Ponytail held the chicken leg meat in his mouth. While chewing, he patted Xue Xiang on the shoulder and praised: "You are not only handsome, eloquent, and smart. It's really fun to eat meat like this!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a voice shouting from behind: "What's going on with you country people? How are you shouting and yelling? Do you know where this place is?" When the voice came, it was the same person from before.
An arrogant master of ceremonies.
Xue Xiangzhiruo didn't realize that he still had to eat and drink. His ponytail followed his example, and he drank half a glass of white wine, which made her choke and cough. However, Wu Gang was half drunk and stood up first.
, pointed at the emcee and said: "Where? A place to eat! What's the matter, could it be that this is a place for pooping and peeing."
Wu Gang was feeling idle. Now he was drinking to strengthen his chest and courage. He was really wanton and bold. Normally, even if he was very courageous, he would not dare to compare the sunny day to a place for shitting or peeing.
Sure enough, the master of ceremonies was a staff member here and had always regarded it as a great honor to be able to get an official position in Yanyangtian, a place where high-ranking officials hang out. Now seeing Wu Gang and others in his eyes,
As if the bride's family, who are generally disliked by country people, dare to indulge in such madness
Yan was so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. If he hadn't been worried about the banquet around him, he would have immediately turned over the table and cursed his wife. Even so, the master of ceremonies did not intend to let go of the disgusting people in front of him, and immediately waved his hand.
, called the hotel guards to expel several people.
The lobby, which covers a thousand square meters, only has about fifty tables, which is very empty. Of course, it is a place to entertain guests on a sunny day. Even if they are just qualified, there will not be only this few guests. The distinguished noble is showing his family.
The noble people are naturally
Please go up to the second floor and even to the secluded elegant room. Because these people dining in the lobby are not under your eyes at all, and the host does not like to see this table of guests, and he also knows it. Therefore, the master of ceremonies dares to do this.
Act arrogantly.
Sure enough, although there was a lot of noise here, the conflict was also very fierce. No one at the surrounding tables said a word to stop. The guards here were advancing, and Wu Gang and others were extremely annoyed and refused to retreat. Xue Xiang still imitated his ponytail.
After eating and drinking happily, and seeing that a full martial arts performance was about to take place, the bride and groom who had just come down from the second floor rushed over.
"What's going on? You won't stop even after eating!"
The groom, who looked like a pig-headed man, was not very good-looking, but his aura was extraordinary, and he had the majesty of a deputy prince.
At this point, I have to explain. At this time, Xue Xiang already knew the names of the bride and groom. The groom’s nickname was Liu Dabao. The bride’s surname was Lin and her given name was Xian’er. These two people really lived up to their names. They were as vulgar as a big bag.
, a graceful couple is like a fairy. And Xue Xiang not only knows that these two pairs
It was clear who the newlyweds were. It was also clear which family held the wedding, because the big red wedding paper in the middle of the hall was spread out on the blackboard, and the words "Liu Liu of the Central Water Conservancy Administration" were written in thick ink on a huge multi-pagoda willow body.
The eldest son of Minister Guoming, Liu Dabao, and his eldest daughter-in-law, Lin Xianer, are happily married."
Now that Xue Xiang is in an official position, he is very familiar with the names of important officials in the central government. Although he is not like Zhao Guodong who dedicated a notebook to carefully copy the names of officials, he still knows it well. He knows that the top leader of the Water Conservancy Bureau is named Feng.
Liu Guoming is obviously the deputy minister. The word "deputy" is omitted here for the sake of respect.
But when Liu Dabao scolded him, the pulling sound stopped immediately. The emcee hurriedly ran a few steps, and when he came to Liu Dabao, he said in a low voice: "Comrade Dabao, it's not that we are careless, it's actually your lover's natal family.
People are really in a low position, and when they eat, they catch up with pigs and compete for the slots. I gave them some advice, but they even slapped the table, cursed me, and wanted to beat me."
The master of ceremonies is used to seeing this kind of scene, and he knows how to predict the situation. He knows that the best way to tell a lie is to make it half-truth. Not only will the listener believe it, but even the other party will not be able to deny it. Just like in this meeting
Son, the first half of his sentence makes a big noise, it’s true, the second half slaps the table and scolds the mother.
Not only did Liu Dabao think that Wu Gang and others were too vulgar and ignorant of the general situation, but Wu Gang and others were also not allowed to say that the master of ceremonies was completely nonsense.
Dabao, the busiest couple, may not have time to tell them apart.
Sure enough, after listening to the words of the emcee, Liu Dabao raised his long eyebrows, as if he was about to make up his mind. Then he looked at Lin Xian'er, who had a sad face on his side. His hardened heart immediately softened, and he waved his hand and said: "
Forget it, forget it, Haolai is also from her mother’s side,
I'll give you a chance, but if you eat again, you have to be quieter. If you encounter something you like to eat, can you tell your brother-in-law and ask you to eat enough in private?" After saying that, he turned to the side with saliva.
Lin Xianer smiled and said, "Really, wife?"
Lin Xian'er actually had a crescent moon, and her satin-like body came a little closer to Lin Dabao. She smiled sweetly back like a little bird.
At this moment, Xue Xiang had completely lost his appetite. Previously, he thought that the man was begging for her, but the woman was unwilling. Who could have imagined that her love was so deep and sweet.
