While drinking, the two of them criticized the unfairness of social welfare and the common problems of employers. After drinking a can of dry beer, K also forgot about his one-can limit, and then put one can after another on the table and into his stomach.
Fill.
As Zhong Ping continued to drink, he began to cry and talk about the cheating fact that his girlfriend dumped him and ran away with a rich second-generation entrepreneur. K helped him and scolded the second-generation rich man and his heartless girlfriend.
After a while, K started nagging that his sister was very independent and obedient, and that his sister was going to junior high school.
Like K, Zhong Ping also began to reminisce about his family, saying that he had a younger brother, but he rebelled and ran away after junior high school, and he never saw his younger brother again after that.
After k said that his sister was very dexterous and could fold paper first-rate, Zhong Ping started to imitate his brother's pole dancing. You read that right, it was pole dancing.
We don’t know why Zhong Ping’s brother is pole dancing, but Zhong Ping stood up on the spot and shook his head. He even took off his shirt with great arrogance and went naked.
Twisting her body back and forth, she squeezed her eyes into two, one big and one small, to make a wink-like shape. While winking, she pinched her voice and shouted at K: "Brother~"
K couldn't help but pointed at Zhong Ping with a "hahahaha" and giggled. After a while, his eyes flashed, he took out a handful of change from his pocket and stood up. Before he could stand still, he bumped into Zhong Ping.
Zhong Ping didn't care that his thigh was stuck in the freezer layer of the refrigerator, and he also started laughing.
K suppressed a smile and put a hundred dollars into Zhong Ping's waistband seriously, and then asked more seriously: "Is this how it feels?"
Zhong Ping laughed until his stomach ached and nodded wildly: "Yes, yes, that's right! That's it!"
K also burst out laughing convulsively, and began to unbuckle Zhong Ping's waistband while muttering to himself: "It will be more effective to stuff it into underwear."
Zhong Ping also nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, yes, that's what it is."
Three times five times two, Zhong Ping was beaten to the cold. He hissed and closed the refrigerator door, while holding on to the kitchen door frame and striking a coquettish pose. K eagerly pressed forward, holding the hand holding the money.
Stuffed the whole thing into Zhong Ping's Winnie the Pooh underwear, then lowered his head and blew into Zhong Ping's ear, and whispered: "Is this so?"
Zhong Ping fell to the ground with a confused smile and nodded. The atmosphere suddenly heated up, and both of them stopped talking. K gasped and kissed Zhong Ping's mouth. Zhong Ping also cooperated by opening his mouth and sticking out his tongue, seducing each other.
, from touching to sucking, and then sucking turned to gentle nibbling, the two of them exchanged a historic kiss against the kitchen door frame.
After the long kiss ended, Zhong Ping's eyes were blurred and he didn't know where he was looking. He called out "Jia Qi" without knowing the meaning. K muttered "damnit" and "****" in a low voice.
After saying the lines, he roughly dragged Zhong Ping to the sofa and held him down, then lowered his head and sucked him all the way from his neck to his chest.
No one spoke, and things just happened while the two of them were still in a hazy state of consciousness. Kissing, touching, and foreplay, Zhong Ping later said that the sofa was too hard, and then the two naturally moved to the bed.
In short, what should have happened happened, and what should not have happened also happened. This situation is what we call drunken sex.
The next morning, as usual, K woke up first. He half-opened his eyes and watched the two of them lying on their sides on the bed, and he had a male kindergarten teacher in his arm. It was good, he couldn't remember what happened last night.
It has developed like this. I only remember that before a can of beer, they were still criticizing the social reality that it was difficult to make money.
However, the situation in front of me is clear at a glance, and there should be no situation more clear than this.
K stared at the neck in front of him and the strawberries standing in rows on his neck in a daze. Then, as if he was still drunk, he laughed twice. Ever since he met this male kindergarten teacher, he has been in constant trouble... and it seems that he worked hard last night
It was too violent, and now he felt that the wound on his abdomen was throbbing. He checked with his hands and it seemed that there was no more bleeding.
Just at this time, K heard the hoarse "creak" sound of the doorbell coming from the living room. He had no choice but to push Zhong Ping awake: "Someone is coming outside, go and open the door."
Zhong Ping grunted twice and turned around, and the two of them looked at each other. After being stunned for three seconds, Zhong Ping screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and fell naked from the bed to the ground, then crawled from the ground to the living room.
, and continued to make screams such as "Ah ah ah ah, no way this is a meow ha ha ha ha ha ha".
In the living room, there were scattered loose change from their pole dance last night, as well as a foreplay battlefield where the two Chi Guoguo took off their messy clothes. The person outside the door was still ringing the doorbell impatiently.
Press and bang on the door.
Zhong Ping was muttering loudly while hurriedly picking up his clothes. Within two seconds, he felt that he should put the clothes on first. As soon as he was halfway through putting on the clothes, he felt that he should let people in first.
The result was still a mess all over the place. Zhong Ping pulled down the curtains to wrap himself up and opened the door for the anxious people.
What an unexpected visitor. Standing outside the door was his ex-girlfriend Tingting. Zhong Ping was already stunned on the spot, watching as Tingting entered his home with a package and sat down on the door they hugged last night.
Rolling together on the sofa.
"You also found a new one, huh? It suits you very well." Tingting commented pertinently.
Zhong Ping stood there cowering and didn't know what to say, but Tingting continued to break the silence and explained her purpose: "The things in this bag are the things you bought for me. My boyfriend is very cautious and doesn't want me to use other people's things, so he gives them to me."
I bought a new one. Now, I thought it would be troublesome to come here, but he even sent me here."
Zhong Ping was silent, holding the curtain with one hand and taking the package with the other, feeling like he didn't know what the past was.
"Okay, the things are done, I'm leaving first." Tingting stood up, straightened her hands and stretched her spine, then winked at him with her right eye like she was trying to find out her best friend's secrets, and walked towards the bedroom, "Shh
——Just take a look.”
Zhong Ping didn't even say the word "goodbye". He watched Tingting standing at the door of his bedroom, watched Tingting's expression change in various colors, and then he himself saw the scene in the room.
K held his head with one hand, holding a piece of fruit peel that he dug out from nowhere in his mouth, and waved his hand to the onlookers Tingting in a playful manner.
Tingting continued to comment pertinently: "Why does it look familiar..."
Zhong Ping, facing a formidable enemy, pulled Tingting out: "You said your boyfriend is coming to see you off, so hurry up, otherwise he should be anxious, right?"
"Have you found the one that suits you?" Tingting couldn't hide her smile, "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else!"
Zhong Ping was most afraid of hearing this sentence "I won't tell anyone else." After all, they had been together for three months, and he knew that this sentence meant "Just wait for me to ruin your reputation, hahaha."