his tone became less harsh.
"It's okay, I can definitely win. I still have a question now. I have thought about a few celebrations before. How about you test who scores a goal later?" Qiao Cole is obsessed with it and always wants to get angry again.
Sexual release is clean.
"I think you'd better take a break. I don't want to die as much as you do. You're blind as a referee!" Seeing that Joe Cole was still so uninterested, Terry said a few words and left, following this
It's really impossible to communicate with a second-rate person.
At the beginning of the second half, the Chelsea generals who were scolded so much that they didn't even recognize their mother seemed to have taken aphrodisiac. In their eyes, the big man from West Ham United was no longer the tall and thick Zhang Fei, but the posing Pan Jinlian.
They were so hungry and thirsty that they couldn't sit still, so they rushed forward with howls.
Although there was still one more player, the Hammers' momentum was exhausted after the halftime break. Facing the dissatisfied Chelsea generals, they were unable to resist and plummeted.
Chelsea really don't need to defend now, because it is impossible for the football to appear in their own half. However, without a decent midfield organizer, Chelsea failed to seize the opportunity many times when they needed to change the rhythm. It was just a
Jiner's fierce attack, faced with opponents retreating across the board, was unable to score for a while.
There is no suspense about the outcome of the game. If he keeps playing like this, although he may not score again, winning the game steadily is also a very good result. Therefore, facing the situation on the field, the prince did not think about it.
We need to change, otherwise, if the prince takes the initiative to organize the offense, it will not be difficult to score a few more goals.
West Ham United did not make any waves in the second half. Although they had the numerical advantage, because the head coach was not playing on the sidelines, they kept defending with all their strength and did not invest any troops in the offense. Although they were not very satisfied with the result of a small loss by one goal
, but there are not many ways, just accept your fate.
The second half of the game was extremely dull, with no goals and very few fouls. The 21 players on the field seemed to be completing their tasks mechanically. In this absurd atmosphere, this comedy-like game
The league is over. Chelsea defeated the Hammers 1:0 away from home with Joe Cole's crotch-piercing goal.
