052 A system that continuously loses blood every month
However, at this moment, the cell phone rang at an inappropriate time. Yan Xiaoyu sighed and answered the call, but her voice had already returned to calmness: "Hello."
"Brother Yu!" The moment the phone was connected, a shocking howl came over, the sound was extremely miserable.
The corner of Yan Xiaoyu's mouth twitched twice, and then he said impatiently: "Wukong, what's wrong with you?"
"I..." Wu Kong on the other side of the phone felt a little unable to speak.
"The phone bill is very expensive. If you don't say anything, Brother Xiaoyu will reimburse you!" Yan Xiaoyu threatened with narrowed eyes and a very scary voice.
"Brother Yu, I miss you!" Wu Kong howled again.
"Say something quickly or I'll die!" Yan Xiaoyu was not cooperative at all.
Wu Kong took a deep breath, and the hand holding the phone was shaking a little, but he had to give in under Yan Xiaoyu's coercion. After calming down for a few seconds, he finally spoke: "Wow, the place has been smashed!"
Because Yan Xiaoyu had just lost Juhua, his ability to withstand blows had skyrocketed. Not to mention that the place was destroyed, even if he said that the earth had fallen, he would still believe it: "...Hey, what's wrong with saying this?"
Yes, ask your elder brother for reimbursement, at most you will get scolded but not much salary will be deducted."
Yan Xiaoyu comforted him as a person who had experienced it, and her tone was very kind.
However, Wu Kong's tragic voice continued to come over: "Brother Yu, you won't understand my current mood!"
Yan Xiaoyu glanced at the phone with a twitching corner of his mouth, as if he could imagine Wu Kong's collapsed expression at this moment: "How can I understand if you don't tell me?"
"Those who really understand me don't need me to say anything." Wu Kong was still debating whether to tell the important point.
Yan Xiaoyu raised an evil smile and continued to threaten: "Then you don't have to say anything. I still want to get to know a few more girls if I have that time."
After saying these words, Yan Xiao was about to hang up the phone, but as expected, Wu Kong finally spoke: "Sleepless City was smashed, and there was only one person who ruined it. The key point is that that person was a girl with XX chromosomes."
Wu Kong spat out such a paragraph without a single punctuation mark, and Yan Xiaoyu suddenly felt like spitting out a mouthful of blood: "...Which girl? Do you know her? What did you do to her? Why?
Mao would let her use the skill of Meng Jiangnu crying at the Great Wall? Didn't I tell you before that even if you provoke the police, don't provoke women? Whether she is a teenage lolita or an eighty-year-old royal sister, in fact, women are the world
They are the most powerful creatures in the world. Even God is afraid of their power, so they set up a system for them to continuously lose blood every month. As a result, the HP value is always dissatisfied. The money earned from killing monsters has to be used to buy medicine. That's why
There is such a thing as affordable men, but in fact they are more masculine than men on the inside==Say! Why do you want to offend girls?"
Yan Xiaoyu questioned domineeringly, and Wu Kong said in a very empty and lonely voice: "Brother Yu, you are the one who offended that girl."
"Fart, my closest contact with women this week has only been to touch their little hands and kiss their little mouths. How do you want me to offend them? Isn't it because someone scolded me for being frigid?"
Yan Xiaoyu completely transformed into a roaring body.
"This is the woman who asked for twenty bottles of Royal Salute yesterday. After you left, she started smashing them. The cruelty, speed, and ferocious movements of her methods made all the men feel ashamed and grief-stricken." Wu Kong seemed to relax and his voice changed.
Much more stable than before.
Yan Xiaoyu on the other side was silent for a long time, and just when Wu Kong thought he had left, he finally uttered two words: "That girl..."
Wu Kong: "......"
"That girl is stronger, I can't beat her." After calming down, Yan Xiaoyu told the truth very calmly.
"Then what should we do? I saw that she was very upset when she left this time. Could she be attacking you secretly?" Wu Kong asked anxiously.
Yan Xiaoyu frowned slightly, but his tone was extremely steady when he spoke, and he seemed to have a vague feeling of winning: "First go to the elder brother for reimbursement, and say that the place was ruined by an unknown person. I think that woman is not the same as us.
, at least I’m sure she’s not a gang member. As for me, you don’t have to worry about me. I’m not good at fighting, but I’m pretty good at escaping.”
"Well, brother Nayu, you have to be careful. If things change, I will call you again." Wu Kong said this and hung up the phone.
Yan Xiaoyu put her phone in her pocket and rubbed her temples. She didn't know if it was because she drank too much yesterday that she had a headache.
However, when he just walked out of the private room, his cell phone rang again. He answered the call with a small complaint, and then Jin Yiren's voice came: "Shaoyang didn't go home all night yesterday. Did he break his back?"
Ya has a room with another little boy?"
Hearing these words, Yan Xiao's heart immediately started to hurt again. He felt that his heart had not felt better since he met Jin Shaoyang, but he still took a deep breath calmly and replied: "Yes, but he is safe.
