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At the time when Hela was active, the earth was still in a wilderness era, the gods had been away for many years, and human civilization had only just begun. At that time, most people's understanding of the world they lived in was very primitive, and naturally they were not
Know that you live in a ball.
That's not even mentioning the name Earth.
The Protoss do know that the earth is a ball, but they have their own understanding of the earth under their feet, and they also have their own names. For example, Asgard has always called the earth Midgard/Atrium. The name of the earth is
It was taken after the prosperity of human civilization in later generations.
So now Strange suddenly said that he came to Earth... Hela naturally didn't hear it.
"Um..." Strange didn't know how to explain it. Could it be that the overall position of the Milky Way - Orion Arm (far from the center and close to the edge) - the third ring of the solar system is far away from the Silver Bar (center).
A position close to the edge, three minutes from the left border, and seven minutes from the center'?
Of course, if you say this, there is a high probability that Hela still won't understand... because the above terms are all names based on human self-understanding, and are not universal in the universe at all.
Like Guardians of the Galaxy.
In fact, their real name is not this at all. The word "Galaxy" is a name given by the people on earth based on their own knowledge. On other planets, other civilizations do not call it this at all. The reason why they still call it this is because Star-Lord and the others want to take care of their fellow earthlings.
Said.
Anyway, that’s right.
Because when they came up with the name, they did use the concept of the Milky Way. As for what it's really called... who really cares?
In the universe and under the Milky Way, there are many civilized races. Each civilized race has its own understanding of the starry sky above its head, so it can be called anything. There are also races that think the Milky Way is hell? But so what?
?
The name is just for the convenience of communication, not that the thing must be called that.
Fortunately, Tony is more reliable: "Midgard!"
"Oh oh oh, yes, yes, we are Midgardians, and that place is now called Earth."
Strange was a little embarrassed.
How could I forget this time?
"Midgartellers? When will monkeys become like humans?"
Hela really didn't mean to say this, but in the era when she was still active, although humans had civilization, most areas were still wild. Compared with Asgard, talking about monkeys... It really can't be too much.
, they are also among primates after all, right?
Looking at other civilizations, Asgard is even more extreme.
In fact, the concept of earthlings has just emerged in Asgard. Before Thor was exiled, the only people in Asgard who paid attention to Midgard were probably Odin and Heimdall.
Most Asgardians still think that the earth is a wilderness.
Thanks to Thor's propaganda and several consecutive alien invasions, Asgard truly realized that the people on earth have risen and are no longer monkeys...at most they are poor people in remote areas.
Of course, Hela doesn't know this.
Even as crazy as Hela, he never thought that the earth would be a threat to him, and he did not collect information about the earth at all.
But this does not affect Tony and Strange's anger.
Who wants to be called a monkey?
"Tell me, Earthlings...is that what you said? What a twist. Why did you show up in Asgard? Is Odin so weak that he wants vassal races to surround his palace? If that's really the case.
, then he would really disappoint me."
Hela asked curiously.
On the other side, Amora is a little anxious... According to her idea, she should go straight to the Yellow Dragon now, support Odin's bad behavior, kill him directly, completely eliminate this threat, and then Hela, the eldest sister, takes the bird's seat and becomes the orphan.
I am a Taoist, sitting facing south, wouldn't it be nice for everyone to drink wine and eat meat?
What are you still doing here?
waste time!
It's a pity that she didn't dare to ask, let alone take care of it.
This one is crazy...
So she could only watch Hela chatting nonsense with two mortals.
…
Skorchi was always looking for an opportunity, he wanted to do something.
He actually doesn't resist Amora's charm because he really likes Amora, but... the price shouldn't be to let Asgard fall into the hands of that madman Hela.
As a veteran, although Skorchi has never met Hela, his father, the stonemason, participated in the war against Hela.
Of course, this stonemason is not a big shot, nor is he a hidden sweeping monk. He is really just a simple stonemason. He is just a small soldier. As for attacking Hela... Actually, he is not lucky. When he catches up with the battlefield
By that time, Hela had been subdued by Odin.
