The teeth were closed, and Xue Laosan hissed and took a breath. Before he could ask what was going on, Su Meiren suddenly pushed him away, spread her long legs, and rushed into the hall in an instant.
"No matter what..."
Xue Laosan shouted at the top of his lungs, but he didn't know that as soon as he burst out these three words, the following words could not come out of his mouth.
Speaking of which, it wasn't that he was afraid of disturbing the sleeping three children in the room, but the original words he was about to shout were "No matter what, it's all good", with the word "all" in it, he was just asking for it.
ah!
Fortunately, the second half of the sentence was silent, only the word "du" was spoken. Even if Su Mei heard and asked, there was still room for change. Xue Xiang let out a long sigh of relief.[
But as soon as he breathed out this breath, he became angry again, and showed a good show of affection and sweetness, no less than Zhang Sheng's Night Party and Cui Yingying's Xue's version of Romance of the West Chamber. According to the plot development, he was originally going to be a romantic action movie.
, who knew it would become like this in an instant.
"Hey, women are really god-like creatures. Anyone who tries to understand women is a fool!"
Xue Xiang muttered, turned back to the hall, walked to the door, stretched out his hand and opened the door.
Unexpectedly, Su Meiren actually locked the door. Xue Laosan knocked a few more times, but there was still no movement in the room.
Afraid of waking up the third child, he didn't dare to exert force, let alone shout loudly, which would kill him.
However, the Su beauty in the room seemed to be convinced of this and pretended to be asleep inside.
Xue Laosan had been tired for a whole day. He unexpectedly encountered his wife having sex with her. He was really anxious and angry, but he couldn't do anything about it.
The door was locked, and the door must have been closed tightly. He thought about breaking in, but it was so cold that breaking the door would not be a good thing after all.
After thinking about it for a long time, Xue Laosan finally fixed his eyes on the sofa in the hall. At that moment, he put on his coat. He lay down on the sofa, covered it with his coat and closed his eyes.
In the middle of winter, the brazier in the hall had long been extinguished, and there was no trace of heat. Xue Laosan held Yang Shouyi in his arms, his energy and blood boiling. He was swimming rapidly in his body, supplying heat. His whole body was warm, and he was wearing a coat.
Being in the fire room, it is extremely warm.
Xue Laosan was also very sleepy and just fell down on the sofa. After a while, he fell asleep.
Xue Laosan was asleep here, but Su Meiren in the room was dumbfounded. When Xue Laosan knocked on the door, she was in high spirits. The more she thought about it, the more she felt aggrieved. Why did she do so to herself?
The more she heard Xue Xiang knocking on the door, the more angry she became.
But when there was really no movement from Xue Xiang's side, one minute, two minutes, more than ten minutes later, Su Meiren panicked again.
She knew that her man was shirtless at the moment. Although she knew that this brat was surprisingly strong, it was not a good thing to be naked and freezing outside in the cold weather.
But she was afraid that Xue Xiang had deliberately tricked her into opening the door, so she struggled with her emotions for another ten minutes.
At this time, Sumei finally couldn't bear it any longer. If her man was really frozen, no one would feel bad except herself.
Immediately, Su Meiren jumped out of bed, opened the door, and took a closer look. Her husband was asleep on the sofa.
Suddenly seeing Xue Laosan's face leaning on the armrest of the sofa, Su Meiren was stunned.[
With thick black hair, delicate facial features, and sharp eyebrows, his young face is filled with a mature temperament that is very inconsistent with his actual age. Even though he has seen this handsome face several times, Sumerians still feel like they are standing in Rodin's Greece.
In front of the sculpture of the male god, I couldn't help but feel the urge to paint.
Although Su Meiren had denied several times that she fell in love with Xue Laosan's face first, every time she saw this face, she couldn't help but want to reach out and touch it.
Suddenly, Xue Laosan turned over, and a long leg suddenly stretched out from the coat, half clamping the coat.
The long, strong copper-colored legs and the snow-white satin coat intertwined to create a charming picture. What's more, because this coat was worn by Su Mei just now, it was now held between Xue Laosan's crotch.
In an instant, Su Meiren blushed, secretly spat, and reached out to Xue Xiang, "Xue Laosan, go back to sleep!"
At this moment, she was not happy, so she called him Xue Laosan. She even lowered her voice to avoid waking up the three children and letting them see the joke.
Unexpectedly, when she shouted again, Xue Laosan made no move, and his snoring was even louder than before.
Su Meiren was furious and was about to increase the decibel and intensity. Xue Laosan suddenly opened his eyes and said, "I sleep well here. You can go back to the house!"
In fact, he woke up as soon as Su Meiren opened the door. He originally wanted to pretend to be asleep and tease his wife, but suddenly he thought of the time and weather, and he couldn't bear it anymore, so he opened his eyes.
But when he opened his eyes, he still felt angry. This woman dared not to let her husband enter the house before she could do anything. If she can get rid of this problem today, she will not be able to get angry in the future.
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"you!"
The Sumei people never expected that Xue Laosan would actually want to get in touch with her. She even came out to invite her, so what else did Xue Laosan want to do?
