The village chief said: Ahem, this excerpt is purely for rants, please don’t take it too seriously. There may be girls who can’t understand it, you can go and take a tutorial on the spoof animation "Gintama", I guarantee that your three views will be ruined...
"The topic of today's student union is..." Li Shaoran sat at the front of the table and looked at everyone seriously: "How to spend Singles' Day."
"Forget it, president." Feng Qixiu lazily leaned back in his chair and was not interested in this kind of topic at all: "Are there any readers who pay attention to the student union now? Our popularity has long been lost to Klaus, who is obsessed with his brother.
Te rushed away."
"You can't say that." Qi Haimu, who was sitting aside, smiled and told the truth: "This book has always been unpopular. No one paid attention to us from the beginning."
"correct."
"Said it right……"
Qi Haimu's words plunged the entire student union into depression, and a dark cloud hung over everyone's head.
"Ahem!"
Seeing that the meeting was deadlocked from the beginning, Li Shaoran coughed twice in an attempt to regain everyone's attention.
"Actually, the setting of this book was wrong from the beginning." Qi Haimu ignored the president's voice and said his own thoughts: "Campus, comedy, violence, how can I write it all together? Now
Readers have very strong tastes. After reading the beginning, no one wants to continue reading. In my opinion, it should be rewritten to attract readers..."
————I am Mr. Haimu’s Skeleton Dividing Line. Ji Fengli, who was full of longing for the new school, slowly entered the school gate, but he did not know that what was waiting for him was an extremely dangerous school life...
"The beautiful beast wants to cover up his seductive aura, but unfortunately he doesn't know that the hunter has already laid a trap for him..."
Putting down the telescope in his hand, the young man who said this looked like an exquisite SD doll, but his voice was so frightening that it made people tremble.
"Yeah, I can't wait to see him being obedient and submissive under us."
The person who said this spoke in a charming and low voice, sitting on a chair and gently stroking the "pet" crawling on the ground.
"I think you also hope to add a new friend, the cute little sheep."
The man lying on the ground showed an innocent and submissive look in his eyes, obediently pressed the man's palm twice, and made a bleating sound.
"So cute."
The man smiled and stroked the pet's delicate face: "Your education is very good, Hai Mu." (It turns out that the sex church is harmonious) "Oh, I can't wait to let the new classmates try my latest machine.
Now." The young man whose name was called showed a harmless smile, but his tone revealed a hint of excitement: "I really want to see his beautiful face struggling up there..."
"Stop it! We are a student union, not a concentration camp for perverts!" Li Shaoran's angry voice dispelled Qi Haimu's fantasy, hoping to bring the meeting back to the topic: "Feng Qixiu, please tell me about this.
Topics related to this meeting!”
"Yes, my respected President."
Feng Qixiu elegantly acted like a gentleman, but his words had nothing to do with the topic: "Hai Mu, the beginning of what you just said can only attract the attention of heavy-tasting rotten girls, but it cannot satisfy the fantasies of more loving girls. According to me,
Look, this is how the article should be,"
————I am Mr. Qixiu’s ??(花心) dividing line. I am Ji Fengli, a student who has just entered this aristocratic high school.
Although my family is very poor, it has always been my dream to enter this high school. Fortunately, with my excellent academic performance, I finally got a tuition exemption and came to this school.
But school life is not as interesting as I imagined.
"Hey, I just want to find a good place to study. Is it that difficult?"
I sighed and walked down the corridor with my book in my arms, thinking depressedly.
Both men and women in the classroom were showing off which country they went to yesterday, how many estates their families bought, and what the latest fashion items were...
I have absolutely nothing to say about these things.
Even in the library, there were couples sitting among them, as if they were being treated as monsters.
Maybe, I made the mistake of choosing to come to this school.
Thinking dejectedly, I walked to the door of a music room, and there seemed to be no sound inside.
Maybe, this is a place where I can study?
I seemed to suddenly see the light, and walked in carefully holding the book.
The moment I opened the door, the light inside shone so brightly that I didn't dare to open my eyes directly.
"Welcome to the St. Louis Male Public Relations Department, I am the director, Xu Huanxiu."
There are such beautiful people in the world.
I stood in front of him and couldn't believe my eyes.
His slender figure, polite movements, and dazzling smile all made me deeply intoxicated.
Although there are countless boys and girls standing around him, all looking at him with admiration and intoxication, but now, I am willing to fall at his feet and surrender devoutly...
"Pull this pervert who plagiarizes and is narcissistic away. I never want to see him in my life."
Li Shaoran gritted his teeth and pointed at Feng Qixiu, ordering him to get out of here immediately. He was blatantly plagiarizing "Ouran High School Male Public Relations Department"!
ps: There are still two members who have not complained. Of course, I will wait until the author finishes writing the text...
By the way, I wish all the girls who don’t have a partner happy holidays, v△v I am the village chief who has no moral integrity.