, I’ve been watching him.”
The reason why Jin Yiren called was actually because Jin Yiren spent the night outside. Although Yan Xiaoyu couldn't control this kind of thing in the dark, Jin Yiren had no choice but to complain to Yan Xiaoyu, but obviously he didn't expect that Yan Xiaoyu
Xiaoyu was so dedicated that he asked curiously: "Have you been looking at him? Are you hiding under the bed or digging a hole in the wall next door?"
Yan Xiaoyu was silent, but Jin Yiren thought he had acquiesced, and then suddenly tears filled his eyes with emotion: "Xiaoyu, I know that only you are qualified for this task, only you can protect Shaoyang, and only you can think of everything
There is no way to stay away from him, you are really..."
"Boss, I was really wrong!" Yan Xiaoyu interrupted him with grief and anger, and then said pitifully: "Boss, I neither hid under the bed nor dug a hole next door, because...
Because I was lying on Young Master Jin’s bed. Boss, I really didn’t mean it. I just drank too much and accidentally slept with Young Master Jin. This was a misunderstanding! Really, I swear to you with the whole galaxy, I
I definitely didn’t mean to blaspheme Mr. Jin, wuwu..."
Yan Xiaoyu was full of confidence, and he felt that Jin Yiren might do two things at this time. The first was to immediately give himself a check and write it. He shook his head and sighed: "You really let me down, how dare you peek into my
The prince of the Shaoyang Yuxue Gang!"
The second option is to find a dark and windy night, find a few confidants to kill themselves, and then announce to the outside world that Comrade Yan Xiaoyu was beaten to death by unknown people, and that everyone will avenge him if he dies in silence!
When I think of these words, I feel my teeth tremble a little, and tears almost fall.
Jin Yiren was silent for a long time. Just when Yan Xiaoyu thought he was having a heart attack due to anger, he suddenly heard this sentence: "Which one of you was up there last night?"
Yan Xiaoyu's eyes darkened but he was still very honest: "It seems to be Young Master Jin."
Jin Yiren was obviously relieved and said happily: "Great! Then this is a beautiful misunderstanding."
"What?" Yan Xiaoyu's mouth twitched twice, obviously not understanding what Jin Yiren meant.
Jin Yiren sighed and began to explain: "I knew Shaoyang's preferences, so I introduced many young men in the gang to him, but he didn't like any of them and liked to go out to look for them. After all, this circle is too chaotic for me.
I am afraid that he will meet bad people and get some bad habits, but you are different. After all, I have watched you grow up, and your ancestors have been clean enough for eighteen generations. I am very happy to leave Shaoyang in your hands.
Don’t worry, after all, the wealth does not go to outsiders. Even if you are looking for a man, you must find one of your own, are you right?”
Yan Xiaoyu: "......"
The boss was very angry when he didn't get a response from Yan Xiaoyu, so he roared again: "Are you right?"
Damn it, Yan Xiaoyu slandered in his heart, but after all, the other party is the boss, so he smiled and agreed, especially hypocritical: "Yes, that's right, boss, you are simply a politician, revolutionist, and writer in the new era.
With your leadership, the Peaky Blinders will definitely break out of the siege and defeat the police to unify the world and benefit the earth!"
"Then it's settled. From now on, you will be the daughter-in-law of my Jin family. Watch out for Shaoyang and don't let him find other women... No, man, put green on your head. That's it. That's it.
If you don’t let China Mobile earn an extra dime from us, I’ll hang up first!”
"What?" Yan Xiaoyu held her cell phone and asked the sky in a somewhat speechless manner, "Who is the daughter-in-law of your Jin family? I am the only son of my mother and father. I still have to find a daughter-in-law for the Yan family!"
A little depressed, Yan Xiaoyu was grabbed by the arm and pulled into a corner when he walked out of the Broken Back End.
When he raised his head, he saw Caesar's smiling face. Caesar lowered his head and stared at him quietly. His eyes were dotted with the most mysterious blue in the depths of the sea. It was so clear but so profound that people couldn't find the exit. It was sharp.
The delicate face looks like a Roman sculpture without a single flaw under the sunlight.
Yan Xiaoyu didn't look at him or speak.
The two of them were in a stalemate like this. I don't know how long it took for Caesar to suddenly reveal a disdainful smile. When he looked at him, his eyes were filled with a trace of disgust: "You didn't want to be with me until you died, but now you have taken the initiative to crawl to that place."
In a man's bed, baby, what do you want me to say?"
Obviously the voice is still so gentle and the address is still so intimate, but the indifference in the voice is particularly obvious.
Yan Xiaoyu blinked and frowned. He really didn't have anything to say to the beast. After all, it was better to end the relationship as soon as he was not a stranger. Thinking of this, he raised a smile that was even more wanton and dazzling than him,
Even the arrogant ones are a little embarrassed: "I'm so willing, but I'm just being mean and hindering you from shitting, right?"