The corners of Li Su's mouth twitched crazily, but he said expressionlessly: "Tell me the important point!"
Yan Xiaoyu, who was making up a story, was obviously stunned for a moment. Damn it, I have even thought about the rest of the story. Hey, I guarantee that you will be moved to tears. If you don’t cry, I will pay you!
After coughing twice, Yan Xiaoyu planned to jump directly to the end of the story: "The emperor paid off, and I succeeded. One year after I graduated, I finally became a policeman." Yan Xiaoyu raised his head and looked up at the sky at an angle of 45°, with a smile on his face.
His smile is filled with happiness. It would be a waste of talent for this guy not to film TV series!
"Then what?" Unable to stand his literary youthful appearance, Li Su spoke fiercely. He was a young man who was happy and artistic. He was a young man who was under great pressure. He couldn't stand others looking back affectionately in front of him.
"Then I was like countless policemen, undercover gang members, mastered important information, and dedicated my young life to my motherland!" Yan Xiaoyu continued to be filled with indignation!
"Ahem..." Realizing that he was talking a little too far, he immediately came back to it after reacting: "Well, my life is still there, but it already belongs to the motherland. This is what I have always said.
dream, and sacrifice gloriously for the motherland, the revolution, and socialism!"
Although what he said was a bit mysterious, Li Su actually believed it because he was so confused. He recalled the plot in his mind and then frowned and said: "...but why did you
Will it be at school?"
"Because the organization doesn't trust me." Yan Xiaoyu spoke pitifully and burst into tears to show her innocence and chastity.
Sighing heavily, Yan Xiaoyu lowered his head, his slightly trembling curled eyelashes looked particularly fragile, and his upturned eyes were full of sadness and loneliness: "Because in the gang, I am kind-hearted, simple, lively and cute.
Handsome and domineering, I have captured the hearts of countless girls, so they are envious and jealous! I feel empty, lonely and cold! They all suspect that I am a spy sent by other gangs or some unit in Bai Dao!"
Yan Xiaoyu gritted his teeth and raised his head. At this moment, he really doubted whether his face would become paralyzed like Jin Shaoyang because of his facial expressions. But for the organization, for the gang, for his father, for his sister, for Sora Aoi, for the motherland, and for the harmony between China and Japan.
He worked hard to date!!!
"The gang boss sent me to the school to supervise the troubles here, recruit students to enrich the gang members, after all, you know, you have to start from the time you start messing around!" Yan Xiaoyu shrugged, the expression on his face became calmer: "Actually,
These are all fucking excuses. The fact is that they don’t believe me, they don’t let me get close to their core secrets, they don’t let me get close to their criminal facts, they smash up places, sell drugs, abduct young women and pick up girls, etc. They don’t take me with them!”
The expression on Yan Xiaoyu's face turned ferocious again, and the emotion in his eyes was very intense, as if something was getting more intense: "But as a people's policeman, how can I take the flowers of the motherland into the gutter? How can I let you go?
What? That’s why I beat Wu Zhantian and the others so hard, because I don’t want students to have any contact with gangsters, and I don’t want you to go astray! If one Yan Xiaoyu falls, countless Yan Xiaoyu will stand up.
If you don’t believe me, accuse me as much as you want, but I won’t be willing to die even if there are so many underground organizations that have not been eradicated. I will definitely come back to find you!”
"Really?" Li Su was obviously frightened by his intense performance, and could only raise his eyebrows and ask such an extremely unnutritious question.
"Of course, have I ever roped you into a gang? You must know that if no one is recommended by me for a long time, they will definitely become suspicious of me. Maybe...maybe my life will be at risk by then."
Yan Xiaoyu sighed deeply, but then smiled as bleakly as the white lotus on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau: "But for the sake of social harmony and your happiness, I will never look back!"
Li Su was deeply moved, and his eyes were a little moist. Yan Xiaoyu looked at his slightly red and swollen eye circles and smiled disdainfully in her heart: I will make you cry when you fight with me!
"I really do it for your own good, and I also know how much impact a good teacher has on students. In fact, my second ideal in kindergarten was to become an excellent people's teacher!" Yan Xiaoyu continued to walk affectionately.
Her eyes were shining brightly and she looked particularly emotional.
"Do you know why I ignored my own safety to save classmate Jin Shaoyang in that car accident? Because my primary school teacher saved my life!" Yan Xiaoyu just talked nonsense and didn't care whether the story was clichéd enough.
"It was a sunny day in Lichun and the wind was blowing hard in Jingming. I was singing Uncle Psy's "Gangnam Style" with my small schoolbag on my back and walking happily on my way to school. However, at this moment, a car suddenly rushed in front of me.
When I saw the big truck about 200 yards away, it seemed to be blue, so blue. I just felt that I was fascinated by that car and couldn't move. So it got closer and closer to me.
