Zhao Zisheng's words caused Longhu and Kyoba to look over at the same time. Zhao Zisheng shook his head and smiled bitterly. It was obvious that the princess had already given the recipe, so the two of them were still here like headless flies.
"Remember yesterday, take less horse urine and put more snow. After mixing the two together, don't let the snow melt. In this way, you can just rub yourself with the snow, and the smell is not very strong. Then I will tell the prince that it is mixed.
Just use the concoction, as long as we don’t tell anyone, the prince won’t know what it is.”
The eyes of Jingpachi and Longhu suddenly brightened up. Jingpachi called the guards to get the horse urine, and found a basin on the spot to put the snow in. After everything was mixed and brought into the house, Feng Guqiu had obviously reached the limit of his endurance.
Counting Zhao Zisheng included, the three of them got busy grabbing the snow with their hands. Although the smell was not good, Feng Guqiu didn't ask any more questions, and he believed that he only knew how to wipe himself with snow after asking the woman.
After wiping his whole body, Feng Guqiu sneezed. It was too cold to go outside and he couldn't stand wiping people with snow like this. After being busy, Jingpachi found a robe for his master to put on. Longhu had already left.
I asked the military doctor to prepare some cold medicine and brought it back.
After everything was done, the sky became slightly brighter. With a dark face, Feng Guqiu asked several people to go down to rest. Then he lay down on the fire kang and fell asleep in a daze. Unexpectedly, not long after falling asleep, something came from outside.
The sound of soldiers coming to train.
Normally there would not have been such a loud noise. It was because they knew the general was coming that the soldiers exerted all their strength. Unexpectedly, Feng Guqiu, who was woken up in the room and lacked sleep, had a dark face.
After the soldiers who were struggling outside finished their training, Feng Guqiu truly fell asleep. It was almost noon.
Mu Lingxue stretched when she walked out of the house. Seeing that Jingpachi and Longhu were seriously sleep deprived, she raised her eyebrows, especially Jingpachi, who looked over with a little aggrieved look.
Shuizhu got up early and prepared the meal, but in comparison, he only got up around noon. He was used to living here, and he could sleep soundly despite the loud noises when the soldiers were training.
"Come here and bring some food to eat." Mu Lingxue waved to Jingpachi while serving the rice.
Jingpachi ran over happily, carrying a small bowl of rice and a plate of vegetables and went back to eat with Longhu. While eating, he reluctantly glanced into the room and glared at Longhu when he saw how fast he ate.
"Master hasn't eaten yet."
"You won't let Shuizhu do it when the time comes." Longhu put down his chopsticks.
Jingpachi thought that what he said was right, but he still glared at Ryuutora, and then started to eat. When Feng Guqiu got up, it was already dark, and after drinking another bowl of soup, his whole body was weak.
He leaned against the bed.
"What's making the noise next door?" Feng Guqiu suffered a secret loss and was obviously in a bad mood.
Kyopachi knew that his master would be angry if he told her, but he still reported it without fear of death, "The princess said it was cold, so she had the window sealed from the inside."
Feng Guqiu snorted coldly, how could Leng be guarding him? After suffering this secret loss, he really didn't dare to let it pass easily, otherwise he was really afraid of being tortured to death by that heartless woman, and now he
He has half a life left.
Kyopachi breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that his master was not unhappy.
It's no wonder that the master is angry. He has been with the master since he was a child. When has he ever seen his master suffer such injustice? Even if Prince Rui bullies his master and is a bad master, his reputation is nothing more than a virtual thing, and his body has never suffered any harm.
I never imagined that I would fall into trouble with the princess. The princess is still a woman, so it is no wonder that the prince feels that he has lost face.
"Let someone prepare hot soup. I want to take a bath." Feng Guqiu smelled the smell on his body and couldn't help but frown deeper.
"Sir, this red spot hasn't receded yet, otherwise I'm just holding back." Kyopachi didn't dare to say more.
Originally, they wanted to prepare water for the master after he was not itchy after rubbing it on his body last night, but they were afraid that the itching would start after washing him off. After the trouble, the master's cold got worse, so they did not wash him off.
As for the taste, who can like the taste of horse urine?
Fortunately, the master didn't ask any more questions, otherwise he really didn't know what to do. He just hoped that this matter would never be known. Thinking of his master's unstable temper, Jingpachi couldn't help but shudder.
He was afraid that something would happen. Just after Jingpachi finished thinking about it, he saw the princess walking in from the outside with a smile on her face. She secretly shouted that something was going to happen, but she didn't dare to stop anyone outside.
"Hey, a man as noble as the prince cannot stay in the north. He fell ill just after arriving. Look at this face. If the women in the capital saw it, they would definitely not recognize it." Mu Ling
Xue is full and naturally wants to take revenge for last night.
Feng Guqiu squinted her eyes, her style was indeed like this woman's temper, she would avenge herself, and she would also make others disgusted. It was a pity that this was not his pain point at all, and it was going to disappoint her.
Mu Lingxue ignored whether it would work or not. She stopped a few steps away from the bed and looked at Feng Guqiu up and down. Just when she thought she was about to speak, she turned around and asked Jingpachi.
"Didn't you give your master a bath after wiping it yesterday?"