His main job is actually to clean up the mess, such as treating the wounded and moving corpses.
Later, he was also recruited to build a mausoleum.
But this still gave this honest stonemason a great shock.
When the stonemason was bragging about ancient times to his adopted son, he once described the miserable situation at that time.
'People are scarred and furious. No matter where they are, brutal wars are sweeping across Asgard. Brothers kill each other, fathers and sons kill each other, mothers and daughters betray each other, and sisters turn against each other in the battle and look down upon their children.
Kill each other! This is an era when cruelty reigns, when humans turn into wolves and regard each other as prey. This is an era when there is no distinction between humans and beasts. When dusk falls on the world, the places where people live will be reduced to ruins, and they will be briefly destroyed by flames.
Swallowed, and then collapsed into ashes with a devastating force! The remaining people were like muscular beasts, staring at everyone crazily with blood-red eyes... It was all because of her - Hela!'
The stonemason made up a not-so-pleasant children's song about what he had seen and played it to Scrooge.
The stonemason once told the truth when he grew up.
The masons and their companions carried the bodies for nine days and nine nights in order to clean up the corpses. They found the fragments of the once glorious warriors and tried their best to piece them together, but many of them could no longer find their complete bodies.
Their flesh and blood blended with each other, making it impossible to tell who was who.
The wounded...there weren't many wounded in this war, to be honest.
Even if they are lucky to survive, those survivors will live in fear and insecurity for the rest of their lives. From time to time, masons hear about the sad fate of survivors who eventually go crazy and commit suicide.
As for Hela's followers, not a single one survived.
Beheaded and killed.
At that time, there were many people in Asgard who supported Hela, but these people were all dealt with regardless of their status.
However, the kind Odin still prepared a final destination for Hela's followers.
In the underground cemetery of Asgard, Fenrir, the wolf of Hela who devoured countless Asgardians, is also buried there.
Although the chief mason is not a big shot, he has come into contact with Hela because of his profession, and has even been to the world ruled by Hela. He has seen Hela's cruelty and madness.
Therefore, the stonemason hates Hela and is also afraid of him.
This sentiment was also passed on to his adopted son, Skorchi.
Skorchi doesn't really think that Hela will simply seize dominance.
If that were to happen, Skorchi might as well just sit back and watch.
After all... the throne won't fall to him anyway, he can't afford to risk his life for such a trivial matter... he might have been passionate when he was young, but Skorchi is so old, even as an Asgardian
By the standard, he is already a greasy middle-aged man.
Let him pick up girls and sing karaoke. He is very good at fishing, and he is very good at fishing.
It’s basically the same as those on earth who have greasy middle-aged jobs and have a hard time. There’s no hope of rising, but there’s more than enough to compare with, so just muddle along!
So he doesn't care at all who becomes the king. As I said just now, the throne is unlikely to fall to him anyway. He doesn't care at all!
So when Odin was in power, he just muddle along and take advantage of it. When Loki came to power, he didn't refuse to be promoted, but he didn't even think about wanting him to take responsibility. When Odin came back again, he was still old.
Be honest and harmless to humans and animals.
But it's different now.
Hela...will kill everyone.
After all, strictly speaking, everyone who is still alive in Asgard now is a traitor to Hela!
Especially when he saw that Hela actually introduced foreign enemies into Asgard, Skorchi could not accept it even more.
However, these licking dogs left behind by Amora are a problem.
He discovered that the only person who truly woke up was himself.
Touching his waist, Skorchi hesitated.
He hasn't been on the battlefield for many years.
Later, I went to work every day to fish, and after get off work, I went to the bar and KTV with beautiful girls. My body was already in disarray.
Do you really think that Asgard and the frost giant hybrid will not be too high or hurt your waist, right?
fart.
Although different from humans, Asgard is at most an enhanced version of humans.
It should be greasy, but it's still greasy.
You will get fat just like you eat and drink.
