060 When the night is dark and the wind is high, when picking up girls!
But thinking of this, Yan Xiaoyu suddenly felt a little regretful. It was a dark and windy night, when he was picking up girls! Unfortunately, if he went out like this, he would probably scare the girl half to death!
So Yan Xiaoyu reluctantly went to the bathroom to take a shower and planned to sleep, but at this moment, her cell phone rang.
Yan Xiaoyu picked up the phone while wrapping herself in a bath towel, but her voice sounded a little angry. Isn't it painful to take the shower just now just to prevent the gauze on her head from getting wet?
"Hello....."
"Daughter-in-law, Jin Shaoyang went out to pick up girls again... That's not right, he went out to catch Kaizi again... That's not right either!" Jin Yiren paused and felt very torn: "Your husband has gone out to find a mistress, hurry up and go
Bring him back! The thought of catching a traitor makes your blood boil!"
"Ah?" Yan Xiaoyu was so confused by terms such as "daughter-in-law" and "husband" that he didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Ah what! Go to Brokeback's End quickly. What will we do if he is assassinated or dumped there today? And aren't you curious about what kind of man he will find today? Will he be killed?
Are you attracted to that kind of man?"
"Not curious." Yan Xiaoyu yawned.
The corner of Jin Yiren's mouth twitched but he continued to exert pressure: "I don't care if you are curious or not, even if you are not his wife, you are still my younger brother. I order you to go to Brokeback's End to protect Young Master Jin now! Do you dare not to go?"
It is true that the bourgeoisie is so annoying, it is true that the bourgeoisie will never consider the life and death of the proletariat, and it is true that the bourgeoisie likes to use the proletariat as a weapon!
The proletariat of the world must unite hand in hand and shoulder to shoulder to achieve a victorious tomorrow!
Yan Xiaoyu roared endlessly in her heart, but her words were particularly weak: "I don't dare, boss, I know I'm wrong, boss, I'm going now."
"That's pretty much it. Remember to pretend to be a chance encounter when you meet. This is called fate. People on earth won't accept it!" The gang boss on the other side of the phone who was enjoying the massage from the cute girl hummed twice and hung up the phone with satisfaction.
Yan Xiaoyu: "......"
With her head still wrapped in gauze, Yan Xiaoyu found an extremely low-key peaked cap and put it on her head, hoping to save some of her image, and then went downstairs to take a taxi.
When he announced the term "Broken Back End", the driver in front of him was obviously stunned, and then looked back at him. Yan Xiaoyu was about to curse, but he suddenly realized that this girl is the one from last time!
So he could only sigh with a twitching corner of his mouth: "Dwarf, this is called fate. People on earth won't accept it!"
The girl glanced at him and said calmly: "What is the handsome guy doing this time?"
Thinking of what Jin Yiren said to him, Yan Xiaoyu's head twitched and he spat out two words: "Catch the traitor."
The girl burst into tears and was very excited: "Going to catch an adulterer again! What else do you want from a man like that!"
Yan Xiaoyu was very depressed: Why did Mao go to catch the rapist again? Damn, this is my first time. Is it true? Every one of my women is so good, cute and admiring. Why do you need me to catch the rapist? They formed a group and thought
Is it okay to serve as a bed attendant?
Although he was very confused, Yan Xiaoyu did not ask. After all, the topic was not particularly honorable due to his temporary brain twitch. After Yan Xiaoyu got off the car, the driver girl looked at his thin back and suddenly lamented the indifference of the world: Damn it.
Such a cute and docile little Shou, who is Shenma Gong who treats him like this!
And at a certain moment when she looked back, she seemed to have seen the gauze wrapped around the little boy's head. Domestic violence! He actually dared to do domestic violence! Next time if I see this boy again, I must instill resistance in him.
Why should a sufferer be treated like this? He must know how to resist! After all, this is a harmonious society, is there equality between attackers and sufferers?
Yan Xiaoyu looks extremely low-key wearing a peaked cap and a dark sweatshirt.
But even though he was so low-key, he was still recognized when he walked in the door.
Cai Bin looked down at the young man in front of him with interest, but the corners of his mouth curled up in a funny way: "...What? Come here to play again, where is Caesar?"
Dressed up like this and talking so quietly, he obviously didn't expect to be recognized.
So he raised his head, mouth twitching, and put the hood of the sweatshirt on his head, trying to create a secret expression: "What about this? Can you still recognize me?"
Cai Bin couldn't help laughing when he saw his appearance: "How did it happen like this? Are you here to catch an adulterer? Caesar is not here!"
Originally he was just joking, but unexpectedly Yan Xiaoyu nodded extremely seriously: "It is true that I am catching an adulterer, but I am not catching Caesar!"
After saying these words, Yan Xiao left Cai Bin very calmly and found a seat to sit down.
Cai Bin stood on the stage and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Is it possible that they broke up again? And found a new one? But this speed is too fast!"
