But when Xue Xiangfang jumped away, he saw a puddle of yellow water falling in the air. Lao Wang was dragging one leg and was lame. He was even more frightened. Wherever he could escape, he was immediately doused by the pitter-patter yellow water.
Half body.
When the yellow water settled down, Lao Wang almost fainted without holding back his breath.
It turned out that what poured over his head was actually excrement water. The puddle was not only water, but also mixed with extremely stinky feces that had been covered for a long time. In addition, there were soaked toilet paper and rotten toilet paper.
A woman's menstrual cloth, it can be said that this pool of thin yellow is simply mixed with the most ugly and disgusting things in the world.
The source of this excrement is self-evident at this time. Yes, it is the two porcelain jars that are nominally filled with tofu.
Obviously, these five red-faced men came to block Xue Xiang early in the morning, just to put on such a great show for Xue Xiang at the gate of the Municipal Party Committee Courtyard.[
It can be said that they have been planning for a long time and their intentions are deep.
First, I figured out the route, direction, and time of Xue Xiang's arrival. Then I thought hard and came up with the idea of using the large porcelain vats used by street vendors selling soy milk and tofu to contain the feces.
After all, if you use a excrement bucket, let alone ambush Xue Xiang, you may not even be able to enter the 100 meters in front of the municipal party committee compound.
And even if you use this large porcelain vat and pretend to be selling tofu nao, there is still another fatal problem, that is, the stench of the feces is difficult to cover up.
Who would have thought that in this regard, these people are so ingenious that they used that thin plastic film to cover the top of the porcelain jar with more than ten layers, which is almost densely ventilated.
At the same time, it also ensures that when he really wants to attack Xue Xiang, he can break it with a poke of a small ladle. It doesn't take any time to open it, allowing Xue Xiang to avoid it.
Just think about it, if you use ordinary sealing methods, such as rubber plugs, etc., you can really ensure that the stench does not come out.
But this sealing method ensures that it opens instantly. As soon as the rubber stopper was removed, a gap was exposed, and the stench came out.
At that time, it was no longer like an attack. Xue Xiang had long since escaped. How could this ensure the suddenness of the attack?
It was precisely because of the careful calculations of the group of red-faced men that Xue Xiang and other martial arts masters were unable to capture Lao Wang and escaped by just shouting.
Because Xue Xiangchu never thought that the porcelain vat with the tofu nao sign outside would contain feces. If these people suddenly stopped his car and wanted to sell it to him, he might become wary.
But before he parked his car, he saw Lao Wang, an old acquaintance from a distance, carrying an enamel jar and entangled with these people. Subconsciously, he thought that Lao Wang was familiar with these people, and there was no doubt in his heart.
Until the five men all took the water ladle and pierced the membrane in the bucket, Xue Xiang was only slightly curious. It was this curiosity that delayed his escape time.
But when the stench came, it was already critical to escape, because when his brain completed the conditioned reflex, the group of red-faced men had already come over with ladles of excrement.
Xue Xiang is extremely capable, but when he encounters something more vicious than a child, he can only avoid it.
In terms of attack range and coverage area, the excrement is farther away. Once the excrement is splashed, it will be a fan. Five excrement ladles will splash it at the same time. For Xue Laosan, it is no different from facing a machine gun net.
, had no choice but to step back.
The reason why he didn't save Lao Wang seemed to have lost his temper at the critical moment, but there was nothing he could do about it.
If it were swords, axes, and rocks, Xue Laosan would not leave Lao Wang behind no matter what, and would definitely stand in front of him. But it happened to be a top-notch international biochemical weapon like dung water.
Once.
Besides, if he had brought Lao Wang with him, he would never be able to escape from that sudden and sudden change, and the final result would be that both of them would be doused.[
The current situation is simply the most dangerous fight that Xue Laosan has faced since his debut.
If his little jeep had not stopped nearby and he jumped around to the side of the jeep, even if his martial arts were ten times better, he would never have avoided such a dragnet-like attack.
However, Xue Xiang avoided it, but Lao Wang was not so lucky.
Although the attack target of this gang is Xue Xiang, there is no way to control the excrement so accurately. This gang just splashes randomly, and the attack range is very large. The position where Lao Wang is standing will naturally not be spared.
But the shock suddenly occurred. Not only was Lao Wang, who was soaked in feces and water, unable to recover, but Xue Xiang was also stunned!
Facing the most dangerous battle in his life, the enemy used super biochemical weapons, and Grandmaster Xue could only express his gratitude to Alexander.
He couldn't even think of the simple and commonly used idea of attacking with long-range weapons such as pebbles on the ground or hidden weapons in his hands. He only had one thought in his mind: An enemy armed with such a vicious biological weapon is invincible.
With this thought in his life, Grandmaster Xue had no courage to face the enemy. He ran until his butt was smoking. He jumped over a hundred meters in one breath before he regained his composure. For the first time in his life, Grandmaster Xue did not dare to attack the enemy head-on.
, a tragic experience that fell thousands of miles away.
Xue Xiang ran away, but the red-faced man and his gang refused to let go and started chasing him. However, after running a few steps, the gang stopped because they couldn't stop anymore.