"Cousin, what's the matter? It's a great wedding for you. I brought my brothers and sisters here to congratulate you. Why are you so respectful and angry? It's because you didn't follow the ceremony and didn't give money to the members. We, the mother-in-law's family, can just sit in the corner.
, you only have a meal and you still care about things, this is a slap in your face, eldest cousin, our mother-in-law’s family is treating you like this, I wonder what status your eldest cousin will have in the Liu family in the future? "
Wu Gang didn't drink much at all, but he drank in a hurry. The drunkenness came and went quickly. Now he was working hard and his mind was much clearer. He immediately seized the opportunity and brought the problem to the table.
Speaking of which, Wu Gang was also very frustrated. He was a proud man in the capital. Although his family background was not a prominent official, he was still powerful. He had never received such cold treatment. At this time, the anger he was holding back found an outlet, and he naturally burst into laughter.
Pour out.
Lin Xian'er's dimples were shallow, she smiled at Wu Gang, parted her lips and showed her teeth, and said: "Brother Gang brought all the younger brothers and sisters from afar to congratulate my sister. My sister is naturally very grateful. Please forgive me for not being well-received."
As soon as the girl spoke, a sentence suddenly popped into Xue Laosan's mind: "The wind is light, the moon is melting, let's listen to some music and cool off." It's ethereal and elegant, but this is the ethereal nature. There is also a kind of elegance that says "no"
The smell comes out.
"What smell? What smell? Yes, it's the smell of charm!" Lin Xian'er's words just came out. Xue Xiang's chopsticks, which had never been idle for a moment, finally stopped. After a long pause, the answer suddenly popped into his mind.
"Hmph, you're a vixen, you know how to charm people, and you're not a good person with the surname Xue!"
Xue Xiang suddenly felt an unstoppable tingling in his ears, and then heard such a voice again. He turned around and saw that the ponytail was pulling back his head. It was obviously this little girl who had spoken just now.
"What nonsense!"
Xue Xiang whispered and gritted his teeth.
Ponytail heard this and stretched his head over again: "Don't deny it, there was so much commotion over there just now, and you ate like a pig. Why, when that vixen spoke, your chopsticks felt like they were pressing down on a mountain, and they moved.
It’s also hard to move.”
"..."
In this compartment, Xue Xiang and Ponytail were whispering. Over there, the confrontation between Lin Xianer and Wu Gang had come to an end. Naturally, the wind was clear and the clouds were calm, and the mellow and harmonious Lin Xianer was convinced that Wu Gang, who was strong and strong, sat back.
seat.
"Brothers and sisters, you have come from afar and your sister and brother-in-law have not treated you well. Don't go back and imitate your words. You should eat and drink. Only by making noise is you happy. My sister has to go up to toast. Come back later and spend time with your brothers and sisters.
They."
Lin Xianer smiled and talked to Yanyan, her communication skills were extremely good, and she coaxed a group of angry boys and girls into changing their colors.
Lin Xian'er was waiting for another word, but Liu Dabao on the side became anxious, patted Lin Xian'er's shoulder, and said anxiously: "Okay, okay, your mother-in-law's family just has a lot of things to do, so it's time to go to the private room."
Those people toasted, when
The time has been delayed. We agreed to come down to say hello and go over to keep company. The time spent now is enough to perform a stage show. If Brother Kun, Brother Kai, Young Master Tao, Young Master Yong and others are waiting impatiently,
What is the best way to survive?"
Lin Xian'er immediately stopped talking and smiled gently at Wu Gang and others. Just as she was about to speak, she heard Liu Dabao say: "Not to mention these few, the young master can't be neglected at all."
, such a distinguished guest, even if dad wants to meet him, he can't!"
With a click, the two pools of autumn water on the bridge of Lin Xianer's nose straightened up, as if there were two more shining, shining suns.
"My eldest cousin has a distinguished guest to entertain. We won't stop him. We just need to be considerate in our eyes. There is another guest here. We need to get to know each other. Don't let others say that we Wuzhong people are rude."
Just as Liu Dabao and Lin Xian'er were about to leave, Wu Gang pointed at Xue Xiang and spoke again. To be more specific, his mood was almost calmed down by Lin Xian'er, but he really couldn't stand Liu Dabao's way of abandoning the humble to be noble.
He looked like a philistine, so he used Xue Xiang as a cover to make Liu Dabao feel disgusted. By the way, let's see how this cousin, who has always been clever and unparalleled in intelligence, could take on the challenge.
As soon as Wu Gang finished speaking, the pony-tailed man on the other side put his head in front of Xue Xiang and said softly: "Wu Gang is going to make a fool of you!"
"How to say it?"
"Disgusting!"
Xue Xiang waved his hands repeatedly in embarrassment. Just now he seemed to be arguing with Ponytail, but in fact he was looking in all directions and listening in all directions. He was always paying attention to what was going on over there. How could he not know what Wu Gang was thinking? He was just attracted by the ancient spirit of Ponytail.
The weird little girl was visualized, and she was extremely distressed.
"Hey, we have a new friend. I looked carefully just now and thought he was my younger brother and sister. Don't be surprised. I will come over later to toast and apologize!"
Lin Xianer smiled back as usual, and then threw a polite and concise excuse.
"Since I want to toast to apologize, let's do it now, why wait until later?" (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)