When they arrived at the hall, seeing that Liang Chao and Yu Hui were both gone, Hanbing angrily threw Hu Feng's hand away. Dai Mei glared at Hu Feng and said: "Old pervert, who told you to come back at this time? It's so embarrassing.
I almost embarrassed myself! It’s okay now. You actually have the nerve to pretend to be a lieutenant general. I’m so embarrassed that I ask you, how are you going to smooth things over when it’s my dad’s birthday?!”
"This..." Seeing Han Bing's expression, Hu Feng felt a little annoyed: "Do I have to inform you when I will come back? You were the one who held my hand first!"
Hu Feng felt a little angry. Not only did he get involved in this mess for no reason, but he still had to go through all the trouble. He was really unlucky!
"You still said that!"
Seeing that Hu Feng dared to refute him, Han Bing became even more angry: "Just say you, you are obviously just a small security guard in the company, and you were promoted to a small employee with great difficulty, but you insist on saying that you are a lieutenant general, you are so shameless."
By the way, how can I step down in front of my father now?" As he said that, Hanbing glared at Hu Feng sarcastically.
"I... I told you that I was a lieutenant general at that time, just to avoid embarrassing you... Since you don't appreciate it, then I have nothing to say!" Hu Feng said angrily, thinking about this damn girl.
So bad, it’s true that good intentions are not rewarded!
"You..." When Han Bing was about to speak, he saw Zhou Yu and Liu Lanlan walking down the corridor. Seeing the two people staring at each other, Zhou Yu asked curiously: "Bing Bing, you and Liu Lanlan
What are the perverts doing?”
"Xiao Yu..." Han Bing saw Zhou Yu coming downstairs, and tears suddenly filled her eyes. She ran to Zhou Yu and Liu Lanlan, grabbed their hands, and refused to let Hu Feng
When I had the opportunity to explain, I added some words of exaggeration and told what had just happened... Of course, all the mistakes were attributed to Hu Feng!
When Zhou Yu listened to Han Bing's words, she was in a good mood and suddenly became furious. She ran to Hu Feng and said angrily: "Old pervert, I didn't expect you to kick your nose and face now? How dare you bully Bing Bingtou?"
Come up here... I'm going to stomp your third foot!"
"Uh... no!" Seeing Zhou Yu's expression, Hu Feng became more courageous. He was really afraid that Zhou Yu would stomp his third foot and eat it again.
"Hmph! What's not? You old bastard (Hu Feng touched his face, he didn't feel that old), you are so shameless. You promised to help Bing Bing smooth things over, but you are so stupid that you are a lieutenant general! Now it's so embarrassing
If she can’t get off the stage, what do you think you should do?”
"This..." Hu Feng was told by Zhou Yu, and he sweated and said: "I didn't say I promised her, she just made it up, okay..." Hu Feng was a little embarrassed, and he took a few more glances.
A young lady said softly: "What's more! If... I said that I really have the rank of lieutenant general, would you... believe it?"
"..."
Before Hu Feng could raise his head, he was answered by a shoe thrown by Han Bing...
After this incident, Hu Feng's status in the apartment was even lower. Now he was not only a pervert, a prostitute, but also a shameless gambler and fraudster. When Ya Xiu, who came back, heard about Hu Feng "bullying" Han Bing, she also
He was so angry that he wanted to expel Hu Feng from the company, and then asked Xiahou De to throw his quilt into the toilet... Fortunately, Liu Lanlan next to him felt that Hu Feng had some redeeming features, so she interceded to keep him.
But even so, Hu Feng still found that his pillow and shoes were missing. When they were found in the trash can the next day, he guessed that Xiahou De must have done it, and the person behind the scenes must be Zhou Yu or Ya Xiu...
At eleven o'clock in the evening, when Xiahou De came back from the sauna center, Zhou Yu decided to convene a meeting with all the tenants. The first was to discuss Han Bing's countermeasures to deal with Liang Chao and the other two, and the second was to discuss Hu Feng's heinous fraud.
