As soon as he started thinking, Xue Xiang quickly thought of all kinds of poisonous schemes and ways to save himself. Xue Laosan couldn't think of any harmful ways to harm others. This kid definitely has thousands of ways. His brain is already very smart. In addition,
What he studied carefully was the knowledge of Gui Guzi and other scheming people. In the blink of an eye, he thought of three sure-kill strategies and five strategies to wipe out the family...
Thinking, thinking, Xue Laosan suddenly had an idea and suddenly realized that he actually came up with a strategy to save himself and attack at the same time. Moreover, this strategy was always by his side, but he had been pursuing it for so long!
Once the plan was achieved, the small standing cabinet was obtained. In an instant, the valley was silent, the water flowed and the flowers bloomed, and Xue Laosan finally opened his eyes!
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The red tongues of fire greedily licked the air, and the sauced chicken on the bonfire was dripping with grease as it roasted. With a pop, it was swallowed up by the tongues of fire, bursting out bright and enchanting green.
Gradually, the fat dried up, and the browned chicken body turned red. Since no one was turning it, the red quickly turned into purple-black, and finally turned into pitch black. Then, an unpleasant burnt smell immediately filled the air.
"Fuck, Biaozi, it's blurred, it's blurred, you can't even smell it if you're standing by!"
At this point, the whole hall fell into dead silence for five minutes. It was only when Fatty Sun shouted and kicked over the bracket that the atmosphere in the hall recovered.
"No matter, whether he is a god or a demon, let's go straight to the hard work and use a thunderbolt to subdue the demon!"
At this moment, Li Guangli had no time to scold Wang Biao, who he treated like shit. For him, it was urgent to deal with Xue Xiang!
Li Guangli gave an order, and everyone immediately shouted and took action, pouring oil, pulling threads, and testing machines. In short, the blow Xue Xiang gave them just now was too great, and it overturned their
In the world view, it seems that Xue Laosan has really become some kind of demon. And to deal with the demon, is there any lightning that can be compared to this thunderbolt, and is close to thunder?
The group of people were busy in full swing, but Fatty Sun stood motionless beside Li Guangli!
Li Guangli frowned slightly and glanced at Fatty Sun. The latter immediately knew that Director Li was unhappy. He quickly said: "Director, don't look at me standing there stupidly. I just want to be lazy. How can I be so naughty? I'm waiting for them.
Only after you finish your work can you complete the most important part!"
Hearing what Fatty Sun said was mysterious, Li Guangli frowned a little, "Okay, I want to see what kind of tricks your old Sun is going to do. I have agreed in advance that if you do it well, you will be rewarded. If you do not do it well, don't blame me for turning your back on him."
people."
Fatty Sun nodded, but said nothing. There was a very contented look on his face. Obviously, the idea in his mind must be clever.
Six people were working on a generator, and the roar of the machine soon came. The two people there held two finger-thick wires and were about to go around the iron chair.
At this moment, Fatty Sun shouted: "Slow down!"
Everyone in the audience looked at him, but when they saw that he was walking towards the two people in no hurry, he snatched their wires with his hands. He cursed: "You have such a stupid brain, it's already now, and you don't know yet.
The guy in the cabinet is awesome, you tie the wire to the chair. Who will be responsible for getting him to the chair later?"
Fatty Sun's words woke up the dreamer. Yes, at this moment, everyone present didn't know that the guy in the cabinet was difficult to deal with. If he wanted to get the person to a chair and tie him up, he had to open the cabinet first, but he had to open it.
Standing up the cabinet, who can guarantee that the guy will not resist desperately, otherwise it will be a situation that will not end!
Snap, snap, snap!
Li Guangli suddenly clapped his hands and walked towards Fatty Sun with a smile. When he got close, he patted Fatty Sun on the shoulder and said to everyone: "Did you all see it? Let's learn, learn. Let's see what you can do."
Don’t forget to use your brain when doing anything..."
Fatty Sun was praised, and his fat face immediately trembled with laughter. The others were disgusted by the sight, and some were even filled with righteous indignation and slandered Li Guangli.
He was like scolding a stupid pig, but now he changed his tune quickly!
But at this moment, no matter how they thought, everyone had to admit that Fatty Sun's words were polite, and they all understood what Fatty Sun was going to do next.
It's very simple! It's just a matter of directly bolting the wires to the cabinet. They are all made of iron anyway, and the wires are coiled in a pile in the corner. It is no problem to go around the whole room, not to mention pulling them from south to north.
Fatty Sun held two wires and headed towards the counter store, and he was there in a moment!
Bang bang, Fatty Sun reached out and patted the standing cabinet, and said with a smile: "I don't care what kind of monster you are, today I will let you try your master Sun's ability to catch ghosts and subjugate them. I tell you clearly, this is thirty-six volts."
Alternating current, electricity can't kill anyone, but the feeling of a thousand arrows piercing the heart, once you taste it, you will never forget it. I advise you to be obedient, lest I accept it..."
Boom!
Before Fatty Sun could say the word "pick up", a sudden change occurred. After a loud noise, a big hole was opened in the iron wall of the cabinet. A big hand came out of the hole and pinched Fatty Sun's throat accurately.
He was unable to utter another word.