It was all wet, but it got a lot of water on their trousers.
Seeing that they could not catch up, the group of people returned to the car, scooped out the excrement water from the bucket, and actually splashed it towards Xue Xiang's small jeep.
This time, this group of people not only just acted, but also started shouting and yelling.
The curses were shrill and harsh, and the words couldn't be said to be rude. All kinds of genitals were flying around. Xue Xiang heard it from a distance and became angry, because the moment he stopped his feet, he already doubted whether these people were the Qing Gang.
The remnant, now that he heard this group of people yelling and cursing again, he already had murderous intentions in his heart.
But who would have imagined that as soon as he was angry, he was completely washed away by the doubts that arose in his belly.
Because the people on the opposite side, especially the red lotus man, also included words such as "my wife", "rape", "dog officer" and the like in their curse words, and the other four people also revealed something in their comments.
Little useful information.
Xue Xiang only listened to a few words before he figured out the purpose of this group of people. From what they said, he realized that it was him, Xue Xiang, who had raped the red-faced man's wife. The red-faced man then made an appointment with all his brothers of the same race.
Come to him, Xue Xiang, to take revenge and vent your anger.
At first, Xue Xiang only thought that this group of people must have been ordered by someone to deliberately pour water on him, but when he looked carefully at the faces of the group of people, they were all full of anger, and it really didn't look like they were being fake, especially the bald man.
, he also persuaded the red-faced man from time to time, saying that it was enough, it was next to the municipal party committee compound, so don’t make it too big. After saying that, he also shouted to Xue Xiang, asking Xue Xiang if he wanted to have a secret or something.
Xue Xiangzheng was confused when he heard this, and was shocked again. It turned out that Lao Wang suddenly got into a fight with the group of red-faced men.
Speaking of which, what happened today was unprecedented for Xue Xiang, and it was also a bolt from the blue for Lao Wang.
Thinking about him, Lao Wang, although he is a guard, he is also the overlord among the guards. Seeing that the central leaders can join the table, he has never been insulted like this.
At that time, feces fell on his head, and the old man was stunned for a long time, still unable to believe the facts in front of him.
It wasn't until a trace of feces on his forehead slid down the tip of his nose along with urine, that the stench hit the tip of Lao Wang's nose, and he suddenly came back to his senses.
As soon as he woke up, Lao Wang heard the group of people pointing at Xue Xiang and yelling and scolding him. The red-faced man seemed to be saying that Xue Xiang was raping his wife.[
After hearing this, the furious old Wang suddenly wanted to laugh again, because he felt that he had heard the funniest joke in the world and encountered the stupidest slander in the world.
Mr. Xue’s wife and cousin have been seen by him. They are really more beautiful than the people in the paintings. The fairy daughter who walked out of the TV. This red-faced man is like a stupid pig. What qualifications does he have?
Put his wife and the two fairy daughters together.
Furthermore, who is Director Xue? He is young, handsome, and successful in his career. He cannot get what he wants from a woman, so why does he use rape?
In the short half a year that he, Lao Wang, has been guarding the door, he has often heard young ladies in groups of three or five making fun of each other about Director Xue when they go out.
Although he, Old Wang, is old, he is not stupid. He knows that this is just like when he was still in the countryside, a group of young and old men always liked to talk about the most beautiful little wife in the village, which clearly meant that they were attracted by her.
A person like this can make a little girl jump on him just by waving his hand, so why does he need to force himself?
It's a long story, but it just flashed in Lao Wang's mind. Seeing these people being arrogant and polite, and continuing to pour excrement on Director Xue's car, Lao Wang wiped the excrement on his head, dragged his lame legs and rushed forward.
Come.
"Fuck you, you dare to act wild in front of the municipal party committee compound, I can't beat you to death..."
Amid the shouts, Lao Wang took off the belt around his waist and whipped his pocket towards the red-faced man.
There was a snapping sound, and the cowhide belt hit the red-faced man's brow accurately. Lao Wang burst out with hatred, and the force was not small, and immediately there was a blood mark on the private part of the red-faced man's face.
The red-faced man felt the pain, screamed, and punched Old Wang. Old Old Wang, a clinker, was still strong because of his old age. He had also been on the battlefield and had seen life and death. He was calm in the face of danger and moved away with his head.
Immediately afterwards, another whip hit the red-faced man's cheek, making the red-faced man scream in pain.
Now, the red-faced man stopped showing off and yelled, and the other four people also attacked Lao Wang.
Xue Xiang's eyes immediately turned red when he saw Xue Xiang in the distance. He hated to see anyone bullying the old and weak the most, let alone the disabled soldiers he had always respected. What's more, at the root of this matter, Lao Wang was doing it for him.
Prevent disaster.
But no matter how fast Xue Xiang ran, it would still take some time for him to run hundreds of meters, and when he saw the red-faced man, he was about to pinch Lao Wang's neck.
Xue Laosan gathered his feet and kicked up a large pile of snow. In mid-air, he moved his hands like butterflies through flowers. The snow that had risen was instantly caught in his palms, compacted, and thrown in the blink of an eye.