It was just that the man was chasing too fast. I didn’t expect that such a thin man would run so fast that he chased the little guy for three streets. If it weren’t for the dense alleys here, and he turned left and right, that guy wouldn’t be there. Depending on the geography, the little guy would have been caught eight times!
He leaned against the tree, his little face lowered, and in an instant, a pool of water stains appeared on the ground. Suddenly, the little guy gritted his teeth and spit out three words "Smelly Old Xue". "The top story",
Just as he was about to start thinking about how he would torment his stinky brother when he returned home, under the green shade, a five-cent coin appeared around his feet, spinning non-stop.
"Child, take it to buy some food. It's such a pitiful thing to pick up some tatters and get chased everywhere. Oh, what a world."
When the little guy raised his head, he saw a bald old man, stooped, holding a broken cattail leaf fan, shaking it three times as he walked, sighing.
The little guy was stunned and was about to shout, "I'm not a rag picker!"
Suddenly, I found that my body was covered with dirt and mud, and there was a hole in the crutch of my left arm, with a long blood streak hanging out.
Just now, he was really chased by that guy. He climbed over walls and climbed over pits. It was almost like a triathlon.
At this moment, while leaning against the big tree and gasping for air, I noticed that my whole body was no longer dirty and there were burning pains in several places.
Gritting his teeth and complaining to Xue Laosan for a while, the little guy suddenly woke up. It seemed that the smelly brother kept his word and ignored him. Then the trouble was not over yet. The man just now didn't catch up with him, but he If you know where your school is, when can you not stop yourself?
What Brother Stinky said is right. Instead of passively facing the enemy, it is better to strike pre-emptively. Grandma is such a mouthful. She just drove my sister-in-law to death. This matter is not over yet! But what on earth are we going to do? We can't beat him, and Brother Stinky has used the gun. It's useless, it can't scare people, oh, it's really difficult to handle!
The little guy was spinning around under the tree, his little head moving rapidly. His brain was almost hurting, but he still couldn't find a way.
In the past, when she encountered difficulties, she would just call Xue Xiang and solve them all. Even then, she would be domineering in school, thinking that the sky was falling and there were still big guys holding up, so there was nothing to be afraid of.
At this moment, Xue Xiang gave up completely. It was her turn to face it independently. For a while, she really had some clumsy tricks.
After thinking about dead ends for a long time, the little guy finally knew how to adjust. He was thinking carefully about the books that Xue Xiang gave him to read in the past. There was an article called Sun Tzu's Art of War. Before Xue Xiang gave it to her to read, he once said this. Thinking about it now, the little guy still remembers it fresh.
"Hide the truth and cross the sea. Encircle Wei and rescue Zhao, take advantage of the fire, make something out of nothing, kill with a borrowed knife...wait, kill with a borrowed knife, there it is!"
The little guy cheered and jumped up.
After suppressing it for too long, I suddenly found a solution. This excitement penetrated into my bones.
What's more, this is the first time she has solved a big problem with her own wisdom. This sense of accomplishment is unparalleled.
"Humph, big brother, wait, I've really grown up now!"
The little guy whistled loudly and ran to the nearest phone booth.
Twenty minutes later, a three-wheeler dragging a long line of black smoke, breathing heavily, stopped in front of the little guy.
There were five people squeezed into the round car, all of whom were around sixteen or seventeen years old. They had acne, male duck voices, and domineering faces, and they looked youthful.
The driver jumped out of the car and ran towards the little guy. He was covered in metal objects that made an astonishing noise. He was dressed in a black leather jacket and long leather shoes. He looked like the lead singer of a Fauvist band.
The little guy was sitting peacefully in the shade of an elm forest, with his legs crossed and gnawing on a popsicle to cool down. When he saw the heavy metal coming, he waved his hand from a distance, "Don't come here, don't come here, stay away from me."
, Loach, you don’t have a fever. It’s such a hot day. What are you wearing? You’re not hot. I feel hot when I look at you. Stand farther away. Stand farther away.”
"Hey, little girl, how do you talk? I need some training!"
Heavy Metal didn't say anything, and a few boys chased after him.
Bang bang bang bang, four times in a row, no one was slapped hard on the head, no one ran away!
Heavy Metal stared and said, "You are all fucking blind. Do you know who this is? This is our famous aunt from Yuying. You are looking for death!"
After saying that, slap, slap, and a few more hard slaps made several people grimace their teeth, but they didn't dare to move a little. Everyone stared at the little guy, shining brightly.
It turns out that Yuying is a high-level school with many disciples from various major courtyards stationed there. The four brothers and sisters of the Xue family are all mixed up in it. The little guy is very popular in it, and because of Xue Xiang's reputation, she is also in Yuying.
He became famous early on.
And because of the huge precession difference between Xue Anyuan and their brothers and sisters, the seniority of the little one has skyrocketed. The parents of the courtyard who are usually in their forties come to see their children and bump into her. They only dare to call her "little sister". This father even
Now that I have my goddaughter, I can't call my child sister, so over and over again, the little guy got the title of "aunt" which is both like a nickname and not a nickname.
"Auntie" has a very wide reputation in Yuying. After drinking heavy metal, the rest of the people only respect her.
The little guy waved his hands and said, "Okay, Loach, what nonsense are you talking about? I'm dirty, so I asked you to bring the clothes!"
Heavy Metal woke up from a dream, stretched out his legs and kicked the black face on the left side, "What are you doing here? Why don't you bring the clothes I bought for my aunt?"
The black-faced man hurriedly ran towards the third wheel. After a while, he came forward with a package and handed it to the little guy respectfully.
The little guy took it and ran to the nearest place to discuss it. After a while, an aunt came out, and after a few minutes, the little guy in a new suit slipped out.
Heavy Metal hurriedly stepped forward and said with an apologetic smile, "Auntie, this dress is not bad. The most popular bag suit now cost me a lot of money!"
"Bag suit? I think it looks like a beggar's suit. What are these?"
The little guy pinched the two big pockets on his thighs and was about to cry without tears. Fortunately, they were only covering his flesh. After wearing it for a while, he didn't take it seriously anymore. He waved his hands and said, "Okay, it's useless if you don't pull it."
That’s right, I didn’t just ask you to come here to bring me clothes, I asked you to help me with my fists.”
"Zhuquan, how dare anyone dare to mess with you, auntie!"
Heavy Metal's eyes suddenly burst into golden light, and he said excitedly, "This is going against the grain!"
"What are you talking about!" The little guy glared at him with dissatisfaction, "I didn't see that I was covered in dirt and mud just now. It was all because of that grandson who kicked me out. I called you kid here just to help me out!"
Heavy Metal's face glowed red, and he shouted, "What's there to say? You're doing great. Auntie, don't worry, I haven't been in vain all these years. It's okay to say hello to hundreds of people." (Unfinished)