Punishment!
On this night, after a unanimous vote by all the tenants (of course, Hu Feng has been deprived of the right to vote in the election), the following content was adopted;
1. From now on, in view of the fact that the *wolf is not only a prostitute, but also has the habit of fraud, we have decided to conduct irregular inspections of the pigsty where he lives. If the *wolf is found to have any obscene behavior, Xiahou De will kill him
, expelled from the house;
Second, because the wolf had corrupted the family tradition not long ago, and now he is bullying Han Bing, he was specially punished for cleaning the apartment for two months. During this period, all the beauties must agree to any request unconditionally.
Third, due to the bad behavior of the perverts, for the safety of all the beauties, it has been decided that the perverts must find their own residence before the New Year. When they return during the New Year, they must pack up their bedding and leave.
These three items are temporarily added. If there are any additions in the future, we will discuss them again.
This agreement will take effect immediately from the date of issuance, and the final right of interpretation belongs to the beauty. If the *wolf has any objections, he can file an appeal and then vote on it through the tenants' democratic meeting!
Another thing is about how Han Bing will cope with her father's birthday in a few days. Zhou Yu originally planned to let Han Bing tell Liang Chao, saying that he and Hu Feng, the "lieutenant general", had already said goodbye and were now with another
A man is passionately in love, and it’s not too late to drag Xiahou De to attend the birthday party
But when Zhou Yuyi proposed this suggestion, he was rejected by Han Bing. Han Bing knew that this little trick would not only fail to deceive Liang Chao and Liang Chao, but would also make them underestimate their current plan. It would be better to trick Hu Feng.
Turning this rogue bastard into a gentleman - although the girls thought it was almost impossible, in order to help Han Bing, they still risked their lives. At least they helped Bing Bing get through this first...
After this so-called democratic meeting, when he returned to the "pig pen", Hu Feng wanted to bang the table angrily - these girls went too far and didn't care about their own feelings at all. It was less than two months before the Chinese New Year. They made it clear that they wanted to exploit themselves as much as possible during the days when they were gone. There were birthday parties and so on, which was even more nonsense... They dared to ask themselves to receive training after get off work, saying that they wanted to make themselves well-educated. Gentleman, uh... do you still want to live?!
Looking at the gray ceiling, Hu Feng wanted to cry without tears - why is it always me who gets hurt?!
This world has no laws of nature, Hu Feng thinks
Just when Hu Feng was feeling sorry for himself, someone knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" Hu Feng yelled, wondering in his heart, which bastard would get into trouble when he was angry?
Xiahou De? That guy just took a sauna and did some shameful things, and now he's sleeping like a dead pig. Could it be... that he's the four eldest ladies?
Thinking of the four eldest ladies, Hu Feng suddenly lost his temper and immediately put away the angry look just now.
Opening the door carefully, Hu Feng squinted and saw Liu Lanlan wearing pajamas, standing pretty at his door, her big and beautiful eyes looking around from time to time, for fear of being seen.
"Hey! It's Lan Lan. You came to me in the middle of the night... to ask for something?" Hu Feng was very confused. Why was she knocking on his door in the middle of the night?
"Brother Hu..." Seeing Hu Feng open the door, Liu Lanlan's pretty face turned red, and she whispered: "You... won't you invite me in to sit for a while?"
"Ah...oh! Come on, come on, it's my fault, come in and sit down!" Hearing Liu Lanlan's soft and sweet voice, Hu Feng came back to his senses and quickly introduced Lan Lan into the house.
To be honest, Hu Feng loves this beautiful girl from the bottom of his heart
Arriving at Hu Feng's "pig pen", Lan Lan glanced around with her eyes, frowned and said: "Brother Hu, why is your place... so messy?!"
"Uh...hehe!"
Seeing Lan Lan's expression, Hu Feng smiled sheepishly and said: "No one comes in usually, and I am used to being lazy, so I never clean up... Well, Lan Lan, are you okay with coming to see me so late?