It was getting closer and closer, but I didn't realize the danger at all. Just when I was about to die, I was suddenly pushed out. It was my teacher! I turned around with a guilty look on my face and saw her lying in a pool of blood! Once she
The hair I cherished the most was dyed red with blood and curled like a used condom, and the white cheeks were terrifying like Sadako who crawled out of the TV and was bleeding from all her orifices. I was very scared but also
I’m very touched, my teacher, my mother, I love you!”
Yan Xiaoyu called out affectionately, and Li Su was so moved that his heart filled with emotion.
Then at this moment, the door of the physical education team was suddenly pushed open, and Wang Tong walked in. He happened to hear Yan Xiaoyu's deliberately drawn-out "I love you" that was shocking and weeping, so at this moment he was looking at
Yan Xiaoyu spoke affectionately, and Li Su was stunned when his eyes were red. == Yan Xiaoyu actually confessed to a male classmate?
Wang Tong seemed to realize that something was wrong. He turned around and wanted to leave, but Li Su made the first move: "Teacher Yan, I believe what you say and I will always stand by your side!"
After Li Su finished speaking extremely seriously, he gave Yan Xiaoyu a firm look.
Wang Tong was about to burst into tears, but he could only complain silently in his heart: Damn it, you agreed to it like this. Are you worthy of nine years of compulsory education? Are you worthy of Sora Aoi?
Yan Xiaoyu was so proud of her acting skills that she didn't notice the surprised expression on Wang Tong's face, so after Li Su left the sports team, Wang Tong suddenly grabbed Yan Xiaoyu's collar:
"Damn you, you are such a beast. Even if you watch a movie and see passion without a woman around you, you can't catch a man to vent your anger. Don't you know how to masturbate? Haven't you ever heard of "Young man doesn't want it?"
Cry, stand up and continue to masturbate"? As an excellent and sacred teacher who is called the human soul engineer, how can you do such an animal thing! How much harm will this bring to this male classmate?
Mentally troubled, maybe he who has just entered puberty will reject the opposite sex and become a homosexual. Although this is very beneficial to us straight men, after all, fewer competitors will give more opportunities to grow old together with cute girls.
, but you can’t do this. Do you think you are worthy of the motherland? Are you worthy of your status as a teacher? You are simply a scum among teachers, and a fighter among scum!”
"Ah?" Yan Xiaoyu was obviously stunned after hearing what he said.
"Ah! You have ruined the flowers of the motherland and trampled on the dignity of the flowers. Tell me, did you make it to the last step with him just now? Why did he cry so miserably? Damn it, you should have known I didn't go out just now, so you
You wouldn't do such a beastly thing just because you enjoy watching a movie, and even if you suddenly become interested in me, you can't beat me, you can't be the overlord!" Wang Tong is particularly courageous and upright.
!
"Ah?" Yan Xiaoyu still didn't react.
"Asshole!" Seeing his stubborn refusal to admit it, Wang Tong suddenly waved his hand and punched Yan Xiaoyu.
Brother, you are so tough! We are colleagues!
As if he saw what Yan Xiaoyu was thinking, Wang Tong said angrily: "I don't have a beastly colleague like you!"
Wang Tong's punch was very strong, and poor Yan Xiaoyu had no defense at all.
The impact on his cheek caused his whole body to stagger. Yan Xiaoyu stumbled and held on to the table, almost not being knocked down by him.
He covered his face and wanted to explain, but he could only moan slightly because of the burning pain. Apparently he needed to slow down for a while.
However, at this moment, another figure rushed in. Seeing his baby in such a mess, Caesar was instantly angry, so he suddenly struck out to hit Wang Tong. Wang Tong seemed to be red-eyed.
He rushed forward eagerly.
Yan Xiaoyu covered her cheeks in a pitiful manner, and when their fists got closer and closer, she could only shout: "Stop!"
But the two men in front of him obviously ignored him, so at this glorious moment, he made a decision that he would regret for the rest of his life. He rushed forward and stood between the two men. Originally, he thought that things would be as beautiful as in a TV series.
, both of them would immediately stop their hands when they find the heroine suddenly appearing in front of them, and then ask painfully: "Why are you doing this?"
However, the facts once again prove that the TV series is just for cheating!
The two people did not stop immediately, but at the same moment they punched Teacher Yan Xiaoyu hard on the body.
Holy crap!
One punch hit the forehead and the other hit the back of the head. In an instant, Teacher Yan felt like he was in a bunker! His vision was blurry and he felt like he was almost going to become Alzheimer's, but he just cursed in his heart and fainted.==Look
When the baby fainted, Caesar no longer cared about fighting, and quickly hugged Yan Xiaoyu's fallen body, very affectionately.
Wang Tong was just angry and simply wanted to teach Yan Xiaoyu a lesson. He obviously didn't expect to make the person faint, so he smiled awkwardly: "He and I were just joking."