This was not the first time that Joseph led troops on an expedition, nor was it the first time that he kowtowed to his ancestors in Heroes' Square after a triumphant return. According to the previous procedure, everyone would turn around and leave after the ceremony, travel around the city with the army for a week, and then go straight to the palace to have an audience.
Your Majesty the Emperor. Today, Joseph is also preparing to repeat this procedure.
After bowing their heads for a minute, Joseph and others stood up, looked up to admire the heroic posture of their ancestors as usual, and then prepared...
Well?!
I saw a bearded guy sitting on top of the statue, smiling at them and waving his hands.
Everyone in the group, including Joseph, who had experienced many battles, was stunned.
After a moment, Sanchez reacted first and shouted angrily: "Who are you and what are you doing up there?!"
As soon as Sanchez opened his mouth, the others also calmed down and began to yell and ask questions angrily.
As soon as the people below began to curse, Ye Ze understood it immediately.
Even if he didn't know who the statue was, he knew that these people were saluting the statue and not him.
While Ye Ze was embarrassed, he also complained secretly in his heart.
There are so many statues in the square, but you don’t kowtow to the biggest one, but instead kowtow to the statue at the back. There is something really wrong.
Ye Ze wanted to see the excitement but couldn't see it before, so he focused on these statues. These heroes are respected by the people of Zerbist, but Ye Ze, an illiterate, is not included in them.
Ye Ze didn't want to attract too much attention, so he specially picked a seemingly ordinary statue at the back and climbed up.
Let’s put it bluntly, today’s main character is the Second Legion. Even on normal days, few people look at what’s on top of the statue. It’s so busy today, who has the heart to look at the statue. So Yeze squatted on top of it for a long time, and nothing happened.
He was discovered. But Yeze was too carried away, and accidentally squatted on Sepp Blatter's head...
Looking at the angry faces below, Ye Ze also knew that he had done something wrong. Originally, climbing the statue without authorization was very immoral. What's more, they even saluted themselves in a daze.
"People above, get down quickly!!" The officer maintaining order at the scene was also furious. He never thought that someone would be so bold as to climb the statue in Heroes' Square, and he cursed anxiously and angrily.
Fortunately, Ruhl was not nearby at this time, otherwise he would have definitely recognized who the guy above was.
"Come down, come down soon..." Ye Ze slipped down along the back of the statue. As soon as he was there, he was held down by several guards. Ye Ze knew that he was in the wrong and did not resist.
Joseph didn't have much emotion other than being disgusted. As a military boss and an imperial earl, he still had the magnanimity he should have. Joseph ordered:
"He's just a young man who wants to watch the excitement. Let's let him go if he's taught a lesson."
After saying that, he turned around and strode away. The other family members looked at each other and followed closely.
Sanchez turned around and glared at Ye Ze fiercely, and emphasized to the officer: "Teach me a harsh lesson!!!"
It has to be said that the Sepp family's upbringing is relatively well-educated. Brat sacrificed himself for the residents of a city, and this sentiment has been passed down. If it were to be replaced by another noble, he directly ordered Ye Ze to be given to him.
It clicked.
The officer glanced at Yeze, feeling very depressed. He ordered: "I heard you clearly just now. Drag this kid down and give him a good beating, and then lock up Sanyue."
If Ye Ze can accept a beating, he won't be willing to be imprisoned for three months. As the victims said, they will let you go if you teach them a lesson. What trouble will you get if you run errands for no reason...
A few wolf-like soldiers dragged Ye Ze away, and Ye Ze obeyed and followed. But when they got into the crowd, people were squeezing left and right, the soldiers suddenly felt that their hands were empty, and Ye Ze didn't know when to run away.
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Amidst the shouts of catching fugitives, Ye Ze ran out of the crowd, left Heroes' Square, and walked through a few streets. After making sure that no one was chasing him, he breathed a sigh of relief. I must be honest, I really can't just watch this bustle. Just crawl on.
Anyone tall can see things.
"teacher?"
Leng Buding heard a voice from behind, startling Ye Ze. When he turned around, he saw it was Zatanna.
Yeze breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Zatanna said a little strangely: "I'll help you customize a dress. Stan and the others went to Heroes' Square to look for you. Didn't they meet you?"
"There are so many people there, it's so easy to encounter them." Yeze now felt guilty when he heard the words Heroes' Square, and interrupted: "Is the dress ready? Let me take a look."
"The Fire Spirit is watching, don't worry, you..." Zatanna looked at Yeze's face and said helplessly: "Can't you shave your beard? And your hair..."
Ye Ze touched his chin and face, feeling quite prickly.
Ever since Angelina used fire feathers to burn Ye Ze to ashes in the fighting arena, Jesus' appearance has disappeared and he has always looked like a beggar. His hair is as messy as a bird's nest, and his face is covered with uneven beard stubble.
. Even when I was participating in the competition, I didn’t clean up much. But tonight is a royal dinner after all, so it’s really not appropriate to go like this.
After Zatanna's repeated requests, she finally pulled Yeze into a barber shop not far away and started cleaning up.
After a while, Stan and the others also came back from the Heroes' Square. They were very happy to see Yeze here, and he also talked about interesting things in the square with great interest. A guy who was not very smart climbed on top of the statue of Brat.
He also waved to Joseph, the commander of the expeditionary force, and escaped after being caught. The Guards are now looking for him throughout the city.
Yeze listened with black lines on his head, but he couldn't admit that the person was him, so he could only laugh along with him, and rarely cooperated with the barber's work.
Once everything is finally tidied up and the dress is ready, it’s time to change into it.
"Wow... you really can't tell." Zatanna praised.
Huo Ling also looked up and down: "Teacher, those noble ladies will definitely be crazy about you tonight..."
Huo Lin frowned: "Before I gained weight, I was no worse than the teacher..."
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Ye Ze is now more than 1.9 meters tall, with a toned but not bloated figure, and is very well-proportioned. Ye Ze's inspiration also inspired him to comb his messy bird's nest hair into a sleek back hairstyle like that of Ponyboy. He then put on a black and gold suit.
The long dress with pattern has a somewhat aristocratic temperament.
Although he can't compare to a pure handsome guy, Yeze can definitely be said to be heroic. Especially compared with his previous bearded look, fat people are even more shocked when they see him.
Yeze is also very satisfied with his new look. After changing his look, the city guards who want him must not be able to recognize him.
Ye Ze straightened his clothes, became energetic, and said loudly:
"Go to the palace and have a banquet!!"
The fat guys looked at each other, and Stan asked carefully: "Teacher, do you...know the way?"
"Uh..." Ye Ze paused, pondered for a while, and then said: "You guys, lead the way!"
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