A sudden change occurred, but no one in the crowd rushed forward to rescue, and no one shouted or ran away, because the scene in front of them was weird and terrifying to the extreme!
Because everyone knows that this standing cabinet is made of iron. Even if no fine steel or alloy was used when it was first built, it is still made of iron, and it is not the kind of thin iron sheet. The iron plate is about 20 inches wide and is extremely strong.
, Ordinary hammers may not damage the iron plate. Even if it is hit hard, the iron plate will be bent and convex at most. How can it be like this now? When someone punches it, it is like a drill bit, paper, or tofu.
Make a big hole.
Li Guangli and others stood silently, but Xue Laosan, who was in the closet, couldn't wait to come out. Just now, when he opened his eyes, he was ready to break out of the closet, but he was still immersed in the six senses, making him unable to figure out what was going on outside.
There was a lot of movement, and I was worried that these guys were armed with guns. I was afraid that I would suffer a hidden loss if I was not careful. After all, national art is not a magical art. When the enemy's situation is unknown, how can I do anything good against guns?
I just sat like this for seven or eight minutes, listening intently to what was going on outside. Although this standing cabinet was extremely soundproof, for people with Xue Xiang's hearing, as long as there was a trace of air, it was enough to transmit sound, let alone iron.
The sound transmission effect of the gadget itself was excellent, so he could clearly hear the movement outside.
Just now, Fatty Sun's arrogant words had already let him know what methods these guys were going to take. He was so frightened and angry that he didn't care about guns or not. A black tiger ripped out his heart and broke the wall immediately!
He is now a master of Chinese martial arts, but although he is not in the legendary realm of turning iron into clay, how can he be trapped by such scrap metal?
Xue Laosan was worried that someone was holding a gun. Taking advantage of the panic outside, he kicked the iron plate in front of him and jumped out.
There was a loud bang, and the iron plate hit the ground heavily, sending up smoke and dust all over the sky.
This loud noise also woke up Li Guangli and others!
Everyone shouted subconsciously and ran towards the door. It was already now. How could Xue Laosan let them escape? Although he had never heard of the beastly behavior of these guys, he had experienced it personally, and he didn't say it was casual.
The electric shock was applied to the standing cabinet he had been in before. How could an ordinary person bear it?
Xue Laosan really hates these people and must teach these perverts some unforgettable lessons!
Among the people who were running away, Li Guangli was the fattest one. Who could have imagined that this guy actually rode ahead and ran at the front. He was indeed the leader among these people. Even when he ran away, he secretly agreed with the leader to go first.
The essence of!
However, what these guys met tonight was the super pervert Xue Laosan. Nowadays, the human 100-meter dash record has just crossed ten seconds, but for Xue Laosan, 100 meters is just a matter of more than ten steps.
, in extreme cases, he himself didn’t know how many seconds it would take.
Just like now, Li Guangli is only three or four meters away from the gate, and Xue Laosan, who is still twenty or thirty meters away, is arriving in an instant.
Li Guangli felt his eyes blur. There was one more person in front of the previously empty door, firmly blocking the opening and closing of the two doors. The escape door was sealed like this!
"Xue Xiang! What are you going to do? Don't forget who you are now and where you are. If you dare to escape from prison, your crime will be increased to third degree. No one can protect you. I advise you to go back obediently!"
Li Guangli knew what this guy was thinking at the moment, so he didn't want to dodge. Don't look at the six or seven big men behind him at the moment. Judging from the performance of this kid just now, if there were ten times more people, it would be in vain.
Li Guangli deserves to be an old official. Although he is not a big official, he is only a serious official, but he is a serious old man who knows what to say at the right time.
If he were an ordinary criminal, he would probably be hesitant due to Li Guangli's words at this moment. However, Xue Laosan was deliberately trying to find fault, so he didn't care what the crime was and what level he got!
Xue Laosan was too lazy to talk, so he stepped forward and waved his hands several times. The guys fell to the ground like soft mud. Xue Xiang grabbed the Jade Pillow point on their necks and knocked them unconscious.
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When Li Guangli and the other eight people woke up, only a few minutes had passed since they fainted. But when they woke up, several guys were surprised to find that they could not move. Instead, they were tied around the cabinet and tied up.
circle, and the ropes tied up are exactly the wires connected to the roaring generator!
After figuring out their situation, these guys were really frightened. They raised their heads and swept around the room. Their eyes happened to hit Xue Xiang who was bending down to pick up two wire knots.
This shock really shocked everyone, because everyone knew what this kid was going to do next!
Damn it, who the hell made such a big coil of wires indoors? Are you so lazy? You don’t know how to cut it short, cut it short, and cut it short again. How could you end up like now, with the wire wrapped around and bundled three times, and the thread ends are returned to him?
Damn, he collapsed on the ground!
A bunch of people were full of resentment, but when Xue Xiang picked up the threads, walked to the transformer in front of the generator, and stepped on the switch, everyone's horror reached its peak, and they screamed shrilly, almost tearing them apart.
Throat!
"What a fart, nothing happened!"
Plop la la, Xue Xiang shouted, the two threads collided together, and blue and beautiful sparks immediately burst out, like the charming eyes of the God of Death.