Chapter 335 There is no electric board in the head?
"You elders, I see, we really won't be able to play happily together in the future. How can all the demolition experts who just cross the river and demolish the bridges be so good at burying people..."
Xue Laosanfang wanted to continue talking, but the three people in the room were already covering their mouths and laughing loudly. Even Xu Ziqian, who had always been stern, also laughed so hard that he couldn't stop coughing.
Indeed, even though the atmosphere of the scene was always solemn, the famous Internet phrase that Xue Laosan blurted out inadvertently was still extremely lethal.
At this moment, there were two knocks on the door.
Xue Laosan rushed forward in twos and twos, opened the door and saw that it was Qi Rusheng.
Qi Rusheng nodded at him, turned to Xue Anyuan and said, "Chief, the meeting is over over there, do you think?"
Xue Laosan said, "Old Qi, you go to the Peony Hall first and leave the rest alone!"
As soon as he said it (Dingdian Novel Mobile Version), Qi Rusheng turned around and left without waiting for Xue Anyuan to confirm the order.
"Gao, this move is called East Strike West. If Xiao Qi goes to the Peony Hall, he will probably lose his heart over there. Brother Anyuan will go to the Plum Blossom Hall later, and it will be much easier!"
An Zaihai praised it, but he couldn't stop admiring it in his heart. When did Xue Laosan's brain turn faster than others? If this crystal monkey can't succeed, who can succeed?
"Okay, Third Brother, hurry up and tell me. I have to go to the Plum Blossom Hall right away. Rusheng's side won't take long."
As he spoke, Xue Anyuan couldn't help but rub his fists, looking somewhat complacent.
Xue Laosan didn't talk nonsense and said directly, "That's it. When you and the old leader express your stance, you must be firm. And take the initiative to put forward your opinions on the review method. First of all, when the review passes in front of Chengtian Gate, you must remember to say
Salute in the direction of the old leader of Chengtian Gate Tower. Finally, and most importantly, you must coordinate clearly with the military parade unit. When it comes to addressing each other, it is best to follow the rules and refer to old things. In short, when addressing each other, you must pay attention to avoid suspicion!
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"Of course, I can only come up with these two things here temporarily, but I have a general outline here. You must remember it. That is, no matter what, you always adhere to one thing. How to be low-key, how to be humble!
I believe this is your specialty!"
It turns out that Xue Anyuan just jokingly asked Xue Laosan if he had anything to explain. He was originally meant to tease this nephew who always had ideas.
Little did he know that Xue Laosan was thinking about the military parade in future generations, and suddenly thought of the issue of title, and then he came up with these words.
Because this military parade in another time and space was the first time that the supreme leader appeared, the title designed at that time was very leader-like, and the title of the August 4th military parade became a template for later generations.
However, Xue Anyuan's military parade this time was an excellence, not a leader. Therefore, in order to avoid historical inertia, Xue Laosan naturally had to remind Xue Anyuan to pay attention to the details of the title.
You should be extremely careful this time when you steal something that will never be seen in the world.
In Xue Laosan's view, Xue Anyuan this time, and even the entire Xue family, is like a cultivator who has cultivated to a certain level and is overcoming a catastrophe, overcoming an unparalleled catastrophe.
If it is successfully overcome, the foundation of the Xue family will be completely solid, and there will no longer be any worries about the foundation.
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As Xue Laosan's final explanation was over, Xue Anyuan immediately stepped out and went out. Xu Zigan patted Xue Xiang on the shoulder and left as well.
Yu An was in the sea, but he inexplicably grabbed Xue Laosan's shoulder and hit him hard on the head. He tossed and turned around for a long time, muttered "The electric board is not connected", and then drifted away.
Xue Laosan was left stunned for a long time before he realized what the Secretary of An University was playing tricks on. He was thinking about everything, and the blood in his scalp tightened. With a brush, the strong black hair seemed to be attracted by a magnet.
The silver needles stand upright.
Xue Laosan shook his hair gently, and it showed a perfect side parting. His energy and blood suddenly burst, and the hair that stood up fell down.
The hair that was disturbed by An Zaihai immediately returned to normal!
Xue Laosan raised his hand and looked at the watch. It was almost half past two, according to the schedule before the meal.
After the luncheon, all the concierges had an hour and a half of rest. At three o'clock in the afternoon, it was arranged to enjoy the gardens in the Summer Palace.
Xue Laosan had no intention of joining in the fun, but the reception office had planned it carefully. The concierge arriving this time had already come in before the National Day viewing ceremony ended tomorrow, so there was no way he could leave.
As for the room where he rested at night, Xue Laosan still doesn’t know where it is. Apparently, the reception office deliberately kept it hidden in order to deal with those senior people.
Otherwise, once the room is arranged, the subsequent activities will definitely not be able to go on. After all, some of the people who can come here have never seen the scenery of the Forbidden City.
Therefore, the reception office came to do this, and Xue Laosan had nowhere to go, so he had to follow the crowd. He could not stay in this auditorium. Later, he was discovered by the service staff and asked to leave.
He was short on time, and when he arrived at the end of the field, the courtesy car had already started.
Seeing him coming, the team leader curled his lips, after all, there was no nonsense.
Xue Laosan knew that he was in the wrong, but he didn't have the same understanding as him, and he didn't have the time to do so.
It turned out that when he arrived, a group of old comrades full of enthusiasm from that era were entertaining themselves and singing red songs to cheer up.
