As a person who wants to sleep the first thing he does when he wakes up every day, Yan Xiaoyu yawned and watched Jin Shaoyang's Ferrari driving further and further away. He couldn't stop a Xiali taxi and was shivering with cold on the street.
At that moment, he suddenly felt that he was just a coffee table, filled with cups and cups.
In fact, this is the most luxurious street in the entire city B, but probably because the weather is too cold, the vehicles on the street are all private cars, and even the rental cars that passed by after a long time are occupied by people.
At this moment, a Yamahav-Max parked beside him gracefully. Wu Kong looked at him with a surprised expression: "Brother Yu, why are you here? How about I give you a ride?"
As soon as Yan Xiaoyu heard this, tears filled her eyes, and the tears almost burst out along with the green snot: "Wukong, you are really the pride of our motherland, the hope of the future, and a model for the whole society to learn from. Seeing you like this
Young people, I think China can be saved and society has hope. What we need in the 21st century is talents like you!"
Wu Kong's mouth twitched and interrupted him: "Brother Yu, where are you going?"
Yan Xiaoyu was shivering from the cold, like a pitiful kitten, she stayed behind him and tremblingly uttered four words: "...Lixin Middle School."
Hearing Yan Xiaoyu's answer, Wu Kong stepped on the accelerator and the car sped out like an arrow. However, in such weather, the faster the motorcycle went, the faster the air flow. As far as Xiaoyu was concerned,
The colder it gets, the strong wind blows on the face, almost tearing the skin, and the whistling wind blows down from the collar of the neck. It is at this moment that Yan Xiaoyu discovers the benefits of the car.
He trembled and sneezed, then touched Wu Kong's back pitifully: "Slow down, I'm cold."
Yan Xiaoyu's appearance at this time was not as domineering as yesterday. Instead, she looked like a little bird, with red eye circles and a particularly gentle tone.
Seeing his monstrous appearance in the rearview mirror, Wu Kong suddenly felt a little depressed: "Brother Yu, I think he looks better when he is alone... The more handsome one said he was cold.
What an act of hooliganism!”
The corners of Yan Xiaoyu's mouth twitched a few times, and he quickly turned his head away and changed the subject: "Wukong, what are you doing up so early?"
Wu Kong smiled: "Of course we are going on a blind date!"
"Damn it, if you go on a blind date early in the morning, aren't you afraid that you won't be able to see what the other person looks like because you're too sleepy?" Yan Xiaoyu looked contemptuous.
The smile on Wu Kong's lips grew bigger and bigger: "It's possible, but these days I think it's most cost-effective to treat guests to breakfast!"
Yan Xiaoyu: "......"
"You have really unique ideas, but no normal man wants to start dating in autumn!" Yan Xiaoyu said this very seriously after a while.
Wu Kong raised his eyebrows and seemed a little confused: "Why?"
"The holidays in the second half of the year are coming one after another! Christmas, New Year's Day, Spring Festival and Valentine's Day! To celebrate the holidays, you have to buy gifts! It costs money! The cost of picking up girls is too high!" Yan Xiaoyu's expression was extremely serious, as if he felt unworthy of the majority of his male compatriots.
Wu Kong: "..."
"And this is not the key point. We wear too much in winter! We can't touch anything when we hold them together!" Yan Xiaoyu revealed another shocking reason.
And Wu Kong simply paid homage directly: "Brother Yu is brilliant! If you have any tips on picking up girls in the future, you must communicate with your brothers. Don't let more descendants of the dragon go astray and be deceived and end up losing both their lives and their wealth."
Yan Xiaoyu: "..."
When Yan Xiaoyu entered the campus with a pitiful nose and runny nose, the preparation bell had just rang.
He patted his heart with lingering fear but found that Li Kai walked towards him in high spirits, what the hell is going on?
Yan Xiaoyu widened her eyes in horror as she looked at Li Kai, who was walking toward her step by step, as if he was seeing Conan who had the domineering power to make people die wherever he went.
"Yan Xiaoyu." Looking at his frightened eyes, Li Kai tentatively looked behind him, and after confirming that there was nothing but a rustling autumn wind, he said hello to Yan Xiaoyu.
Yan Xiaoyu sucked in the snot that had flowed out, and his expression was a little sluggish: "Director, I am not late. Really, I swear on my identity as the heir to the traditional Chinese virtues of the new youth of the 21st century, and there is surveillance video to prove it!
"
Li Kai: "......"
"I know you're not late." Li Kai finally spoke at the moment when Yan Xiaoyu's nose was running down.
Hearing this, Yan Xiaoyu sniffed in relief and then looked at him cautiously: "Then why is the director looking for me?"
I can't come to you if I have nothing to do? Although he had known that everyone in this school would avoid him like the god of plague, Li Kai was still a little unhappy when he noticed Yan Xiaoyu's obvious disgust.
But looking at Yan Xiaoyu's pitiful look, he still felt helpless and took out a piece of tissue paper from his pocket and handed it to him: "Wipe it first, your appearance is damaging to the image of Lixin Middle School."
After Yan Xiaoyu finally put her image in order, Li Kai coughed and then spoke slowly: "Next week is the bonding week between our school and Chiye Middle School. Members of the Board of Directors, Student Union and teachers of each class will go to the conference room for meetings in the first period today. Others
All the old teachers know this custom, so you go and inform the head teacher of Class 17, Kaiser, and we will come together later."
"You want me to find him? Isn't it convenient?" Yan Xiaoyu wanted to strangle Caesar to death, so when he heard the name at this moment, his emotions were obviously a little uncontrollable and exciting.
"What's the inconvenience? They're all gay anyway. Are you worried that he'll eat you?" Li Kai said impatiently when he saw Yan Xiaoyu's expression of pain in the balls.
Looking at Li Kai's back, Yan Xiaoyu's nose flowed out again as expected== Gay? Damn it, you are a gay, your whole family is gay, be careful, brother, go to the People's Court to sue you for malicious defamation!
================================ Yesterday in class, I had my neck sprained because I looked back at a girl. Now my neck is sprained.
I can't even move, but I'm still updating the article while holding my sick body. How can you bear to let the data be so cold? I want to spend money and vote, girls! Of course, it would be better if there are some amazing comments, at least it can help me
I know there are still people reading my articles hehe! Seeing how pitiful I am, how can you bear it?