Playing songs every day and night, there is no doubt about kidney deficiency.
Even if it was made like this by Thor, it is still sub-healthy.
So, Scourge is now a typical middle-aged greasy man, with no major illnesses and a lot of minor problems. Now he wakes up two or three times a day and urinates with split ends.
His waist is even worse. He didn't get married, but instead subsidized his generous salary to a beautiful young lady... What? Asgard doesn't allow special service industries?
On the contrary, Asgard's custom industry is quite developed. After all, with Asgard's wild personality, it would be too boring to not have a girl next to you when drinking.
If there is demand, there will be a market, and if there is a market, people will naturally buy and sell.
After playing and singing every day and night, Skolchi's body was already very strong without asking ten old Chinese medicine doctors to treat him.
As for Asgard's physical strength...aren't the ladies not Asgardians?
Everyone has the same foundation, so there is no difference.
But seeing Asgard burning...Scorch knew that he couldn't wait any longer.
Would you rather be a coward for the rest of your life, or be a hero for five seconds?
A group of puppets looked over with expressionless faces.
"Everyone, look over here! Ah, look over here. I have something to announce."
Skorchi was like an Erbi young man who suddenly spoke in the crowd, instantly attracting everyone's attention.
Everyone is a licker, why are you so unique?
Of course, Scrooge wouldn't really declare that he was a fool.
You are too old to spend money like this. After all, you can be considered a successful person in your career. If you die in society at this age, you really have no choice but to leave Asgard.
Asgard is pretty good, no one cares about it, wages and benefits are pretty good, he has paid pension insurance for thousands of years, if he resigns now, everything will be ruined.
There is no such thing as relocation of pension insurance in Asgard.
Being looked at by a group of people with expressionless expressions, Skorchi's little heart skipped a beat.
When it comes to a group of people paying attention to him, he is not afraid at all.
He hangs out in taverns all year round and is the main force in bragging, bragging, and getting into fights. No one paid attention to him that day?
But these people are so evil, with expressionless faces and dull eyes. Looking at them is like looking at a shelled egg, which is really not a good feeling.
"Just now, Amora...well, ma'am, tell me. Let's get ready."
The group of people remained silent, but when they heard Amora, their eyes flashed with enthusiasm.
Nima...that's my white moonlight!
You scumbags...forget it.
I don't blame you either.
Anyway, it's good to have a reaction.
"Let's use the Rainbow Bridge to sneak attack the enemy!"
Yes, it is like that.
They can't even fool an idiot by saying this.
But fortunately, with their virtues, they should be no better than idiots.
Sure enough, a group of people shouted.
“For the ladies!!!”
In fact, these people are not mentally ill, but their consciousness has been distorted by charm magic. They can usually pretend to be ordinary people, just like usual, but when it comes to Amora, it doesn't work and they completely lose their minds.
"Very good, very energetic! Now concentrate, I will send you to fight!!" At the end, he suppressed his nausea and encouraged: "The lady said, whoever can make the greatest contribution, the lady is willing to spend a night with him.
One night!!!”
Damn it! That’s my goddess!!!
Although it is a bit sad, the effect is really outstanding!
A group of LSPs who were not very young immediately started yelling and gathered together very obediently.
"For the lady!"
Although there are idiots everywhere, not everyone has them.
At least a few people noticed something was wrong.
Actually it's not wrong.
After all, as I just said, they were charmed by Amora and their thinking was no longer normal.
But there are always some people with weird ideas.
"This is different from Madam's previous order! Madam asked us to guard this place and not allow anyone to come in or out!"
A small number of CPUs started to panic, and two commands conflicted.
“We only listen to ladies!!!”
As soon as these words were spoken, a group of people immediately started to commotion.
yes!
Who are you!
Yes, you are Heimdall's adjutant and the second-in-command of the Bifrost Guard. But so what?
When it comes to pursuing Amora, everyone is equal!
Ms. Amora doesn’t even know who she is, why do you think you’re the eldest brother?