Looking at Su Meiren's large breasts that were constantly rising and falling due to anger, and the bulging pure black silk pajamas making slight waves, Xue Laosan swallowed hard and said, "Just go back when I tell you. How can you show off your figure by wearing pajamas?"
You’re not afraid of freezing either!”
As he spoke, Xue Laosan kept his eyes on Su Meiren, thinking to himself that his wife really had a wonderful figure, and her loose pajamas made her look very charming.
But it was said that Xue Laosan once again did not know how to lift. Su Mei was so popular that she stretched out her legs to kick Xue Laosan. But as soon as her legs were raised halfway, she saw Xue Laosan's lustful eyes, which actually looked in along the seam of his legs.
With a brush, two red clouds rose up on Su Meiren's face. With a cry, she covered her face and ran into the room, slamming the door shut.
Ordinarily, Su Mei and Xue Laosan have been married for half a year, and they have done everything they need to do as a couple, so they shouldn't be so shy.
But who told him that they parted soon after they got married and haven't seen each other for a long time. Their feelings may be intense due to lovesickness, but it is inevitable for them to be shy in this love of fish and water.
What's more, the Sumerians tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time, their hearts were burning, and after being apart for so long, they couldn't even think about it.
However, Xue Laosan, wherever he goes today, he will go here tomorrow, leaving Su Meiren with no chance to make a move.
Today, she stayed up all night waiting, didn't she just want to be intimate with her husband, but she happened to meet the mysterious Xue Laosan again.
But at this moment, Xue Laosan really showed his lustful appearance, but she couldn't stand it anymore. She felt that Xue Laosan had seen through her deepest desire, and she was naturally so ashamed.[
"This is the best wife!"
Xue Laosan gave a wry smile, covered himself with the quilt again, and fell asleep in a daze.
Unexpectedly, before his consciousness settled, there was movement on his body again. He looked up and saw that a quilt was already pressing on him. Su Meiren was still holding a quilt, standing in a graceful posture on the sofa.
forward.
"I'm not cold, that's enough!"
"I'm cold! You're so sentimental!" Su Meiren choked out with a pretty face.
"What do you mean? You want to sleep here too?" Xue Laosan asked curiously.
Su Meiren's face was slightly red, but she didn't answer. She was not slow with her hands. She broke off Xue Laosan's long legs arrogantly and threw them inward. Then, Fenglong's perky buttocks turned and he
He sat up and arched his body gracefully, pushing Xue Laosan to the side. He was stunned and sat on the sofa that was not spacious enough, creating an open space.
As soon as they occupied the open space, Su Meiren unceremoniously lifted up Xue Laosan's coat, which had been keeping warm all morning, and put his legs in. Finally, feeling uneasy in his heart, he even kicked Xue Xiang lightly on the shoulder.
"Pfft!"
Xue Laosan looked at his lovely wife and suddenly laughed out loud.
"How can I have fun? I'm so beautiful. I...I just sleep alone in the cold!"
The Sumei woman arched her slender eyebrows and stretched her long neck as she spoke, as if she couldn't prove the truth of her words without using any force.
"Nothing, I just remembered a joke!" Xue Xiang deliberately held back his words to whet her appetite.
Su Meiren rolled her eyes, "Who cares if you like to talk or not!" While she was talking, she kept making small movements with her feet, stepping on Xue Xiang's thigh and grinding her back and forth.
Xue Xiangdao: "Sure, let me tell you. Once upon a time, a wife suffered severe pain when she gave birth to a child. She blamed her husband and said, I suffered such a big sin today because it was you who caused me to suffer. The husband felt very sorry, so he said, then
We will
Don't do that anymore. From then on, the couple took separate beds as agreed. Less than a month later, one night, while my husband was sleeping, he suddenly heard a muffled noise and asked loudly who it was.
My wife replied, "The man who is not afraid of death is here again!"
"Ha ha……"
As soon as Xue Laosan finished speaking, Su Meiren laughed out loud. Fortunately, she didn't forget what time it was. She stopped her voice as soon as she raised it, but her pretty face was trembling with flowers and her arms were waving wildly.
, which is enough to show how happy the Sumerians are at this moment.
Speaking of which, the laugh effect of this joke is not very good, but when it comes to saying it, there must be a premise, that is, the joke must be placed in the era of the Internet boom in the 21st century.
But in today's era when information is scarce and three monks can enjoy themselves for half a day without water or food, the level of this joke is unprecedented.
Not to mention, this is still a naughty joke. In this era, in terms of freshness and excitement, it has definitely reached its peak. It is difficult for Sumerians not to be happy.
A smile can solve all worries, not to mention the quarrel between the young couple. At this moment, Su Meiren, who was full of grievances and anger, disappeared, staring at Xue Laosan and laughing non-stop.
Strange to say, if other men dared to tell such jokes to Mr. Su, it would be an obscene and shameful crime worthy of death.
But when Xue Laosan said it, Su Mei felt that her man was talented, and he could even act like a gangster with such breakthrough skills.
But as she watched, Su Meiren gradually realized that something was wrong. Xue Laosan's eyes were staring directly at her, and the arcs at the corners of his eyes seemed to be cramping. (To be continued. If
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