Although he knew that the relationship in this circle was very messy, Cai Bin obviously didn't expect it to become such a mess. Even he didn't have the speed. Thinking of this, he suddenly admired Yan Xiaoyu. This is the legendary new generation.
Social talents are socialist builders!
Yan Xiaoyu searched around the hall very quickly and then walked back to the stage holding the wine glass helplessly. He looked at Cai Bin and said with some confusion: "Can you help me check someone out?"
Cai Bin raised his eyebrows and seemed to still have no reaction: "Is it really not Caesar?"
Yan Xiaoyu shook his head: "Of course it's not him. If I check him, no one will pay him!" The boss who protects Jin Shaoyang's magic horse will give him money! Yan Xiaoyu's expression is serious== "Is Jin Shaoyang in the private room?"
?" Yan Xiaoyu hesitated for a moment and then asked. Legend has it that a private room is a dangerous place. It is possible to be assassinated, injured, cheated, jumped by a fairy, or infected with AIDS!
"Are you looking for Jin Shaoyang?" Cai Bin was a little helpless, thinking to himself that this guy is really awesome, and the people he hooks up with are very important.
"Yeah." Yan Xiaoyu nodded and glanced at him pitifully: "Which room is he in?"
"Sorry, I won't leak guest information here." Cai Bin glanced at him lightly, but his answer was very official.
Damn it, you said you won’t leak it? If something happens to him, I won’t be able to live, will you?
Yan Xiaoyu frowned and raised his eyes, his eyes already filled with anger. He suddenly grabbed Cai Bin's collar and his movements were particularly sharp and domineering.
However, Cai Bin put on a smile indifferently. It is still difficult to control himself with such half-skilled skills!
I thought that Yan Xiaoyu would utter a few threatening words, but after grabbing Cai Bin by the collar, Yan Xiaoyu changed to a more affectionate line: "Brother, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I'm really anxious."
When I see Jin Shaoyang, really, if I can't help it, why don't I just stay outside his door and not go in? If I don't see him, I will die in the next second. As long as we can breathe the air in the same space, I will be satisfied.
, I just need to feel his breath outside the door, brother, just do it, tat..."
Cai Bin was obviously a little stunned by him: "Is it possible that a day without seeing you feels like three autumns apart?"
Yan Xiaoyu shook her head with red eyes: "I need him every minute and every second." Yes, if he encounters any danger when I am not with him for one second, I will die ten thousand times.
There is no escape from sin!
"He won't like you. Even if there is anything, it's just for fun. And I think Caesar is really good to you. You can see it from the way he looked at you that day." Seeing Yan Xiao
Yan Xiaoyu looked so bitter, Cai Bin sighed in his heart that love is really a trap, and then he persuaded Yan Xiaoyu sincerely.
His father didn't let me look at him, so what's the use of looking for him! Yan Xiaoyu's eyes were full of resentment, and he felt that something had happened again, but he couldn't explain it and could only describe it more and more darkly: "Love is this thing
Can people control it? Besides, everyone has a bitch in their bones. The less he likes me, the more I want to see him. Just like the poisonous poppy has been deeply rooted in my heart. He can choose to love or
Don’t love me but I can only choose to love him or love him more..."
Yan Xiaoyu looked so infatuated that it moved the heavens and the earth.
Nima, I really don’t want to lie. Yan Xiaoyu is very innocent. What you just misunderstood has nothing to do with me. But if you can know where Jin Shaoyang is, don’t say a few words of love. Nima, it’s just a love poem.
I will do the same!
"What are you doing?" At this moment, a boy walked over lazily. The shirt he was wearing had not been buttoned because he had just woken up, exposing his delicate collarbone.
When Cai Bin saw his wife, he immediately threw Yan Xiaoyu away and faced the boy with a serious face: "...Daughter-in-law, this is a misunderstanding."
Seeing him looking like he wanted to explain seriously, the boy waved his hand impatiently: "Don't explain to me, and don't swear to me. First of all, your ears are calloused, and secondly, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning."
Cai Bin is very innocent: "..."
Yan Xiaoyu rolled her eyes depressedly and then suddenly hugged the boy's arm: "Sister-in-law..."
The boy's whole body trembled. Who is Ciao, the guy with his face covered and dressed like an assassin? He was dragged out and beheaded by me!
However, Yan Xiaoyu obviously didn't give him this chance. He rambled on with snot and tears, and his momentum was like Meng Jiangnu crying at the Great Wall: "Sister-in-law, Brother Bin is so cruel! I just want to know... my man
He didn't even tell me which private room he was in with the vixen! He actually dared to help other men sneak out and confuse right and wrong! A man like my sister-in-law is not trustworthy. He must want to do more good things.
Someone was watching while he was eating. It must be like this. Men are not good at all! Join forces to deceive us lonely women..."