When Xue Laosan got into the car, he was immediately grabbed by the old comrades and asked to perform a performance.
Xue Laosan didn't have any acting talent, so he refused again and again.
However, he is the only little comrade here. He is truly alone, how can he defeat everyone?
In desperation, I had no choice but to put it on the shelves and perform on stage.
He didn't know any other songs either. Fortunately, he still remembered the most widely circulated song in the stubborn circle, "Red Star Shines on Me to Fight", so he immediately started singing it.
As soon as he opened his mouth, Xue Laosan discovered that the taste was not right.
When the song came out of his throat, his voice was pure and clear, the volume was extremely high, and the vocal range was extremely wide.
As soon as his thoughts changed, Xue Laosan came back to his senses.
It turns out that he is no longer what he used to be in the past. He has mastered the martial arts of China, has energy flowing all over his body, can control all things with magic, and his control over his body has reached the pinnacle.
Just by imitating the original singer of the song, the mouthpiece automatically achieves perfect coordination. In this way, when the singing voice is exported, the sound vibrates the trees and stops the clouds, demonstrating super high singing skills.
After the song had settled down, the moving limousine suddenly burst into thunderous applause and cheers, followed by shouts of "one more" one after another.
Xue Laosan was also happy to be close to these old heroes and meritorious officials of the Republic, and he had nothing to do. He could make these respectable old men and old ladies happy, so he would not hesitate to show off his singing voice.
At that moment, Xue Laosan started the red song concert mode.
He didn't know many songs. After singing a few familiar ones, he decided to take a break.
Unexpectedly, everyone was in high spirits, but even if they were willing to respond, Xue Laosan said he would not, and they immediately started teaching on the spot.
Xue Laosan has such great learning ability, he can master it as soon as he learns it, and the concert can continue.
When the car arrived at the end of the field, the concert came to an end.
What Xue Laosan didn't expect was that his passionate singing this time would completely win the favor of all the old heroes and heroes...
And these old heroes, old heroes, although their titles are not prominent, their official positions are not obvious, but their circles are very wide, and their praise of Xue Laosan has been widely spread, so that Xue Laosan's evaluation in the circle of the elderly has improved.
Quite a few.
Originally, in the circle of old people, it was well known that the Xue family boy was extremely smart.
In addition to this impression, ruthless tactics, perverse temperament, and arrogance and domineering are also widely spread under the covert promotion of certain people.
However, as soon as this "concert" where Xue Laosan respected the elderly was held, the old heroes and veterans unconsciously spread the word, which helped Xue Laosan save his reputation to the greatest extent.
This was something Xue Laosan never expected.
However, he said that when they arrived at the end of the field, Xue Laosan was the first to get out of the car, said hello to the team leader, and then left by himself.
Xue Laosan had been to the Summer Palace before and was very familiar with the place. After getting off the car, he went straight to the back of Wanshou Mountain.
Passing through the dense ancient trees, the gorgeous promenade, and walking along the back lake slowly, you will swim slowly. At that time, the back lake is like a mirror, with vast expanse of blue waves, the sky wind blows through the thousands of trees, the forest waves are bursting, and the sound of the trees is like a sea.
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Seeing that there was no one around, Xue Laosan pulled out the cigarette case from his pocket, took out a cigarette, lit it, and continued walking along the lake.
Due to the National Day reception, the Summer Palace has implemented restrictions early, and even reception by the corresponding units has been stopped. This time it is only open to concierges.
Therefore, the vast and beautiful garden is extremely quiet at the moment.
Along the way, Xue Laosan saw almost no one. Passing through the exotic Tibetan-style ancient temple, Xue Laosan finally arrived at the destination of his trip, the Huaqu Garden, which was modeled after the Changchang Garden in Wuxi.
The scenery in this humorous garden is extremely splendid and the most exquisite. It is called the Garden of Ten Thousand Gardens.
Xue Laosan came here once before, but it was in a hurry, so he naturally wanted to enjoy it as much as he could.
Unexpectedly, God failed to fulfill his wish. As soon as he stepped into the garden, he heard the sound of people. It seemed that there were three or five people chatting in the garden.
Xue Laosan has a unique passion for sensuality and has great taboos about enjoying the scenery. The most taboo is being lively.
The place was lively, and Xue Laosan didn't want to come forward, so he turned back and looked for another place.
Just as he moved away, a long-lost but familiar voice sounded, "Third brother, this way, this way..."
Xue Laosan looked at the sound and suddenly felt bad luck secretly in his heart.
It turned out that Shi Jianfei was under an immortal pine tree, waving his arms towards him.
Xue Laosan really didn't want to go there. Of course, it wasn't because he was afraid of Director Shi.
It's just that he really doesn't want to wear a mask and deal with Director Shi, especially when he is ready to relieve his worries and express his feelings.
This feeling is really similar to when you are about to sleep with a beautiful woman, and an evil guest comes to your door.
"Director Shi, you are busy and you are busy. I have nothing to do. I will wander around so as not to delay your work."
Xue Laosan hesitated before taking a step forward.
If there were a few people in the world that he didn't want to face the most, Jian Fei would be one of them.
Although, compared to Jiang Chaotian, Shi Yanei's weight in Xue Laosan's heart is slightly smaller.
But facing Jiang Yameni, at least Xue Laosan can still be relaxed and free-spirited, but facing Director Shi who does one thing in front of his face and another behind his back, wearing a mask, he really feels like he has stepped on dog shit and is so disgusting. (Unfinished)