?As long as it is something that Brother Hu can do, I promise to help you complete it!"
While talking, Hu Feng wiped a cleaner stool for Liu Lanlan to sit on.
In this apartment, besides being able to have a few words with Xiahou De, Hu Feng usually talked a lot with Liu Lanlan. Moreover, she never regarded herself as a wolf. This made Hu Feng very grateful, so his good impression of her also increased.
many
"..."
Liu Lanlan sat down next to Hu Feng and looked at Hu Feng, then said: "Um...Brother Hu, you...won't you be angry about what Sister Xiaoyu and the others did today? In fact, I also think they did it today.
It’s a bit much!”
"Angry?" Hu Feng sweated. He knew that Lan Lan was afraid that he would blame those girls for doing too much, so he came to mediate, so he said boldly: "Lan Lan, what kind of person do you think Brother Hu is?
Are you a chicken-hearted person? Just let them do what they want, I don't want to live here anyway, I will move out myself after the Chinese New Year!"
"Yeah?"
Hearing Hu Feng himself say to move away, Lan Lan was stunned for a moment and didn't know what to think. When she was about to speak, she heard Hu Feng ask herself seriously: "Lan Lan, I want to ask you a question. Do you need to ask me a question?"
Answer me seriously, okay?"
"Well! You asked!"
"I want to know... is Brother Hu really that bad? He is a wolf and a liar. Now I almost believe it myself!" Hu Feng's expression was very helpless. No one has even wanted his first kiss.
It's a bit unfair to be called a wolf and a liar.
After listening to Hu Feng's words, Liu Lanlan glanced at Hu Feng first, then lowered her head and said softly: "Actually... Brother Hu is a very nice person, but it's just because your impression when you first came here was not good.
And you don’t want to make progress, so they look down on you... But Lanlan thinks that Brother Hu is a very nice person! At least they didn’t realize that Brother Hu is a very caring person! "
"Really? Why didn't I realize that I have love?" Hearing that he still had advantages, Hu Feng was as excited as a pug.
Do you have love? Hu Feng felt very strange. When did he have love?
"Hehe..." Lanlan's pretty face smiled, and her eyes curved into beautiful crescents. She raised her head, as if recalling beautiful things: "Actually, a caring person, he himself
When I do a kind act, I always think that it is a natural thing, so I never remember it in my heart, but the people next to me can understand it... Do you remember? Two months ago, a little boy was in our apartment.
I got lost from my parents downstairs and cried so hard. It was you who stood by his side to protect him until his parents found him. Then he was delayed from work and was fined by Yaxiu!"
"Really?" Hu Feng searched in his mind for a long time, but he still couldn't remember such a small thing.
"...Also, do you remember? One day, your bicycle, mine and Han Bing's car broke down. It happened that three people were squeezing into the same bus. At that time, you were walking in front and didn't see our bus coming.
, you could easily get a seat, but because an old man was knocked down while squeezing the bus, you desperately ran to help the old man get on the bus, and then you lost your seat when you got on the bus..."
Speaking of this, Lan Lan looked at Hu Feng with her big watery eyes, and then said: "...At that time, an uncle was kind-hearted and wanted to let the uncle take the seat, but unexpectedly a young guy took the seat first. You condemned
While he was there, he relied on a few of his companions to be arrogant and rude. I could clearly see it from behind. If the people in the car hadn't pulled you, I'm afraid you would have fought with those people. Am I right?"
"This..." After listening to Lan Lan's words, Hu Feng finally had an impression.
"And..."
Lan Lan saw Hu Feng's expression and knew that he had an impression. When she wanted to count other things, she was interrupted by Hu Feng's hand. She saw that Hu Feng was a little embarrassed and said non-no: "Don't... don't
I said it, it’s embarrassing to say something as big as sesame seeds and mung beans... By the way, do you have anything else to do with me? Tell me quickly, if you and I are seen by other girls and you are fine, I will