Kyopachi shook his head in panic. They thought, who knows if it will still itch after washing it off.
Mu Lingxue couldn't help but laugh out loud, and looked at Feng Guqiu shamelessly, "You can just wash it off after wiping it. However, apart from the bad smell, this horse urine does not smell good when you rub it on your body."
No harm aside, since the prince is fine, I won’t bother him any more."
Mu Lingxue said a few words lightly, as if nothing had happened. She ignored Feng Guqiu's icy eyes and turned around to leave.
Kyopachi's heart sank. He finished thinking and couldn't lift his head.
Feng Guqiu suppressed the anger in his heart, and his voice was as calm as a spring breeze, "What did you use to wipe my body last night?"
Jingpachi's body trembled, and in the end he couldn't bear the pressure from his master's eyes, so he knelt on the ground with a thud, "Master, the situation was urgent last night, and the servants couldn't think of any other way, so I'd better ask the princess to
Only then did I know how to do it.”
Longhu outside the door twitched the corner of his mouth. Fortunately, he had the foresight to hide when he saw the princess coming, otherwise Jingpachi's fate would be his fate now.
"Okay, very good." Feng Guqiu is mute and cannot tell how hard it is to eat Coptis chinensis.
After not seeing her for a few days, she had learned to be smart, and let him throw her at someone else. Feng Guqiu was so angry that he almost vomited blood. He saved himself, but he used such a method, and he didn't even think about him being sick and...
Whose fault?
Mu Lingxue, I have really resisted you. I want to see who bows down in the end.
"Sir, I'll prepare hot soup for you." Kyopachi raised his head cautiously.
"roll."
After hearing this, Jingpachi felt as if he had been amnesty, and rolled out of the house. After getting up, he wiped his sweat. When he turned around, he saw Longhu suppressing a smile, stomping his feet angrily, and went to boil water.
Speaking of which, among the two people around Feng Guqiu, Jingba is shrewd and confused, while Longhu doesn't talk much, but he is the most thoughtful. Compared to them, Jingba and Ben are no match for Longhu.
Kyopachi often suffered losses, but Longhu could always avoid them.
Kyopachi squatted on the stove to light the fire and thought of this. He felt angry and could only blame himself for being too stupid. The master suffered such a big loss today. He didn't know how long he would lose his temper. It seemed that the days to come would be difficult again.
Mu Lingxue was sitting at the door eating melon seeds, laughing out loud from time to time. Shuizhu shook his head and didn't know what was going on. He had been laughing non-stop since morning, and even had people stare at the window from the inside.
, the whole room was pitch black, so I could only sit at the door.
Fortunately, the dragon cage was burning and the ground was hot, otherwise it would have been freezing in the cold weather.
"Kingpachi, come here." Mu Lingxue had enough fun and waved to Jingpachi.
Kyopachi glanced at his master and saw that the window was closed, so he stood up and walked over, "Princess."
"Sit down, I'm not your princess. There are so many rules. Come on, eat some melon seeds." Mu Lingxue enthusiastically raised the bag next to her.
Jingpachi hesitated for a moment and grabbed a handful, but he didn't dare to eat it in front of his face.
Mu Lingxue waved her hand to ask him to squat down, then asked with a smile, "Is your prince still angry?"
Kyopachi nodded.
Mu Lingxue laughed evilly and lowered her voice, "Actually, you don't need to urinate. Just rub it with snow and it will stop itching. Don't tell your prince."
After hearing these words, Jingpachi's head sank, and he almost pushed her over, with a grimace on his face. The princess was not playing tricks on the prince, but on people like them.
How dare you let the master know about this? If the master knew, he would skin them.
"Princess, I beg you, please don't tell anyone about this."
Looking at Jingpachi who was about to cry, Mu Lingxue patted his head like a pet, "Okay, okay, look at your appearance, don't worry, I won't tell anyone."
After saying that, she couldn't help laughing again.
Jingpachi couldn't laugh or cry and went back to light the fire. He was greedy for such a princess. No wonder the prince was frustrated.
Shuizhu finally heard something about it this time and asked more questions. Mu Lingxue then told Shuizhu what happened last night as a joke. Shuizhu turned pale at the end. This was the only thing in her family.
My aunt took it as a fun thing, but he was the prince, and she dared to tease him.
Although it was against the rules for the prince to enter the boudoir in the middle of the night, Shuizhu didn't understand Prince Xian because he suffered such a big loss. He knew that the prince was a smiling tiger with powerful methods, so he couldn't help but worry.
"I don't know when my husband will come back. You have to be careful about this. It's not like you don't know his temper."
Mu Lingxue stopped laughing and lowered her voice, "Don't worry, he will be here to represent the emperor and accompany the soldiers to celebrate the New Year. The eldest brother will have been back by then. This time, with the eldest brother here, I don't dare to do anything.
"
In this way, Shuizhu was really relieved. He watched Jingpachi boil the water and stood up, "I'm going to prepare dinner. I'm sick. I have to eat something light. I am still a prince after all. You are not allowed to come here in the future."
What a joke."
Mu Lingxue curled her lips. If Feng Guqiu hadn't bullied her first, how could she have provoked him? He could only blame himself.
[Shakespeare's "It's Hard to Marry a Direct Branch" has been restored and updated]